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Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by SIRTee15: 12:34am On Jan 05, 2025
sonmvayina:
I tell you..

You see why God can not be a human being..

The Romans created a god in their image and likeness and gave it to mumu Africans. They did not even care to ask questions. They just believed..

Well some are waking up to the deceit....
U and mindhacker, your delusions are beyond ordinary. I don't know how someone in Africa will wake up and believe he's an African Jew.
Then start forcing yourselves to be part of a religion that don't want U.
U guys inferiority complex is nauseating.

At least Jesus said his gospel is for the whole world. The worst U can say is that he lied or the statement was invented, but the bible clearly said the gospel is for all humanity.

No Jewish rabbi ever said judiasm is for all humanity. None.
Yet U guys will go about insisting U follow a religion that doesn't care about your existence.

What a shame.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by MindHacker9009(m):
You are the one whose delusions is beyond ordinary, since you are following an invented religion used to control slaves whose nation has been conquered.

Judaism is the original religion God gave the Jews and anyone from the rest of the world that wants to know Him. The people of Nineveh were not Jews but God sent a Jew to go and preach to them. Well you can continue your delusion by worshipping the character in the New Testament story book as your fake lord and saviour.

Judaism says:
Zechariah 8:23
This is what the LORD Almighty says: 'In those days, ten men from all languages and nations will take firm hold of one Jew by the hem of his robe and say, "Let us go with you, because we have heard that God is with you.

Isaiah 49:6
It is too small a thing for you to be my servant to restore the tribes of Jacob and bring back those of Israel I have kept. I will also make you a light for the Gentiles, that my salvation may reach to the ends of the earth.

But your Jesus said:
Matthew 10:5-6
"These twelve Jesus sent out with the following instructions: 'Do not go among the Gentiles or enter any town of the Samaritans. Go rather to the lost sheep of Israel.

Matthew 15:24
He answered, 'I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.

SIRTee15:
U and mindhacker, your delusions are beyond ordinary. I don't know how someone in Africa will wake up and believe he's an African Jew.
Then start forcing yourselves to be part of a religion that don't want U.
U guys inferiority complex is nauseating.

At least Jesus said his gospel is for the whole world. The worst U can say is that he lied or the statement was invented, but the bible clearly said the gospel is for all humanity.

No Jewish rabbi ever said judiasm is for all humanity. None.
Yet U guys will go about insisting U follow a religion that doesn't care about your existence.

What a shame.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by SIRTee15: 2:58am On Jan 05, 2025
MindHacker9009:
You are the one whose delusions is beyond ordinary, since you are following an invented religion used to control slaves whose nation has been conquered.

Judaism is the original religion God gave the Jews and anyone from the rest of the world that wants to know Him. The people of Nineveh were not Jews but God sent a Jew to go and preach to them. Well you can continue your delusion by worshipping the character in the New Testament story book as your fake lord and saviour.

Judaism says:
Zechariah 8:23
This is what the LORD Almighty says: 'In those days, ten men from all languages and nations will take firm hold of one Jew by the hem of his robe and say, "Let us go with you, because we have heard that God is with you.

Isaiah 49:6
It is too small a thing for you to be my servant to restore the tribes of Jacob and bring back those of Israel I have kept. I will also make you a light for the Gentiles, that my salvation may reach to the ends of the earth.

But your Jesus said:
Matthew 10:5-6
"These twelve Jesus sent out with the following instructions: 'Do not go among the Gentiles or enter any town of the Samaritans. Go rather to the lost sheep of Israel.

Matthew 15:24
He answered, 'I was sent only to the lost sheep of Israel.
Why are U quoting the old testament?
I thought u said the old testament is corrupted and the original Torah is lost.
So why are U quoting from the corrupt old testament to validate your religion

And besides, who is that servant in Isaiah 49?
That servant who is a light for the gentiles to salvation?
Who is he?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by LordReed(m): 8:05am On Jan 05, 2025
SIRTee15:
So if he's not human how did he die?
Or you have joined the group who denied Jesus ever died?

It's ridiculous to think U need to be superhuman to have sexual control.
Paul the apostle never got married and encouraged others to do the same.
Jesus cousin, John the baptist was a celibate till death. In fact, he belonged to a group of judaism sect called Essenes who also embraced sexual purity, chastity and celibacy as a way of life.

Thousands of monks throughout history were known never to have any form of contact with women during their lifetime. Some never saw a woman with their eyes.

Only black Africans think U need spiritual deliverance to attain sexual discipline.
Direct your response to Steep not me.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by HolinesstodLord: 8:24am On Jan 05, 2025
MindHacker9009:
All these hypocrites shouting holiness are secretly knacking someone or olosho or masturbating but will come here and be shouting holiness.

