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semid4lyfe:
An office colleague who is single and "lepa" is considering inserting the implant just so she can gain weight and fill out

Kindly tell her it's a wrong move, other symptoms are there too. I believe multivitamin or blood capsules can help her gain some weight..

TrebleChamp:
Kindly tell her it's a wrong move, other symptoms are there too. I believe multivitamin or blood capsules can help her gain some weight..

Yeah, she knows about the side effects but she says she'll only insert it for a year.

She's consulted doctors, dieticians, and taken all sorts but none has worked for her.

Me thinks her physique is hereditary cos her late dad was lepa too, and even her two sisters are straight like her.

Anyways, na her business wetin she do with her life

KingTom:
00Ngbeke see as e pose like Roger Moore

The woman na real Ngbeke.

I've never heard of her before until the night of APC presidential primaries when she came on the podium to address the delegates.

Starting feom that night I've always looked forward to her next drama. . She will be missed like Patrick Obahiagbon was missed in the house of reps for the entertainment side of things

OasisX:



.....even though we ain't YET a member of BRICS+, our GWG flag is included in the mock-up Currency presented by Putin.

Las Las, e go become cryptocurrency, nothing more.

Haters will say this is foul, but it's just strength


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_BpktMh92o?si=D4MGeOAiwYt2JgAR

Roland17:
Las Las, e go become cryptocurrency, nothing more.

BlueRayDick:
The woman na real Ngbeke.

I've never heard of her before until the night of APC presidential primaries when she came on the podium to address the delegates.

Starting feom that night I've always looked forward to her next drama. . She will be missed like Patrick Obahiagbon was missed in the house of reps for the entertainment side of things

I saw that she's a lawyer, from her Wikipedia page and she's also a Nollywood director

Dem say na 2nd batch be this

Dammm



🚨 Breaking: Lebanese sources report that Hashem Safieddine, the successor to the eliminated successor of the eliminated Nasrallah, didn't die immediately after Israel's strike.

He lived for another 3 days injured, until he died of suffocation under rubble in his bunker.
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Itsrm:
Tinubu sacks 5 ministers. Didn't think he had it in him

Cannon fodder ministers.

Ellexy:
Dem say na 2nd batch be this

AKA, VC list.

Roland17:
I am never getting snipped and it is not debatable for my side. I no sabi tomorrow and I always want to remain in control of my options.

You no lie. Even the OG said that one has to stay strapped.

dostr4:
Afrodoc2 can I send u mail ?

100%

raumdeuter:
Home and away hat trick incoming soon

Triplet home and on the road

The away game wey Treble dey play na behind closed doors. Dem no dey broadcast am.

TrebleChamp:
Alakoba 😁😁😁

See as the guy put weed for your pocket.

This serves to inform our Valued customers to immediately discontinue making payments for your SWIFT services through any GT Bank Payment Portal (Including Bank Transfers, USSD Code (*737*), Online Banking, Mobile Banking etc) - until further notice.

You can also make EASY and QUICK payments for SWIFT Services using any of the following Options:

e don be for GTB

Ibime:
Haters will say this is foul, but it's just strength


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_BpktMh92o?si=D4MGeOAiwYt2JgAR

Do you want to kill somebody
You no they ever play with your match, see as you almost send person go meet Hades

GloriousGbola:
e don be for GTB

How did this bank go down
I am suspecting when they got hacked, it was worse than we think
If you notice it was some weeks later they start shoving shares off our throats

GloriousGbola:
e don be for GTB

Please what was or is the source?

I guess I need to take my funds out oooo

This is my main corporate bank

Kai

FEGEITOK:
Please what was or is the source?

I guess I need to take my funds out oooo

This is my main corporate bank

Kai

this is an email from swift networks to all their customers

the problem with GTB right now [in my own experience] is you have to go personally anytime you need to get funds out. at least that is what happened to us when we were paid into our gtb account on a project. no alert, nothing. we went to bank with evidence of payment , after which we immediately evacuated the money

GloriousGbola:
this is an email from swift networks to all their customers

the problem with GTB right now [in my own experience] is you have to go personally anytime you need to get funds out. at least that is what happened to us when we were paid into our gtb account on a project. no alert, nothing. we went to bank with evidence of payment , after which we immediately evacuated the money

Thanks.

In other words, we are back to the stone age for now.

A huge message: “The CEO of MTN Nigeria, Mr. Carl Toriola, has expressed concern regarding the latest proposal by the National Assembly to reintroduce a 5% excise tax on telecommunications and related services, such as gaming and betting, warning that such a move could critically damage the telecom sector in Nigeria, which is already grappling with significant financial challenges.”

