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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Pearl1910:
I no even know where to start with to explain basic things to u. Even if I sew a page long thread trying to explain, u did still not understand. If u didn't understand a simple analysis then I can't help ur pity ass. The least u could have done is to try and debunk the fact one will used more than 20k fuel for 6-6 job. cos u can't change 3hrs X 4 = 12 neither can u change 25% of 80k. So what really are u opposing?
Why are u bringing lame assumptions? What makes u think the app thought it will take 1hr abinitio? If it wasn't worth it I will say it wasn't worth, he did a trip for 150mins which is 2hrs 30mins and made 20k, it's not great earnings but it's not bad either. If he didn't take a long trip, it will still probably take him 3hrs to make 20k so what noise are u making? . Yes, I will not take it cos I will make more in 3hrs but even a novice who did take it didn't make a bad earning.
The discussion isn't about bolt fixing prices as that is still subject to not experiencing unusual traffic on the trip. so don't try to change the goal post to sound Intelligent, u are very dense to the point of shale in d trenches.
This is the singular reason I don't reply idiots whose brains have been melted and drained out of their skulls. Empty and light headed f*cktards.
Everything you wrote here is crap, bullshit and detritus.

If someone uses more than the predetermined time on a particular trip it's simple logic and common sense to know that more fuel will be burnt on that trip or you think everyones brain is filled with brownish watery shit like yours which makes you think like a dunce.

Again, grossing 20k in 2hrs 30mins is not bad??
That's 15k net in 2hrs 30mins of keeping an engine running
You're raving mad sir

No matter how hard you try to shift the goal post it only shows how foolish and empty your thinking faculty is.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 5:46am On Nov 18, 2024
Conner44:
Hahaha 😆 😂

I can see your pain is of the SIFIA variety tongue

I smoke your pain and sorrow whenever you see or hear of your mentor doing great things cool

The more you deny the greater your pain cheesy it gives me joy 😊
Stop swimming in your own quagmire of stupidity you dumbfuck
You haven't still answered my question
Who is my mentor??
I ask again!!! undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 5:48am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
Stop swimming in your own quagmire of stupidity you dumbfuck
You haven't still answered my question
Who is my mentor??
I ask again!!! undecided
I can see you're already half way to your village cool

When you arrive there you can ask your father who your mentor is wink

You think I have time for skunks like you tongue
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chigodo(m): 5:51am On Nov 18, 2024
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 5:54am On Nov 18, 2024
Conner44:
Use the right tool and you'd see that making this money is childsplay wink
Yes oh
Making money in ehailing is a child's play but I ask you this ozuor:

WHY ARE YOU NOT DRIVING ON THE PLATFORM?
You don't want to make this easy money?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 5:56am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
Yes oh
Making money in ehailing is a child's play but I ask you this ozuor:

WHY ARE YOU NOT DRIVING ON THE PLATFORM?
You don't want to make this easy money?
I have driven

I have made my easy money

I have hang keys 🔑

What of you? kiss

Arindin mugu wey appear here as newbie and the next thing wey him do na to dey attack veterans 🙄 accusing people of theft without proof . . . Tell me why you no go struggle and vex for everybody as your calculation isn't calculating anymore grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:01am On Nov 18, 2024
Conner44:
I can see you're already half way to your village cool

When you arrive there you can ask your father who your mentor is wink

You think I have time for skunks like you tongue
Stick to remaining the foolish troll that you are and don't mix it with serious issues

If you are honest with yourself, you have to admit that your assumptions and preconceived notions are wrong, and therefore, your interpretation of events is incorrect.

Inother words, stop making assumptions lest you fail yourself.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Conner44:
Tell me why you no go struggle and vex for everybody as your calculation isn't calculating anymore grin
You keep reasoning like a daft person
I'm not vexing for anyone

And yes my calculation is not calculating yet a few folks have come out to say driving for 12hours with 18.5Litres of fuel is heavily sugar coated

How many people have come out to agree that driving for 12hours with 18.5L is possible??

Have sense my guy!
It's either you have sense willingly or I will force you to have sense
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 6:08am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
Stick to remaining the foolish troll that you are and don't mix it with serious issues

If you are honest with yourself, you have to admit that your assumptions and preconceived notions are wrong, and therefore, your interpretation of events is incorrect.

