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Ballzproblem2:
see as you dey shift goalpost

I no dey shift any goalpost. 95% of una uplanders wey dey like take picture inside swimming pool can't even swim in swimming pool

Na with bad mind I take finally book Burna Boy concert ticket in April because of my cousin wey dey claim say it's her birthday and I must take her. Normally I will think twice before paying for that ticket because Burna Boy no be Boyz II Men or Michael Jackson to be charging like that.

Ibime:
I no dey shift any goalpost. 95% of una uplanders wey dey like take picture inside swimming pool can't even swim in swimming pool

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Ibime:
Na with bad mind I take finally book Burna Boy concert ticket in April because of my cousin wey dey claim say it's her birthday and I must take her. Normally I will think twice before paying for that ticket because Burna Boy no be Boyz II Men or Michael Jackson to be charging like that.

The entire outsiders Fanbase are proud of you

Una god no fit avenge gaza and Lebanon 🤔

In other news, Mark Zuckerberg. . .

Deceiving people is a lot easier than convincing them that they have been deceived.

Ibime:
E follow for South East too

Wetin be Una culture before marriage? Tiger marks and branding of property?

We don’t have any special ritual you do as a woman before proceeding to ur husband’s house .

Once u don see man wey wan marry u, let him come with his family to see ur parent and then they discuss about the union of the two families by marriage .

Straight and simple .

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Lithium is the future. So these guys can do anything to secure their investment. The guy summarized everything.
There's a news report that the LA FIRE Service chief was more interested in promoting LGTVQ/Gay Rights, carry fire service trucks do gay party, dismiss firefighters who refused to take experimental vaccine, supply fire service equipments to Ukraine than protecting people from wildfire.

There's more to this but I'm proverbially biting my tongue at this point. Might want to investigate insurance coverage for those houses, how long it takes to get permits to rebuild, select architects, get building plan approved etc. Might also want to know why the 6th largest economy in the world refused to build reservoirs since 1979. How they fired fire fighters for the C-19 mRNA poison and never backfilled their positions. Budget cuts to the fire dept.

Like I said, orchestrated Arson.

They are about to welcome the new administration with another fake scamdemic. When it starts, just take note of the zombies 🧟‍♂️ who will align with it hook line sinker. . . AGAIN.

obainojazz:
You people need to travel to be educated
California and Australia have extreme heat… something I’ve never seen anywhere in Nigeria.
Me as a black man can’t cope and I can’t even walk outside for five minutes in summer.
Even at night, we have extreme heat and when you hear it will be windy…. It’s hot breeze.

Rocks falling can create a spark and start a fire…. Even lightening with those hot winds can start a fire.

Educate yourself Charley and stop showing your ignorance online….

Cool.

BlueRayDick:
When u say south u mean south-south abi? Cos I don’t know of any culture like that in the South-West o

[color=royalblue]It is a culture in the East.

But I don't think anybody is fattening anybody now.

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BlueRayDick:
We don’t have any special ritual you do as a woman before proceeding to ur husband’s house .

Once u don see man wey wan marry u, let him come with his family to see ur parent and then they discuss about the union of the two families by marriage .

Straight and simple .

[color=royalblue] There should be something.

It probably changed over time, just as the fattening room disappeared.

This is too straightforward for an African culture.[/color]

BlueRayDick:
We don’t have any special ritual you do as a woman before proceeding to ur husband’s house .

Once u don see man wey wan marry u, let him come with his family to see ur parent and then they discuss about the union of the two families by marriage .

Straight and simple .

Na the same everywhere in South Eastern Nigeria in those days but not anymore. The video you showed, there were 15 girls participating in the fattening room in the whole Okrika. It's just respecting an old tradition by a few handful. My grandmother did fattening room but the generation after her didn't.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] There should be something.

It probably changed over time, just as the fattening room disappeared.

This is too straightforward for an African culture.[/color]

I don’t think there is ; or maybe there is and I don’t know about it sha .

The only thing I know is that mothers advise their daughters on how to live peacefully with their husbands and be submissive

Ballzproblem2:
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I lie?

You know it's true and you are one of them

We dey know when uplanders come swimming pool. Dem go pack swimming pool like sardines and nobody will be swimming

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Lithium is the future. So these guys can do anything to secure their investment. The guy summarized everything.
There's a news report that the LA FIRE Service chief was more interested in promoting LGTVQ/Gay Rights, carry fire service trucks do gay party, dismiss firefighters who refused to take experimental vaccine, supply fire service equipments to Ukraine than protecting people from wildfire.

