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blaise26abj:
I had plenty growing up .

Hunting crabs in sec school and dipping hand into a suspected crab hole only for it to be a snake hole . Luckily the hand was covered with cloth .

Went to play football beside a shrine . Did “shagalo “ near a small shrine with broken bottles . Had a horrible cut in my hand . Still have the scar .

Put my foot out of a taxi before it came to a complete stop . Foot got stuck under the tire while still in the car. . God saved me that the driver quickly applied the brakes I for Dey limp now .

Lots and lots of adventures and misadventures . Miss my childhood and kind of pity my kids . Kids are so protected nowadays .

WhiteIverson:
So many instances... too numerous to mention

My brother and I racing when I accidentally tripped him from behind and he fell and dislocated his shoulder

Car reversing from the compound and I intentionally put my toes in the path of the tyre. All my toes got broken

Climbing cashew tree to pluck cashew, naso one branch pierce my lap. Out of fear and pain I jumped down and that was how the branch sliced through my lap omo see blood

My uncle turning fuel inside car with jerrican, naso i light matchstick throw ontop the fuel tank. I was flogged so bad, that night I was scheming how to run away lol

mankan2k7:
When my mum went to d market to buy food stuffs like garri, plantain etc. I and my other two brothers will quickly take significant portion of the items to go and hide it so that we can be eating it alone.

This blessed day, my mum brought a bunch of unripe plantain, as usual I quickly cut like 6 pieces to hide. And if u don't hide it well, my brother will take it and will not give u back.

I thought of a better place to hide my 6 pieces of banana so that when it ripe, I can eat it alone. The best option for me was to go and hide it in the ceiling. I climbed using the ladder through d man hole🕳. When I got into d ceiling, it was different from the ground, I don't know how to navigate, neither do I know where to put my leg. I just put a leg on the asbestos thinking I can work on it like a super man, that was how I fell from the ceiling to the floor of the house 🏠. The asbestos was totally shattered.
I was thoroughly beaten that day and I was not giving food for that night. I was in primary 4 then.

purples25:
Did he survive?

inforesource:
It's was a miracle, because it was someone who sneak in to our house to take water from the fridge heard a continuous banging coming from the bed side decided to check what that was. Lo and behold, it was my brother, full of sweet and choked almost to death. We received our portion of good koboko that day from our mum. Our dad was away. That's what saved the innocent and adventurous man.

MrPresidon:
E fit Don comot through poop but I no notice am. I never went to the hospital because of it as I never told anyone.

Agentsalt:
Up untill today istill give glory to God for saving my life and that of my colleague.
Iwas part of those people that were the first set to start selling GOTV decoder in UYO.
One faithful day a customer bought a decoder,and he wanted me to come help him install the decoder in his house, on getting there i succeeded in connecting the the decoder but the signal was not strong enough.
So he brought out a long metal pole so we can hang the antenna for a strong signal.
After we were done fixing the antenna and was about raising it up to put in a hole i dug,It was as if something told me to look up,hold and behold high tension wire was above me which i almost struck with the d pole iwas holding....na so i jejele drop the pole for ground park my bag waka commot from the man compound without explaining wat happened.

Verbtips:
first to pick wan nearly spoil my eye😂
It's a kind of race we do back then.omo I don carry my last slippers to complete the race but na cry I take end am,na go say make adult dey where we dey play,

WhiteIverson:
So many instances... too numerous to mention

My brother and I racing when I accidentally tripped him from behind and he fell and dislocated his shoulder

Car reversing from the compound and I intentionally put my toes in the path of the tyre. All my toes got broken
Your own is too much o na barb wire them suppose use beat you

Climbing cashew tree to pluck cashew, naso one branch pierce my lap. Out of fear and pain I jumped down and that was how the branch sliced through my lap omo see blood

My uncle turning fuel inside car with jerrican, naso i light matchstick throw ontop the fuel tank. I was flogged so bad, that night I was scheming how to run away lol

Tonididdyx:
I was 5 or 6

After a heavy downpour, a refuse pit that was dug behind our house was full to the brim.
I came outside and met my cousins dipping sticks into the pit and forcing down refuse or frogs which would float back up.
Sounded like fun so I joined but with a short stick. As I tried to reach for a dip, " tuboom" I tumbled into the pit.
But God said it wasn't and still isn't my time yet. I was rushed out by an uncle and I had to throw up the worst smelly stuffs in my life and maggots running out my nose.