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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jan 06, 2025
Conner44:
I am not stopping you from lying shocked many people here do it here very well . . . ask people like themoderator and even dav1002 wink

My issue was that you didn't know how to CRY undecided take for example, someone like sirchiboy that year that cried here for one complete year after which he decided to sell off his car and rest 😔 Now, that right there is how to cry about ehailing cool let's forget about wacko jacko's own case for now 😏

Not you, that your own cry no follow abeg. I know you lie very well but it's your cry that needs work.

Apart from that me I'm cool with you kiss
Okay...

I'm so sorry once again for the lies.


So, can I now go ahead and post memes without you coming for me or I should just avoid posting here?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 7:07pm On Jan 06, 2025
Omoapena:
Okay...

I'm so sorry once again for the lies.


So, can I now go ahead and post memes without you coming for me or I should just avoid posting here?
You should instead apologize to the newbies that you successfully demoralized with all your drama here those years while buying tokumbo cars back to back behind their backs undecided

I've never restricted anyone from posting on nairaland in 20 years and you feel I will do so today because of you? undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jan 06, 2025
Conner44:
You should instead apologize to the newbies that you successfully demoralized with all your drama here those years while buying tokumbo cars back to back behind their backs undecided

I've never restricted anyone from posting on nairaland in 20 years and you feel I will do so today because of you? undecided
Okay, to the newbies, I'm so sorry if I unintentionally demoralized you, I believe by now, majority of you would have found out you can gross 21m in a year through experience...


Will this apology do sir?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 7:29pm On Jan 06, 2025
Omoapena:
Okay, to the newbies, I'm so sorry if I unintentionally demoralized you, I believe by now, majority of you would have found out you can gross 21m in a year through experience...


Will this apology do sir?
Hmm, I think it's better you post the apology to the thread itself without quoting me.

So it looks a little less 'sarcastic' undecided remember it's not about you or me here but the newbies wink

Me I'm cool with you kiss
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Foreigner12(m): 7:48pm On Jan 06, 2025
CheerfulGiver:
Ehailing is not for you.
Atleast I hustle with my own car(s) and I remain gentle with it (them).
Unlike you lots who will rather drive a car into oblivion because it's someone else's.

Try this your stupid style of hustling with a car purchased with your hard earned money.
Oniranu.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 12:32am On Jan 07, 2025
Foreigner12:
Atleast I hustle with my own car(s) and I remain gentle with it (them).
Unlike you lots who will rather drive a car into oblivion because it's someone else's.

Try this your stupid style of hustling with a car purchased with your hard earned money.
Oniranu.
Which part of the car can he not replace with an income of N12m a year?
All these excuses are stale now. Since 2017 people have been giving this excuse and I keep saying if u earn a good profit monthly from the car, then spend money to maintain it well and it will never die. It's not about being gentle, repairs will still come and when they do and u cant fix the car that's when wailing will start. U begin to hear stories like drivers can't boast of 500k in their account for emergency repairs. Ehailing is this ehailing is that...
So my own is whether u drive ur car or u rent a car, or u give our cars, what matters is ur take home at the end of the day
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 6:29am On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
I am not stopping you from lying shocked many people here do it here very well . . . ask people like themoderator and even dav1002 wink

My issue was that you didn't know how to CRY undecided

Not you, that your own cry no follow abeg. I know you lie very well but it's your cry that needs work.
kiss
This stupid boy have started again this new year
So I know how to cry?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Foreigner12(m): 7:48am On Jan 07, 2025
Pearl1910:
Which part of the car can he not replace with an income of N12m a year?
All these excuses are stale now. Since 2017 people have been giving this excuse and I keep saying if u earn a good profit monthly from the car, then spend money to maintain it well and it will never die. It's not about being gentle, repairs will still come and when they do and u cant fix the car that's when wailing will start. U begin to hear stories like drivers can't boast of 500k in their account for emergency repairs. Ehailing is this ehailing is that...
So my own is whether u drive ur car or u rent a car, or u give our cars, what matters is ur take home at the end of the day
Are you an adult?
12M annual income means 12M is sitting unused in your account?
You know what renders your assertions flawful? Atleast from the few I read.