This invented religion has messed up too many peoples minds
Those in darkness can never imagine someone can be in light. Come up higher and see God operating holiness in the heart of men and women. Be ye holy for God is Holy.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by HolinesstodLord: 8:25am On Jan 05, 2025
sonmvayina:
What is the living water you think he gave to the woman at the well? If not sperm. The woman who has 5 husbands because she was looking for a child.
When Jesus shine her congo that night and the subsequent days....the lady carry belle fas fas...

But they did not tell us about the son that was born.
Hmmm. People say things they don’t understand. Satan always push them to their destruction. Repent so a worse thing won’t come upon you for blaspheming against Jesus Christ who is alive and live forever more.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by HolinesstodLord: 8:29am On Jan 05, 2025
sonmvayina:
I tell you..

You see why God can not be a human being..

The Romans created a god in their image and likeness and gave it to mumu Africans. They did not even care to ask questions. They just believed..

Well some are waking up to the deceit....
Have you seen God? God is a being but not a lower being like you & I.

God is alive and he read what you write. We will all meet him for judgment when we leave our flesh and bone in the grave and our spirit return back to him…. You will be shocked God exists. Very shocked. Repent for God cast sinners into everlasting fire of hell for punishment.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Image123(m): 8:36am On Jan 05, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Says common sense. You can't be in Lagos and also be your servant who tends your house in the village!
Lol, who determines what is commonsense again? Is it commonsense for you to have an account on this forum? Is it commonsense for all Nigerians? Where does commonsense start and stop and agree?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by SIRTee15: 8:50am On Jan 05, 2025
LordReed:
Direct your response to Steep not me.
No U are the one who said believing Jesus never had sexual urge is madness.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by AntiChristian: 9:02am On Jan 05, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Edited out of where? There's always a remnant
From my last comment how many %age of Jesus's life is in the Bible?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by LordReed(m): 9:25am On Jan 05, 2025
SIRTee15:
No U are the one who said believing Jesus never had sexual urge is madness.
Kindly quote where I said that.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Dtruthspeaker: 9:33am On Jan 05, 2025
LordReed:
So basically he wasn't human? Yet you want to be like him? How will that work.
The how is our other side that is not human but our 'like God " side.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by DaddyCoool(f): 10:08am On Jan 05, 2025
AntiChristian:
From my last comment how many %age of Jesus's life is in the Bible?
About 95% of the RECORDED part.
People who recorded about Christ's life were those who knew him from about age of 30. And the truth is, Jesus's life before that was uneventful and unremarkable except story of his birth and story of his Barmitvah at 12.
Also, we cinfuse what Jesus became with what he was at death. He had no money, no high connections, no church building or even home, no wife or kids, and his few followers were denying him at death!
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by DaddyCoool(f): 10:12am On Jan 05, 2025
Image123:
Lol, who determines what is commonsense again? Is it commonsense for you to have an account on this forum? Is it commonsense for all Nigerians? Where does commonsense start and stop and agree?
Common sense is that God in heaven won't at same time be serving as his own mortal servant on earth!
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Image123(m): 11:04am On Jan 05, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Common sense is that God in heaven won't at same time be serving as his own mortal servant on earth!
You are running in circles already. Where is heaven? Who told you that God is in heaven or not mortal, was it commonsense?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by DaddyCoool(f): 11:07am On Jan 05, 2025
Image123:
You are running in circles already. Where is heaven? Who told you that God is in heaven or not mortal, was it commonsense?
COMMON SENSE is what you lack. Heaven is wherever God resides. God, by definition, can't be mortal - unless you invent your own English!
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Image123(m): 11:17am On Jan 05, 2025
DaddyCoool:
COMMON SENSE is what you lack. Heaven is wherever God resides. God, by definition, can't be mortal - unless you invent your own English!
Who made this definitions? Did humans make your god?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by DaddyCoool(f): 11:20am On Jan 05, 2025
Image123:
Who made this definitions? Did humans make your god?
Stupid, asinine questions
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Image123(m): 11:34am On Jan 05, 2025
DaddyCoool:
Stupid, asinine questions
They'd be of course, because it doesn't fit into your comic descriptions of your idol.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by LordReed(m): 12:01pm On Jan 05, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
The how is our other side that is not human but our 'like God " side.
Do women have this other side?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:02pm On Jan 05, 2025
LordReed:
Do women have this other side?
The first woman did.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by LordReed(m): 12:29pm On Jan 05, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
The first woman did.
Do women now have this other side?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:32pm On Jan 05, 2025
LordReed:
Do women now have this other side?
Help me ask them oo. From the way they behave, if someone says they do not have, we can appreciate why they would say so.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by LordReed(m): 12:37pm On Jan 05, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
Help me ask them oo. From the way they behave, if someone says they do not have, we can appreciate why they would say so.
So you expect them to meet your religious standards but you believe they don't have the "like god" side?

