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pope191:
Can I ask a question

No sir.

Obedibombedi:
Can 20k PMS gross 80k? YES
Is it consistent? NO

bro you missed the point.....I am not saying 20k fuel can or can't gross 80k, the argument was the pricing. He said even with the pricing of that trip I did he can still gross 80k with 20k fuel which I am saying it's not possible. That trip I went on was over 50kms with almost 3hrs traffic with full AC and the guy still claims he will gross 80k with 20k fuel. Abeg make we dey take this lie easy na

Obedibombedi:
No sir.

Look into my eyes and tell me no again. Today highest dashboard is my turn. Emilokan!

I just want to ask if today is your off day?

Obedibombedi:
This was achieved with #20,000 worth of PMS @ #1,080/L

Time interval: 11am-9pm

from what I can see here the total distance you covered was 115kms to make 60k+, distance 115kms and I covered almost half of that to make just 20k and drove 3hrs non stop just to realise that....bro it doesn't take a genius to even know that what that guy said is not possible. Using this your picture as example that means you would have used 8k-10k fuel to run that demeaning trip bolt send there papa on

A corolla that is sound should be doing 10km per litre. This is after factoring regular depreciation, ideally the corolla should be doing 12km to the litre. Also this is combined driving.
I say this from my own experience using a corolla which was 2 years in e-hailing already, when i started this hustle. A lot of us are driving inefficient vehicles, I know I am.
My car shows what I average in realtime so its more black and white for me, like when I switched to bigger tyres to lift the car a bit more, it impacted my fuel consumption.
There are a lot of things we are not paying attention to fam, no be just to de carry people upandan

Good day veteran in the house,
pls has anyone go for the FG CNG initiative for ehailing drivers. I mean the 50% discount which amount to 670k for conversion. I saw the advertisement and am thinking of going for it too.
Pls quote if you have any knowledge about it.
Thanks

Kaymaxi2222:
from what I can see here the total distance you covered was 115kms to make 60k+, distance 115kms and I covered almost half of that to make just 20k and drove 3hrs non stop just to realise that....bro it doesn't take a genius to even know that what that guy said is not possible. Using this your picture as example that means you would have used 8k-10k fuel to run that demeaning trip bolt send there papa on

How come u are only good at analyzing someone else's trip but not your own. I have asked u 3times, How much fuel did u use on ur trip, u don't know.

Obedibombedi:
Targeted trips.
Yes,

That's cool.
Indrive bonus is another nice incentive.

LAGOS STATE NEW TRAFFIC OFFENCES AND THEIR FINES.

1. Driving without a Driver’s licence – Impound vehicle.

2. Driving of any vehicle by person under 18 – N30,000.

3. Driving with fake number plates – N30,000, 3 years in prison.

4. Driving with forged vehicle particulars – 6 months in prison.

5. Driving with fake driver’s licence – 6 months in prison.

6. Driving without road worthiness – Impound vehicle.

7. Driving only yellow – N80,000. Enforce painting.

8. Driving without Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

9. No display of Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

10. Kabu Kabu without permit – Impound vehicle.

11. Disobeying LASTMA Officer – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

12. Neglect of traffic direction light – 3 months in prison.

13. Smoking while driving – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

14. Physically assault traffic officer – N50,000/6 months in prison.

15. Driving without full light – N50,000.

16. Driving with worn out tyre – N30,000.

17. Driving without spare tyre – N30,000

18. Driving smoking vehicle – N30,000

19. No fire extinguisher – N30,000

20. Broken windscreen – N30,000

21. Tinted windscreen – N30,000

22. Eating and driving with one hand – 3 months in prison.

23. One way driving – 3 years in prison

24. Driving without fastened seat blt – N30,000

25. Not painting a commercial vehicle the approved colour – N50,000

26. No car hire service permit – 1st 20,000; 2nd N30,000, Impound vehicle.

27. Parking on yellow line on any public highway/illegal parking – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

28. Vehicle crossing double yellow line/center line – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

29. Staying within the yellow junction box (offside rule) – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

30. Failure to yield to right of the way of pedestrian at zebra crossing – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

31. Failure to give to traffic on the left at a roundabout – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

32. Driving on walkway or kerb – Impound.

33. Reversing on the highway & parking on walkways – 50,000 naira

34. Obstruction of traffic -20,000 naira

35. Picking/Dropping passengers on illegal B/stop -50,000 naira

36. Driving on BRT lanes – 70,000 naira.

Ignorance is not an excuse! While we accept that it’s not possible for all the traffic agencies to arrest everyone, all they just need is someone who will be used as a scapegoat, please, don’t be one of such.