He opted for a Suzuki HP car so as to avoid major expenses. If it was that easy to have 12M saved up from this hustle, he won't need a cheap bail out to maintain a car that purportedly fetched him 21M in 2024.

No be by chochocho, na by logic.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:17am On Jan 07, 2025
dav1002:
This stupid boy have started again this new year
So I know how to cry?
Ode, I said you know how to LIE very well abi comprehension don dey hard you this 2025 ni? undecided

You've forgotten you mentioned me on the 2nd of January asking useless questions abi? So I'm the one who has started again this new year and not you? huh

See how the lie dey Sweet for your mouth grin mami water like you sabi wetin be cry? cheesy arindin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:25am On Jan 07, 2025
Foreigner12:
Are you an adult?
12M annual income means 12M is sitting unused in your account?
You know what renders your assertions flawful? Atleast from the few I read.

He opted for a Suzuki HP car so as to avoid major expenses. If it was that easy to have 12M saved up from this hustle, he won't need a cheap bail out to maintain a car that purportedly fetched him 21M in 2024.

No be by chochocho, na by logic.
Hmm, this your own type of logic is not really computing to me . . . Even a whole African richest black man Alhaji Aliko Dangote still goes to beg banks for loans (as your so called cheap bailouts) upandan to do his businesses talk-less of someone like cheerfulgiver who is just a normal guy trying to hustle his daily bread undecided

So someone should overlook something that will work to his advantage just because he has all the money sitting in his bank?

If I ask you to make it make sense now you might take offense so I'd just let sleeping dogs snore 😏
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Foreigner12(m): 12:28pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
Hmm, this your own type of logic is not really computing to me . . . Even a whole African richest black man Alhaji Aliko Dangote still goes to beg banks for loans (as your so called cheap bailouts) upandan to do his businesses talk-less of someone like cheerfulgiver who is just a normal guy trying to hustle his daily bread undecided

So someone should overlook something that will work to his advantage just because he has all the money sitting in his bank?

If I ask you to make it make sense now you might take offense so I'd just let sleeping dogs snore 😏
I won't swim in the mud with you aburo.
I've read enough from you on this thread to avoid engaging you.
I've got way positive things to do with my time.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:55pm On Jan 07, 2025
Foreigner12:
I won't swim in the mud with you aburo.
I've read enough from you on this thread to avoid engaging you.
I've got way positive things to do with my time.
Hence my prior statement . . . undecided

If I ask you to make it make sense now you might take offense so I'd just let sleeping dogs snore 😏
🛏️ 😴
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 1:37pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
Hmm, this your own type of logic is not really computing to me . . . Even a whole African richest black man Alhaji Aliko Dangote still goes to beg banks for loans (as your so called cheap bailouts) upandan to do his businesses talk-less of someone like cheerfulgiver who is just a normal guy trying to hustle his daily bread undecided

So someone should overlook something that will work to his advantage just because he has all the money sitting in his bank?

If I ask you to make it make sense now you might take offense so I'd just let sleeping dogs snore 😏
What you have in your bank account is your real earning after all said and done not what is written on the dashboard. That's the point he's trying to make and you are missing it. You should be quiet when grown men are having conversation.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 2:00pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
What you have in your bank account is your real earning after all said and done not what is written on the dashboard. That's the point he's trying to make and you are missing it. You should be quiet when grown men are having conversation.
Of course that line in his post is not up for debate 😕 see the paragraph I responded to in his post below

He opted for a Suzuki HP car so as to avoid major expenses. If it was that easy to have 12M saved up from this hustle, he won't need a cheap bail out to maintain a car that purportedly fetched him 21M in 2024.
This is the submission I saw that made me wonder in awe at his logical prowess 😏 he wants cheerfulgiver to use his own personal car and leave mooves 'disposable' vehicles just because . . . ? ? ?

