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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:35pm On Oct 24, 2024
IFSHR:
grin grin
Come join me... dis country hard no be small

After this 1 bottle now na sleep grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 9:37pm On Oct 24, 2024
Felicity001:
Come join me... dis country hard no be small

After this 1 bottle now na sleep grin
He's not in your country feli
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:49pm On Oct 24, 2024
Na my mama house I still.dey oooh...lol... 3 bed apt for AE now na 1m+ na only yahoo boys for afford am... make I no go kill myself
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2024
Barbiturate:
He's not in your country feli
Watin concern pikin wey mama carry for back dey track from kano to Lagos... if him like make him dey 4 comgo with BAZ01 na drink I say make him.vome drink, I no say make him come meet me for where I dey o... anybody who cares to join me should go to the nearest bar, take anything you wish. Send me the bill grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 9:56pm On Oct 24, 2024
Who else saw jpworld grin grin

Oga jp nawao ooo how far na... make I se.d my azahuh 9ja hard ooo

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djkayzee231(m): 11:03pm On Oct 24, 2024
Please is there anyone using Nissan Primera 05 for this hustle? How is d car performance fuel nd al
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 11:19pm On Oct 24, 2024
Mehn dis place dey very good to cool off...gbas gbos everytime everywhere..
Men go pin you for mind because you insult am online 9 month ago..na wa o
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 1:07am On Oct 25, 2024
pope191:
E get when you get direction… I know you have been looking for this for long. Too bad, attention is F-ing too expensive to waste. You’re not worth it beyond the bit you’ve gotten. Enjoy!
You wey commot for this thread temporarily for sanity purpose dey open your gutter mouth, orí ẹ ó pe rárá. You just talk anyhow and I've always been looking at you. Àbi ìwọ kọ ní. Kò ní dá fún ẹ.

You let salivà drọol carelessly from that your uncouth mouth, I know those things they said to you that made your filìngers tremble for weeks here before we symp@thized with your mẹèntal státe.

Ọmọ ale abẹ ẹni.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 1:12am On Oct 25, 2024
Conner44:
But you're LASEPA na . . . 😏

Or haff they pursue you 🤔
Yes. Very happy

It's far better than being idle. I know of someone with numbers as suffix of his username that will còmmìt sùìcide from frústratiòn soon.

Help a brother please
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 1:18am On Oct 25, 2024
Is it not funny that the idìòts that have consistently warned that I will suffer due to my political affiliation are the ones languìshing and l@menting today?

I will repeat here, if Lagos and Uber does not favour you, move to Anambra to enjoy Peter Obi's Dubai and good governance.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:52am On Oct 25, 2024
BAZ001:
grin

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lka915sLrA1qhgme2.gif
Bia, Congo man, behave joor angry angry
After, u go say na me call you grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 6:31am On Oct 25, 2024
donbrowser:
You wey commot for this thread temporarily for sanity purpose dey open your gutter mouth, orí ẹ ó pe rárá. You just talk anyhow and I've always been looking at you. Àbi ìwọ kọ ní. Kò ní dá fún ẹ.

You let salivà drọol carelessly from that your uncouth mouth, I know those things they said to you that made your filìngers tremble for weeks here before we symp@thized with your mẹèntal státe.

Ọmọ ale abẹ ẹni.
On the honest bunch… I didn’t read the nonsense you post and won’t be reading the next. feel free to use the next by rope, thats if Tpain hunger never strangle you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 6:56am On Oct 25, 2024
See the ridiculous price this morning on bolt. Even Uber price is not too reasonable like that.. and most of the old cargos here that always ambush others from complaining are heartless and self centred..

And those of you saying if it's not favoring you any more why can't you quit.. are very stupid for saying that.. make una dey use ana brain sometimes

This is why Nigeria as a country can't be united

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 8:32am On Oct 25, 2024
donbrowser:
Yes. Very happy

It's far better than being idle. I know of someone with numbers as suffix of his username that will còmmìt sùìcide from frústratiòn soon.

Help a brother please
Ahn-Ahn, so you've already gotten tired of our dragging you here due to your emilokan and his disgraceful governance to the point that you're now WISHING DEATH on someone here? shocked

And e never even reach complete 2 years of your tinubu presidency undecided so if we continue like this for the next 2 years is it not already looking as if you are the one that will be committing the so called suicide? grin

Well, till either one of you commit the suicide I will keep on calling you out here the more tinubu squeezes your balls 💯 🤣

If you need rope just ask and you shall receive wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 8:36am On Oct 25, 2024
Jacksonfire:
See the ridiculous price this morning on bolt. Even Uber price is not too reasonable like that.. and most of the old cargos here that always ambush others from complaining are heartless and self centred..

