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I was at the airport, running on coffee and fumes, desperately trying not to miss my early morning flight to Lagos. I’d done everything right—arrived two hours early, checked in online, and packed my luggage to perfection. All I had to do was pass through security. Simple, right?

Or so I thought.

As I reached the security checkpoint, a uniformed officer—let’s call him Officer John—stopped me with an unreadable look. I handed over my passport, feeling a flicker of anxiety as he studied it a little too long, flipping it back and forth as if he’d just discovered the concept of a passport for the first time.

Finally, he looked at me with a grin that was anything but friendly. “Oga, anything for the boys?”

For a second, I froze. My brain was spinning—the boys? In that split second, I realized he meant a little “tip” to let me through with minimal fuss. Ah, yes, the Nigerian tradition of “settling.”

I tried to play it cool, smiling back at him as though we were both in on some grand joke. “Ah, sir, you know these days things are tight,” I said, with a chuckle that masked my unease. “But I’m sure you understand.”

His smile vanished. “Oga, you are not serious,” he replied, holding my passport firmly in his hand. I could almost hear my flight announcement echoing in the distance. And just like that, he was inspecting my bag, his hands making an exaggerated show of moving around my neatly packed items.

My heart started racing as he picked up my toiletry bag. “This shampoo, it’s small but… you know it could be a ‘security risk,’” he said with a raised brow. I tried to keep a straight face as he went on to hold up a pack of gum like it was contraband. “Hmm, this one too, you sure it’s allowed?”

He was milking it for all it was worth, and I knew exactly what he wanted. A quick bribe, a smooth passage. But I wasn’t about to part with my cash—I’d seen people make it through without “tipping.” Why not me?

So, I took a deep breath and put on my best “I-am-completely-innocent” face. “Oga,” I said, leaning forward slightly, “you know, my aunt works for the Ministry of Aviation. She told me exactly what’s allowed, down to the gram. I’m following the rules o.”

He paused, looking at me with fresh interest, probably wondering if my claim was true. After a long, tense moment, he released my bag, looking slightly deflated. “Ah, I didn’t know your people were in the Ministry.”

I nodded sagely. “It’s okay, sir. Thank you for doing your job well. We need people like you in this country.”

He gave me a grudging nod and, with a huff, handed back my passport. “You can go,” he said, reluctantly moving aside.

I smiled, gave him a small salute, and walked away quickly, hoping he wouldn’t change his mind and call me back. As I got to the boarding gate, I let out the breath I’d been holding.

As my plane took off, I couldn’t help but chuckle. I’d made it through without “settling” anyone, a small victory in the land of “anything for the boys.”

That day, I learned that sometimes, a bit of boldness (and an imaginary “aunt in the Ministry”) is all it takes to survive Nigerian airport drama.

Your imaginary aunt saves you

1k fit save you from that plenty drama, Nigeria is not for the brokes

Sparrk007:
1k fit save you from that plenty drama, Nigeria is not for the brokes

Why give him anything, is he not earning a salary. Begging for bride on the job, very distasteful and greedy e-diot

@OP next time please get is name, so he can be reported. There are h to e non-entities embarrassing our nation

Are passports really needed for local flights?

heykims:
Are passports really needed for local flights?

You need a means of identification. Not necessarily your passport

What do I know about flight and airport...



I sell herbs for sexual enhancement tho

Beekeeper1:
I was at the airport, running on coffee and fumes, desperately trying not to miss my early morning flight to Lagos. I’d done everything right—arrived two hours early, checked in online, and packed my luggage to perfection. All I had to do was pass through security. Simple, right?

Or so I thought.

As I reached the security checkpoint, a uniformed officer—let’s call him Officer John—stopped me with an unreadable look. I handed over my passport, feeling a flicker of anxiety as he studied it a little too long, flipping it back and forth as if he’d just discovered the concept of a passport for the first time.

Finally, he looked at me with a grin that was anything but friendly. “Oga, anything for the boys?”

For a second, I froze. My brain was spinning—the boys? In that split second, I realized he meant a little “tip” to let me through with minimal fuss. Ah, yes, the Nigerian tradition of “settling.”

I tried to play it cool, smiling back at him as though we were both in on some grand joke. “Ah, sir, you know these days things are tight,” I said, with a chuckle that masked my unease. “But I’m sure you understand.”

His smile vanished. “Oga, you are not serious,” he replied, holding my passport firmly in his hand. I could almost hear my flight announcement echoing in the distance. And just like that, he was inspecting my bag, his hands making an exaggerated show of moving around my neatly packed items.

My heart started racing as he picked up my toiletry bag. “This shampoo, it’s small but… you know it could be a ‘security risk,’” he said with a raised brow. I tried to keep a straight face as he went on to hold up a pack of gum like it was contraband. “Hmm, this one too, you sure it’s allowed?”

He was milking it for all it was worth, and I knew exactly what he wanted. A quick bribe, a smooth passage. But I wasn’t about to part with my cash—I’d seen people make it through without “tipping.” Why not me?

So, I took a deep breath and put on my best “I-am-completely-innocent” face. “Oga,” I said, leaning forward slightly, “you know, my aunt works for the Ministry of Aviation. She told me exactly what’s allowed, down to the gram. I’m following the rules o.”

He paused, looking at me with fresh interest, probably wondering if my claim was true. After a long, tense moment, he released my bag, looking slightly deflated. “Ah, I didn’t know your people were in the Ministry.”

I nodded sagely. “It’s okay, sir. Thank you for doing your job well. We need people like you in this country.”

He gave me a grudging nod and, with a huff, handed back my passport. “You can go,” he said, reluctantly moving aside.

I smiled, gave him a small salute, and walked away quickly, hoping he wouldn’t change his mind and call me back. As I got to the boarding gate, I let out the breath I’d been holding.

As my plane took off, I couldn’t help but chuckle. I’d made it through without “settling” anyone, a small victory in the land of “anything for the boys.”

That day, I learned that sometimes, a bit of boldness (and an imaginary “aunt in the Ministry”) is all it takes to survive Nigerian airport drama.

Not exactly discrediting your experience, but this pattern of writing is too associated to fiction to be suitable for narrating your seeming realistic experience. It's a tone for fiction.

Simple stick to the story and fo away with fluff. Also, keep your tone natural. The more natural you are, narrating your experience, the more real and interesting it comes.

even 500 but some days dont give a dime

Sparrk007:
1k fit save you from that plenty drama, Nigeria is not for the brokes