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helinues:
Bunkum report

Bunkum brain

helinues:
Na your likes full Nigeria as your own creativity na backwardness .

Of all the inventions waiting to be invented, see yours

What a shame

Get a job fast.
Zombie work no be am

Bighead9:
So you are that Nairaland member who has been spamming this site with begging and threatening to sell his phone if he didn't get help. You finally revealed yourself with your original account

No, I didn't use another account. I don't do hide-and-seek. If you scroll through my posts, you'll see me begging stylishly. By God's grace I'm okay now. A good friend simply gave me money without me asking. And this is a friend I should have asked oh, but I was ashamed because he has really helped me a lot. We met and he probably saw the hunger in my eyes. He first went, bought 4 packs of Gala and 2 cans of malt, and handed over to me. I was surprised. After sometimes, he counted 30k and gave to me. Old boy, I could have fainted today because of this.

Please, help me to thank God and pray for this angel of a friend. Now, I'm going to invest this 30k very wisely because I have vowed that I WILL NEVER BEG AGAIN. Instead, I'LL SOON BE DOING GIVE-AWAY ON NAIRALAND and be employing many.

My idea is so clear in my mind now. I'm retaliating against poverty by PULLING MILLIONS OUT OF POVERTY very soon. So, please pray for me too. Thanks.

That's how many mortality rate?

Kobojunkie:
What a pathetic and nauseating response from a black man! Tufiakwa!

You represent a lap dog of that black man who never considered the ugly consequences of his economic policies on the people he leads; the black man who on his first day in office as his country's president, without ministers and advisers, announced withdrawal of fuel subsidy, floated his country's Naira currency and later started increment on electricity tariff for citizens. Dictator president brought famine to his citizens.

onuman:
■ You represent a lap dog of that black man who never considered the ugly consequences of his economic policies on the people he leads; the black man who on his first day in office as his country's president announced withdrawal of fuel subsidy, floated his country's Naira currency and later started increment on electricity tariff for citizens.

I am afraid the one whom you describe is your person as revealed by your pathetic attempt in your previous post to deflect blame on to the FAO whose only crime in this is to report the enormity of the crimes you commit against your own people. Tufiakwa!

Na una the hunger crisis go first kill then e go kill the person wey post this shit for here.

I don't have any hope but Allah will save me and my family 🙏

DEROX:
Pls who can help edit a document

I can. I have been editing Forbes articles.

It's a horrible in this Nigeria....
I got some perishables in bulk and stored in my freezer and I'm afraid they be going bad cos of this power outage!

What kinda country is this?!

AfonjaConehead:
It's a horrible in this Nigeria....
I got some perishables in bulk and stored in my freezer and I'm afraid they be going bad cos of this power outage! What kinda country is this?!

Better go learn how to dry everything you can before you lose it all.

ObiORBiafra:
Funny human flesh happens to be the best delicacy in SouthEast Nigeria for centuries now

😁😁 this one is desperately begging his Co tribalist to come help him do the senseless boring tribal rants his maker destined him to do all his life till he go die enter grave .

Minus your co ipob tribalist you for don drink otapiapia die throwaway bcus your existence is meaningless without doing boring senseless tribal rants 😁

Hmm well We wey dey into the stomach infrastructure business stand gidigba sha 😁

Kobojunkie:
Here's hoping no one will be tempted to resort to cannibalizing others in all of this. I have seen enough supposed ritual/kidnapping/random killing news from all over the country to realize that if push comes to shove, it's quite possible there may be some people in Nigeria who might even consider consuming human flesh to stay alive.

it is already happening,the spate of supposed organ harvesting killings is on the rise and considering the fact that the flesh in an adult human being in Nigeria can worth over #100-#200k if salted and dried,it will not be long before they realize they are wasting money dumping corpse by the roadside

Kobojunkie:
I am afraid the one whom you describe is your person as revealed by your pathetic attempt in your previous post to deflect blame on to the FAO whose only crime in this is to report the enormity of the crimes you commit against your own people. Tufiakwa!

