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Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by omoadeleye(m): 4:56pm On Nov 12, 2024
Good old days
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by Celestialsword: 4:57pm On Nov 12, 2024
ZaddyJ:
angry
I dont know if I'm the only one observing this . The Mods now ve penchant for recycling old news .
This news was released months ago now here again
Is there anything wrong with it
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by FireUpNow(m): 4:59pm On Nov 12, 2024
Was too expensive joke to make then
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by Nwaokunkpara: 5:00pm On Nov 12, 2024
God1000:
General sani Abacha, the most despotic military head of state in our history

He was lucky Abacha didn't kill him, don't play with military dictators


We still have them, the likes of Vladimir Putin, Kim jong UN, Paul Biya, museveni
Ibu ewu
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by gaddafe(m): 5:02pm On Nov 12, 2024
God1000:
General sani Abacha, the most despotic military head of state in our history

He was lucky Abacha didn't kill him, don't play with military dictators


We still have them, the likes of Vladimir Putin, Kim jong UN, Paul Biya, museveni
The Buhari civilian dministration was more wicked than Abacha but you won't hear that because the US president is happy with him. Also there are some despotic and wicked US president's in the past but they won't tell you that. It was an American president that ordered the use of atomic bomb against civilian target. In Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by villionz(m): 5:03pm On Nov 12, 2024
He looked at you and smiled.

That dangerous kinda smile.

Abacha.... The only real and true president we never had
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by God1000(op): 5:08pm On Nov 12, 2024
gaddafe:
The Buhari civilian dministration was more wicked than Abacha but you won't hear that because the US president is happy with him. Also there are some despotic and wicked US president's in the past but they won't tell you that. It was an American president that ordered the use of atomic bomb against civilian target. In Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
Harry S. Truman
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by highchief1: 5:09pm On Nov 12, 2024
God1000:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/25/my-joke-about-general-abacha-almost-led-to-my-death-ali-baba-narrates/
widom.i always tell ppl apologize where needed it doesn’t take anything from u.i can apologize to a 10yr old child as long as it doesn’t truncate my activities
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by dalass(f): 5:10pm On Nov 12, 2024
Ali baba and him sharp 👅
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by redcliff: 5:11pm On Nov 12, 2024
God1000:
General sani Abacha, the most despotic military head of state in our history

He was lucky Abacha didn't kill him, don't play with military dictators


We still have them, the likes of Vladimir Putin, Kim jong UN, Paul Biya, museveni
Wetin Abacha do wey Buhari no do x10. Abeg mske we hesr word. because una no dey then, una think say him evil. Jist like saying horrible things about what hitler did to the Jews. When you see what these jews are doing now, you will say hitler was not really a bad guy.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by nesphil(m): 5:13pm On Nov 12, 2024
Meanwhile, another Abacha is here to stay.

This one na Abacha pro max.

Abacha of hardship.
Abacha of misery.
Abacha of everything evil.


God1000:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/25/my-joke-about-general-abacha-almost-led-to-my-death-ali-baba-narrates/
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by Trueprophet91: 5:19pm On Nov 12, 2024
God1000:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/10/25/my-joke-about-general-abacha-almost-led-to-my-death-ali-baba-narrates/
He probably told those guys, make sure he drops and gives you 20 backstage
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by JoeEeL(m): 5:20pm On Nov 12, 2024
Jcash90:
Thank God for ur life, is a lesson to all those comedians that are insulting people just to full their pocket.
Especially akpororo.

He insults the people that paid ticket to come watch him, and he never apologises later.

With his big mouth like Vinicius Junior.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by geoworldedu: 5:24pm On Nov 12, 2024
Rexymania:
Abacha was a cruel leader....I still remember how soldiers will flog you if you didn't leave the road on time for them to pass...when Nigeria was so backwards
Nigeria of now look more backward than that before.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by MEGAWATCH: 5:34pm On Nov 12, 2024
Rexymania:
Abacha was a cruel leader....I still remember how soldiers will flog you if you didn't leave the road on time for them to pass...when Nigeria was so backwards
Are soldiers not flogging people on the road again in Nigeria?

