₦airaland Forum

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Either Nigerians are jumping on the trend to stay relevant, or Dangote don spread lamba join the PR.

A lot of cars have consumption issues. Nigerians cannot even calculate their mpg themselves, or from the dashboard

But suddenly, everyone knows fuel that burns faster or doesn't.

When we lie finish, we go come back to where we stop

The 50 litres guy na cruise [/color]

my sentiments exactly

no thanks to our mechanics car fuel consumption is all over the place and you cannot pin down the issue. you will just realise your car is definitely consuming more fuel, but you have no way of figuring out why. the people who may see a difference are the owners of genuine supercars that require high octane fuel. emphasis on genuine - not those replica that you see dino melaiye flashing.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Either Nigerians are jumping on the trend to stay relevant, or Dangote don spread lamba join the PR.

A lot of cars have consumption issues. Nigerians cannot even calculate their mpg themselves, or from the dashboard

But suddenly, everyone knows fuel that burns faster or doesn't.

When we lie finish, we go come back to where we stop

The 50 litres guy na cruise [/color]

Maybe that is Adeboye.

afrodoc2:
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Maybe that is Adeboye.

[color=royalblue]In a sane country, that guy should be sued for defamation of character

Or maybe e use one Church sticker

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GloriousGbola:
my sentiments exactly

no thanks to our mechanics car fuel consumption is all over the place and you cannot pin down the issue. you will just realise your car is definitely consuming more fuel, but you have no way of figuring out why. the people who may see a difference are the owners of genuine supercars that require high octane fuel. emphasis on genuine - not those replica that you see dino melaiye flashing.

[color=royalblue]I think Dangote just wants an edge in the price war going on.

Dangote and MRS started their business since September. How come nobody noticed the eternal burning fuel then?

One of the fast selling parts in cars are Catalyst and Air flow meters; Two vital components that define your consumption, and many cars have faulty ones in them

Suddenly, everyone dey enjoy long lasting fuel

Odiegwu [/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I think Dangote just wants an edge in the price war going on.

Dangote and MRS started their business since September. How come nobody noticed the eternal burning fuel then?

One of the fast selling parts in cars are Catalyst and Air flow meters; Two vital components that define your consumption, and many cars have faulty ones in them

Suddenly, everyone dey enjoy long lasting fuel

Odiegwu [/color]

i have learnt something from you

GloriousGbola:
i have learnt something from you

[color=royalblue]If you have good ones in your car, your mechanic can even change it and put a faulty one.

Omoh... Nigeria problem long pass what we can imagine [/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]If you have good ones in your car, your mechanic can even change it and put a faulty one.

Omoh... Nigeria problem long pass what we can imagine [/color]

na so we see am

december without warning, missus car battery started misbehaving

and this is the exact question i asked myself - was the battery swapped at some point? i was trying to remember when i bought it. i doubt it is up to two years

it is why some people will say car must be fixed in their house under their supervision

GloriousGbola:
na so we see am

december without warning, missus car battery started misbehaving

and this is the exact question i asked myself - was the battery swapped at some point? i was trying to remember when i bought it. i doubt it is up to two years

it is why some people will say car must be fixed in their house under their supervision

[color=royalblue]Yeah.

Even Wheel spanners, jacks and extinguishers.

Some are trustworthy though, but a lot of thieves are in the hustle now.[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Either Nigerians are jumping on the trend to stay relevant, or Dangote don spread lamba join the PR.

A lot of cars have consumption issues. Nigerians cannot even calculate their mpg themselves, or from the dashboard

But suddenly, everyone knows fuel that burns faster or doesn't.

When we lie finish, we go come back to where we stop

The 50 litres guy na cruise [/color]

Two possibilities:

1. Dangote has given PR gig out to some influencers to run PR for his product so as to have an edge over NNPC. You know Dangote reduced retail price of his PMS to N935/liter via MRS and Ardova Petroleum retail stations and NNPC in response reduced theirs to N925/liter via NNPC retail stations. So the next thing is to run PR that his fuel lasts longer than NNPC's

2. The people who are sympathetic to Dangote and who bought the narrative that Dangote's PMS is the purest out there are doing an unpaid PR work on the mere assumption that his fuel lasts more and burns slower than NNPC's. Like u rightly said, it is almost impossible to measure at what rate ur car consumes fuel due to mechanics messing with most of our Tokunbo vehicles.

