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ukaface:
Abeg o

I give you the finest things in life if you be my wife

Katcall:
I give you the finest things in life if you be my wife

An example of the finest things in life please

MisterKennedy:
Ukaface I've been trying to message you for almost 3 years now but you've been bowing me away. I really like you so much Ukaface. I ain't just bluffing, it's coming from my heart and I really want us to connect on a more personal level.... I want us to be friends outside Nairaland. Please can you message me on WhatsApp if I send you my number or can you send me yours or even your Facebook handle or anything you want us to connect with that you use regularly.

my gawd!!!


*Face palm*

I get the plane inconvenience; flying can be such a hassle sometimes. But the adventure was worth it! The heat in Morocco sounds intense—43 degrees is no joke! I bet you were sweating buckets. Your best morocco itinerary looks incredible! Ouzoud Waterfall must have been breathtaking, and camel riding is a classic Moroccan experience. Quad biking and beach time in Essaouira sound like a blast, too.Dinner at a good restaurant must have been a real treat after all that exploring. I’ve heard Morocco has some of the best food around.Shopping in the markets must have been fun to pick up some unique souvenirs. It looks like you made the most of your time there!

ukaface:
And guess what? When we got to Morocco we started looking for Nigerian restaurant near me🤣🤣, e choke! Moroccan dishes wasn’t doing anything Aswear!

Did you find any Naija restaurant while you were in Marrakesh?

I've been looking for one to visit with my colleagues. Can't find any.

pansophist:
Did you find any Naija restaurant while you were in Marrakesh?

I've been looking for one to visit with my colleagues. Can't find any.

I want to know too.
Seriously, I don't think there's any🤔

pansophist:
Did you find any Naija restaurant while you were in Marrakesh?

I've been looking for one to visit with my colleagues. Can't find any.

Yeah we did

ukaface:
Yeah we did

Ok. Tell me.

Thanks

Sweetvie:
I want to know too.
Seriously, I don't think there's any🤔

I found three. I'll try one each day until my departure

I'll go the first one in like two hours time, then upload the pics of the food and address if you want

Ukaface is been stingy with address, like say na free food I wan go chop lol

pansophist:
I found three. I'll try one each day until my departure

I'll go the first one in like two hours time, then upload the pics of the food and address if you want

Ukaface is been stingy with address, like say na free food I wan go chop lol

Ah
Abeg
No vex o
When no be my money you wan use
I totally got caught up with something else that I forgot to reply

My sincere apologies
I can’t remember the names of the restaurant
We only typed on the phone, called them and made our order which was later delivered.

Again no vex

Sweetvie:
I want to know too.
Seriously, I don't think there's any🤔

I found one Nigerian restaurant sha. See the attached pics below.

130 MAD for a plate of vegetable soup with goat meat and pounded yam with bottle water.

ukaface:
Ah
Abeg
No vex o
When no be my money you wan use
I totally got caught up with something else that I forgot to reply

My sincere apologies
I can’t remember the names of the restaurant
We only typed on the phone, called them and made our order which was later delivered.

Again no vex

No wahala

pansophist:
I found one Nigerian restaurant sha. See the attached pics below.

130 MAD for a plate of vegetable soup with goat meat and pounded yam with bottle water.

Thank goodness, lol! How was the food? The last time I was there, it was a hustle trying to find a Nigerian restaurant. I'll be going to Marrakech again for my birthday, so this saves me a lot of stress. Thanks!

Sweetvie:
Thank goodness, lol! How was the food? The last time I was there, it was a hustle trying to find a Nigerian restaurant. I'll be going to Marrakech again for my birthday, so this saves me a lot of stress. Thanks!

The food just dey there jare. I mean, you can't compare it with Nigeria where the ingredients are fresh and authentic.

It's hot, largely portioned, good meat-soup ratio, nice ambience, reasonably priced, awesome customer services, fresh, and opened until 1am.

Although they lacked flexibility. I asked for a mixture of egusi and vegetable soup and I got a sharp NO. But the girl fine sha, so I no vex.

I'm easy to satisfy, so for me, it's above pass mark. But if you're coming from Nigeria to visit, don't come here looking for Nigerian food.

Enjoy Chinese, Jamaican, Morrocaan and other dishes, then go Naija and eat Nigerian. I flew from Scandinavia, so there is no Naija restaurant there.

All in all, it was a good experience. Tonight, I'll masticate some KFC bucket of chicken

pansophist:
The food just dey there jare. I mean, you can't compare it with Nigeria where the ingredients are fresh and authentic.

It's hot, largely portioned, good meat-soup ratio, nice ambience, reasonably priced, awesome customer services, fresh, and opened until 1am.

Although they lacked flexibility. I asked for a mixture of egusi and vegetable soup and I got a sharp NO. But the girl fine sha, so I no vex.

I'm easy to satisfy, so for me, it's above pass mark. But if you're coming from Nigeria to visit, don't come here looking for Nigerian food.

Enjoy Chinese, Jamaican, Morrocaan and other dishes, then go Naija and eat Nigerian. I flew from Scandinavia, so there is no Naija restaurant there.