Obey all traffic laws and drive responsibly.

PLEASE LET’S BE GUIDED & WARNED!!

END

Barbiturate:
LAGOS STATE NEW TRAFFIC OFFENCES AND THEIR FINES.

1. Driving without a Driver’s licence – Impound vehicle.

2. Driving of any vehicle by person under 18 – N30,000.

3. Driving with fake number plates – N30,000, 3 years in prison.

4. Driving with forged vehicle particulars – 6 months in prison.

5. Driving with fake driver’s licence – 6 months in prison.

6. Driving without road worthiness – Impound vehicle.

7. Driving only yellow – N80,000. Enforce painting.

8. Driving without Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

9. No display of Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

10. Kabu Kabu without permit – Impound vehicle.

11. Disobeying LASTMA Officer – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

12. Neglect of traffic direction light – 3 months in prison.

13. Smoking while driving – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

14. Physically assault traffic officer – N50,000/6 months in prison.

15. Driving without full light – N50,000.

16. Driving with worn out tyre – N30,000.

17. Driving without spare tyre – N30,000

18. Driving smoking vehicle – N30,000

19. No fire extinguisher – N30,000

20. Broken windscreen – N30,000

21. Tinted windscreen – N30,000

22. Eating and driving with one hand – 3 months in prison.

23. One way driving – 3 years in prison

24. Driving without fastened seat blt – N30,000

25. Not painting a commercial vehicle the approved colour – N50,000

26. No car hire service permit – 1st 20,000; 2nd N30,000, Impound vehicle.

27. Parking on yellow line on any public highway/illegal parking – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

28. Vehicle crossing double yellow line/center line – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

29. Staying within the yellow junction box (offside rule) – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

30. Failure to yield to right of the way of pedestrian at zebra crossing – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

31. Failure to give to traffic on the left at a roundabout – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

32. Driving on walkway or kerb – Impound.

33. Reversing on the highway & parking on walkways – 50,000 naira

34. Obstruction of traffic -20,000 naira

35. Picking/Dropping passengers on illegal B/stop -50,000 naira

36. Driving on BRT lanes – 70,000 naira.

Ignorance is not an excuse! While we accept that it’s not possible for all the traffic agencies to arrest everyone, all they just need is someone who will be used as a scapegoat, please, don’t be one of such.

Obey all traffic laws and drive responsibly.

PLEASE LET’S BE GUIDED & WARNED!!

END

Another extortion is about to begin

Omoapena:
Another extortion is about to begin

U dey mind those comedians with their potholes roads everywhere, Nigerian leaders and putting the cat before the horse.

YeyeGbami:
Na real market o, i was at the greenlight hub in maryland few days na there dem tell me to upload Vehicle license o. And i can still go online now sef, that deactivation shock me o.

I will find time to visit the Hub.. Account wey I they keep against December surge, Chai.

abefeabebi:
Good day veteran in the house,
pls has anyone go for the FG CNG initiative for ehailing drivers. I mean the 50% discount which amount to 670k for conversion. I saw the advertisement and am thinking of going for it too.
Pls quote if you have any knowledge about it.
Thanks

I am currently on this too, I applied a month ago only for them to tell me last week that federal govt has stopped it, drop me your number so we can discuss further

Omoapena:
Another extortion is about to begin

I even wanted to ask weda those instructions and fines na for this our obodo Nigeria or obodo oyinbo.
If they're truly serious about it, I deduce they wan find a concrete means to implement possession of firearms by FRSC, cos a lot of sh*t go happen on our roads.
No 31 for example, dem go fine people tire for lekki phase1 roundabout tire.
I was even expecting to see "driving above speed limit".
Make we dey watch.