Honesty is the first step to solving a problem.

Food insecurity in Nigeria emerged from
(1) Fulani herdsmen killing and raping farmers in the Middle belt and southern regions.
(2) Boko Haram disrupting farming in Nigeria's Northeastern region.
(3) Bandits/kidnappers disrupting farming in Nigeria's northwest region.
Connect the dots: Boko Haram emerged shortly after the political and religious leaders in 12 far north Nigeria states adopted unconstitutional sharia criminal justice system. Boko Haram says that it's fighting for a country to be governed with Sharia criminal laws.
Bandits are offshoots of Boko Haram. Bandits, Boko Haram, Fulani herdsmen share the same objective. The objective is a Nigeria to be governed with Sharia criminal laws.
Even a little boy would tell you that dissolution of Nigeria into more manageable countries is the ideal solution.

onuman:
■ Honesty is the first step to solving a problem.
Food insecurity in Nigeria emerged from
(1) Fulani herdsmen killing and raping farmers in the Middle belt and southern regions.
(2) Boko Haram disrupting farming in Nigeria's Northeastern region.
(3) Bandits/kidnappers disrupting farming in Nigeria's northwest region.
Connect the dots: Boko Haram emerged shortly after the political and religious leaders in 12 far north Nigeria states adopted unconstitutional sharia criminal justice system. Boko Haram says that it's fighting for a country to be governed with Sharia criminal justice system.
UBandits are offshoots of Boko Haram. Bandits, Boko Haram, Fulani herdsmen share the same objective. The objective is a Nigeria to be governed with Sharia criminal laws.
Even a little boy would tell you that dissolution of Nigeria into more manageable countries is the ideal solution.

Now let me guess, FAO will come to Nigeria abi na your black nation to do this for you, abi? Cause I still consider pathetic and disgusting how you felt FAO should be blamed for blacks literally killing off blacks in the black nation called Nigeria.

By the tym druggie is done with una, una go get sense by force

God will not let us be amongst the 133 million. We are innocent,saw the future and never wanted tinubu. Only Tpain's slaves will hunger. This is for Doyin Okupe

helinues:
Bunkum report

If I were in your shoe, I wouldn't comment at all. I will just be peeping comments from hiding. E beru Olorun Oba fa.

It is already here.

Zetty177x:
God will not let us be amongst the 133 million. We are innocent,saw the future and never wanted tinubu. Only Tpain's slaves will hunger. This is for Doyin Okupe

Too late for me, I have since joined the hungry. Even now, electricity is something for the elite (not just rich but very rich).

But Nigerians deserve it. The criminal politician you see today, rose to that level decades ago as a common civil servant utilising religious and tribal sentiment for their benefit.

Kobojunkie:
Now let me guess, FAO will come to Nigeria abi na your black nation to do this for you, abi? Cause I still consider pathetic and disgusting how you felt FAO should be blamed for blacks literally killing off blacks in the black nation called Nigeria.

It is tolerated by the verse majority.

The terrorist and bandits would be skinned alive if they publicly came out and blasphem.
When camera is off, they are cheered.

faceland:
Too late for me, I have since joined the hungry. Even now, electricity is something for the elite (not just rich but very rich).

But Nigerians deserve it. The criminal politician you see today, rose to that level decades ago as a common civil servant utilising religious and tribal sentiment for their benefit.

It is well my dear compatriot. Na Ogun go kee all of them wen put us for this quagmire. It is well with u.

Kobojunkie:
Here's hoping no one will be tempted to resort to cannibalizing others in all of this. I have seen enough supposed ritual/kidnapping/random killing news from all over the country to realize that if push comes to shove, it's quite possible there may be some people in Nigeria who might even consider consuming human flesh to stay alive.

Not just in Nigeria. You can imagine the limit a human would go to stay alive.

I think it a stink embedded in all when it comes to survival at the tip of staying alive or death.