See why I say these things are madness inducing.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Dtruthspeaker: 12:43pm On Jan 05, 2025
LordReed:
So you expect them to meet your religious standards but you believe they don't have the "like god" side?

See why I say these things are madness inducing.
If they want to meet it, we would see them trying to and maybe we can see if they have it .

At least, we see Mary and Elizabeth look like they had it at the beginning of their lives and for Mary it reached till pentecost day but we don't know about their end.

But so far, almost all of them are showing they love their "not God" side.

So nothing mad here
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by sonmvayina(m): 4:05pm On Jan 05, 2025
HolinesstodLord:
Have you seen God? God is a being but not a lower being like you & I.

God is alive and he read what you write. We will all meet him for judgment when we leave our flesh and bone in the grave and our spirit return back to him…. You will be shocked God exists. Very shocked. Repent for God cast sinners into everlasting fire of hell for punishment.
Why would God judge his spirit? Or himself?
We are Body from the earth and spirit of God . See Ecclesiastics 12:7 and Psalm 104:29-31.

Does not make sense to me.
We are God spirit living in a physical body made from Dust...

You have to explain what you mean for me..
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by sonmvayina(m): 4:08pm On Jan 05, 2025
HolinesstodLord:
Hmmm. People say things they don’t understand. Satan always push them to their destruction. Repent so a worse thing won’t come upon you for blaspheming against Jesus Christ who is alive and live forever more.
Why won't Jesus have sex? If he actually existed.
Only married people can be called Rabbi.
If he was not married, I know he impregnated that woman at the well. Cos the story says, he gave her living water, which is just an euphemism for sperm.
Where did you get the idea that sex is a sin??
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by sonmvayina(m): 4:16pm On Jan 05, 2025
SIRTee15:
U and mindhacker, your delusions are beyond ordinary. I don't know how someone in Africa will wake up and believe he's an African Jew.
Then start forcing yourselves to be part of a religion that don't want U.
U guys inferiority complex is nauseating.

At least Jesus said his gospel is for the whole world. The worst U can say is that he lied or the statement was invented, but the bible clearly said the gospel is for all humanity.

No Jewish rabbi ever said judiasm is for all humanity. None.
Yet U guys will go about insisting U follow a religion that doesn't care about your existence.

What a shame.
Jesus did not say anything.
Who heard him say those things.

It's all in book. It's like me saying Harry Potter said so so and so .does not make sense.

Jesus is a Roman Catholic invention...they even know it.
Christianity is all about Lucifer(Mary the supposed mother of Jesus) she is at the centre of Christianity.
I am not a jew, I follow my Igbo traditional religion....and my Chineke is same as Hashem of the Israelites...
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by LordReed(m): 8:10pm On Jan 05, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
If they want to meet it, we would see them trying to and maybe we can see if they have it .

At least, we see Mary and Elizabeth look like they had it at the beginning of their lives and for Mary it reached till pentecost day but we don't know about their end.

But so far, almost all of them are showing they love their "not God" side.

So nothing mad here
After you basically implied that they have it, now you turn round to claim they have it. Is this not madness in a small dose?
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by Dtruthspeaker: 9:18am On Jan 06, 2025
LordReed:
After you basically implied that they have it, now you turn round to claim they have it. Is this not madness in a small dose?
After I imply they have it citing the scarce examples of those who have acted in it, compared to the greater majority who behave as those who do not have it.

That clearly is not a mad analysis but a very reasonable one especially as you yourself used it to separate the woman you married and did not marry any woman your eyes saw.
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by MaxInDHouse(m): 4:57pm On Jan 06, 2025
With a perfect human body he surely do but it's not his purpose for being here unlike other humans Jesus can't live beyond the time given him to accomplish his mission {John 19:30} having a family makes no sense since he have to entrust the care of his mother in the hands of a disciple {John 19:26-27} so the last but not the least quality of God's Holy Spirit comes to play:

SELF-CONTROL! Galatians 5:23
Re: Did Jesus Have Sexual Urges And Erections? by LordReed(m): 9:25am On Jan 07, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
After I imply they have it citing the scarce examples of those who have acted in it, compared to the greater majority who behave as those who do not have it.

That clearly is not a mad analysis but a very reasonable one especially as you yourself used it to separate the woman you married and did not marry any woman your eyes saw.
The mental gymnastics on display here is testament to the madness inducing nature of it.
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