₦airaland Forum

nihilistjnr:
OG!!!!!!!!

Tuale! I remain loyal.

DeadPresidents:
Elonbucks got niggas recycle more garbage than environmental agencies

This is a story from 2021/2022 if my memory serves me right.

Back to the topic, psycho bïtches come with different passport colours. The best way to avoid problematic women…is probably to just avoid women in general

google hot crazy scale/axis/matrix

A40:
I'm not sure any woman will be happy her husband is having a sidechic. Unless she's also playing away match. I don't know why these men don't follow Niger Delta man playbook and be upfront from the start that you're not a one woman man.

If a riff raff like Portable can be juggling multiple women without stress why are you sneaking around like small pikin. Woman can never respect you with that pattern

Na why we dey preach to our capable men like sodik to marry 2nd wife's with their full chest

Verydarkman begs Bolt driver in viral video involving Alex Mascot Ikwechegh to reach out to him.

"This man must pay for this assault" - Verydarkman pic.twitter.com/tRjNd5UdJs

— Dami’ Adenuga (@DAMIADENUGA) October 28, 2024

Omo eeh, sometimes I wish naija dey like Yankee wey everybody dey carry em on kala..

These kind nonsense no supposed to dey happen

Theflint1:
That chopper in no different from your regular foreign used car that insurance has written off but finds use here.

I was going to say that. Most cars imported to Nigeria won't get on American roads. The permanent check engine light in most tokunbo cars na example

I'm not surprised that another lawyer is violent man.. one of Aunt married a violent lawyer, I think he is even a SAN. Man is abuser, we don do family meetings tire. My aunt refused to be a divorcee

raumdeuter:
I was going to say that. Most cars imported to Nigeria won't get on American roads. The permanent check engine light in most tokunbo cars na example

True, but if car yawa gas the resultant kasala can be managed. It's not the same thing for aircraft now.

If aircraft develops fault mid air its death straight and no any ifs or buts

Sportsweb:
I'm not surprised that another lawyer is violent man.. one of Aunt married a violent lawyer, I think he is even a SAN. Man is abuser, we don do family meetings tire. My aunt refused to be a divorcee

A violent man is a violent man Irrespective of his profession.

afrodoc2:
The change should come from both ends of the power spectrum in my opinion.

We will wait for up to 3 generations before top down only change can work. For the change to happen in a timely fashion the paradigm has to change at the individual level as well.

The level of oppression that goes on in Universities alone is unbelievable. Even at the community level, Landlords oppressing their tenants with impunity, bank tellers oppressing customers, school principals oppressing junior teachers etc

I think I have told the story of a Nigerian doctor/lecturer that was employed by a Uni in the Caribbean. The school council had to call him to order when he failed most of his students in the Naija style.
The council told him that a majority failure rate was an indictment not on the students but on the lecturer. He was forced to review the scripts and issue a more reasonable result.

If it was in Nigeria the class reps would have been going to beg him every day to be merciful while fellowship leaders would have led fasting and prayer sessions for God to touch his heart.

I understand the both ends thing but only an authorised position can enforce change. It must be an enforcement thing for it to gather any momentum, and whoever is enforcing needs to be seen as equitable.
Buhari cannot ban medical tourism for government officials and hop on presidential jet for every ear infection.
when senators were seen to adorn themselves in babanriga and go seek some sort of pardon for Ekweremmadu, how do you then enforce laws against human trafficking or organ harvesting or forced labor/prostitution, and even skull mining for citizens?
the former efcc chairman will not involve in financial corruption if he had been appointed by Kuan Yew.
these laws will be on paper but people will keep "trying their luck". we then have phrases like "na who them catch be thief".

GloriousGbola:
as an aside, actually a lot of cars sold in nigeria should not be sold

a car has a structural frame with crumple zones deigned to absorb the force in a collision. you take a car whose structure has been compromised in an accident and reweld the frame - you are introducing a point of failure.

sit in a mechanic workshop and you will be horrified watching them put salvage cars on the road as confam tokunbo

but you are right. las las if my tokunbo car breaks down on the road it is me and the area boys. if my refurbished tokunbo plane breaks down in the sky it is me and newtons laws of gravity

https://www.nairaland.com/8251416/tinubu-bought-refurbished-jet-bayo

theflint1 - stop ursing t-pain and pray for him

Cars without airbags because the airbag deployed in a previous accident

Video: Verydarkman meets with the Bolt driver Abia Federal House of Rep Member Alex Ikwechegh had issues with and he explains what happened in details. He said his car is still with the police 👮 pic.twitter.com/WKqBCbkWAa

— Nigeria Stories (@NigeriaStories) October 28, 2024

raumdeuter:
I was going to say that. Most cars imported to Nigeria won't get on American roads. The permanent check engine light in most tokunbo cars na example

I see a lot of these cars on twitter. Sometimes I want to expose the dealer but what's the point?