Inother words, stop making assumptions lest you fail yourself.
That's how you gave away your car to an imposter here who ran away with it. When they ask you the next thing we will hear is "I am keeping the thief's identity hidden" lol 😆 that's "it's your choice" grin

Everybody knows your own stupidity is in 3d you get? wink three dimensional . . . ? 😄 🤣
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 6:10am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
You keep reasoning like a daft person
I'm not vexing for anyone

And yes my calculation is not calculating yet a few folks have come out to say driving for 12hours with18.5Litres of fuel is heavily sugar coated

How many people have come out to agree that driving for 12hours with18.5L is possible??

Have sense my guy!
It's either you have sense willingly or I will force you to have sense
You can't even force yourself to have an erection 😜

I sense you're in severe pains this early morning, please have some water and don't hit the road till 12 noon and beyond so your dense brain can calm down wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:25am On Nov 18, 2024
Conner44:
You can't even force yourself to have an erection 😜

I sense you're in severe pains this early morning, please have some water and don't hit the road till 12 noon and beyond so your dense brain can calm down wink
I'm on the road you dyslexic clown
Do I have target?
Yes!
Do I meet my target?
Yes!
But I won't come here to sugar coat using less fuel to achieve my target.

But you on the other hand, you're the clown of the village square. I'll take my urine more serious than any opinion you have about me.

Until you drive
Until you're an active driver or partner on this platform, nothing you will ever say, will ever matter... Nothing!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 8:48am On Nov 18, 2024
Kaymaxi2222:
Guy why you dey talk like this ........am I the one who was doing some foolish permutations on how it was still profitable at that price with the time and fuel spent...why are you saying otherwise and trying to put it on me, as if claim that's my whole day experience. Na you talk say even if that is your whole day experience it is still profitable for you.
Stand by what u say, let me stand by what I say. Don't exaggerate or change the fact of the situation.

I asked u a question, how much fuel did u use for that trip? U are yet to answer
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:03am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
Everything you wrote here is crap, bullshit and detritus.

If someone uses more than the predetermined time on a particular trip it's simple logic and common sense to know that more fuel will be burnt on that trip or you think everyones brain is filled with brownish watery shit like yours which makes you think like a dunce.

Again, grossing 20k in 2hrs 30mins is not bad??
That's 15k net in 2hrs 30mins of keeping an engine running
You're raving mad sir

No matter how hard you try to shift the goal post it only shows how foolish and empty your thinking faculty is.
If only u show how much u make in 3hours on the average to cancel or invalidate my statements, then I will know I don't have relevance and all my analysis on this thread has been bullshit. Until u can do that, u are just a drooling fluid.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:06am On Nov 18, 2024
Conner44:
That's how you gave away your car to an imposter here who ran away with it. When they ask you the next thing we will hear is "I am keeping the thief's identity hidden" lol 😆 that's "it's your choice" grin

Everybody knows your own stupidity is in 3d you get? wink three dimensional . . . ? 😄 🤣
Werey no give anybody car. Stop elevating the riffraff
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:17am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
I'm on the road you dyslexic clown
Do I have target?
Yes!
Do I meet my target?
Yes!
But I won't come here to sugar coat using less fuel to achieve my target.

But you on the other hand, you're the clown of the village square. I'll take my urine more serious than any opinion you have about me.

Until you drive
Until you're an active driver or partner on this platform, nothing you will ever say, will ever matter... Nothing!
So u still make profit with a Hyundai Sonata. 2.4litre engine that actually consumes like a 3.0
Either u are lying now, or u have been lying before.
Tell the house how much fuel u buy, how much u gross with it and how long it takes u to do so on d average.
U guys never do this, the only thing u know how to do is say I am lying when I tell u what I do or what is obtainable.
God has catch u now, u can't reverse the statement u just made that u are making profit. So kindly tell the house how u are meeting your target, I am sure alot of people will be glad to know.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 9:19am On Nov 18, 2024
Any week I no see gbas gbos for this thread I go do 600k giveaway grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Hamdash01: 9:29am On Nov 18, 2024
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Pearl1910:
If only u show how much u make in 3hours on the average to cancel or invalidate my statements, then I will know I don't have relevance and all my analysis on this thread has been bullshit. Until u can do that, u are just a drooling fluid.
First trip is without surge
Second trip is with 1.4 surge

