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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 2:40pm On Nov 17, 2024
Chai! This one na the moment of Truf shocked

Will wacko jacko stand or will he run away 🤔
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 2:42pm On Nov 17, 2024
Truf:
Dude, it’s either you’re dumb, stoopeed or extremely slow. Like a few people I’m looking to add an additional source of income to my current bread. But whenever I see your comment on here, e dey turn my belle. You’re broke and stupidly ignorant even when you’re being asked to take a chill pill. Shey no be Benin you Dey? You probably have never been to Lagos, cannot afford to be in Lagos but your mouth Dey run like tap. I’m not for, or against anyone saying anything on this thread but I can spot a very phoolish person from 10kms away.
Yeah nasty govt policies are messing things up nationwide, unstable policies and all that, but as people Dey cry, some people Dey make money on the side, Dey ball too. Go to clubs and see how packed they are. I drive a 6cyl ride but 50k fuel go carry me from Berger to Ajah to and fro at least 4 times, that’s what I calculate whatever is being said on here with, in case I put my whip on the road. Like your dumbass, everyone viewing or commenting here, is here to learn, so take a chill pill and buzz off if you claim you’re too big to learn. Stop throwing your ignorance around here, suck on it like your babe’s titties in Edo and remain there.

Finally, don’t compare what happens in Edo, with what goes on in Lagos, everywhere here is pretty much open to development or developed sef, from Badagry to Epe, I mean every Local govt no matter how far away it is, motor Dey enter there. Don’t be ignorantly stewpid, if you have your reservations, voice it out like a gentleman, no be everything be fight! You Dey fall hand honestly. The loudest in the room usually isn’t the smartest. Stay wise! Every ehailing company in Naija, started from Lagos so there’ll definitely be preferential treatment cos this is the fucking hub of everything! Lagos is Nigeria, Abuja sef no reach. I’m Igbo by the way, stay wise Jackson and stay humble. I believe there are lot of people with this same view towards you, you too talk.
Abeg calm down undecided

Pity the boy. Na youthful exuberance ezu-iberibe-ism dey worry am sad

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 2:55pm On Nov 17, 2024
After thorough investigation... I will advice everyone charge their phones to 80% at least, because it's gonna be long banter.


Gentlelife50
Yeyegbami
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 2:56pm On Nov 17, 2024
Ghengehn! grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 3:10pm On Nov 17, 2024
tojahh:
After thorough investigation... I will advice everyone charge their phones to 80% at least, because it's gonna be long banter.


Gentlelife50
Yeyegbami

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by 2RightHands1Coc(m): 3:33pm On Nov 17, 2024
NURTW War

Where is MC Oluomo

E hailing drivers go at each other's Neck....CNN
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 4:14pm On Nov 17, 2024
tojahh:
After thorough investigation... I will advice everyone charge their phones to 80% at least, because it's gonna be long banter.


Gentlelife50
Yeyegbami
I dey inside our transformer like this, I no wan hear say low battery make me miss the banter.
Sheet, I dey collect the life I gave to Christ back like this.
I been wan dey pursue peace but I don change mind.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Halahhalah: 4:34pm On Nov 17, 2024
The way arguments erupt on this thread amuses me.
I do enjoy some banters here, and that's why I check this thread once in a while to have something to read.

But some banters will make you see the extent of toxicity around here.

It seems I will go the Barbiturate's way by promoting peace ✌️ here rather than enjoy reading people's banters.

In all, corner corner is always in all arguments here yet claims he doesn't derail the thread.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2024
Truf:
Dude, it’s either you’re dumb, stoopeed or extremely slow. Like a few people I’m looking to add an additional source of income to my current bread. But whenever I see your comment on here, e dey turn my belle. You’re broke and stupidly ignorant even when you’re being asked to take a chill pill. Shey no be Benin you Dey? You probably have never been to Lagos, cannot afford to be in Lagos but your mouth Dey run like tap. I’m not for, or against anyone saying anything on this thread but I can spot a very phoolish person from 10kms away.
Yeah nasty govt policies are messing things up nationwide, unstable policies and all that, but as people Dey cry, some people Dey make money on the side, Dey ball too. Go to clubs and see how packed they are. I drive a 6cyl ride but 50k fuel go carry me from Berger to Ajah to and fro at least 4 times, that’s what I calculate whatever is being said on here with, in case I put my whip on the road. Like your dumbass, everyone viewing or commenting here, is here to learn, so take a chill pill and buzz off if you claim you’re too big to learn. Stop throwing your ignorance around here, suck on it like your babe’s titties in Edo and remain there.