And those of you saying if it's not favoring you any more why can't you quit.. are very stupid for saying that.. make una dey use ana brain sometimes

This is why Nigeria as a country can't be united
So what do you want us here to do for you? undecided

This group are for those who are driving in lagos, why not form a group for you and your benin people to be ranting on?

Oh, you want us here to park our vehicles at home and stay idle just because wacko jacko says so? Are you gonna feed our kids for us? Are you gonna give us replacement jobs?

I just dey look you dey laugh grin keep playing you hear
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 8:46am On Oct 25, 2024
Well, as I've opined before. It is high time we all start looking towards the CNG project. It is the ONLY VIABLE SOLUTION to the issues being experienced on the job today.

Do you have any savings? Why not borrow the balance and go to get your vehicle professionally converted to use both petrol and CNG? You can work this December and clear off most if not all of the loan by working hard and saving every kobo possible even while being a bit flexible to accommodate the family on Xmas eve/day. After which you pay off the rest of the loan and keep making your profits no matter what come from early next year.

So in essence all im saying is CNG conversion for ehailing workers is a Win - Win 🏆 🙌

Transportation is a necessity and VIP Transportation is a niche market that is not gonna dissappear anytime soon. Better evolve with it or get left behind. Since the app coys aren't ready to increase the rider fees then it's imperative that you as a driver reduce your fueling fees to compensate. Whenever the app coys get their senses back and do the needful you'd be making a double killing on your profits 📈

Win - Win 🏆 🙌

Of course those afraid of CNG can go get a smaller displacement engine vehicle 🙄. . . But for me, using over 5 million naira to buy a tuke-tuke starlet type of car is a huge NO-NO, I dunno about you though wink

Have a wonderful weekend ahead guys
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Sirchiboy: 8:54am On Oct 25, 2024
All this app are doing us ya ya pu
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:09am On Oct 25, 2024
If I convert my car to CNG, will it reduce the resale value or increase it, and will I be able to get buyer quickly for it...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by XGhost: 9:10am On Oct 25, 2024
AutosAbuja:
Lemme also chip in something.
Nigerians have always looked down on those jobs they reckon are beneath them—fact. So, consequently E-hailing would be subsumed under such jobs. Funnily enough, same nigerians go over the pond just to get involved in geriatric bum cleaning then go on the internet mouthing off to the world about making pounds/dollars and how dignity is in labour. Apparently, there's no dignity in labour if your endeavours are within the confines of the country.
And to those claiming they know someone or someone who knows someone earning 1m naira per week or month, I don't give a hoot anyway, have you all seen the stats on the percentage of workers who earn 100 thousand/month ? Make una dey play. The last time I drove on Bolt I did net around 550k in what was not even up to 30 days, and that was in Abuja not Lagos.
Let me state it in a precise, concise, unequivocal term , and with utmost equanimity, I am not dumping 500- 600k driving job for any 200k 9 -5 office whatever. I just can't!!
Gold
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by knyte(m): 9:15am On Oct 25, 2024
Be like say drivers from ibadan no too plenty for here.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Welz(m): 9:19am On Oct 25, 2024
just saying....

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by knyte(m): 9:21am On Oct 25, 2024
Welz:
just saying....
Just saw the post not quite long

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 9:21am On Oct 25, 2024
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:28am On Oct 25, 2024
Welz:
just saying....
100% is a whole lot, but I'm sure people will still afford it cox it's safer compare to the alternatives...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:36am On Oct 25, 2024
As you can all already witness . . .

The fire is getting hotter and the emilokan wind is blowing harder, all tress in the forest that are not flexible enough to bend will eventually be broken off their roots.

What makes you an educated person? It's the ability to UNLEARN and RELEARN, the ability to witness CHANGE and ADAPT to it because let's face a reality . . . The only thing constant in life is CHANGE wink

Well guys, that time for a change has come cool can you go along with it and adapt? Or would you chicken out like our triggered wacko jacko has been ranting here since 🤔

Nobody will do it for you, you won't find a knight in shinning armour anywhere here. Everyone is feeling the heat of governance and you're not alone in your fears BUT as human beings the world will not end even after you're dead.

Instead of choosing to give up and drown why not learn to RIDE the TIDE until you get to shore because you might never know . . . the SHORELINE might be closer than you think wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 9:37am On Oct 25, 2024
Conner44:
So what do you want us here to do for you? undecided

This group are for those who are driving in lagos, why not form a group for you and your benin people to be ranting on?

