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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 5:40am On Nov 18, 2024*. Modified: 6:48am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Pearl1910:Everything you wrote here is crap, bullshit and detritus. If someone uses more than the predetermined time on a particular trip it's simple logic and common sense to know that more fuel will be burnt on that trip or you think everyones brain is filled with brownish watery shit like yours which makes you think like a dunce. Again, grossing 20k in 2hrs 30mins is not bad?? That's 15k net in 2hrs 30mins of keeping an engine running You're raving mad sir No matter how hard you try to shift the goal post it only shows how foolish and empty your thinking faculty is. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 5:46am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Conner44:Stop swimming in your own quagmire of stupidity you dumbfuck You haven't still answered my question Who is my mentor?? I ask again!!! ![]() |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 5:48am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:I can see you're already half way to your village ![]() When you arrive there you can ask your father who your mentor is ![]() You think I have time for skunks like you ![]() |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chigodo(m): 5:51am On Nov 18, 2024 |
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 5:54am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Conner44:Yes oh Making money in ehailing is a child's play but I ask you this ozuor: WHY ARE YOU NOT DRIVING ON THE PLATFORM? You don't want to make this easy money? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 5:56am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:I have driven I have made my easy money I have hang keys 🔑 What of you? Arindin mugu wey appear here as newbie and the next thing wey him do na to dey attack veterans 🙄 accusing people of theft without proof . . . Tell me why you no go struggle and vex for everybody as your calculation isn't calculating anymore ![]() |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:01am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Conner44:Stick to remaining the foolish troll that you are and don't mix it with serious issues If you are honest with yourself, you have to admit that your assumptions and preconceived notions are wrong, and therefore, your interpretation of events is incorrect. Inother words, stop making assumptions lest you fail yourself. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:07am On Nov 18, 2024*. Modified: 6:27am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Conner44:You keep reasoning like a daft person I'm not vexing for anyone And yes my calculation is not calculating yet a few folks have come out to say driving for 12hours with 18.5Litres of fuel is heavily sugar coated How many people have come out to agree that driving for 12hours with 18.5L is possible?? Have sense my guy! It's either you have sense willingly or I will force you to have sense |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 6:08am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:That's how you gave away your car to an imposter here who ran away with it. When they ask you the next thing we will hear is "I am keeping the thief's identity hidden" lol 😆 that's "it's your choice" ![]() Everybody knows your own stupidity is in 3d you get? three dimensional . . . ? 😄 🤣 |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 6:10am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:You can't even force yourself to have an erection 😜 I sense you're in severe pains this early morning, please have some water and don't hit the road till 12 noon and beyond so your dense brain can calm down ![]() |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:25am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Conner44:I'm on the road you dyslexic clown Do I have target? Yes! Do I meet my target? Yes! But I won't come here to sugar coat using less fuel to achieve my target. But you on the other hand, you're the clown of the village square. I'll take my urine more serious than any opinion you have about me. Until you drive Until you're an active driver or partner on this platform, nothing you will ever say, will ever matter... Nothing! |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 8:48am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Kaymaxi2222:Stand by what u say, let me stand by what I say. Don't exaggerate or change the fact of the situation. I asked u a question, how much fuel did u use for that trip? U are yet to answer |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:03am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:If only u show how much u make in 3hours on the average to cancel or invalidate my statements, then I will know I don't have relevance and all my analysis on this thread has been bullshit. Until u can do that, u are just a drooling fluid. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:06am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Conner44:Werey no give anybody car. Stop elevating the riffraff |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:17am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:So u still make profit with a Hyundai Sonata. 2.4litre engine that actually consumes like a 3.0 Either u are lying now, or u have been lying before. Tell the house how much fuel u buy, how much u gross with it and how long it takes u to do so on d average. U guys never do this, the only thing u know how to do is say I am lying when I tell u what I do or what is obtainable. God has catch u now, u can't reverse the statement u just made that u are making profit. So kindly tell the house how u are meeting your target, I am sure alot of people will be glad to know. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 9:19am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Any week I no see gbas gbos for this thread I go do 600k giveaway ![]() |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Hamdash01: 9:29am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Omoapena:Hi, I'm interested. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 9:29am On Nov 18, 2024*. Modified: 9:55am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Pearl1910:First trip is without surge Second trip is with 1.4 surge Now you can shut the hell up Mr 20k gross in 3 hours is not a bad deal I hope you now believe that you don't have relevance and all your analysis on this thread has been bullshit ![]()
