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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 12:21pm On Oct 21, 2024
Conner44:
They say 'the ENEMY of my ENEMY is my FRIEND' that's why omoapena is ready to invite a RABID DOG into his household 🛖

Just like the bigi man who takes people to abroad . . . Lessons are waiting to be learned wink
You don escape from yabaleft again...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 12:22pm On Oct 21, 2024
XGhost:
cheesy If you want to call "the Don" call him loudly don't pass double4 "Conner" grin grin wink
Anybody that deems the sub to fit him and decides that he is the Tinubu representative on this thread being referred to, na him wàhala be that oo brother.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:24pm On Oct 21, 2024
Omoapena:
You don escape from yabaleft again...
Oya Oya no vex cool na my chain been break I don dey go back to my ward.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:28pm On Oct 21, 2024
vivalavida:
Anybody that deems the sub to fit him and decides that he is the Tinubu representative on this thread being referred to, na him wàhala be that oo brother.
Are you by any chance speaking about or referring to donB our resident APC zonB on this thread? shocked

Be bold my pipo, name names and point fingers 👉 👈 👇🏾 🫵 nobody can beat you through your phone.

Believe me, in my case many have tried . . . kiss
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 12:32pm On Oct 21, 2024
Jacksonfire:
And you think I haven't send countless mails to bolt?? Hope you ain't also daft like others assailing my post?? I only vented out for other people to assist on nairaland if possible. So what I did was wrong?? Guy stay one place and be neutral if not u fit still collect...
So how has ranting here and insulting Uberbolt drivers in Lagos helped to increase the fares in edo?

How has typing lot of disjointed oluwole statement on a faceless forum helped increase the Uberbolt fares in edo

You reason like a goat

I just want to assume all these your shenanigans is just for publicity
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by WareLogMan(m): 12:46pm On Oct 21, 2024
[quote author=Welz post=132524233][/quote]grin grin grin cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 12:50pm On Oct 21, 2024
Conner44:
Oya Oya no vex cool na my chain been break I don dey go back to my ward.
Let them know you need a personal guard to watch over you, okay?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 1:01pm On Oct 21, 2024
dav1002:
So how has ranting here and insulting Uberbolt drivers in Lagos helped to increase the fares in edo?

How has typing lot of disjointed oluwole statement on a faceless forum helped increase the Uberbolt fares in edo

You reason like a goat

I just want to assume all these your shenanigans is just for publicity
You forget say now u be the biggest he goat for here... Owukhor!!!!. ( Native circumcised Benin smelling he goat) go ask people how the goat be... Fool....

Did I seek for ur useless opinion in the first place?? If this platform is faceless. And cant yield any positive outcome for anyone..Why you and your gay partner (pearls) they always form shit for here?? As if you guys are above every one.

Guy get lost!!!. You think you can silent me like others..

Make thunder strick you and ur entire generation and the unborn..

you toothless tamed bulldog !!!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 1:04pm On Oct 21, 2024
Jackson give them pressure. grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by XGhost: 1:12pm On Oct 21, 2024
YeyeGbami:
Jackson give them pressure. grin
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 1:21pm On Oct 21, 2024
Omoapena:
Let them know you need a personal guard to watch over you, okay?
Personal guard ké? undecided

A BIGGER CHAIN will suffice for now cool

I can't comment about later . . . 😕
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 1:34pm On Oct 21, 2024
OMG! sad shocked Owukhor? You mean he is an Mkpi? The stubborn short dwarf native goat? undecided the type wey dey drink piss? The type that if your mama take her pot cook the pot go continue to dey smell for 1 full complete year afterwards? cry

Kai! This our 'uber Mako Jako' e haff finish dav1002 yaga-yaga cry I'm sure dav1002 cannot take this sitting down, even standing is not enough. . . I have to bring ladder for him to climb and take it wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Sirchiboy:
I give up on uber

Crying 😭.
I can't continue

I have been buying fuel 20k and yet can't even have gain of 1 naira to buy pure water.
How can I make it when I keep receiving 1400, 2000 ride.
The highest ride is 3k..you will use about 2 to 3 liters of fuel for a journey of 12km and at the end of the ride uber will show 2500.
God help me.
I really pity married people .
Father please show me mercy.
Father
I am the little boy who Is struggling to make a living out of this but it seems hard.
Father
I have no one except you.
Please come through for me.
Tomorrow may never come through.
Father don't let the world to mock at me and say where is your God you have been bragging of.
Father open way for me.
Father the time has come

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 1:41pm On Oct 21, 2024
Sirchiboy:
I give up on uber

Crying 😭.
I can't continue

I have been buying fuel 20k and yet can't even have gain of 1 naira to buy pure water.
How can I make it when I keep receiving 1400, 2000 ride.
The highest ride is 3k..you will use about 2 to 3 liters of fuel for a journey of 12km and at the end of the ride uber will show 2500.
God help me.
I really pity married people .
Father please show me mercy.
Father
I am the little boy who Is struggling to make a living out of this but it seems hard.
Father
I have no one except you.
Please come through for me.
Tomorrow may never come through.
Father don't let the world to mock at me and say where is your God you have been bragging of.
Father open way for me.
Father the time has come
Chai! Sorry bro 😞