Yep, I decided to let the dogs sleep because he would have absolutely nothing logical to say concerning that portion of his submission cool

You can run along now back into the oblivion you crawled out from wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 3:09pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
Of course that line in his post is not up for debate 😕 see the paragraph I responded to in his post below



This is the submission I saw that made me wonder in awe at his logical prowess 😏 he wants cheerfulgiver to use his own personal car and leave mooves 'disposable' vehicles just because . . . ? ? ?

Yep, I decided to let the dogs sleep because he would have absolutely nothing logical to say concerning that portion of his submission cool

You can run along now back into the oblivion you crawled out from wink
I don't know why you brand those cars as "disposable". You pay about 15k daily and more than 100k weekly grin to them, 15million in three years. Between that and driving my own car, i know which I would go for. Fuel and maintainance can't be an excuse. Besides, the moove cars don't run on water. We have to stop applauding and giving stupid accolades to people. I don't see driving moove as any smarter. Seem to me like the very last resort when there's no other option left.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 3:17pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
I don't know why you brand those cars as "disposable". You pay about 15k daily and more than 100k weekly grin to them, 15million in three years. Between that and driving my own car, i know which I would go for. Fuel and maintainance can't be an excuse. Besides, the moove cars don't run on water. We have to stop applauding and giving stupid accolades to people. I don't see driving moove as any smarter. Seem to me like the very last resort when there's no other option left.
The bolded is the simple reason why you'd always remain the most f00lish troll to ever grace the pages of any thread on nairaland grin

I have absolutely nada to explain to you concerning this issue. You can spin up any scenario in your head but reality is always constant wink

Giddy up boy 😁 your oblivion beckons cool
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator:
Conner44:
The bolded is the simple reason why you'd always remain the most f00lish troll to ever grace the pages of any thread on nairaland grin

I have absolutely nada to explain to you concerning this issue. You can spin up any scenario in your head but reality is always constant wink

Giddy up boy 😁 your oblivion beckons cool
How's it smarter paying over 100k in debt, weekly as against driving your own car? Even a newborn calf of the Ovis Aries specie will understand this better than you.

Of course you will not have anything to explain because you don't know anything, you are that daft. You talk as if the moove cars come free, only talk about cost of maintainance. Go to Mushin and see dozens of moove cars wallowing snd waiting for repairs. You have no clue about anything, only believe what you are told, that's how goats behave. Once a zombie always a zombie
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 4:05pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
Ode, I said you know how to LIE very well abi comprehension don dey hard you this 2025 ni? undecided

You've forgotten you mentioned me on the 2nd of January asking useless questions abi? So I'm the one who has started again this new year and not you? huh

See how the lie dey Sweet for your mouth grin mami water like you sabi wetin be cry? cheesy arindin
Mugu, you said omoepena knows how to lie but doesn't know how to cry
While the moderator and dav1002 know how to lie
Now I ask do I know how to cry?

Answer me you foolish nicompoop
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 4:14pm On Jan 07, 2025
dav1002:
Mugu, you said omoepena knows how to lie but doesn't know how to cry
While the moderator and dav1002 know how to lie
Now I ask do I know how to cry?

Answer me you foolish nicompoop
Okay undecided it's now confirmed cry You have a very serious issue with comprehension sad

I'd have called you your trademark 'dyslexic' lol 😆 but you've not started exhibiting such traits . . . Yet wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 4:17pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
Of course you will not have anything to explain because you don't know anything, youu are that daft. You talk as if the moove cars come free, only talk about cost of maintainance. Go to Mushin and see dozens of moove cars wallowing snd waiting for repairs. You have no clue about anything, only believe what you are told, that's how goats behave. Once a zombie always a zombie
Oga, even your almighty 'personal' vehicle would need maintenance often you dangerously senile excuse for a human being angry

Now gatat back into your oblivious hole 🕳️ and stop disturbing my mentions undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 4:24pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
Oga, even your almighty 'personal' vehicle would need maintenance often you dangerously senile excuse for a human being angry

Now gatat back into your oblivious hole 🕳️ and stop disturbing my mentions undecided
Therefore, it's better to pay over 100k weekly? Every car requires one maintenance or another, new or old, you dumbty. I will continue to mention you if you keep sounding stupid.

