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Ibime:
So you want help with your boy sucking his tongue

You no get problem for this life. He will be fine. I was also breastfed till 2 years old.

Pikin dey grow ponmo lips right before our eyes cos of this habit.

We went to studio to do family photoshoot, and he frustrated us and ruined almost all the pictures cos of this tongue sucking.

TemporaryHansel:
Never knew police report is that costly..

It is , and in fact it could go higher than that depending on how much is involved and what u want to use it for .

KingTom:
Until you suck the salty secretions caused by hormonal imbalance or infection

but na breast over azz na

No matter how bad Nigeria gets there will be useful slaves who are more concerned about our public image than saying the truth,these ones don't get paid at least you will know their motive,they even beg online despite the hardship,na the set of people I hate pass

Ballzproblem2:
No matter how bad Nigeria gets there will be useful slaves who are more concerned about our public image than saying the truth,these ones don't get paid at least you will know their motive,they even beg online despite the hardship,na the set of people I hate pass

There's careless, spite-fueled criticism and there's constructive criticism.

I would defend the country when people try to make it look like it's overrun by Jihadists and other terror sects. That's not the reality for people who live in Lagos, Port Harcourt, Uyo, or Ibadan.

I'd defend the country when people try to make it look like electricity on occurs only as frequently as shooting stars across the night sky.

I'd defend the country when people try to paint it like it's a 'Rapé-ville' where women get impaled with random penile appendanges in broad daylight like some R-rated Japanese anime film or Manga. It's not the reality for MOST parts of the country.

I'd defend it when people paint it like some dystopian zone where absolutely nothing works, we still rely on dial-up internet, laptops are a novelty, and motorable roads country-wide are like unicorns.

Britain has a knife crime problem and London street gangs are infamous. Based purely on statistics, you're multiple times more likely to be a victim of violent crime on the streets of Chicago than in the suburbs of Uyo.
Need I mention the number of gun-related crimes country-wide in the U.S.?
Heck! The Pentagon failed its 7th straight audit this year due to festering corruption.
But does it mean these countries are irredeemable vice-fests? No! And Britons and Americans criticize yet are proud of their countries, of their nationalities.

Yes, we have a long way to go. The system needs a reset or upgrade. The Heavens know I belt out our flaws daily like Wande Coal doing a falsetto. We need fixing urgently. URGENTLY.
But the idea or narrative that I am a hypocrite because I love my country and feel the need to protect its image by beaming more of its pros than cons is outrageous.

220 million middle fingers to anyone who gaslights me for taking pride in my nationality - the negative media coverage regardless. I've got afang soup and fufu coursing through my veins as green and white as my national flag. The gaslighting herd should deal with it!

DissTroy:
There's careless, spite-fueled criticism and there's constructive criticism.

I would defend the country when people try to make it look like it's overrun by Jihadists and other terror sects. That's not the reality for people who live in Lagos, Port Harcourt, Uyo, or Ibadan.

I'd defend the country when people try to make it look like electricity on occurs only as frequently as shooting stars across the night sky.

I'd defend the country when people try to paint it like it's a 'Rapé-ville' where women get impaled with random penile appendanges in broad daylight light like some R-rated Japanese anime film. It's no text reality for MOST parts of the country.

I'd defend it when people paint it like some dystopian zone where absolutely nothing works, we still rely on dail-up internet, laptops are a novelty, and motorable roads country-wide are like unicorns.

Britain has a knife crime problem and London street gangs are infamous. Based purely on statistics, you're multiple times more likely to be a victim of violent crime on the streets of Chicago than in the suburbs of Uyo. Need I mention the number of gun-related crimes country-wide in the U.S.?
Heck! The Pentagon failed its 7th straight audit this year due to corruption.

But does it mean these countries are irredeemable vice-fests? No! And Britons and Americans criticize yet are proud of their countries.

Yes, we have a long way to go. The system needs a reset or upgrade. The Heavens know I belt out our flaws daily like Wande Coal doing a falsetto. We need fixing urgently. URGENTLY.
But the idea or narrative that I am a hypocrite because I love my country and feel the need to protect its image by beaming more of its pros than cons is outrageous.

220 million middle fingers to anyone who gaslights me for taking pride in my nationality - the negative media coverage regardless. I've got afang soup and fufu coursing through my veins as green and white as my national flag. The gaslighting herd should deal with it!

k

No time to shalaye you think you are doing me .