In another news :

Just sit back and imagine that this same Sirchiboy posts tomorrow that he has saved and bought a new car and we should all thank God with him 😅 . . . Someone who has always been complaining of ehailing oh lol 😆

Reminds me of one guy here we call Broda Bernad wink why won't we ask questions later grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 1:43pm On Oct 21, 2024
Sirchiboy:
I give up on uber

Crying 😭.
I can't continue

I have been buying fuel 20k and yet can't even have gain of 1 naira to buy pure water.
How can I make it when I keep receiving 1400, 2000 ride.
The highest ride is 3k..you will use about 2 to 3 liters of fuel for a journey of 12km and at the end of the ride uber will show 2500.
God help me.
I really pity married people .
Father please show me mercy.
Father
I am the little boy who Is struggling to make a living out of this but it seems hard.
Father
I have no one except you.
Please come through for me.
Tomorrow may never come through.
Father don't let the world to mock at me and say where is your God you have been bragging of.
Father open way for me.
Father the time has come
amen oh. Make he open way for me too
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 1:44pm On Oct 21, 2024
Jacksonfire:
You forget say now na u be the biggest he goat for here... Owukhor!!!!. ( Native circumcised Benin smelling he goat) go ask people how the goat be... Fool....

Did I seek for ur useless opinion in the first place?? If this platform is faceless. And cant yield any positive outcome for anyone..Why you and your gay partner (pearls) they always form shit for here?? As if you guys are above every one.

Guy get lost!!!. You think you can silent me like others..

Make thunder strick strike you and ur entire generation and the unborn..

you toothless tamed bulldog !!!
You didn't ask for my opinion yet you dey post complain left right centre grin


Like I said your disjointed grammar dey give person headache

Sha remember that The fool who knows his foolishness, is wise at least so far. But a fool who thinks himself wise, he is called a fool indeed
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Halahhalah: 1:45pm On Oct 21, 2024
YeyeGbami:
Jackson give them pressure. grin
I seem lost on the objectives of his mission.

Same people he fights have no authority over the companies sad , why fight with them as if they can make changes.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 1:46pm On Oct 21, 2024
Sirchiboy:
I give up on uber

Crying 😭.
I can't continue

I have been buying fuel 20k and yet can't even have gain of 1 naira to buy pure water.
How can I make it when I keep receiving 1400, 2000 ride.
The highest ride is 3k..you will use about 2 to 3 liters of fuel for a journey of 12km and at the end of the ride uber will show 2500.
God help me.
I really pity married people .
Father please show me mercy.
Father
I am the little boy who Is struggling to make a living out of this but it seems hard.
Father
I have no one except you.
Please come through for me.
Tomorrow may never come through.
Father don't let the world to mock at me and say where is your God you have been bragging of.
Father open way for me.
Father the time has come
😂
In as much as this your write up is painful to read yet it's damn funny

Na bolt make you dey drop psalms

It is well
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 1:48pm On Oct 21, 2024
YeyeGbami:
amen oh. Make he open way for me too
Ahn - ahn, yeye . . . shocked have you given up hope in your Almighty tinubu already so soon? undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 1:57pm On Oct 21, 2024
Sirchiboy:
I give up on uber

Crying 😭.
I can't continue

I have been buying fuel 20k and yet can't even have gain of 1 naira to buy pure water.
How can I make it when I keep receiving 1400, 2000 ride.
The highest ride is 3k..you will use about 2 to 3 liters of fuel for a journey of 12km and at the end of the ride uber will show 2500.
God help me.
I really pity married people .
Father please show me mercy.
Father
I am the little boy who Is struggling to make a living out of this but it seems hard.
Father
I have no one except you.
Please come through for me.
Tomorrow may never come through.
Father don't let the world to mock at me and say where is your God you have been bragging of.
Father open way for me.
Father the time has come
My candid advice for you.. this is what I have been venting out since one month lately . With no reasonable response only insults from heartless and I don't care people here.. Uber fares is even better compared to bolt..

Don't fully depend on bolt and Uber as your major source of income, because you go cry tire.. when ur car calls for major maintenance after deterioration , no body is going to lend you money since u ain't profiting from it..

Take bolt and Uber drive as partime job when you finally get a well paid job or better still learn a profitable skill.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 1:59pm On Oct 21, 2024
Conner44:
Chai! Sorry bro 😞

In another news :

Just sit back and imagine that this same Sirchiboy posts tomorrow that he has saved and bought a new car and we should all thank God with him 😅 . . . Someone who has always been complaining of ehailing oh lol 😆

Reminds me of one guy here we call Broda Bernad wink why won't we ask questions later grin
You be confirm olosi that can never move forward in life, I give up on your miserable life....