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 9:35am On Nov 18, 2024 |
tojahh:Two weeks ago sir Make I tell my record keeper sitting in the corner to drop my aza? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by gobuchinny: 9:52am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Pearl1910:U r correct my gprs had issues but I collected 14700 cashfor d trip |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 9:56am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Pearl1910:oga get out joor I don't have any issue to drag or prove to you. All I know is you lied in that your assertion that 20k will still gross you 80k with that kind of pricing |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 9:58am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Pearl1910:here is another lie from you saying the trip was 150mins when in fact it was over 160mins |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 10:00am On Nov 18, 2024 |
tojahh:Peace must reign these December, i need these money oo ![]() |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by XGhost: 10:39am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:There should be a story behind this ![]() |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 11:23am On Nov 18, 2024 |
dav1002:Thank you foo!. Now let's use your trip without surge to do a very simple analysis. 13k 41km 42mins U gladly took this trip even though u drive a fuel guzzler cos it's pays. So except u get another good trip like this after waiting 30mins, u will probably use the next 1hr 30mins doing 3 short trips to make 9k In the process u would have driven another 12km minimum (both on trip and dead driving) So in a nutshell For u to make 20k on a ordinary day without surge it will take u about 3hrs and 50km How is that different from what the other guy did which is 20k 50km 160mins Sometimes, if we just speak from our heads if we have one, it will be far better than allowing our emotions to get the better part of us. That way u will not sound unreasonable or foolish. I know u will not agree with me publicly because I am insulting u, and that will make u look weak but deep down you know what I am saying is the truth. I am not against Bolt increasing fares and We can discuss the need for Bolt to increase fares. But netting 10k in 3hrs isn't bad. That's my POV. U can disagree on that but u can't twist the facts. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:25am On Nov 18, 2024 |
pope191:Na lie go kill you and cheerfugiver for thinking that we are all dummies on this thread. No one is saying one should not or cannot achieve this, but at least be honest. Don't steal images from internet and upload it here. I'll expose your dirty asses.
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| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:34am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Pearl1910:Are you using that guy that did 20k work within 3hours for this your calculation? So, you're saying that guy net 10k from that 20k work he did online; 5k for commission 5k for fuel 10k as net profit Is that what you're saying? |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Fresh85(m): 11:35am On Nov 18, 2024 |
YeyeGbami:Currently at ministry of transport at ikeja. Want to renew the documents and pay the fine, and then cancel it before it expires. I don't do e-hailing again, so it's useless. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:36am On Nov 18, 2024 |
TheModerator:🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Pope, shey you been dey whine us for here ni, coz that post don motivate me o, I don go wash my car to resume work with immediate effect... |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 11:37am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Hamdash01:Pls, text me on 080.8227.5363. |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 11:50am On Nov 18, 2024*. Modified: 7:57pm On Nov 18, 2024 |
Pearl1910:Firstly I didn't gladly take the trip I had no choice cos there wasn't surge there and the road was extremely free Now let me give your empty skull a breakdown Follow carefully The first trip is an example of what the reality will be in late Jan/Feb when surge finally disappears except they increase fares Now looking at the first trip I posted 40km plus in 1hr for a gross of 13100 That means my net for 1hour will be 9825 And my fuel used for that 40km plus trip will be 5k give or take (I know your dumb skull will still argue this) Now deduct 5k fuel used from the net of 9825 That's a profit of 4825 on an extremely free road in 1hour Now assume I work like barbiturate for 7hour and I'm netting 9825 every hour which is not possible That's 9825 X 7 = 68775 Therefore my fuel expended will be 4825 x 7 = 33775 That means I'm expending 33775 on fuel in 7hours but you on the other hand is claiming to spend 20k on fuel in 12hours Can't you see you're the joker, fool and buffoon here |
| Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 11:51am On Nov 18, 2024 |
Omoapena:You can see his image is the same with mine but mine is clearer and shows the larger image of the building. Na the same place wey Cheerfugiver and Pope steal the image from, I carry my own come out. I don't know how one can stoop this low to prove a point. House wey no be you or your papa build, you carry am say na your own. |
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