This your brain appears not to have evolved since the day you were harshed from an incubator. Lolz
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 4:34pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
Therefore, it's better to pay over 100k weekly? I will continue to mention you if you keep sounding stupid.

This your brain appears not to have evolved since the day you were harshed from an incubator. Lolz
100k weekly? Haha 😅 this dream you've not woken up from is really a long one cool

Anyhoo, dropping paltry 'daily remittances' while being able to freely go to the lengths and breadths of Lagos not minding the road conditions, traffic or distances due to your 'tool' having the absolute lowest possible fuel consumption, free maintenance and also not bothering about any constant 'depreciation of ones personal assets' is something heavenly 🤗

But of course, a reason for the invention of condoms like yourself would struggle to grasp such ideas wink

It's to be expected cool
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 4:51pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
100k weekly? Haha 😅 this dream you've not woken up from is really a long one cool

Anyhoo, dropping paltry 'daily remittances' while being able to freely go to the lengths and breadths of Lagos not minding the road conditions, traffic or distances due to your 'tool' having the absolute lowest possible fuel consumption, free maintenance and also not bothering about any constant 'depreciation of ones personal assets' is something heavenly 🤗

But of course, a reason for the invention of condoms like yourself would struggle to grasp such ideas wink

It's to be expected cool
Does it shock you that pay as much as 100k weekly? This is why you should always do your own findings than believing every thrash sold to you. Stop collecting thrash and living in dustbins if you are not a sewage rat
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 4:56pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
Does it shock you that pay as much as 100k weekly? This is why you should always do your own findings than believing every thrash sold to you. Stop collecting thrash and living in dustbins if you are not a sewage rat
They don't pay up to such an amount weekly you LYING sack of manure grin

You'd say anything, create any moniker or defame any member here to sway innocent public opinion towards your side on this thread cool just like the classic troll we have always known you to be tongue
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 5:21pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
They don't pay up to such an amount weekly you LYING sack of manure grin

You'd say anything, create any moniker or defame any member here to sway innocent public opinion towards your side on this thread cool just like the classic troll we have always known you to be tongue
I'm the one and the last that would ever tell you the truth. Take me as your God for now and always sing my praises. You are now ordained as my hype man. All your iniquities have been purged from this day forward. I will buy you a brain as a reward. Say Amen please?

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 5:38pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
I'm the one and the last that would ever tell you the truth. Take me as your God for now and always sing my praises. You are now ordained as my hype man. All your iniquities have been purged from this day forward. I will buy you a brain as a reward. Say Amen please?
Stop jumping upandan like a peacock in heat. Show me how your screenshot translates to someone paying moove a total of 100k rent weekly as you claim undecided

I know you're stewpid but at least simple basic math shouldn't be a Herculean task for someone of your mental capacity . . .or is it? 🤔

See how GIANT the fonts on your tiny phone looks lol 😆
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:04pm On Jan 07, 2025
Foreigner12:
Are you an adult?
12M annual income means 12M is sitting unused in your account?
You know what renders your assertions flawful? Atleast from the few I read.

He opted for a Suzuki HP car so as to avoid major expenses. If it was that easy to have 12M saved up from this hustle, he won't need a cheap bail out to maintain a car that purportedly fetched him 21M in 2024.

