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BlueRayDick:
Everywhere gladiator Bobby shock

BlueRayDick:
Everywhere gladiator Bobby shock

Unlimited22:
Lmaoooooooooo

seankafor:
na g gbola dey talk this ting or his acct hacked

seankafor:
maybe na those account impersonators, I never believe say our own G gbola fit talk this against emilokan gorvement


Na oasis remain to fold..

Na here we dey

Sportsweb:
But why una allow Ramu enjoying life in USA de use una de catch cruise na

(Someone that even voted Biden out of office for Trump)

raumdeuter:
Yes Nigerias budget is funded by loans which is how workers salary get paid and govt runs.

Paying workers salary is more important than paying for subsidy

BlueRayDick:
I don’t know if I mentioned it here earlier this year or if it was on another platform; the new model/formula being employed by Nigerians to weather the storm is called BBS : Beg , Borrow or Steal .

BEG : A lot of people have sadly resorted to begging just to augment their income to be able to afford their basic needs. People literally beg you at the door of restaurants , supermarkets , in church , in markets where u want to buy food items and even at bus stops for bus stops where u are about boarding a bus.

About 2 months ago one young boy approached me when I was about to enter a restaurant to get food. The boy was hawking Okirika shoes and bags ; he asked I that give him money to get food because he hasn’t made any sales and he’s very hungry . I feared he was probably lying and would gamble with the money so I took him to one of attendants to sell him porridge and meat( cos I felt porridge will fill him ) . Omo! I was shocked with the way the boy rushed the food after he was served . I had to give him 1k after paying for the food and left.

BORROW : A lot of people have borrowed money from Opay, Palmpay and all those soft loan app companies to the extent that they now have negative credit score. That’s why if u are in naija , u will surely get calls from those loan apps making threats and asking u to tell ur friend or relative to pay them back their money with interest. Even people u never thought would ever be in such embarrassing position have no choice but to borrow when bills choke them. Unfortunately those loan companies are very crazy and will go to any length to embarrass their debtors . I’ve narrated how two different companies called me in respect of someone in the past. I know someone who got married to a relative , these useless loan apps sent one of their threatening messages to his mother-in-law that she should tell him to pay back his loan or they will deal with him 🤦‍♂️

STEAL: Petty theft is massively going on lowkey but being underreported in the media . Late last year ; in the very house I stay , one guy stole one of my neighbor’s cooking gas cylinder .

Our landlord doesn’t allow anybody to keep their cylinder indoors so when u move in, u are expected to fix ur cylinder outside while u run the gas indoor with a hose . The neighbor’s son got home from school that day , wanted to warm the food his mum prepared in the morning and noticed the cooker wasn’t responding when he switched it on. The boy checked outside and didn’t find the cylinder so he called his mum. When the mum came back from work she confirmed what the boy said on phone that the cylinder is nowhere to be found.

Fortunately we have CCTV in the compound so we asked Landlord to review the CCTV footage so we can really know what happened fir the sake of our safety going forward . Lo and behold ; we saw one middle aged man walk through the compound gate around 1.30pm in the afternoon when nobody was at home. The guy was well dressed and doesn’t even look like a thief in any way. He walked straight to where the cylinder was, removed regulator, picked it up and exited the compound with it.

Omo! I’ve never seen such smooth operation before in my life . What remained a mystery till date is whether the guy had a key which he used to open the small gate from outside or whether someone carelessly didn’t jam the gate(it’s a jam gate that can only be opened with a key from outside ). We had to change the gate’s lock the next day because we don’t know if the guy still has further mission in the compound . Till date I have not seen anyone that looks like that guy in passing , because CCTV caught his face .

This happened last year o, only God knows the kind of stealing that is going on lowkey in different areas now. I’m sure if such thieves are apprehended , they will claim it was hardship that pushed them into stealing .