Finally, don’t compare what happens in Edo, with what goes on in Lagos, everywhere here is pretty much open to development or developed sef, from Badagry to Epe, I mean every Local govt no matter how far away it is, motor Dey enter there. Don’t be ignorantly stewpid, if you have your reservations, voice it out like a gentleman, no be everything be fight! You Dey fall hand honestly. The loudest in the room usually isn’t the smartest. Stay wise! Every ehailing company in Naija, started from Lagos so there’ll definitely be preferential treatment cos this is the fucking hub of everything! Lagos is Nigeria, Abuja sef no reach. I’m Igbo by the way, stay wise Jackson and stay humble. I believe there are lot of people with this same view towards you, you too talk.
How is this gibberish correlated with my writeup towards conner44. If u ain't dumb like your wayward father who absconded and abandoned ur mum to cater/nuture for you all alone since child birth

I don't expect a child like you to be reasonable since you were trained and raised by a single mum, if you ain't daft, you will noticed someone you are covering up for didn't reply me back, becus It's obvious I hit the nail hard into his skull with my post you reacted to..

I can sense that you lack manner of approach. That's why you reacted blindly without thinking and asking essential questions

I don't give a damn f"ck about you, BECUs you have not been following up ever since. I will advice you to remain unknown and not take any side. Be neutral or else I will make sure I paralyse you with my lexicons..
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Fresh85(m): 4:48pm On Nov 17, 2024
YeyeGbami:
My oga naso i see the bill too, i didn’t notice the sms until this morning. I was like whaaat da Bleep is my own with route display when i no be danfo.

I don dispute am, waiting to hear back.
Did they get back to you?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:21pm On Nov 17, 2024
faaa! Faaaa!! Faaaaaa!!! Fawl ooo. Cancel that response… you can do better. I put my money on you. Go! Go!! Go!!!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 5:23pm On Nov 17, 2024
Jacksonfire:
Old cargo.. act your age at times .. you are among the oldest fellow on this thread even on nairaland in particular(2009) .. since I have knew you here currently there is nothing to write home about you.

I am not surprised you were sent to reply me . Pearl is obviously a defeated coward that has been annihilated.

If u are not a goat.. you we vividly know that the task is for two people was never a personal task. Blocked headed nitwit. slow-witted owl, this is the 3rd time I have been explaining to you still you can't decipher. ask conner44 why he back out from the giveaway..
grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 5:25pm On Nov 17, 2024
Jacksonfire:
It's now obvious that you are a confused molested hypnotized kangaroo deported from Guinea Republic, I was always right..

Ever since I have been bellyaching and kvetching (I know say u dull you fit nor know the meaning of bellyaching and kvetching , so make use of ur dictionary) about bolt poor fares and raising concern here for bolt management in any way to increase their fares so that drivers we be able to make reasonable profit to take home at the end of the day due to Nigeria economy crisis currently, nairaland is not a small platform for your information to create this kind of awareness

you and your illicit gay paramours held a private meeting on your telegram group to always attack your generations not me and also reporting my posts.. you guys can't bring me down. BECUs I always stand for the truth.

I thought you will never bewail about bolt fares.. now you can agree with me that you lack integrity and sincerity.. that's why majority of people around you are doing far better than you in all aspects of life..
Both the defender and the defended collect. I never see this kind thing before. I laff so tey grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 6:20pm On Nov 17, 2024
Pearl1910:
Money that ur father and his father and all ur generations has never seen, u want to claim it to be chicken change to u here.

Let's assume u make 20k every three hours. U would have made 80k for working 6am to 6pm.
Deduct 20k commission
Deduct 20k for fuel
Profit is 40k daily
In a week of 6days u go home with 240k
That's almost a million a month.
A nincompoop can be a millionaire if he changes, takes counsel and follows my advise but u are criminal imbeci1ic greedy retard whose disability is embedded in ur genes. So no hope for u at all, and u will never stop wailing on this thread.
pls what car will use 20k for 12hrs driving non stop oo don't forget that's less then 20l oo....cos Una go just dey do permutations wey no follow and cover over 200km at the same time.....some people self
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 6:26pm On Nov 17, 2024
Kaymaxi2222:
pls what car will use 20k for 12hrs driving non stop oo don't forget that's less then 20l oo....cos Una go just dey do permutations wey no follow and cover over 200km at the same time.....some people self
I work for 7 hours(9am to 7pm) and I use 25k fuel and I still don't make up to 80k.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 6:30pm On Nov 17, 2024
Barbiturate:
I work for 7 hours(9am to 7pm) and I use 25k fuel and I still don't make up to 80k.
it's not even possible bro don't mind this pearl guy them Suzuki self I no sure go do am that ac is blowing throughout that traffic fah ......some people go just dey formulate some theory that is not realistic
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 6:51pm On Nov 17, 2024
grin grin