First, it takes a lot of time and effort to pull out these pictures and secondly, he can easily just block you.

Look at this car and see what this criminal is trying to pass off to an unsuspecting buyer. 50m to buy a coffin

Itsrm:
I see a lot of these cars on twitter. Sometimes I want to expose the dealer but what's the point?
First it takes a lot of time and effort to pull out these pictures and secondly, he can easily just block you.
Look at this car and see what this criminal is trying to pass off to an unsuspecting buyer. 50m to buy a coffin

Any accident, All the safety features they created into the car wont work, So na Psalm 23 get you from here

raumdeuter:
Any accident, All the safety features they created into the car wont work, So na Psalm 23 get you from here

and person wey dey drive this one go dey feel on top of thr world 🌍

raumdeuter:
Any accident, All the safety features they created into the car wont work, So na Psalm 23 get you from here

Exactly. And to think people who buy these cars tend to drive recklessly.

They want to feel the power of Benz

Itsrm:
I see a lot of these cars on twitter. Sometimes I want to expose the dealer but what's the point?

First, it takes a lot of time and effort to pull out these pictures and secondly, he can easily just block you.

Look at this car and see what this criminal is trying to pass off to an unsuspecting buyer. 50m to buy a coffin

as an aside, this is actually nigerian culture across the board

70% of the things you are buying in so called upscale stores are refurbished and packaged as new.

there is a shop - timekeepers

buy a watch from there and it will develop problem in a week. and these are brand name watches.

it is so bad that nigerians have been gaslit into thinking you buy a pricey item and then you have to baby it or it will spoil.

i remember years ago i was buying my daughter shoes that would fall apart two weeks. then i bought a pair of skechers that just kept going. then one day we were at school and a nicely dressed woman called me aside - you are not supposed to use these shoes like this! they will spoil. just use them on weekends! that is what dubious nigerians have done with the refurbished or expired items they are selling to people as brand new.

i follow right to repair and i kind of understand apples stance on allowing only registered people to work on their devices, because a lot of people will have negative experiences when they use low quality apple devices

joseph1832:
I guess they didn't know who they were dealing with.

Can you kindly post the link to what all state governors get from FAAC, I want to see that of Edo. 🙏

Here's the link: https://me.budgit.org/?state=Edo. Create an account then sign in. I've been tracking on the platform every week since June 2018. You can filter for any state and LGA, and track projects too; including on TrackaNG.

Once I'm through with tackling the HCDFT thing, I want to follow up on my LGA of origin. We got #354 million in July alone so the incumbent chairman has to explain if he doesn't budget for student bursaries, for example. He can no longer hide behind the state government cornering LG allocations.

Attached is the FAAC for Edo State. You guys are eating good too so Obaseki has no excuse.

DissTroy:
Here's the link: https://me.budgit.org/?state=Edo. Create an account then sign in. I've been tracking on the platform every week since June 2018. You can filter for any state and LGA, and track projects too; including on TrackaNG.

Once I'm through with tackling the HCDFT thing, I want to follow up on my LGA of origin. We got #354 million in July alone so the incumbent chairman has to explain if he doesn't budget for student bursaries, for example. He can no longer hide behind the state government cornering LG allocations.

Attached is the FAAC for Edo State. You guys are eating good too so Obaseki has no excuse.

thank you bro. 👍

So this is the Albino version of Sam Larry that treated to unalive the bolt driver that went to deliver snail to him?

But why do these people always get angry when people don't really know who they are or kowtow to them? 🤷‍♂️

BlueRayDick:
So this is the Albino version of Sam Larry that treated to unalive the bolt driver that went to deliver snail to him?

But why do these people always get angry when people don't really know who they are or kowtow to them? 🤷‍♂️

Remember the Elisha Senatr from Adamawa wey beat one salesgirl in Abuja, Nothing happened to him

In Nigeria, we are made to oppress others, even the oppressed wont want it to stop so that one day it will be their turn to say "Do you know who I am"

Time for Gloriousgbola and Sirj to claim NorthCentral and deny us from the SW like Peter in the bible

https://x.com/seunosewa/status/1850808869896749186

raumdeuter:
Remember the Elisha Senatr from Adamawa wey beat one salesgirl in Abuja, Nothing happened to him

In Nigeria, we are made to oppress others, even the oppressed wont want it to stop so that one day it will be their turn to say "Do you know who I am"

Yes o, I remember that guy. I think it was in a sexxxx toy shop he he even slapped the sales girl.

