₦airaland Forum

Ibime:
So you want help with your boy sucking his tongue

You no get problem for this life. He will be fine. I was also breastfed till 2 years old.

GloriousGbola:
when you were enjoying ya doggystyle you did not come here to complain.

suck it up

your boy will be fine

he will become a CFO or a militant

raumdeuter:
I understand your fears and while growing up, we saw all type of behavior in kids.

Kids sticking their tongue out and sucking it while playing with their belly button
Kids who sucked their thumb were very common
Kids who sucked the lower lips
I even know a boy who will be playing with his dick. Imagine how embarrassed the parents would have been. Some parents applied pepper, those sucking thumbs I've heard some used blade to cut, wrapped plaster etc

Now they are all adults and correct guys

The benefit of the extra intelligence from extra breastfeeding vs ponmo lips. Shebi JayZ get ponmo lips and he's married to the most beautiful woman

Don't stress yourself or do anything over the top to stop it

Theflint1:
That said, what does it mean to be Nigerian, and what is a Nigerian identity supposed to resemble given how divided the country is?

BlueRayDick:
The CSO told me the initial statement he submitted , they refused to issue a police report based on it because they insisted he must state the value of the items . When he eventually stated the value , then the haggling began before they arrived at that 700k from the initial 10% they demanded .

Nigeria police mad gan , the superiors are more corrupt than the junior officers . That’s why a normal police stop and search team prefer u stripe them on the road before they carry u go station where senior officers will share in the largesse

Itsrm:
Funny enough, I've had decent luck with their superiors anytime I find myself at a station.

One time they stopped me for making a u turn where I shouldn't have made it. They started requesting for a ridiculous amount of money and I refused.

They made me drive to the station and collected my keys. I requested to see the area commandant from the front desk and I was directed to his office. I explained myself to him and told him I didn't see the no u turn sign as I wasn't familiar with the road.

The man told me to get the police officers who brought me and ordered them to release my car keys. I didn't give them one naira.

And I've had similar experiences like that.

BlueRayDick:
You should change ur name to lucky . Nobody will allow u see area commander in Lagos after u committed a traffic offence and they successfully drove u down to station .

It will never happen in Lagos . As ur car enter the police compound , they will deflate all ur 4 tyres and u will have to pay their Vulcanizer ridiculous amount to pump it when u “settle “ with the arresting officers later .

iamoyindamola:
He surely identified himself as one of wike's PA😅

BlueRayDick:
You should change ur name to lucky . Nobody will allow u see area commander in Lagos after u committed a traffic offence and they successfully drove u down to station .

It will never happen in Lagos . As ur car enter the police compound , they will deflate all ur 4 tyres and u will have to pay their Vulcanizer ridiculous amount to pump it when u “settle “ with the arresting officers later .

raumdeuter:
Baba make i see your hand for Xmas oh

BlueRayDick:
Another angle ! 😁

Because I don try reason am sotey ….: there’s absolutely no way police go carry u enter station and allow u see area commander just like that o.

GloriousGbola:
He needs to cut soap for boys

Lucky with police, Lucky with landlord, Itsrm show us the way.

_{Also lucky with undeclared side chick}

BlueRayDick:
When people like this narrate their bitter experience about their country and its corrupt state agencies ; una go say dem hate Nigeria.

raumdeuter:
nihilistjnr The day of the jackal was good

Any other recommendation for good movies

popizaino:
I was just about to share this story. Na person way Nigeria never happen to go dey form patriot.

raumdeuter:
nihilistjnr The day of the jackal was good

Any other recommendation for good movies

nihilistjnr:
Kin is another one but it's very Irish.

Some reasonable names in it - Aiden Gillen (Little Finger), Charlie Cox (Daredevil), and Ciaran Hinds most notably.

Season 1 is very good. Season 2 really up the stakes, but then it seems like the shows been cancelled which is a shame because it cues up a fire season 3.

BlueRayDick:
When people like this narrate their bitter experience about their country and its corrupt state agencies ; una go say dem hate Nigeria.