Aiye e ti ba je patapata
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 2:01pm On Oct 21, 2024
dav1002:
You didn't ask for my opinion yet you dey post complain left right centre grin


Like I said your disjointed grammar dey give person headache

Sha remember that The fool who knows his foolishness, is wise at least so far. But a fool who thinks himself wise, he is called a fool indeed
Guy go baff. Smelling owukhor!!! I am delighted someone has explained the kind of GOAT you are.. U nor dey make any sense again..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 2:06pm On Oct 21, 2024
Halahhalah:
I seem lost on the objectives of his mission.

Same people he fights have no authority over the companies sad , why fight with them as if they can make changes.
He is a lost goat (ewu kambia)

His case is like a govt that removed subsidy claiming they will use the proceeds to better other sectors of the economy yet still goes to take loan

Na him type dey use knife cut warts like say he wan chop am

Ogbon sodik
J for jacksonwithoutsense
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 2:06pm On Oct 21, 2024
Omoapena:
You be confirm olosi that can never move forward in life, I give up on your miserable life....


Aiye e ti ba je patapata
Yen-yen-yen lol e pain am cheesy broda broda mi OOoo, na only you sabi the road to move forward in life sha 😄

chi gbakpa isi gi oku, aturu 😜
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 2:09pm On Oct 21, 2024
dav1002:
😂
In as much as this your write up is painful to read yet it's damn funny

Na bolt make you dey drop psalms

It is well
U nor see say u nor get sense..huh owukhor. See your mumu response. Person dey complain you dey laff. Madman
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:17pm On Oct 21, 2024
Conner44:
Yen-yen-yen lol e pain am cheesy broda broda mi OOoo, na only you sabi the road to move forward in life sha 😄

chi gbakpa isi gi oku, aturu 😜
Olosi ni e jare, o ni life,
Ko werey e lo si iwaju, emi ko ni mo n se e, lo ba awon ebi e ti won ti kon kadara e mo igi ewedu.

Werey alaso🥱
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 2:27pm On Oct 21, 2024
Omoapena:
Olosi ni e jare, o ni life,
Ko werey e lo si iwaju, emi ko ni mo n se e, lo ba awon ebi e ti won ti kon kadara e mo igi ewedu.

Werey alaso🥱
Hahaha 😆 oloshi think say I go dive into the mud where him dey baff grin

Continue your incantations e hia 😜 my head na 1 - 1 kobo e dey vomit oh. In case you don forget I been escape from yaba left cheesy

Mugu wey post bottom of tissue paper as proof of owning 2 cars on uber lol as if na him fellow goats dey converge for this thread 🤣

Lie lie broda benad 🎵 lie lie broda benad 🎶 lie lie . . . Hehehe cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:53pm On Oct 21, 2024
Conner44:
Hahaha 😆 oloshi think say I go dive into the mud where him dey baff grin

Continue your incantations e hia 😜 my head na 1 - 1 kobo e dey vomit oh. In case you don forget I been escape from yaba left cheesy

Mugu wey post bottom of tissue paper as proof of owning 2 cars on uber lol as if na him fellow goats dey converge for this thread 🤣

Lie lie broda benad 🎵 lie lie broda benad 🎶 lie lie . . . Hehehe cheesy
Chai, Iya e ti fi obo e jo na, wan ri omo bi o, oloriburuku eyan ni wan bi.

Kadara e jo gelete ni abe igi ewedu, o je lo ko si omi okun.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 3:03pm On Oct 21, 2024
Omoapena:
Chai, Iya e ti fi obo e jo na, wan ri omo bi o, oloriburuku eyan ni wan bi.

Kadara e jo gelete ni abe igi ewedu, o je lo ko si omi okun.
Hehehe grin mushin AKALA tested cool the drugs still dey blood for life cheesy

See your proof of owning 2 vehicles on bolt below 👇🏾 something that even a nursery one pupil would laugh at and call police to arrest you for trying to scam their young and innocent brain tongue

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:12pm On Oct 21, 2024
Conner44:
Hehehe grin mushin AKALA tested cool the drugs still dey blood for life cheesy

See your proof of owning 2 vehicles on bolt below 👇🏾 something that even a nursery one pupil would laugh at and call police to arrest you for trying to scam their young and innocent brain tongue
Werey alaso, oma rin wo nu igbo lo ni...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 3:17pm On Oct 21, 2024
Omoapena:
Werey alaso, oma rin wo nu igbo lo ni...
See this one undecided you want me to be using igbo to abuse you? So that half the people here won't understand what I'm saying? Hehehe Lie lie grin

I will use English to finish you here so that everybody will understand exactly what I'm saying wink

You get luck say you no see buyer for that your car because of Mr. Bigi man and abroad, by now see you see village cheesy

Broda benad tongue if gullibility was a person . . .
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:17pm On Oct 21, 2024
Barbiturate
Yeyegbami
Gentlelife50
Baz001
I no follow o cheesy

How do you guys read all these gbas gbos here without your memes of the blessed memories. grin grin grin grin
I cannot take it o.
#bringbackourmemes

2021/2022..... Una wan kill person with memes. No peace!!
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