I've bought fuel in both NNPC & MRS recently and I can't really say I saw any difference in how long the fuel lasts. All these people on twitter definitely have more to tell us. The whole thing just reeks of few months ago when FG gave out CNG PR gigs and everywhere u turn to on Twitter u see somebody hyping CNG. Today the whole noise has died a natural death, I guess the PR money don expire

BlueRayDick:
Two possibilities:

1. Dangote has given PR gig out to some influencers to run PR for his product so as to have an edge over NNPC. You know Dangote reduced retail price of his PMS to N935/liter via MRS and Ardova Petroleum retail stations and NNPC in response reduced theirs to N925/liter via NNPC retail stations. So the next thing is to run PR that his fuel lasts longer than NNPC's

2. The people who are sympathetic to Dangote and who bought the narrative that Dangote's PMS is the purest out there are doing an unpaid PR work on the mere assumption that his fuel lasts more and burns slower than NNPC's. Like u rightly said, it is almost impossible to measure at what rate ur car consumes fuel due to mechanics messing with most of our Tokunbo vehicles.

I've bought fuel in both NNPC & MRS recently and I can't really say I saw any difference in how long the fuel lasts. All these people on twitter definitely have more to tell us. The whole thing just reeks of few months ago when FG gave out CNG PR gigs and everywhere u turn to on Twitter u see somebody hyping CNG. Today the whole noise has died a natural death, I guess the PR money don expire

[color=royalblue]I can imagine the queues in MRS and Ardova stations because of this

When this strategy expire, dem go tell us how Dangote fuel is a good choice for Baby Oil and body creams

Or how you can use it to fry plantains and it will not burn.[/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I can imagine the queues in MRS and Ardova stations because of this

When this strategy expire, dem go tell us how Dangote fuel is a good choice for Baby Oil and body creams

Or how you can use it to fry plantains and it will not burn.[/color]

😂😂😂😂

E no easy on Dangote at all. NNPC just Dey pressure am PR for PR , Advert for Advert .

Save big on fuel costs! Enjoy affordable prices and efficient energy solutions.

Fill up for less and drive further—your wallet will thank you!#mrsoilnigeriaplc #ThisIsMRS pic.twitter.com/cP3d4KsGlF

— MRS Oil Nigeria Plc (@MRSOilNigeria) December 21, 2024

PR for PR. Ads for Ads. NNPC Ltd no dey gree se.

I think this must be one of the hardest business competitions Dangote go don see for his life. You wan monopolize refinery, nibo?! Lmaoooooo pic.twitter.com/GVYb6UewuL

— Akin Akinwale (@mrlurvy) January 10, 2025

[quote author=BlueRayDick post=133658482]😂😂😂😂

E no easy on Dangote at all. NNPC just Dey pressure am PR for PR , Advert for Advert .

Save big on fuel costs! Enjoy affordable prices and efficient energy solutions.

Fill up for less and drive further—your wallet will thank you!#mrsoilnigeriaplc #ThisIsMRS pic.twitter.com/cP3d4KsGlF

— MRS Oil Nigeria Plc (@MRSOilNigeria) December 21, 2024

PR for PR. Ads for Ads. NNPC Ltd no dey gree se.

I think this must be one of the hardest business competitions Dangote go don see for his life. You wan monopolize refinery, nibo?! Lmaoooooo pic.twitter.com/GVYb6UewuL

— Akin Akinwale (@mrlurvy) January 10, 2025

market y'all!

Ballzproblem2:
Of course ,blacks. 🤦🏾‍♂️

2025, try cut down on the fooling.

That was the property of homeowner that got her children and friend to help her move. It was posted by a Compton city councilman

Try dey verify wetin you dey post here. Propaganda is turning your brains to mush

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I think Dangote just wants an edge in the price war going on.

Dangote and MRS started their business since September. How come nobody noticed the eternal burning fuel then?
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Check this out
https://www.nairaland.com/8280599/could-dangote-fuel-answer

Ballzproblem2:
Of course ,blacks. 🤦🏾‍♂️

If we being real tho

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Either Nigerians are jumping on the trend to stay relevant, or Dangote don spread lamba join the PR.

