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What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:08am On Nov 30, 2024

Please let me know.

Do I ease my self or do angels help me? grin

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by nairalanda1(m): 11:12am On Nov 30, 2024

Ask Satan. He might know.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:20am On Nov 30, 2024

nairalanda1:
Ask Satan. He might know.

Satan is giving me the silent treatment currently. I want to come back to God. Please help me.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by nairalanda1(m): 11:43am On Nov 30, 2024

AlfaSeltzer:
Satan is giving me the silent treatment currently. I want to come back to God. Please help me.

Ah, another one of Lucy's disciples who has been put in the Luciferic doghouse

Well, you might have to wait patiently till Lucy thows you a bone.

Sorry to hear that by the way.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by orisa37: 1:37pm On Nov 30, 2024

AlfaSeltzer:
Please let me know.

Do I ease my self or do angels help me?

Get A chance to BLEEP AN ANGEL AND BEAR AN ANGEL.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by orisa37: 1:47pm On Nov 30, 2024

nairalanda1:
Ask Satan. He might know.

Stupid SATAN. IT is only harassing us on earth.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by orisa37: 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2024

AlfaSeltzer:
Satan is giving me the silent treatment currently. I want to come back to God. Please help me.

You might be in HELL but you don't know. You go up to GOD IN COMMUNION NOT COME BACK TO HIM.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by nairalanda1(m): 1:54pm On Nov 30, 2024

orisa37:
Stupid SATAN. IT is only harassing us on earth.

Did Satan take your money away.....?

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by orisa37: 1:57pm On Nov 30, 2024

nairalanda1:
Ah, another one of Lucy's disciples who has been put in the Luciferic doghouse

Well, you might have to wait patiently till Lucy thows you a bone.

Sorry to hear that by the way.

Lucy is in the UK.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by nairalanda1(m): 2:10pm On Nov 30, 2024

orisa37:
Lucy is in the UK.

Lucy...is in the sky with diamonds.....

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by orisa37: 3:09pm On Nov 30, 2024

nairalanda1:
Did Satan take your money away.....?

IT hasn't paid my Pension since April 2024 to date.

Re: What Happens If You Get An Erection In Heaven? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:29pm On Nov 30, 2024

So I'm doomed then.

Nothing for me from God or the godly.

Have to wait it out with Satan.

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