I don't know why Nigerians love pretending when all is not well?

Maybe that's why their prayers doesn't cross the ceiling because God hates a pretender.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by sacajawea(m): 5:40pm On Nov 12, 2024
free2ryhme:
I remember a story about ali baba making a joke on fela, afrobeat legend, being born on public holiday that is why fela's physical structure is the way it is. Fela got furious ordered his boys to beat him up which they did. Alibaba never made jokes about fela when he was alive again😂
Where? What year was this?

They actually beat ALIBABA up? Where exactly did this happen?
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by MichaelSokoto(m): 5:42pm On Nov 12, 2024
Abacha is a hero now abeg!

He helped us saved plenty money dis corn3 is getting now!

Oh death why?
embarassed

Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by Ringstonermasks: 5:47pm On Nov 12, 2024
Abacha... powerful man with balls... not one late khaki wearing man
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by faceland: 5:47pm On Nov 12, 2024
😃
Abacha don't even need to say it, they would have beaten you up (badly) out of eye service.

"Kill" is just comedic exaggerations.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by Zetty177x: 5:49pm On Nov 12, 2024
Abacha didn't play .. he was the mafia himself...
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by Deepspirituals: 5:50pm On Nov 12, 2024
jubrilELsudan:
LIES!

ONLY A FOOL WILL BELIEVE THIS COCK AND BULL STORY

IF ABACHA MEAN YOU, IF YOU LIKE SIDON ONTOP CEILING, YOU GO STILL LOSS
Spoke man of the dead we hear u
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by free2ryhme: 5:50pm On Nov 12, 2024
sacajawea:
Where? What year was this?

They actually beat ALIBABA up? Where exactly did this happen?
Go play with sand
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by faceland: 5:51pm On Nov 12, 2024
geoworldedu:
Nigeria of now look more backward than that before.
If not that the world advanced (so we have the leftovers), Nigeria would be far worst than a warzone.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by faceland: 5:55pm On Nov 12, 2024
nesphil:
Meanwhile, another Abacha is here to stay.

This one na Abacha pro max.

Abacha of hardship.
Abacha of misery.
Abacha of everything evil.
At least back then, government workers had welfares that today's workers can only fantasize about.

That era was when the "giant of African" bullshit title started... Most other African nations were far more backwards than us.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by OnlineMerchant1: 6:04pm On Nov 12, 2024
Jokes ain't funny when the jokes on you
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by Buffalo2(m): 6:05pm On Nov 12, 2024
.......and he never mentioned it since then.
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by israelmao(m): 6:08pm On Nov 12, 2024
God1000:
General sani Abacha, the most despotic military head of state in our history He was lucky Abacha didn't kill him, don't play with military dictators
We still have them, the likes of Vladimir Putin, Kim jong UN, Paul Biya, museveni
And Emilokan a..k.a T-pain
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by franugo(m): 6:12pm On Nov 12, 2024
BafanaBafana:
Abacha was like "Go back stage na bros".
That said, Abacha was a better president than our last 3 presidents. He was patriotic
So patriotic we're still retrieving his loot till date....you guys say whatever you like not minding actual historical facts
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by one4GOD(f): 6:13pm On Nov 12, 2024
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by one4GOD(f): 6:15pm On Nov 12, 2024
ZaddyJ:
angry
I dont know if I'm the only one observing this . The Mods now ve penchant for recycling old news .
This news was released months ago now here again
it's new to me cos I just read it
Re: My Joke About General Abacha Almost Led To My Death’ – Ali Baba Narrates by yahoodetector: 6:20pm On Nov 12, 2024
It would have been better if dem kpåi you that time sef. Talking carelessly as if he is your mate.
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