No be by chochocho, na by logic.
No, I am a kid with sense not a foolish adult.
My point is whether u drive ur own car or u are renting a car one should Work hard, make money and take care of the car well.
Coming back to your point, U seem to forget he pays close to 60k every week for d HP. So even though he isn't responsible for repairs, that amount goes out of his pocket as a cost. No ehailing-worthy car will cost u 60k on repairs week in week out and No car on d road requires 60k every week for repairs. No matter how much u flog the car.
Why will I pay someone 200 - 240k for car rent every month if I have a standard car at home. Except it is for HP?
Your narrative is that he is preserving his cars then taking a car on rentage to drive to ruin or safe cost. Does that make sense?
Sometimes people just jump on public opinion without really critically thinking about it.
The only scenario that this is plausible is;
If your car is not fit for ehailing or it's not the right tool for the business asper fuel consumption or it's problematic.
Secondly, If u want to add to ur fleet like I do, then u can go for HP.
I stand to be corrected, there is no other logical reason to collect a car on rentals when I have a good and sound car at home. The cost u are trying to save, u will end up spending more of it to the owner of the car as rent.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:19pm On Jan 07, 2025
Conner44:
Stop jumping upandan like a peacock in heat. Show me how your screenshot translates to someone paying moove a total of 100k rent weekly as you claim undecided

I know you're stewpid but at least simple basic math shouldn't be a Herculean task for someone of your mental capacity . . .or is it? 🤔

See how GIANT the fonts on your tiny phone looks lol 😆
Your goat driver drives seven days of the week. He's obviously paying nothing less than N14,400 daily. Do the math yourself to see what he pays moove weekly. For everyday you drive on move, you pay N14400. Are you getting it? I don't know why I have to explain this to a grown man.

I made those fonts big so that you can read correctly, you seem to be blind, deaf and dumb, that's why it's easy to get you deceived on telegram. I bet if you were a woman, you would easily believe lies from men and easily open your legs for anyone that crosses your path. I pray your daughter isn't this gullible. lol
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:23pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
How's it smarter paying over 100k in debt, weekly as against driving your own car? Even a newborn calf of the Ovis Aries specie will understand this better than you.

Of course you will not have anything to explain because you don't know anything, you are that daft. You talk as if the moove cars come free, only talk about cost of maintainance. Go to Mushin and see dozens of moove cars wallowing snd waiting for repairs. You have no clue about anything, only believe what you are told, that's how goats behave. Once a zombie always a zombie
If it's a HP deal then it's a good decision. Because on other HP deals, d driver is responsible for therepairs and maintenance, but on moove, the company is responsible
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 6:45pm On Jan 07, 2025
Pearl1910:
If it's a HP deal then it's a good decision. Because on other HP deals, d driver is responsible for therepairs and maintenance, but on moove, the company is responsible
You have to make the repairs yourself on moove, else you will lose the deal after two weeks of default.

According to my findings, if anything goes wrong with the car, Moove will ask you to take the car to their repair center in Mushin. You may not be able to.get out the car in good time as they will keep the car in queue, sometimes beyond two weeks. That may potentially make you lose the deal and all that you've worked for. Their drivers find it convenient to do repairs themselves to avoid defaulting. This was also confirmed by one of their drivers I've had to ride with.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 6:51pm On Jan 07, 2025
TheModerator:
Your goat driver drives seven days of the week. He's obviously paying nothing less than N14,400 daily. Do the math yourself to see what he pays moove weekly. For everyday you drive on move, you pay N14400. Are you getting it? I don't know why I have to explain this to a grown man.

I made those fonts big so that you can read correctly, you seem to be blind, deaf and dumb, that's why it's easy to get you deceived on telegram. I bet if you were a woman, you would easily believe lies from men and easily open your legs for anyone that crosses your path. I pray your daughter isn't this gullible. lol
Hahaha 🤣 see this jobless mofo lol. And what makes you feel moove requests rental fees for their vehicles for every single day of the week? 🤡 You're as clueless as they come yet feeling funky like a mad man that just got discharged from yaba left tongue

See you LYING again about making your phone's fonts GIGANTIC for me to see . . . 😆 You that has always had humongous fonts which we have used to yab you here on several occasions? grin You too lie 🤥
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 7:28pm On Jan 07, 2025
YeyeGbami:
Gbayi ex comrade feli cheesy
Fantastic guy... nice hearing from you, I hope to.meet you one.of these days
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