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raumdeuter:
Fault fire? We all have our faves and will give excuses for them till anything

Your loyalty to Wike is admirable, I no sure say oasisx loyal to Jagaban like that cos he don dey follow Obidient babe

I swear, Oasis loyalty don dey shake of late, you need find one Mandate girl give am ASAP

Theflint1:
Na why I talk say country lawless, cause normal normal na to tear the man slap as e begin do that nonsense raking then pay fine or get some other light sentence as per assault.

Nigeria no be France wey citizen slap Emmanuel Macron for face and bagged paltry 4 months imprisonment o. For Nigeria dem go kill you, kill your body, kill your soul, kill your spirit and kill your heavenly race right on the spot.

BlueRayDick:
Nigeria no be France wey citizen slap Emmanuel Macron for face and bagged paltry 4 months imprisonment o. For Nigeria dem go kill you, kill your body, kill your soul, kill your spirit and kill your heavenly race right on the spot.

Well, nobody has tried it yet, so we can't be certain.

Blueray can you give it a try the next time tinubu comes to Lagos so that we can know if what you said is true

BlueRayDick:
Nigeria no be France wey citizen slap Emmanuel Macron for face and bagged paltry 4 months imprisonment o. For Nigeria dem go kill you, kill your body, kill your soul, kill your spirit and kill your heavenly race right on the spot.

Even the squeezing of face sef, except say na back you dey, you ain't safe...power is power drunk fool like Wike fit decide give everybody their land back hold on to your own as per say you get mind dey squeeze face for e front...such disrespect

TemporaryHansel:
I'm in public, and I laughed really hard after reading this.... People are staring at me.

I'm 100% certain seankafer's nose will be dripping mucus in that situation.

Lol...internet gangsterism easy

Theflint1:
Obowie

Hope say na correct thing, na elderly person i wan greet, he is Bini but he dey always greet me in Yoruba and I wan retaliate

raumdeuter:
All those surrounding politicians everyday you think say them genuinely like them? Grown asss men peoples grandfather go dey do boy boy all over you think say dem like them? If Tinubu go dey dance you no dey see people grandparent dey follow am dance? You think say na so dance dey hungry them

But when you realize that Power is Power, you will jump as high as possible. The most irresponsible governor, minister, commisioner can turn your responsible business into ashes one day

Ordinary song wey Ayefele sing wey Ajimobi think say he dey disrespect him while showing loyalty to Akala, he nearly bulldoze his radio station

Theflint1:
Lol...internet gangsterism easy

Why are you talking about ibime

Theflint1:
Na why I talk say country lawless, cause normal normal na to tear the man slap as e begin do that nonsense raking then pay fine or get some other light sentence as per assault.

You don forget one Zenith Bank manager wey kneel down for Fayose that year

BlueRayDick:
Nigeria no be France wey citizen slap Emmanuel Macron for face and bagged paltry 4 months imprisonment o. For Nigeria dem go kill you, kill your body, kill your soul, kill your spirit and kill your heavenly race right on the spot.

Even for America if you try am, you might be unalived within seconds

TemporaryHansel:
Well, nobody has tried it yet, so we can't be certain.

Blueray can you give it a try the next time tinubu comes to Lagos so that we can know if what you said is true

It seems you've never heard me saying this before now: " At any point in time, I always do what will save my life" .

Why I go dey vex for person wey get gun ? Shey I get extra life?

TemporaryHansel:
Well, nobody has tried it yet, so we can't be certain.

Blueray can you give it a try the next time tinubu comes to Lagos so that we can know if what you said is true

I know say iamoyindamola get liver wella he go fit do this

BlueRayDick na only boy, even if he don offend you before pity his innocent parents

Theflint1:
Even the squeezing of face sef, except say na back you dey, you ain't safe...power is power drunk fool like Wike fit decide give everybody their land back hold on to your own as per say you get mind dey squeeze face for e front...such disrespect

The same people will now be asking you " Why did you sef squeeze face for oga now ?"

BlueRayDick:
It seems you've never heard me saying this before now: " At any point in time, I always do what will save my life" .

Why I go dey vex for person wey get gun ? Shey I get extra life?

He think say na PS5 Mario you dey play

My uncle driver one day wey Raji Rasaki wan pass one area, like 30mins before governor convoy reach he say make he quick cross the road and soldier hold am

In 30mins the guy Broda Mukaila doubled in weight for daring to cross road wey dem don block say governor wan pass in the next 1hr

TemporaryHansel:
I don't really like how family planning changes the stature of most women. Isn't it better to just do vasectomy if you're done with having kids?
I don't have kids yet but I plan on having one or two, after that I'm running vasectomy straight up. That's safer and better, instead of taking a move that might alter my woman's body stature.

Yeah...major reason why I have tried to work on my withdrawal methods ......

The pills tends to cause some visible reshaping and i don't like eating d chubby ones...


Vasectomy is not all I am in for cos I might still drop just one as time and economy kicks.... .who knows

My original plan was 3 and donate one brokos to charity...😃😃 but T-pain is bringing in new assignments..

BlueRayDick:
It seems you've never heard me saying this before now: " At any point in time, I always do what will save my life" .