Las Las...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Itsrm(m): 7:02pm On Nov 17, 2024
Kaymaxi2222:
pls what car will use 20k for 12hrs driving non stop oo don't forget that's less then 20l oo....cos Una go just dey do permutations wey no follow and cover over 200km at the same time.....some people self
That's roughly 29mpg or 12km to 1L of fuel. You're right. Not many cars on ehaling will pull that off in a place like Lagos.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:17pm On Nov 17, 2024
Itsrm:
That's roughly 29mpg or 12km to 1L of fuel. You're right. Not many cars on ehaling will pull that off in a place like Lagos.
12km/l is not realistic in Lagos city driving not to mention the stop and go traffic be it ehailing cars or private cars

On highway yes!
But city driving capital NO!

Let's be guided here please
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Barbiturate:
I work for 7 hours(9am to 7pm) and I use 25k fuel and I still don't make up to 80k.
Make I laugh grin

Let me advice you
It's either you're not positioning well or you sell that car and look for another job to do.

You can be a millionaire if you change, take counsel from pearl1910 and follow his advise
grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jacksonfire: 7:21pm On Nov 17, 2024
Kaymaxi2222:
pls what car will use 20k for 12hrs driving non stop oo don't forget that's less then 20l oo....cos Una go just dey do permutations wey no follow and cover over 200km at the same time.....some people self
Hehehe na now una dey notice say pearl now chronic manipulator and perpetual liar. that's why I always use invective words on him,

That dude lie too much. The car he is even using to hustle on bolt doesn't belong to him from my observation, so he is a no body.. watch his cohorts defend him indiscriminately
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 7:22pm On Nov 17, 2024
Halahhalah:
In all, corner corner is always in all arguments here yet claims he doesn't derail the thread.
cool

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:27pm On Nov 17, 2024
Kaymaxi2222:
pls what car will use 20k for 12hrs driving non stop oo don't forget that's less then 20l oo....cos Una go just dey do permutations wey no follow and cover over 200km at the same time.....some people self
20k fuel is 18.5litres
Even before subsidy removal, that native goat called pearl uses more than 18.5l for 12hours driving but after subsidy removal and fuel becoming very expensive, his car became more fuel efficient.

Let him keep trying to bamboozle newbies as he always does. As they say experience is the best teacher. All man eye go clear last last
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Itsrm(m): 7:51pm On Nov 17, 2024
dav1002:
12km/l is not realistic in Lagos city driving not to mention the stop and go traffic be it ehailing cars or private cars

On highway yes!
But city driving capital NO!

Let's be guided here please
Yes, I agree.

To be fair to him though, even if you bump the fuel cost per day to 30k, it's still decent earnings at the end of the month.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by WareLogMan(m): 8:15pm On Nov 17, 2024
Where is Omoapena?? grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:21pm On Nov 17, 2024
WareLogMan:
Where is Omoapena?? grin
Boss, I dey o

Make I dey look as that gabrinchi dey drop hin unrealistic calculations, only a fool will believe that his nonsense calculations.

20k fuel to gross 80k my foot.

How person wan take use 20k fuel from morning till night cheesy

Only people wey no sabi that guy go dey believe any nonsense wey hin talk for here..


Abeg, when bolt go release December surge, nah wetin I dey wait for be that...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:23pm On Nov 17, 2024
Jacksononfire, abeg, no enter my oga for here, that guy get fragile heart o....
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 8:24pm On Nov 17, 2024

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:26pm On Nov 17, 2024
Kaymaxi2222:
it's not even possible bro don't mind this pearl guy them Suzuki self I no sure go do am that ac is blowing throughout that traffic fah ......some people go just dey formulate some theory that is not realistic
No oo, he's right and other people that aren't getting that figure are using wrong tools(fuel guzzlers) for the work...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:27pm On Nov 17, 2024
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:30pm On Nov 17, 2024
Congratulations Cheerfulgiver… more wins!

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Truf: 8:39pm On Nov 17, 2024
Jacksonfire:
How is this gibberish correlated with my writeup towards conner44. If u ain't dumb like your wayward father who absconded and abandoned ur mum to cater/nuture for you all alone since child birth

I don't expect a child like you to be reasonable since you were trained and raised by a single mum, if you ain't daft, you will noticed someone you are covering up for didn't reply me back, becus It's obvious I hit the nail hard into his skull with my post you reacted to..

I can sense that you lack manner of approach. That's why you reacted blindly without thinking and asking essential questions

I don't give a damn f"ck about you, BECUs you have not been following up ever since. I will advice you to remain unknown and not take any side. Be neutral or else I will make sure I paralyse you with my lexicons..
Mtchewww. Mumu boy with your silly half-baked rubbish grammar… BECUs BECUs, idjiot.
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