GloriousGbola:
It is a harrowing story but as an aside - that woman is not preparing her children for life especially in Nigeria

Homeschooled
No social circles outside the family
Never went anywhere without us.

Unless she is exaggerating sha.

The part about her being pregnant is also kind of off to me. 15 years between children?

iamoyindamola:
Yeah kin is about a gangster family in Dublin
Cersei is one of them

BlueRayDick:
There are enough homeschooled children in this country . There’s nothing wrong with being homeschooled at all . Recently I saw one sharp 3 year old kid and I was told she’s homeschooled ; she sounds more intelligent than her contemporaries who got shipped to crèche since they were one year old .


As regards being pregnant 15 years apart , there absolutely nothing wrong with that . Some people are unable to get pregnant after having one or two kids not by their own design , I’ve seen countless videos on TikTok where Gen Z’s make posts about their mums having kids 18 years after they had them .

There’s no hole to pick in her story at all. Nigeria police arrest kids for looking fresh , they arrest kids for owing iPhones and they arrest kids for just being outside their parents’ house . Police don arrest me for trying to buy recharge card in the next two streets around past 9 and they claim it was “wandering “ .

nihilistjnr:
You dey watch Calabashflix?

Lena Headey isnt in Kin.

GloriousGbola:
Homeschooled
No social circles outside the family
Never went anywhere without us

Where would you be today if you were Homeschooled and completely isolated as a child? Would you be able to mix with people in a work environment? Would you be able to flow with area boys in a dangerous situation?

That is the point I am making

I actually tell my son all the time, these police who stop us when I am driving and say go on - if you are the one in the car, the story will be different. They will harass you and bully you because they want to shake you down and they want you to be a yahoo boy who will drop something.

15 years between children for well to do people with no fertility issues? Basically going through the stress of raising a child from a baby when you are much older and with less energy?

I understand exactly what the police were doing. They were raiding. Maybe there was a cult incident, maybe they had mandate to raise money. On Xmas eve some years ago they arrested my 10 year old cousin for selling banger. We went to the station and it was full of different people who had been picked up. They clearly had a target sum of money to raise.

BlueRayDick:
There are enough homeschooled children in this country . There’s nothing wrong with being homeschooled at all . Recently I saw one sharp 3 year old kid and I was told she’s homeschooled ; she sounds more intelligent than her contemporaries who got shipped to crèche since they were one year old .


As regards being pregnant 15 years apart , there absolutely nothing wrong with that . Some people are unable to get pregnant after having one or two kids not by their own design , I’ve seen countless videos on TikTok where Gen Z’s make posts about their mums having kids 18 years after they had them .

There’s no hole to pick in her story at all. Nigeria police arrest kids for looking fresh , they arrest kids for owing iPhones and they arrest kids for just being outside their parents’ house . Police don arrest me for trying to buy recharge card in the next two streets around past 9 and they claim it was “wandering “ .

So, I can relate to her story of how naija police can move really mad .

GloriousGbola:
It is a harrowing story but as an aside - that woman is not preparing her children for life especially in Nigeria

Homeschooled
No social circles outside the family
Never went anywhere without us.

Unless she is exaggerating sha.

The part about her being pregnant is also kind of off to me. 15 years between children?

Shegzdave:
Na person wey hand never touch Dey form patriot. When hand touch Me sef last year, that changed my thought about the Nigerian police and the country as a whole.

Before then I was a very Patriotic citizen, that’s why I don’t blame people like her who had same ugly experience like I did

Ibime:
Inspector Bediako!

Boy is homeschooled with no social circles yet she sent him out alone to sell market (buka) at 15 years old

BlueRayDick:
Omo , anybody wey him papa or mama na naija police supposed know say by default e no supposed better for am . It will take serious effort on his or her path to escape the misfortune wey his or her parents don attract come him side o.

Shegzdave:
Exactly cause the evil perpetrated by the men in black is just too much

My brother who is a lawyer was angry that I should’ve known phoned him but I remembered someone who had a similar incident, he told Me to always settle with them at the spot cause in his case, he stood on his right and when he was eventually taken to the station, he regretted that action till date