GloriousGbola:
In other news

https://fij.ng/article/contractor-still-fighting-for-n36m-payment-after-delivering-wheel-loaders-to-peter-obis-govt-in-2008/

No be only airmark dey see shege in hands of gomina

I fear govt job. It can make you or it can break you

Theflint1:
Anybody seeing the madness with Betty Akeredolu...it's a complete shit show

https://x.com/adaowere1/status/1856726221926645948

airmark:


See how Obi and his P.A allegedly wrecked that man and the same Obi is justling to become the No. 1 man in the country.

No Naija politician should be trusted, even if he wears white all his life, with his bible or Quran bigger than Cherokee D's buttocks. I will keep hammering that, no matter whose ox is gored.

I was fortunate that I didn't borrow to execute mine unlike this unfortunate contractor. We have very wicked dealers masquerading as leaders, packaging petty lies to grab votes in order to get their hands on the till.

Those that lied about their number of shoes and watches, why wouldn't they lie to a contractor, feast on his sweats and send him to depression?

raumdeuter:
Truth. Most families eat fish as the main source of protein and it was with lunch. And who will give you more than 1 piece of meat/fish for 1 meal?

Almost everyne here posting did not use diapers, they used cotton nappies. which you will rewash for reuse

Golden morn or corn flakes for where? Na pap steady and akara. Then when harvest season comes na Yam. Na when Abacha times reach na that time I begin see people cook cassava to eat. Apparently there was a type of cassava that's safe to eat

Cooking gas for where? Na Kerosene stove in Abacha years we migrated to sawdust, firewood and charcoal

NEPA taking light na normal occurrence, You will have days off where your light wont come on for 1minute, then days on where you light will come on for some time and they will take it like 10 times.. You wont even bother with putting stuff in freezer cos NEPA will destroy your full pot of soup, everything na cook chop and finish in 1-2days

Most of the CL finals in the 90s I no watch the full games because NEPA will surely strike and then I wasn't old enough to stay out till late when the games will finish. So max watch 1st half and run home to wait for NEPA or listen to Larry Echiejile the following morning for scores

CL final 2001 I was living around Otigba street in Ikeja, No light for 1 week. Na for under bridge the following morning I found out that Bayern won

I remember now, there was something called "Half current/Low voltage" where you have to look at your bulb to know if light dey. That counted as a light on days

airmark:


See how Obi and his P.A allegedly wrecked that man and the same Obi is justling to become the No. 1 man in the country.

No Naija politician should be trusted, even if he wears white all his life, with his bible or Quran bigger than Cherokee D's buttocks. I will keep hammering that, no matter whose ox is gored.

I was fortunate that I didn't borrow to execute mine unlike this unfortunate contractor. We have very wicked dealers masquerading as leaders, packaging petty lies to grab votes in order to get their hands on the till.

Those that lied about their number of shoes and watches, why wouldn't they lie to a contractor, feast on his sweats and send him to depression?

OasisX:


......are you guys following up with Lagos Liga?! Rooting for Jarus FC.

Ballzproblem2:
In a sane country people will distance themselves from a woman beater ,but here we are .

GloriousGbola:
You did not keep faith in Joe biden's policies but we should keep faith in TPain's policies. Issokay ooo.

Maybe the inflation we are experiencing in Nigeria is different from American inflation.

OasisX:


......are you guys following up with Lagos Liga?! Rooting for Jarus FC.

Ibime:
Which of the team is Don Jazzy own?

Ibime:
Which of the team is Don Jazzy own?

GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8266295/nigeria-zoo-country-betty-akeredolu

Na real wa.

The evil that men do lives on after them but the good is interred with their bones

See as the woman is smearing her husband's legacy with her utterances. Someone should take her phone away from her.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]When i called her Weyrey the last time, I was told it was her way of grieving.

Person wey go soon pull cloth, begin waka for road.[/color]

Ibime:
Which of the team is Don Jazzy own?

iamoyindamola:
That sporting team is a professional fc
I will be surprised if they don't win