The guy finished his term in the house of assembly and nothing happened.

I doubt if this one sef will face any serious consequence for the assault. Our institutions are really weak.

I watched the video of the bolt guy narrating what happened after the incident. He was later arrested and kept behind counter in the police station after writing his statement. The IPO went to the honorable's house to invite. When the honorable came he still kept shouting and threatening him in the police presence. The police in their "good judgement" seized the guy's vehicle eventually while the honorable went back home.

Normally if our institutions were strong, the honorable should've been arraigned by now while the guy's vehicle is released to him so he can continue hustling.

raumdeuter:
Time for Gloriousgbola and Sirj to claim NorthCentral and deny us from the SW like Peter in the bible

https://x.com/seunosewa/status/1850808869896749186

Wetin be this? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Na wa for that egbon o. Does he enjoy getting dragged?

BlueRayDick:
Wetin be this? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Na wa for that egbon o. Does he enjoy getting dragged?

Me sef wan claim SS, So that na you and sodik dem dey point to as the Yoruba Demon abusers

BlueRayDick:
Yes o, I remember that guy. I think it was in a sexxxx toy shop he he even slapped the sales girl.

The guy finished his term in the house of assembly and nothing happened.

I doubt if this one sef will face any serious consequence for the assault. Our institutions are really weak.

I watched the video of the bolt guy narrating what happened after the incident. He was later arrested and kept behind counter in the police station after writing his statement. The IPO went to the honorable's house to invite. When the honorable came he still kept shouting and threatening him in the police presence. The police in their "good judgement" seized the guy's vehicle eventually while the honorable went back home.

Normally if our institutions were strong, the honorable should've been arraigned by now while the guy's vehicle is released to him so he can continue hustling.

Just reading this alone dey scatter my dada. You mean Police arrested the man and even seized his car for what bikonu? On top assault wey he collect....

Ellexy:
Just reading this alone dey scatter my dada. You mean Police arrested the man and even seized his car for what bikonu? On top assault wey he collect....

Nigeria is the worst place to be a poor man. This Uber driver is in the oppression sphere of the honorable, and he's getting punished, regardless of what the facts of the situation might be...the honorable is in the oppression sphere of other higher ups, and he'd get punished if he steps out of line, and on and on it continues.

Just saw this Twitter.... But will justice be done?

Theflint1:
Nigeria is the worst place to be a poor man. This Uber driver is in the oppression sphere of the honorable, and he's getting punished, regardless of what the facts of the situation might be...the honorable is in the oppression sphere of other higher ups, and he'd get punished if he steps out of line, and on and on it continues.

Omo the anger I felt reading that eh.....Privilege, Power, Money don make that one dey feel like the Almighty...... Kai

raumdeuter:
Time for Gloriousgbola and Sirj to claim NorthCentral and deny us from the SW like Peter in the bible

https://x.com/seunosewa/status/1850808869896749186

Seun no want rest sha.

Theflint1:
Nigeria is the worst place to be a poor man. This Uber driver is in the oppression sphere of the honorable, and he's getting punished, regardless of what the facts of the situation might be...the honorable is in the oppression sphere of other higher ups, and he'd get punished if he steps out of line, and on and on it continues.

In the words of Burna boy. . .

You no get money, you dey call police
Me I dey laugh you gan ni

The Israeli Ministry of Defense has just acquired laser interception systems for $500 million.

Systems will be operational within a year.

$4 per laser shot,this will be fun 🙂

Theflint1:
Nigeria is the worst place to be a poor man. This Uber driver is in the oppression sphere of the honorable, and he's getting punished, regardless of what the facts of the situation might be...the honorable is in the oppression sphere of other higher ups, and he'd get punished if he steps out of line, and on and on it continues.

We internet people might not agree, but in Nigeria, the best course of action is to find a way to die this matter and let the poor man go in peace and continue his life.

Nothing would be done to the Rep guy, The driver will likely suffer more. After the initial outrage on SM, We will all move on but the lawmaker will still dey disturb and make life hard for the poor man

The lady Elisha Abbo slapped, what happened to her? No one knows but Elisha still retained his power to abuse more people. Once you are poor, na only God fit fight your battles