A lot of cars have consumption issues. Nigerians cannot even calculate their mpg themselves, or from the dashboard

But suddenly, everyone knows fuel that burns faster or doesn't.

When we lie finish, we go come back to where we stop

The 50 litres guy na cruise [/color]

I read that shit with disgust! It's so obvious

GloriousGbola:
my sentiments exactly

no thanks to our mechanics car fuel consumption is all over the place and you cannot pin down the issue. you will just realise your car is definitely consuming more fuel, but you have no way of figuring out why. the people who may see a difference are the owners of genuine supercars that require high octane fuel. emphasis on genuine - not those replica that you see dino melaiye flashing.

almost every car user will know when his fuel lasts longer.

DeadPresidents:
2025, try cut down on the fooling.

That was the property of homeowner that got her children and friend to help her move. It was posted by a Compton city councilman

Try dey verify wetin you dey post here. Propaganda is turning your brains to mush

👍

DeadPresidents:
2025, try cut down on the fooling.

That was the property of homeowner that got her children and friend to help her move. It was posted by a Compton city councilman

Try dey verify wetin you dey post here. Propaganda is turning your brains to mush

but you know that looting is a genetic trait of blacks na.

white men and women can never loot. simply not in their character s/

aieromon:
Check this out
https://www.nairaland.com/8280599/could-dangote-fuel-answer

[color=royalblue]Maybe it is true

But for us to start hearing Dangote fuel is this and that in December, when the man has been selling since September, and nobody noticed, reeks of PR

The guy took his time to lose pistons and wash to make that discovery.

How many people lying on Twitter went through that process or any at all, to discover?

I rest my case sha. [/color]

KingTom:
I read that shit with disgust! It's so obvious

[color=royalblue]50 litres from Abuja to Lagos 5 times, with half tank remaining



Even Keke marwa cannot give such mpg.[/color]

This thing is just somehow and I don’t know why Nigeria Police don’t see how ridiculous this their statement reads .

Few days ago there was a video of Chief Razaq Okoya’s Kids ( Eleganza ) abusing the Naira and their police orderly was showing in the video . People criticized the video online and pointed out how the boys abused Naira in the presence of a law enforcement agent without them getting arrested like dem Cubana Chief priest and Bobrisky .

Today the police is saying they have arrested and detained the police orderly attached to the boys who was in the video but somehow they are silent about the main culprits ; the billionaire’s sons who actually abused the Naira.

If dem explain Nigeria give u and u understand , then the person no explain well enough .

BlueRayDick:
This thing is just somehow and I don’t know why Nigeria Police don’t see how ridiculous this their statement reads .

Few days ago there was a video of Chief Razaq Okoya’s Kids ( Eleganza ) abusing the Naira and their police orderly was showing in the video . People criticized the video online and pointed out how the boys abused Naira in the presence of a law enforcement agent without them getting arrested like dem Cubana Chief priest and Bobrisky .

Today the police is saying they have arrested and detained the police orderly attached to the boys who was in the video but somehow they are silent about the main culprits ; the billionaire’s sons who actually abused the Naira.

If dem explain Nigeria give u and u understand , then the person no explain well enough .

[color=royalblue]This one na to reduce the noise

The same Okoya family go out a call through,and they go release the policeman.[/color]

izzou:


[color=royalblue]This one na to reduce the noise

The same Okoya family go out a call through,and they go release the policeman.[/color]

Before nko?

But the police should not have issued any statement sef because this statement just reeks of hypocrisy. E just be like say the policeman is suffering the consequence of being poor and nothing else. We all know there's no way the policeman would've arrested or cautioned the boys even if he wanted to, so why dem come arrest am knowing they won't arrest the boys wey commit the offence gan gan?

BlueRayDick:
This thing is just somehow and I don’t know why Nigeria Police don’t see how ridiculous this their statement reads .

Few days ago there was a video of Chief Razaq Okoya’s Kids ( Eleganza ) abusing the Naira and their police orderly was showing in the video . People criticized the video online and pointed out how the boys abused Naira in the presence of a law enforcement agent without them getting arrested like dem Cubana Chief priest and Bobrisky .