Why I go dey vex for person wey get gun ? Shey I get extra life?

Lagos boys too dey fear.

No wonder tinubu dey hold the whole state for blokus.

raumdeuter:
Hope say na correct thing, na elderly person i wan greet, he is Bini but he dey always greet me in Yoruba and I wan retaliate

Domosah would work better then, you fit use am any time of the day...Epa Obowie is like good morning Sir

Segedinho:
Yeah...major reason why I have tried to work on my withdrawal methods ......

The pills tends to cause some visible reshaping and i don't like eating d chubby ones...


Vasectomy is not all I am in for cos I might still drop just one as time and economy kicks.... .who knows

My original plan was 3 and donate one brokos to charity...😃😃 but T-pain is bringing in new assignments..

You said you have two na. Two is okay though.

You won't have to be worrying yourself about withdrawal methods if you do vasectomy.

You dive in anyhow you like without fear of consequences.

raumdeuter:
I know say iamoyindamola get liver wella he go fit do this

BlueRayDick na only boy, even if he don offend you before pity his innocent parents

TemporaryHansel:
Lagos boys too dey fear.

No wonder tinubu dey hold the whole state for blokus.

I'm a boy o.

I no dey fight, I no dey separate fight and I no dey even watch people fighting.

If Men Going Their Own Way was a person, na me be that person.

You can't find any thread on the front page without Yoruba and igbo folks having a go at each other.

Can someone give me a backstory of the bad blood between the two groups? Also, does this also occur in other platforms or only nairaland?

BlueRayDick:
I'm a boy o.

I no dey fight, I no dey separate fight and I no dey even watch people fighting.

If Men Going Their Own Way was a person, na me be that person.

Mgtow is red pill stuff. I'm surprised you're into redpil.

TemporaryHansel:
Mgtow is red pill stuff. I'm surprised you're into redpil.

No I'm not. Nothing concern me with all those delusions like red pill and bitter feminism jare.

I was basically saying na jeje I dey go my way, I dey avoid trouble

raumdeuter:
I know say iamoyindamola get liver wella he go fit do this

BlueRayDick na only boy, even if he don offend you before pity his innocent parents

If na western country I fit try am
But this country I no fit

TrebleChamp:
Jarus was living a fake life in 2010....

This was special market penetration strategy by Aero though. It went on for like 2 years.

The average rate for Lagos-Abuja one-way flight was about N15,000.

Segedinho:
Yeah...major reason why I have tried to work on my withdrawal methods ......

The pills tends to cause some visible reshaping and i don't like eating d chubby ones...


Vasectomy is not all I am in for cos I might still drop just one as time and economy kicks.... .who knows

My original plan was 3 and donate one brokos to charity...😃😃 but T-pain is bringing in new assignments..

There is a coil your woman can put in her arm to stop her having kids, better than vasectomy or pill

Una be learners for this game. My wife was on coil before we were ready for kids, and went on coil immediately after we finished.

https://www.nhsinform.scot/healthy-living/contraception/contraceptive-implant/#:~:text=The%20contraceptive%20implant%20(Nexplanon)%20is,sexually%20transmitted%20infections%20(STIs).

Ibime:
There is a coil your woman can put in her arm to stop her having kids, better than vasectomy or pill

Una be learners for this game. My wife was on coil before we were ready for kids, and went on coil immediately after we finished.

https://www.nhsinform.scot/healthy-living/contraception/contraceptive-implant/#:~:text=The%20contraceptive%20implant%20(Nexplanon)%20is,sexually%20transmitted%20infections%20(STIs).

you think say we dey uk of free healthcare?

stop oppressing us with your communist red socialist healthcare!

my google search is saying 380k plus

Unlimited22:
Which part of Okigwe?

My house then was very close to Federal Government College, Okigwe. Don't even know the name of the area.

GloriousGbola:
you think say we dey uk of free healthcare?

stop oppressing us with your communist red socialist healthcare!

my google search is saying 380k plus

Well considering child care costs per year, it's a solid alternative, and it lasts for up to 3 years before needing to be replaced.

Ibime:
There is a coil your woman can put in her arm to stop her having kids, better than vasectomy or pill

Una be learners for this game. My wife was on coil before we were ready for kids, and went on coil immediately after we finished.

https://www.nhsinform.scot/healthy-living/contraception/contraceptive-implant/#:~:text=The%20contraceptive%20implant%20(Nexplanon)%20is,sexually%20transmitted%20infections%20(STIs).

Implanon is a progestogen and still has potential for those side effects he alluded to. A good number of women on it will suffer weight gain, mood swings, irregular periods, headaches, acne.

It is actually more likely to cause weight gain compared to the combined oral contraceptive pill (COCP).

GloriousGbola:
you think say we dey uk of free healthcare?

stop oppressing us with your communist red socialist healthcare!

my google search is saying 380k plus

That's what my wife is using. I don't think it costs so much though we didn't have to pay for it thanks to HMO

afrodoc2:
Implanon is a progestogen and still has potential for those side effects he alluded to. A good number of women on it will suffer weight gain, mood swings, irregular periods, headaches, acne.

I was about to say this