Oh, you want us here to park our vehicles at home and stay idle just because wacko jacko says so? Are you gonna feed our kids for us? Are you gonna give us replacement jobs?

I just dey look you dey laugh grin keep playing you hear
Where did you notice in my posts I ask any Uber/bolt driver to park their cars.. you too dull honestly, if you can't sense the fight for the betterment of some bolt/Uber drivers who cant make any reasonable daily gains in all my posts because of the ridiculous fares in the app,

Then you lack empathy. And you will remain caged since you have finally decided to become slave forever, who only feed on peanut ...

I will ignore you, you just dey find ways to gain my attention..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:41am On Oct 25, 2024
Jacksonfire:
I will ignore you, you just dey find ways to gain my attention..
On the contrary, what will I gain by gaining your attention? undecided

I'm simply using you as an example of what other's shouldn't become wink

Shikena! cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:47am On Oct 25, 2024
Conner44:
Ahn-Ahn, so you've already gotten tired of our dragging you here due to your emilokan and his disgraceful governance to the point that you're now WISHING DEATH on someone here? shocked

And e never even reach complete 2 years of your tinubu presidency undecided so if we continue like this for the next 2 years is it not already looking as if you are the one that will be committing the so called suicide? grin

Well, till either one of you commit the suicide I will keep on calling you out here the more tinubu squeezes your balls 💯 🤣

If you need rope just ask and you shall receive wink
I say I no suffer, na by force?
I say I no regret voting Tinubu, na by force?
Why are you crying on my behalf?

As a matter of fact, I now even head my department at work with an increased salary.

Things are even getting better for me.

Stop crying on my behalf. I'm very OK in my own way.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:52am On Oct 25, 2024
donbrowser:
I say I no suffer, na by force?
I say I no regret voting Tinubu, na by force?
Why are you crying on my behalf?

As a matter of fact, I now even head my department at work with an increased salary.

Things are even getting better for me.

Stop crying on my behalf. I'm very OK in my own way.
Don't be myopic undecided are you the only nigerian alive?

Of course I'm speaking for the over 200 million other nigerians also experiencing this your emilokan wonderful government 🙄

It is better you're advancing sha, I pray it's true because it would be a double tragedy indeed if you were not benefiting anything from this woeful government you support 😉

Keep enjoying your selfish gains and let us that are not APC card carriers and not benefiting anything from your emilokan government keep blaming those that forced him upon us . . .

You know, people like you 😏
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 9:57am On Oct 25, 2024
Conner44:
On the contrary, what will I gain by gaining your attention? undecided

I'm simply using you as an example of what other's shouldn't become wink

Shikena! cheesy
You forget you are a complete failure. Someone who can decide for himself.. always accepting defeat..

If you think you can compare your self with me then you must be dreaming..

Honestly you are a wicked and unproductive human being who only care about himself. Go to Twitter(X) and Instagram and see a lot of people complaining..

you think say now for nairaland life for end.. ancient man like you..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donfortune48(m): 10:05am On Oct 25, 2024
vivalavida:
Might motivate someone


https://x.com/ubondesigner/status/1849467945765802309?t=b7xphYiKpVkKhsSNPFt61w&s=19[/quote]I went through the post and the picture below caps it for me.
On my post the other day, I said the distraction from Uber will not allow you concentrate on anything study, this is what I mean.

If you're driving and you want to pursue a career/business, you need to know when to stop driving. You can combine whatever job/business with driving later.
It's easier to combine 9-5 with Uber than to migrate to something else from Uber.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 10:11am On Oct 25, 2024
Jacksonfire:
You forget you are a complete failure. Someone who can decide for himself.. always accepting defeat..

If you think you can compare your self with me then you must be dreaming..

Honestly you are a wicked and unproductive human being who only care about himself. Go to Twitter(X) and Instagram and see a lot of people complaining..

you think say now for nairaland life for end.. ancient man like you..
Why are you calling me an ancient man? How did you find out I am ancient? 🤔 after if I call you a certain troll now the other troll will immediately jump out to defend 'yourselves' grin

Anyway, depending on your tenacity . . . You might still be complaining like you are currently doing till circa July 2027. Nothing will change for you except for the worse and ehailing will still be a business by then.

So why not give up now and save yourself the headaches down the road? Why do you want us here to give up along with you? Was anyone here connected to your placenta at birth? Why must you choose to drown with a crowd instead of all alone?

Mschew, and you say I'm the selfish one here right? undecided
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