Today the police is saying they have arrested and detained the police orderly attached to the boys who was in the video but somehow they are silent about the main culprits ; the billionaire’s sons who actually abused the Naira.

If dem explain Nigeria give u and u understand , then the person no explain well enough .

They should now implement sharia law join this disjoint law
Dead body and handicap go surplus

iamoyindamola:
They should now implement sharia law join this disjoint law
Dead body and handicap go surplus

Aswear!

We go just dey pick amputated hands and legs of poor people on the streets on a daily basis.

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izzou:
[color=royalblue]Either Nigerians are jumping on the trend to stay relevant, or Dangote don spread lamba join the PR.

A lot of cars have consumption issues. Nigerians cannot even calculate their mpg themselves, or from the dashboard

But suddenly, everyone knows fuel that burns faster or doesn't.

When we lie finish, we go come back to where we stop

The 50 litres guy na cruise [/color]

The petrol may well be of higher quality, but the amount of articles popping out looks like coordinated campaign from Dangote

I dey always knows when Dangote done pay media people to write because they will push the same agenda for 2 weeks, then the agenda will disappear, just like the time they were posting that refineries in "the abroad" are closing down because of Dangote. An organic narrative does not suddenly appear and disappear.

Ibime:
The petrol may well be of higher quality, but the amount of articles popping out looks like coordinated campaign from Dangote

I dey always knows when Dangote done pay media people to write because they will push the same agenda for 2 weeks, then the agenda will disappear, just like the time they were posting that refineries in "the abroad" are closing down because of Dangote. An organic narrative does not suddenly appear and disappear.

BlueRayDick:
This thing is just somehow and I don’t know why Nigeria Police don’t see how ridiculous this their statement reads .

Few days ago there was a video of Chief Razaq Okoya’s Kids ( Eleganza ) abusing the Naira and their police orderly was showing in the video . People criticized the video online and pointed out how the boys abused Naira in the presence of a law enforcement agent without them getting arrested like dem Cubana Chief priest and Bobrisky .

Today the police is saying they have arrested and detained the police orderly attached to the boys who was in the video but somehow they are silent about the main culprits ; the billionaire’s sons who actually abused the Naira.

If dem explain Nigeria give u and u understand , then the person no explain well enough .

The statement is ridiculous but when the criteria for who becomes PR in most government orgs is the person that has the loudest mouth and cracks the most obscene jokes when hanging out over Gulder, this is what you get.

The police man looks out of order and probably not as professional as he ought to be, why not just charge him for something along those lines instead of the ridiculous naira abuse law that's now making them look like hypocrites?

And what constitutes Naira abuse in that video sef...carrying money in bundles or putting it close to the ear?

Seems to have that Kelvin guy on a permanent retainer hasn't stopped declaring how pure Dangote petrol is while constantly rubbishing NNPC about how crap their fuel is

Will personally try MRS to see what the fuss is about.

Ibime:
The petrol may well be of higher quality, but the amount of articles popping out looks like coordinated campaign from Dangote

I dey always knows when Dangote done pay media people to write because they will push the same agenda for 2 weeks, then the agenda will disappear, just like the time they were posting that refineries in "the abroad" are closing down because of Dangote. An organic narrative does not suddenly appear and disappear.

Theflint1:
The statement is ridiculous but when the criteria for who becomes PR in most government orgs is the person that has the loudest mouth and cracks the most obscene jokes when hanging out over Gulder, this is what you get.

The police man looks out of order and probably not as professional as he ought to be, why not just charge him for something along those lines instead of the ridiculous naira abuse law that's now making them look like hypocrites?

And what constitutes Naira abuse in that video sef...carrying money in bundles or putting it close to the ear?

Which professional do u want the policeman to be? Like what do u expect him to do right there when those boys decide to play with their father's money?

As a policeman that was posted by his ogas to be orderly to billionaires what do u think he should do? Is it not for him to be following them around, speak when he's spoken to, close his mouth when he's not asked any question and even dance when he's asked to dance?

I think the major issue here which nobody is willing to address is why was a policeman posted to be the orderly of those boys? We've heard severally how the IGP and even the president at different times ordered the withdrawal of policemen from VIPs , yet we still see policemen attached to these people. Is that not an indictment on the entire police force?