Netflix took down IrokoTV and similar companies, but Netflix does not operate in Nigeria even though many Nigerians use it. Sure, they can help you collect sales tax or VAT, but that is not corporate tax. Where am I going? Nigeria must calibrate out additional taxes on the telecom providers because the asymmetric competition from satellite providers remains huge. If you weaken the GSM operators, you will make it easier for other competitors to take over, and pay you nothing.

Look at Europe, they come here and preach globalization, but they are increasing tariffs on Chinese EVs because China is beating their local companies. Even in the United States, if the US removes the tariffs and restrictions on Nio, BYD and broad Chinese EVs, Tesla will go bankrupt because China makes better and affordable EVs. So, Nigeria must develop thick skin and protect and protect because jobs and taxes are on the line. Yes, we must modulate on how we tax local players

Wise words 🧠


https://www.tekedia.com/playing-with-fire-mtn-nigeria-ceo-warns-nigeria-on-plans-to-implement-5-telecom-excise-duty/

GloriousGbola:
this is an email from swift networks to all their customers

the problem with GTB right now [in my own experience] is you have to go personally anytime you need to get funds out. at least that is what happened to us when we were paid into our gtb account on a project. no alert, nothing. we went to bank with evidence of payment , after which we immediately evacuated the money

I've been using GT Bank without issues sha, I guess the issue they have now is some of the merchants they're in collaboration with, they're yet to get things running 100% and to avoid drama, these merchants would rather put them on ice until they get everything in order.

afrodoc2:
100%

😢😢😢😢😢

But you didn't see mine 😔

Theflint1:
I've been using GT Bank without issues sha, I guess the issue they have now is some of the merchants they're in collaboration with, they're yet to get things running 100% and to avoid drama, these merchants would rather put them on ice until they get everything in order.

last week we had a payment into our company account. it was made on thursday. it did not reflect. no alert, nothing. we had to go to the bank to sort it. this was a payment of over 1m. we are waiting on another payment of 8m for another project . we have ensured we give a different bank account.

imagine you have been paid in advance for a time bound service and then you start telling client story because of GTB.

i have no idea what their issue is, but i still cannot see my balance

i am inclined towards sodiqs theory - they have been hacked by a ransomware group

BlueRayDick:
Wise words 🧠


https://www.tekedia.com/playing-with-fire-mtn-nigeria-ceo-warns-nigeria-on-plans-to-implement-5-telecom-excise-duty/

Nigerian's are yet to tap into the full potential of satellite technologies like Starlink, by the time they do, and players from China flood the market, MTN and similar network companies would be well under water, tax breaks or not.

Theflint1:
Nigerian's are yet to tap into the full potential of satellite technologies like Starlink, by the time they do, and players from China flood the market, MTN and similar network companies would be well under water, tax breaks or not.

This is not about tax breaks or no tax breaks; instead it is about the federal government not scoring another own goal unprovoked.

Like the author opined, imposing the proposed 5% telecom tax on telecos will only add to the problems of telecom providers like MTN and the likes. Currently the telecos are groaning that every other business in Nigeria have increased the prices of their goods & services except telecom providers. NCC has placed a bar on telecos increasing their tariffs while they keep dealing increase in cost of production.

Now if the 5% tax is added to their burden it will be practically almost impossible for them to continue to thrive under the current economic realities. For the first time since they started operations in Nigeria, MTN declared loss in 2023 without the proposed 5% telecoms tax. Imagine what will happen to their books if the 5% tax is introduced.

When worse comes to worst, the investors will pull their funds and sell to whoever can perform magic to continue to thrive in the Nigerian hostile economy. People will certainly lose jobs and the company will lose customers to dem Starlink and the likes. The crazy part is that the starlink dem will not be paying Nigerian government a dime.

Theflint1:
Nigerian's are yet to tap into the full potential of satellite technologies like Starlink, by the time they do, and players from China flood the market, MTN and similar network companies would be well under water, tax breaks or not.

Starlink has several limitations. First, you need electricity to use it and it's also priced far beyond the average user.

And for enterprise customers, Starlink does not issue public ips. This means you have no means of managing your servers, routers and other devices remotely .

It is even my strong belief that starlink will soon pack and leave. At 900k annual subscription for the most basic plan, it's only a matter of time.

afrodoc2:
See as the guy put weed for your pocket.

Dayo na weyre 😁

Ellexy:
Dem say na 2nd batch be this

Minister of Peter Obi affair 😂😂

Person go think say em own worse pass

Now this 👇