Now you can shut the hell up Mr 20k gross in 3 hours is not a bad deal

I hope you now believe that you don't have relevance and all your analysis on this thread has been bullshit grin

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 9:35am On Nov 18, 2024
tojahh:
Any week I no see gbas gbos for this thread I go do 600k giveaway grin
Two weeks ago sir
Make I tell my record keeper sitting in the corner to drop my aza?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gobuchinny: 9:52am On Nov 18, 2024
Pearl1910:
Your fare should have been more on this trip. Ur gps or network must have misbehaved. This is actually poor. As same trip on Bolt without surge will be way more than this.
U r correct my gprs had issues but I collected 14700 cashfor d trip
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 9:56am On Nov 18, 2024
Pearl1910:
Stand by what u say, let me stand by what I say. Don't exaggerate or change the fact of the situation.

I asked u a question, how much fuel did u use for that trip? U are yet to answer
oga get out joor I don't have any issue to drag or prove to you. All I know is you lied in that your assertion that 20k will still gross you 80k with that kind of pricing
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 9:58am On Nov 18, 2024
Pearl1910:
I no even know where to start with to explain basic things to u. Even if I sew a page long thread trying to explain, u did still not understand. If u didn't understand a simple analysis then I can't help ur pity ass. The least u could have done is to try and debunk the fact one will used more than 20k fuel for 6-6 job. cos u can't change 3hrs X 4 = 12 neither can u change 25% of 80k. So what really are u opposing?
Why are u bringing lame assumptions? What makes u think the app thought it will take 1hr abinitio? If it wasn't worth it I will say it wasn't worth, he did a trip for 150mins which is 2hrs 30mins and made 20k, it's not great earnings but it's not bad either. If he didn't take a long trip, it will still probably take him 3hrs to make 20k so what noise are u making? . Yes, I will not take it cos I will make more in 3hrs but even a novice who did take it didn't make a bad earning.
The discussion isn't about bolt fixing prices as that is still subject to not experiencing unusual traffic on the trip. so don't try to change the goal post to sound Intelligent, u are very dense to the point of shale in d trenches.
This is the singular reason I don't reply idiots whose brains have been melted and drained out of their skulls. Empty and light headed f*cktards.
here is another lie from you saying the trip was 150mins when in fact it was over 160mins
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 10:00am On Nov 18, 2024
tojahh:
Any week I no see gbas gbos for this thread I go do 600k giveaway grin
Peace must reign these December, i need these money oo grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by XGhost: 10:39am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
First trip is without surge
Second trip is with 1.4 surge

Now you can shut the hell up Mr 20k gross in 3 hours is not a bad deal

I hope you now believe that you don't have relevance and all your analysis on this thread has been bullshit grin
There should be a story behind this cool
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 11:23am On Nov 18, 2024
dav1002:
First trip is without surge
Second trip is with 1.4 surge

Now you can shut the hell up Mr 20k gross in 3 hours is not a bad deal
Thank you foo!. Now let's use your trip without surge to do a very simple analysis.
13k
41km
42mins

U gladly took this trip even though u drive a fuel guzzler cos it's pays.
So except u get another good trip like this after waiting 30mins, u will probably use the next 1hr 30mins doing 3 short trips to make 9k
In the process u would have driven another 12km minimum (both on trip and dead driving)
So in a nutshell
For u to make 20k on a ordinary day without surge it will take u about 3hrs and 50km

How is that different from what the other guy did which is
20k
50km
160mins

Sometimes, if we just speak from our heads if we have one, it will be far better than allowing our emotions to get the better part of us. That way u will not sound unreasonable or foolish.

I know u will not agree with me publicly because I am insulting u, and that will make u look weak but deep down you know what I am saying is the truth.