Ballzproblem2:
No time to shalaye you think you are doing me .

Amen!

-Lord

semid4lyfe:
A Cry for Help

https://www.nairaland.com/8256688/circle-kin

Now, let me give you some context. Wifey is sexually conservative. No acrobatics, na missionary ministry she dey run, but the moment she decided she wanted a boy, babe switched things up. Suddenly, she was suggesting positions like doggy, cowgirl, standing missionary et al because she’d read somewhere that those positions offered deeper penetration which increased the chances of conceiving a boy. Me, I no complain. I just dey chop free blessings and wondering, na so God dey answer prayers?

when you were enjoying ya doggystyle you did not come here to complain.

suck it up

your boy will be fine

he will become a CFO or a militant

Ibime:
Kemi no want allow dem breeeeeeeeeveee

But she should chill out, her party members are starting to complain that instead of focusing on policy, she is getting into too much tit-for-tat and emotional shyt which is beneath the comportment required of a leader

she is digging herself into a hole in her foolish attempts to knock nigeria for political brownie points

and at every steop she sounds sillier and sillier

she first started off by saying nigeria is a socialist hell hole and she wants nothing to do with it-
then she pivoted to i identify as yoruba becuase northerners destroyed nigeria
then nigerian police shook down my brother

every thing she says can be countered so she will continue pivoting further and further

nigeria is a socialist hellhole? - the same nigeria where tinubu is trashing different socialist policies?

northerners destroyed the country? and they did this on their own?

nigerian police shook down your brother? and police everywhere else in the world are a shining exaamples of competence? no be ibime dey complain the other day about uk police ineffectivenes in prosecuting lower case crimes like bicycle theft?

what will madam kemi tell us next - that she fled nigeria because her community wanted her circumcised?

she is coming off like those asylum seekers who will throw everything but the kitchen sink, hoping something will stick.

but all she is doing in the face of the british electorate is attache by force. standing for nothing and falling for everything. if tomorrow she leaves the tories for any reason - this is the same way she will thrash the party

Ibime:
So you want help with your boy sucking his tongue

You no get problem for this life. He will be fine. I was also breastfed till 2 years old.

Bro I was about to write same thing, He truly doesn't have any problem, young parents worry too much... Oga I still suck my tongue with my mouth closed when am in deep thoughts difficult for anyone else to notice, absolutely nothing to worry about, you can also get him drinking from kids bottle that comes with inbuilt straws so he could such on those, especially if he is drooling.

GloriousGbola:
when you were enjoying ya doggystyle you did not come here to complain.

suck it up

your boy will be fine

he will become a CFO or a militant

🤣🤣

Ibime:
The niggas who made this Gladiator 2 movie should be shot

See as dem use Denzel job us

I haven't watched part1 and then I don't like Denzel Washington and Sandra Bullock I don't know what those 2 do to me I make sure I avoid their movies

It's cool if you hate your identity and despise your country. Happy for you.

But the real irony is BiosMan who defends terrorism, systemic corruption, and every other vice by autocrats and the citizenry in the Middle East with gazillion-word epistles chipping in an "Amen" to a Nigerian who refuses the idea that he should despise his country and trample on everything it is worth.

Now do another epistle defending Assad who's done things which would make Dictator Abacha seem like Gandhi. Jokes really do write themselves.

Olowunl01:
Bro I was about to write same thing, He truly doesn't have any problem, young parents worry too much... Oga I still suck my tongue with my mouth closed when am in deep thoughts difficult for anyone else to notice, absolutely nothing to worry about, you can also get him drinking from kids bottle that comes with inbuilt straws so he could such on those, especially if he is drooling.

My daughter also suck her mouth, she go as far as touching her ear or her bellybutton
Her mother finds it disgusting for a female child, most of her clothes are overall to limit touching her bellybutton
But I blame her for breastfeeding her for 1 and half years, if not for my mother she wanted to do 2 years

DissTroy:
It's cool if you hate your identity and despise your country. Happy for you.

But the real irony is BiosMan who defends terrorism, systemic corruption, and every other vice by autocrats and the citizenry in the Middle East with gazillion-word epistles chipping in an "Amen" to a Nigerian who refuses the idea that he should despise his country and trample on everything it is worth.

Now do another epistle defending Assad who's done things which would make Dictator Abacha seem like Gandhi. Jokes really do write themselves.