Much respect, sir.

Barbiturate:
LAGOS STATE NEW TRAFFIC OFFENCES AND THEIR FINES.

1. Driving without a Driver’s licence – Impound vehicle.

2. Driving of any vehicle by person under 18 – N30,000.

3. Driving with fake number plates – N30,000, 3 years in prison.

4. Driving with forged vehicle particulars – 6 months in prison.

5. Driving with fake driver’s licence – 6 months in prison.

6. Driving without road worthiness – Impound vehicle.

7. Driving only yellow – N80,000. Enforce painting.

8. Driving without Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

9. No display of Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

10. Kabu Kabu without permit – Impound vehicle.

11. Disobeying LASTMA Officer – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

12. Neglect of traffic direction light – 3 months in prison.

13. Smoking while driving – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

14. Physically assault traffic officer – N50,000/6 months in prison.

15. Driving without full light – N50,000.

16. Driving with worn out tyre – N30,000.

17. Driving without spare tyre – N30,000

18. Driving smoking vehicle – N30,000

19. No fire extinguisher – N30,000

20. Broken windscreen – N30,000

21. Tinted windscreen – N30,000

22. Eating and driving with one hand – 3 months in prison.

23. One way driving – 3 years in prison

24. Driving without fastened seat blt – N30,000

25. Not painting a commercial vehicle the approved colour – N50,000

26. No car hire service permit – 1st 20,000; 2nd N30,000, Impound vehicle.

27. Parking on yellow line on any public highway/illegal parking – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

28. Vehicle crossing double yellow line/center line – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

29. Staying within the yellow junction box (offside rule) – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

30. Failure to yield to right of the way of pedestrian at zebra crossing – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

31. Failure to give to traffic on the left at a roundabout – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

32. Driving on walkway or kerb – Impound.

33. Reversing on the highway & parking on walkways – 50,000 naira

34. Obstruction of traffic -20,000 naira

35. Picking/Dropping passengers on illegal B/stop -50,000 naira

36. Driving on BRT lanes – 70,000 naira.

Ignorance is not an excuse! While we accept that it’s not possible for all the traffic agencies to arrest everyone, all they just need is someone who will be used as a scapegoat, please, don’t be one of such.

Obey all traffic laws and drive responsibly.

PLEASE LET’S BE GUIDED & WARNED!!

END

I understand Nigeria is a mess when it comes to law and enforcing it due to selective application.. but then all what is listed is normal thing every road users must observe.. it’s easy to get a Nigerian drivers license hence the reason for unlawful driving.. I knew what I passed through before I was able to pass my practical driving test. Most of those things listed can cause one his UK drivers license if you flaunt it. As long as they won’t be selective application, I think it’s the right way to go

IFSHR:
I understand Nigeria is a mess when it comes to law and enforcing it due to selective application.. but then all what is listed is normal thing every road users must observe.. it’s easy to get a Nigerian drivers license hence the reason for unlawful driving.. I knew what I passed through before I was able to pass my practical driving test. Most of those things listed can cause one his UK drivers license if you flaunt it. As long as they won’t be selective application, I think it’s the right way to go

They should fix all these death traps they are calling roads.

Barbiturate:
LAGOS STATE NEW TRAFFIC OFFENCES AND THEIR FINES.