All in all, it was a good experience. Tonight, I'll masticate some KFC bucket of chicken

Lol, coming from Perth, it shouldn't taste any worse than what I've already had. KFC? Aren't you a healthy food enthusiast? Abi wetin dem dey call am that year?

Happy new month!

Sweetvie:
Lol, coming from Perth, it shouldn't taste any worse than what I've already had. KFC? Aren't you a healthy food enthusiast? Abi wetin dem dey call am that year?

Happy new month!

One-off indulgence once a while no bad.

Perth? Wow. That's very far. Does it worth it?

My one-way flight from Stockholm was five hours. That duration sef made me so bored that it felt like forever.

But it worth it sha. Tired of wearing winter jacket and day getting dark before 4pm.

pansophist:
The food just dey there jare. I mean, you can't compare it with Nigeria where the ingredients are fresh and authentic.

It's hot, largely portioned, good meat-soup ratio, nice ambience, reasonably priced, awesome customer services, fresh, and opened until 1am.

Although they lacked flexibility. I asked for a mixture of egusi and vegetable soup and I got a sharp NO. But the girl fine sha, so I no vex.

I'm easy to satisfy, so for me, it's above pass mark. But if you're coming from Nigeria to visit, don't come here looking for Nigerian food.

Enjoy Chinese, Jamaican, Morrocaan and other dishes, then go Naija and eat Nigerian. I flew from Scandinavia, so there is no Naija restaurant there.

All in all, it was a good experience. Tonight, I'll masticate some KFC bucket of chicken

why do you not make something like a diary for your travels .. you should've documented it na ..


You're just switching btw countries without having it documented .. if you wouldnt do it for you, atleast do it for us ..

Don't worry, we'll be in charge of eradicating any incessant billings from our nairaland long throat females ..

ukaface:
An example of the finest things in life please

Getting you a BBL for a start 😋😋

Silentgroper:
Getting you a BBL for a start 😋😋

BBL is one of the finest things in life??


I’ll pass

ukaface:
BBL is one of the finest things in life??


I’ll pass

But you need one ..

. You have been raving all about it in your dairy...

Silentgroper:
But you need one ..

. You have been raving all about it in your dairy...

😂😂😂🤣

Abeg o
I no want BBL

I want it natural

Thank you

ukaface:
😂😂😂🤣

Abeg o
I no want BBL

I want it natural

Thank you

Lol .. do you have it what it takes to grow it natural .. it's so tasking, you know .


Can you do a 5,000 squat each day ..


Let's get you the process straight away, I mean angels like you shouldn't put yourself through rigorous stress, I wouldn't like that... 😋😋

Silentgroper:
Lol .. do you have it what it takes to grow it natural .. it's so tasking, you know .


Can you do a 5,000 squat each day ..


Let's get you the process straight away, I mean angels like you shouldn't put yourself through rigorous stress, I wouldn't like that... 😋😋

5000 squat because of nyash
I no do abeg

I no want BBL either

ukaface:
5000 squat because of nyash
I no do abeg

I no want BBL either

great!!!



Btw, I'm not the guy that started the convos with you oo .


I'm just only messing around 😊😊😊

ukaface:
5000 squat because of nyash
I no do abeg

I no want BBL either

person username na silentgroper you still dey follow am argue lol

hammed71:
person username na silentgroper you still dey follow am argue lol

Wdym

hammed71:
person username na silentgroper you still dey follow am argue lol

😤😭
I no even reason his username
God abeg

ukaface:
😤😭
I no even reason his username
God abeg

.. the username is just a facade .. I'm a completely different person from that...

pansophist:
The food just dey there jare. I mean, you can't compare it with Nigeria where the ingredients are fresh and authentic.

It's hot, largely portioned, good meat-soup ratio, nice ambience, reasonably priced, awesome customer services, fresh, and opened until 1am.

Although they lacked flexibility. I asked for a mixture of egusi and vegetable soup and I got a sharp NO. But the girl fine sha, so I no vex.

I'm easy to satisfy, so for me, it's above pass mark. But if you're coming from Nigeria to visit, don't come here looking for Nigerian food.

Enjoy Chinese, Jamaican, Morrocaan and other dishes, then go Naija and eat Nigerian. I flew from Scandinavia, so there is no Naija restaurant there.

All in all, it was a good experience. Tonight, I'll masticate some KFC bucket of chicken

Insightful.

Nice to know that this travel thread is still going on steadily with unique insights since I FIRST read it in 2023.

It's strange though that Jamaican cuisine (which in terms of ingredients and style of cooking is majorly of African origin and tropical like that of Nigeria) would be readily appealing to the taste buds in Morocco than Nigerian foods.

It's still a scenic country to visit as a tourist, BUT it's a horrid place for male and female migrants who are stranded while facing dehumanizing conditions in that country after paying agents and making the journey through the Sahara Desert from West African countries.

pansophist:
One-off indulgence once a while no bad.

Perth? Wow. That's very far. Does it worth it?

My one-way flight from Stockholm was five hours. That duration sef made me so bored that it felt like forever.

But it worth it sha. Tired of wearing winter jacket and day getting dark before 4pm.

Smile. True.
Very far, but for a travel enthusiast like me, i don't mind.