Bro na manage we they manage the country
There's nothing good to talk about in the country especially when the country have done more harm to us than good
We all have our stories one way or the other, it becomes more painful when the same thing happens to another person and become a normal thing

Ballzproblem2:
No matter how bad Nigeria gets there will be useful slaves who are more concerned about our public image than saying the truth,these ones don't get paid at least you will know their motive,they even beg online despite the hardship,na the set of people I hate pass

These are the kind of the people that were never in support of ENDSARS right from day one.

They do not see reason to criticize government and its agencies if their actions and inactions doesn’t affect them and their loved ones . When people affected talk , they always find way to defend the government and its agencies

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BlueRayDick:
These are the kind of the people that were never in support of ENDSARS right from day one.

They do not see reason to criticize government and its agencies if their actions and inactions doesn’t affect them and their loved ones . When people affected talk , they always find way to defend the government and its agencies

Stockholm syndrome 😢.

GloriousGbola:
she is digging herself into a hole in her foolish attempts to knock nigeria for political brownie points

and at every steop she sounds sillier and sillier

she first started off by saying nigeria is a socialist hell hole and she wants nothing to do with it-
then she pivoted to i identify as yoruba becuase northerners destroyed nigeria
then nigerian police shook down my brother

every thing she says can be countered so she will continue pivoting further and further

nigeria is a socialist hellhole? - the same nigeria where tinubu is trashing different socialist policies?

northerners destroyed the country? and they did this on their own?

nigerian police shook down your brother? and police everywhere else in the world are a shining exaamples of competence? no be ibime dey complain the other day about uk police ineffectivenes in prosecuting lower case crimes like bicycle theft?

what will madam kemi tell us next - that she fled nigeria because her community wanted her circumcised?

she is coming off like those asylum seekers who will throw everything but the kitchen sink, hoping something will stick.

but all she is doing in the face of the british electorate is attache by force. standing for nothing and falling for everything. if tomorrow she leaves the tories for any reason - this is the same way she will thrash the party

She is behaving too much like an internet troll and less like a policy expert

I actually believe she has some element of Aspergers syndrome looking at her history

this was madam badenoch in 2023

https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-business-minister-visit-qatar-saudi-arabia-uae-2023-05-21/

LONDON, May 22 (Reuters) - Britain's business and trade minister Kemi Badenoch will visit Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates this week as part of her efforts to reach a trade deal with the six countries in the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC).
Trade talks between Britain and the GCC - whose members also include Bahrain, Kuwait and Oman - started last year and there have been three rounds so far.
"The GCC represents an enormous opportunity for UK firms, whether it's selling brilliant British food and drink products into new markets or offering new consumers for our flourishing digital trade and renewable energy sectors," Badenoch said before her visit.
Badenoch will address the Qatar Economic Forum on Tuesday as part of a five-day trip during which she will also meet the GCC secretary-general Jasem al-Budaiwi and ministers in Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the UAE.

she had no problem visiting and hob nobbing with socialist dictatorships whose leaders share a lot of values with nigerian northern leadership

countries where women have little or no rights

just say nigeria is broke and has no opportunities instead of all this transparent virtue signalling

Ballzproblem2:
k

Dis your reply is GOATED & deserves Sunday Blessing.
Take it ..

iamoyindamola:
Bro na manage we they manage the country
There's nothing good to talk about in the country especially when the country have done more to us than good
We all have our stories one way or the other, it becomes more painful when the same thing happens to another person and become a normal thing

Yes. We are all managing the country. It could be better; it should be better. The system is rotten and needs a complete overhaul.
Nigeria isn't at fault - Nigerian leaders and the citizenry are responsible for the rot.

You can criticize the system, flay its corrupt leaders, and still be proud of your identity and heritage on a global front. Indians and Pakistanis do it but critic their leaders vocally.

Donald Trump's ride to the White House was built on shitting on the American system and the corruption. AOC takes shots at the American system every other day. But neither of these people attack or gaslight anyone who takes pride in being American.

Two truths can co-exist:

- The Nigerian system is a cesspit of misgoverning antics and should be prodded for accountability, and;
- Not self-hating oneself or debasing my identity. It's who I am. I can't change it no matter how many nationalities I acquire.
I'm one headline away from being reminded of it so why despise my identity?

Good thing my partisan stance is known else I'd have been accused of being 'agbado'. I don't háte Nigeria or revel in or get off on its ridiculing. Logically, how's that a bad thing?