1. Driving without a Driver’s licence – Impound vehicle.

2. Driving of any vehicle by person under 18 – N30,000.

3. Driving with fake number plates – N30,000, 3 years in prison.

4. Driving with forged vehicle particulars – 6 months in prison.

5. Driving with fake driver’s licence – 6 months in prison.

6. Driving without road worthiness – Impound vehicle.

7. Driving only yellow – N80,000. Enforce painting.

8. Driving without Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

9. No display of Hackey permit – Impound vehicle.

10. Kabu Kabu without permit – Impound vehicle.

11. Disobeying LASTMA Officer – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

12. Neglect of traffic direction light – 3 months in prison.

13. Smoking while driving – N30,000/Impound vehicle.

14. Physically assault traffic officer – N50,000/6 months in prison.

15. Driving without full light – N50,000.

16. Driving with worn out tyre – N30,000.

17. Driving without spare tyre – N30,000

18. Driving smoking vehicle – N30,000

19. No fire extinguisher – N30,000

20. Broken windscreen – N30,000

21. Tinted windscreen – N30,000

22. Eating and driving with one hand – 3 months in prison.

23. One way driving – 3 years in prison

24. Driving without fastened seat blt – N30,000

25. Not painting a commercial vehicle the approved colour – N50,000

26. No car hire service permit – 1st 20,000; 2nd N30,000, Impound vehicle.

27. Parking on yellow line on any public highway/illegal parking – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

28. Vehicle crossing double yellow line/center line – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

29. Staying within the yellow junction box (offside rule) – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

30. Failure to yield to right of the way of pedestrian at zebra crossing – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000

31. Failure to give to traffic on the left at a roundabout – 1st N20,000; subsequent N30,000.

32. Driving on walkway or kerb – Impound.

33. Reversing on the highway & parking on walkways – 50,000 naira

34. Obstruction of traffic -20,000 naira

35. Picking/Dropping passengers on illegal B/stop -50,000 naira

36. Driving on BRT lanes – 70,000 naira.

Ignorance is not an excuse! While we accept that it’s not possible for all the traffic agencies to arrest everyone, all they just need is someone who will be used as a scapegoat, please, don’t be one of such.

Obey all traffic laws and drive responsibly.

PLEASE LET’S BE GUIDED & WARNED!!

END

How much us the said Hackney permit for e-hailing drivers.

WareLogMan:
How much us the said Hackney permit for e-hailing drivers.

5500........July this year. I don't know how much now

Gentlelife50:
They should fix all these death traps they are calling roads.

Yes they should, but then obeying traffic laws and driving on a bad road is not mutually exclusive.

IFSHR:
I understand Nigeria is a mess when it comes to law and enforcing it due to selective application.. but then all what is listed is normal thing every road users must observe.. it’s easy to get a Nigerian drivers license hence the reason for unlawful driving.. I knew what I passed through before I was able to pass my practical driving test. Most of those things listed can cause one his UK drivers license if you flaunt it. As long as they won’t be selective application, I think it’s the right way to go

Gbam!!!

Ghost1994:
Hi Brothers and sisters on this forum… I believe everyone’s good…

Well, here’s your small boy again Ghost1994 and below is my advice to “we” hustlers/Pilot/Drivers etc…

This season is drivers season where you can plan your life again and again.

I don’t know how it’s work now but due to my years of experience as a driver I can still drop one or two experiences that helped me out.

1. Try as much as possible to set a good target for yourself example;

A. I used to set my target back then 5K I must have it at hand and 5K in bank, 3k to drop at home for wifey and 3.5K to start work in morning. Well my most important target back then was 5K cash 3k wifey and 3.5 for fuel… ⛽️

B. I make sure I use bolt/uber bonuses to clear off my accumulated bills at least 30% of the dual bonuses

C. I set one day Thursday as off day regardless of anything I make sure I use the day only to check my car and be with family. Although, reason why I set the day was that Thursday use to be very dull for me.

2. I listen to my car 🚘… well, she’s my second wife that brings the food to the table. Any small noise, I don carry Bluetooth scan to check error codes and be fine.

A. I have different mechanic 🧑‍🔧 for my car
B. I don’t fix my major job I.E. engine overhaul or gear overhaul in Lagos
C. Lagos mechanic I used to have are good for shocks, brake pad change and lower arms.
D. I don’t listen to Kazeem that’ll tell me to remove thermostat or bypass wire instead of changing fuse
E. I go on YouTube to understand more about my car I drive and potential problem it’s could give after some mileage

3. I start and close early… well, they say bad things happens during the dark

A. I used to live on the mainland and whatever I am doing or wherever I might be, once my closing alarm rang by 8-8.30 I’m finding a trip home or finding my way home alone/pick passenger on the way.
B. I don’t believe in specific areas at some period of time… Ikeja and environs used to be dull during 10-12pm I don’t need to be their I won’t even accept trip their unless the trip is bring me from island

4. I don’t believe in party or club

A. I cut down all the bs parties and clubs because I’ll spend money not that I’m earning anything in club or party 🎉
B. I cut down friends that’ll tell me to chill at beer parlor instead of choosing to learn skill
C. I created a small circle of friend (1) original from day one

5. I learn course online during my off day and free day

A. Coursera, Udemy and Allison are good even you can download and start learning something that’ll help you in growth.
B. While waiting for trips, I’ll be on coursera reading my course while waiting for trip on other phone.

