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Funny and uninteresting things gracing front page back to back!!

I just hope you guys are not going to hit us with a really sad news about Nigeria. Because that's what I have noticed for sometime now; giving us uninteresting news, the next story line, boom! "ISWAP attack and wipes out a community" or "naira crashes against dollar, etc"...

MsIjeoma:
Evere heard of bacterial contamination?

its not like it will be eaten raw ..

Moresalt:
One night, there seemed to be a strong argument between my dogs with so much noise. I think it was around 1 or 2 am. I didn't go out cos I'd assume they were just mating or something.

But to my surprise I later found they had been fighting over a relatively big meat that was apparently caught by one of them. I think they come at nights to explore the old garden the former tenant had in the compound.

Now the stomach was already turned and all messed up...

Would you eat it?

I only cooked it for them...

Good. You are preparing your body for a variety of zoonotic diseases.

MsIjeoma:
Evere heard of bacterial contamination?

Bacteria does not survive heat
I don't know any microbe that survives 100°C

DeeScan:
its not like it will be eaten raw ..

I wonder o

Lol. Isn't that a rat?

Moresalt:
One night, there seemed to be a strong argument between my dogs with so much noise. I think it was around 1 or 2 am. I didn't go out cos I'd assume they were just mating or something.

But to my surprise I later found they had been fighting over a relatively big meat that was apparently caught by one of them. I think they come at nights to explore the old garden the former tenant had in the compound.

Now the stomach was already turned and all messed up...

Would you eat it?

I only cooked it for them...

You are insane for asking that question.
Lukuluku lo ma je enu e!

Please if you don't have any story to post, just wait till you get something. Stop posting rubbish here.

TableLeg:
You are insane for asking that question.
Lukuluku lo ma je enu e!

Calm down, friend.

God bless.

Moresalt:
Would you eat it?

I only cooked it for them...

You ate it, you didn't cook it for them..

CuteTj:
The thought of having to share food with a dog. Disgusting!

Exactly my thoughts back then...

IMPARTIAL:
Please if you don't have any story to post, just wait till you get something. Stop posting rubbish here.

No, there's more to the story, friend—I'm done with clout-chasing.

God bless

How is rat a bush meat?

You Dey whine yourself.

IMPARTIAL:
Please if you don't have any story to post, just wait till you get something. Stop posting rubbish here.

as in? So many rubbish

Melonsmasher:
You ate it, you didn't cook it for them..

Was tempting but I didn't... I mixed it with their regular food for about a week or so. It's actually bigger than it looks here...

na RAT be that na. I did not refer to Amoda's wife o.

FOR THIS T PAIN PERIOD? 😀

Lanretoye:
my dog has killed several of that over nights but will only place them where I will see it when I wake or at times sit and secure it till I wake.i use to dash them out cos I don’t know how to prepare it.

Why not just prepare it for the hunter, the dog.

It will relish it.

i hope you removed the intestines before serving them

Moresalt:
One night, there seemed to be a strong argument between my dogs with so much noise. I think it was around 1 or 2 am. I didn't go out cos I'd assume they were just mating or something.

But to my surprise I later found they had been fighting over a relatively big meat that was apparently caught by one of them. I think they come at nights to explore the old garden the former tenant had in the compound.

Now the stomach was already turned and all messed up...

Would you eat it?

I only cooked it for them...

What the poor economic situations in the country make a man do ! I mean you put out a full page 5 paragraph to discuss a rat and if I would eat it ?

If you disagree let me ask you a question . If you were earning 1M a month would you eat a rat ?

MsIjeoma:
Evere heard of bacterial contamination?

Lemme shock you, most bush meat you see were initially caught by the dogs of hunter's.

That's a rat na... On a different note, I don't know if it's hunger that makes some Nigerians refer to large rats as rabbits. I know they're all rodents, but the species recognized as a Rabbit has long ears - it's most distinctive feature alongside the hare.

You be fool

Koneheaded structures will pounce on it with immediate alacrity 😁

Tpain again.

Imagine a mouse now being seen as an antelope bushmeat.

This hunger reach your side no be joke. Why will some eat this even if it was not a left over by dogs?

Abeg naija is bad, but it has not reached the stage people eat dog kill.

rickleye:
What the poor economic situations in the country make a man do ! I mean you put out a full page 5 paragraph to discuss a rat and if I would eat it ?

If you disagree let me ask you a question . If you were earning 1M a month would you eat a rat ?

Haha, you honestly just made me laugh after counting the paragraphs indeed...

Well, tough economic shouldn't rid of our sense of humor completely, or what do you think...

Hmm, 1m? Even with 2m, I could've eaten it if it wasn't messed by dogs. With the way it smelled while it's cooking, even you might want to rethink... Haha...

This is a rat maybe from the gutters why would you want to eat that.

seanery:
You be fool

Hmm... We're all hopefully learning, friend. It's only dangerous when we stop or think we know it all.

God bless

I can only eat it,wen prepared.. unknowingly that it was hurt by the dogs

Taiwo20:
i hope you removed the intestines before serving them

Is there something special or important about it if they eat the intestines. Enlighten me bro

this was how ebola spread before bola became president