BlueRayDick:
These are the kind of the people that were never in support of ENDSARS right from day one.

They do not see reason to criticize government and its agencies if their actions and inactions doesn’t affect them and their loved ones . When people affected talk , they always find way to defend the government and its agencies

During ENDSARS protest, people marched to Awkuzu from Awka to confront the Anambra state Sars tzar, James Nwafor. But dem no see him. Today nobody is talking about him. Man is probably living large.
Anybody can commit crime whether black or white cops. But the difference is that we don't have a working and strong institutions to discourage criminal behavior.
Some people here justified killing cox of blasphemy? No be Islamic jihadism be that?

How many people in Nigeria can comfortably pay 700k to for ordinary police report?

Ibime:
She is behaving too much like an internet troll and less like a policy expert

I actually believe she has some element of Aspergers syndrome looking at her history

i hope trumpism is not going to be the face of uk conservatives

trolling on social media replacing actual policy

Kemi criticised
Boko Haram
Islamic terrorism
Nigerian police..

All she said is truth.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Dis your reply is GOATED & deserves Sunday Blessing.
Take it ..

Support Israel first before I accept your blessings

iamoyindamola:
My daughter also suck her mouth, she go as far as touching her ear or her bellybutton
Her mother finds it disgusting for a female child, most of her clothes are overall to limit touching her bellybutton
But I blame her for breastfeeding her for 1 and half years, if not for my mother she wanted to do 2 years

My daughter didn't breastfeed for up to a year, yet she had the habit.

I won't advice anybody to allow their kids indulge...it can be very annoying to look at and it causes zoning out which might start to affect them academically, so any form of correction that's not overboard should be employed.

Our daughter's own was sucking tongue and scratching head together...her mother didn't allow her rest on it, so it was slap on sight and she's now almost completely cured of the habit.

DissTroy:
Yes. We are all managing the country. It could be better; it should be better. The system is rotten and needs a complete overhaul.
Nigeria isn't at fault - Nigerian leaders and the citizenry are responsible for the rot.

You can criticize the system, flay its corrupt leaders, and still be proud of your identity and heritage on a global front. Indians and Pakistanis do it but critic their leaders vocally.

Donald Trump's ride to the White House was built on shitting on the American system and the corruption. AOC takes shots at the American system every other day. But neither of these people attack or gaslight anyone who takes pride in being American.

Two truths can co-exist:

- The Nigerian system is a cesspit of misgoverning antics and should be prodded for accountability, and;
- Not self-hating oneself or debasing my identity. It's who I am. I can't change it no matter how many nationalities I acquire.
I'm one headline away from being reminded of it so why despise my identity?

Good thing my partisan stance is known else I'd have been accused of being 'agbado'. I don't háte Nigeria or revel in or get off on its ridiculing. Logically, how's that a bad thing?

THIS

Theflint1:
My daughter didn't breastfeed for up to a year, yet she had the habit.

I won't advice anybody to allow their kids indulge...it can be very annoying to look at and it causes zoning out which might start to affect them academically, so any form of correction that's not overboard should be employed.

Our daughter's own was sucking tongue and scratching head together...her mother didn't allow her rest on it, so it was slap on sight and she's now almost completely cured of the habit.

i thought you had ulterior motives on stopping breast feeding - but you are an admitted arse man

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
During ENDSARS protest, people marched to Awkuzu from Awka to confront the Anambra state Sars tzar, James Nwafor. But dem no see him. Today nobody is talking about him. Man is probably living large.
Anybody can commit crime whether black or white cops. But the difference is that we don't have a working and strong institutions to discourage criminal behavior.
Some people here justified killing cox of blasphemy? No be Islamic jihadism be that?

How many people in Nigeria can comfortably pay 700k to for ordinary police report?

like bluray said,it depends on waht you want it for, i know someone who got police report for around 40k when he wanted to process his japa papers.

it seems that the case there, a very big deal was invloved hence the 700k, or maybe they didnt bargain well or look elsewhere or maybe just maybe,the errand runner front ran everyone and inflated the price for his own selfish gain

GloriousGbola:
i hope trumpism is not going to be the face of uk conservatives

trolling on social media replacing actual policy

No they won't go that way

We have something called media watchdog that puts everyone in their lane.

Kemi is his Majestys Leader of the Opposition. In everything they do, they must always consider that the Majesty part