6. I pray alone
A. I don’t believe in church or mosque (I’m not weird) I believe in humanity than bs religion
B. My wife’s xtian and I respect her religion and support her with everything but I don’t belong to one.

7. I never believe in Nigeria will be better I plans my japa from the beginning and working hard on it.

The above point (7) is the major reason I’m writing these epistle to this platform…

Why you need to use these method and save for next year japa is because it’ll do you allot good.

We have more than 170+ countries in the world 🌍 don’t revolve your life applications in USA 🇺🇸 Canada 🇨🇦 Australia 🇦🇺 and UK 🇬🇧.

Brother and sister try other country work permit we have many embassies in Nigeria please don’t limit yourself go online and read allot about flourishing country you can start from scratch.

European Union have more than 15 countries please 🙏 do yourself good by going to their recruitment website use translator and do something better instead of unnecessary argument about earnings.

I am currently in a country with few blacks and trust me, I never regretted it. I left Nigeria 2 years and 3 months ago and the blessings I can count is more than 10years of staying in Naija doing jamajama.

I’m a full time German automobile mechanic now. In less down 2 years I learned it because they gave room for easy growing.

The uber car I sold coming here, I bought more than that after 8month of living here.

I never build my house but then the project is going on the land.

I have personal car here vw Passat 2017

Brothers and sisters I’m not proud or humiliating my colleagues and hustlers here because it’s a faceless forum anyways but I’m typing these to someone to motivate them.

I was in Naija for 15 days vacations in July I felt so bad that I couldn’t explained what people are going through I had to reschedule my ticket 🎫 back. Because I couldn’t bear the spendings anymore. I was supposed to spend 1 month but I couldn’t cope anymore I felt Nigeria is not my home anymore

Nigeria system is design to kill dreams please 🙏 try and check other countries

Learn other languages too and apply for assistant teacher with a small certificate in Allison course to back it up

If you can read this, definitely you can start something early.

I love y’all

Ghost1994

My brother thank you for this piece. Pls can I reach out to you personally. Like personal email etc. Ave saved some cash and tried severally to japka Tru Canada. Paid fees etc but was denied twice. I wanna try other places like Germany Netherlands etcI have documents to show my previous efforts.

I'll await ur response

Tanx.

[color=royalblue]I hope the new law will not just start and end with private car owners.[/color]

Barbiturate:
5500........July this year. I don't know how much now

Thanks
It's better one just get it than be in an unpleasant scenario with them
Reason why I avoid Ojodu inward ogunnusi road, na there HQ be that
Any rider I pick I head towards the express route

Gross 125k
Fuel 35k
No surge

Pearl1910:
Gross 125k
Fuel 35k
No surge

Congratulations...

We should be expecting Pope to drop your house project soon....

Boss which car do you drive?

Pearl1910:
Gross 125k
Fuel 35k
No surge

chigodo:
A Nissan primera is available for hire purchase. If Interested pls call: 08168995190

More people that are interested should still call. I prefer someone living within Gbagada here.

Omoapena:
Congratulations...

We should be expecting Pope to drop your house project soon....

Omoapena!!!

streetwise2015:
Boss which car do you drive?

This is a very wise question

Unlike others who would want to compare their civic to picanto in terms of fuel consumption between 2 different drivers on 2 different routes in lagos 🙄

Wacko jacko don talk rubbish 🗑

Even the Anti spambot self don tire for him wack engrish knack am suspension

Lexicons and jargons

Pearl1910:
Gross 125k
Fuel 35k
No surge

E no easy, if e easy make dem run am.
But did you start by 5 and closed when?
12?