I am not against Bolt increasing fares and We can discuss the need for Bolt to increase fares. But netting 10k in 3hrs isn't bad. That's my POV. U can disagree on that but u can't twist the facts.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:25am On Nov 18, 2024
pope191:
Congratulations Cheerfulgiver… more wins!
Na lie go kill you and cheerfugiver for thinking that we are all dummies on this thread. No one is saying one should not or cannot achieve this, but at least be honest. Don't steal images from internet and upload it here. I'll expose your dirty asses.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:34am On Nov 18, 2024
Pearl1910:
Thank you foo!. Now let's use your trip without surge to do a very simple analysis.
13k
41km
42mins

U gladly took this trip even though u drive a fuel guzzler cos it's pays.
So except u get another good trip like this after waiting 30mins, u will probably use the next 1hr 30mins doing 3 short trips to make 9k
In the process u would have driven another 12km minimum (both on trip and dead driving)
So in a nutshell
For u to make 20k on a ordinary day without surge it will take u about 3hrs and 50km

How is that different from what the other guy did which is
20k
50km
160mins

Sometimes, if we just speak from our heads if we have one, it will be far better than allowing our emotions to get the better part of us. That way u will not sound unreasonable or foolish.

I know u will not agree with me publicly because I am insulting u, and that will make u look weak but deep down you know what I am saying is the truth.

I am not against Bolt increasing fares and We can discuss the need for Bolt to increase fares. But netting 10k in 3hrs isn't bad. That's my POV. U can disagree on that but u can't twist the facts.
Are you using that guy that did 20k work within 3hours for this your calculation?

So, you're saying that guy net 10k from that 20k work he did online;

5k for commission
5k for fuel
10k as net profit


Is that what you're saying?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Fresh85(m): 11:35am On Nov 18, 2024
YeyeGbami:
Nah! Dispute pending.
Currently at ministry of transport at ikeja. Want to renew the documents and pay the fine, and then cancel it before it expires.

I don't do e-hailing again, so it's useless.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:36am On Nov 18, 2024
TheModerator:
Na lie go kill you and cheerfugiver for thinking that we are all dummies on this thread. No one is saying one should not or cannot achieve this, but at least be honest. Don't steal images from internet and upload it here. I'll expose your dirty asses.
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Pope, shey you been dey whine us for here ni, coz that post don motivate me o, I don go wash my car to resume work with immediate effect...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:37am On Nov 18, 2024
Hamdash01:
Hi, I'm interested.
Pls, text me on 080.8227.5363.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Pearl1910:
Thank you foo!. Now let's use your trip without surge to do a very simple analysis.
13k
41km
42mins

U gladly took this trip even though u drive a fuel guzzler cos it's pays.
So except u get another good trip like this after waiting 30mins, u will probably use the next 1hr 30mins doing 3 short trips to make 9k
In the process u would have driven another 12km minimum (both on trip and dead driving)
So in a nutshell
For u to make 20k on a ordinary day without surge it will take u about 3hrs and 50km

How is that different from what the other guy did which is
20k
50km
160mins

Sometimes, if we just speak from our heads if we have one, it will be far better than allowing our emotions to get the better part of us. That way u will not sound unreasonable or foolish.

I know u will not agree with me publicly because I am insulting u, and that will make u look weak but deep down you know what I am saying is the truth.

I am not against Bolt increasing fares and We can discuss the need for Bolt to increase fares. But netting 10k in 3hrs isn't bad. That's my POV. U can disagree on that but u can't twist the facts.
Firstly I didn't gladly take the trip
I had no choice cos there wasn't surge there and the road was extremely free

Now let me give your empty skull a breakdown
Follow carefully

The first trip is an example of what the reality will be in late Jan/Feb when surge finally disappears except they increase fares

Now looking at the first trip I posted
40km plus in 1hr for a gross of 13100

That means my net for 1hour will be 9825
And my fuel used for that 40km plus trip will be 5k give or take (I know your dumb skull will still argue this)

Now deduct 5k fuel used from the net of 9825
That's a profit of 4825 on an extremely free road in 1hour

Now assume I work like barbiturate for 7hour and I'm netting 9825 every hour which is not possible
That's 9825 X 7 = 68775
Therefore my fuel expended will be
4825 x 7 = 33775

That means I'm expending 33775 on fuel in 7hours but you on the other hand is claiming to spend 20k on fuel in 12hours

Can't you see you're the joker, fool and buffoon here
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:51am On Nov 18, 2024
Omoapena:
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Pope, shey you been dey whine us for here ni, coz that post don motivate me o, I don go wash my car to resume work with immediate effect...
You can see his image is the same with mine but mine is clearer and shows the larger image of the building. Na the same place wey Cheerfugiver and Pope steal the image from, I carry my own come out.

I don't know how one can stoop this low to prove a point. House wey no be you or your papa build, you carry am say na your own.
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