For context, up till 2024 (I'm talking few months ago), I relocated myself and family 👪 out of San Diego, California.

I'm not some stowaway trading punches with Kangaroos.

I also got my Chemical Engineering 3-letter advanced degree from the top Chemical engineering program in the world - on a FULL RIDE. Another context for where I've lived for years.

#MakeofThatWhatYouWill

Nazgul:
Have you forgotten that the same NNPC also has a stake in Dangote refinery?

A 7.2% stake on paper.

But in reality, they're rivals/competitors who have been throwing barbs at each other, and jostling for the lion share of the retail fuel market.

Besides APC would do anything to prove to Nigerians that they're working. Going through those replies you'll agree with me that most of them are paid APC supporters. We see them everyday on nairaland.

Still doesn't answer the question and you're turning logic on its head.

Why would APC as a party promote fuel from a rival Dangote Refinery over NNPC's which is "perceived" as Nigeria's commonwealth and run with tax payers money?

Make it make sense

Because I can't imagine someone coming online to claim he used 50 liters Dangote fuel to make 5 trips between Abuja and Lagos. Something is compelling him to make such claims.

I agree this particular claim is lamba. I suspect it's sarcasm and if it's not, it's paid PR by Dangote and not by the APC.

Then APC should stop dishing out lies to the public. Tinubu's administration cannot point out one policy that the masses are benefitting from. Just one. Go to Twitter and see the kind of propaganda going on there. If you're not living in Nigeria to know the real state of the economic situation, you might believe them and begin to think that they country is progressing. Since may 29th its been from one lie to the other. Light we don't have, yet we pay more, our roads are bad, insecurity, they added N50 charges for transactions above 10k which in turn made POS agents inceease their charges. now they're talking about increasing call tarrif. I can go on and on.

All governments engage in propaganda and dish out lies/half-truths to the public. It's not peculiar to this administration or our clime.

Again, its not APC dishing out the lies about Dangote fuel. It's Dangote PR or perhaps Obidients as someone has opined.

NELFUND is a policy that Nigerians have benefitted from and will continue to benefit from for years to come.

If you think about it dispassionately, increasing the network tarrif rates is the right call.

I do not like it because it's going to cost me more but I consider it necessary for the Telcos to be able to maintain their infrastructure, maintain their operations, attract investments and continue to be viable.

It's my right as a Nigerian to complain if things are bad because Tinubu lead a protest against Jonathan's administration and criticized him bitterly until he was voted out.

I never said you don't have the right to complain if you perceive things are bad.

Tinubu criticizing Jonathan and leading a protest and alliance of opposition parties to oust him was just "opposition politics", nothing more.

We said the same thing. You refuel twice. 2 tanks. The second refueling which you'll make in delta state would take you to your destination.

The last time I went to the east by road was in 2019. A muscle camry 2011. It was myself and 2 of my cousins making us 3 in the car. We were taking turns in driving until we arrived at our destination.

Not exactly the same thing.

From Lagos/Ibadan, a full tank takes me as far as that busy junction after the long winding and curving narrow roads that burst out into Enugu-AI Road.

If you're travelling from Lagos to the East and a full tank does not get you to Awka at least, then that vehicle fuel efficiency is ❌

Ibime:
I lie?

You know it's true and you are one of them

We dey know when uplanders come swimming pool. Dem go pack swimming pool like sardines and nobody will be swimming

rest with your agenda fraudubime, you are just jealous I had soft life I didn't have to fight for dokubo at an early age , perhaps this is why you are angry at me for not dwelling in community surrounded by water, which was probably your escape route.

Rest ijn.

Ballzproblem2:
I'm more riverine than you will ever be.

Ballzproblem2:
rest with your agenda fraudubime, you are just jealous I had soft life I didn't have to fight for dokubo at an early age , perhaps this is why you are angry at me for not dwelling in community surrounded by water, which was probably your escape route.

Rest ijn.

Na you claim say you riverine pass, na you still dey boast say you didn't grow up in community surrounded by water. Pick a side.

That's why I call you bloody immigrant. Rivers man wey never enter river.

I sure say even your baptism was by sprinkle like most of your Catholic immigrant kinsmen, instead of inside river. #Not-like-us

Ibime:


Na you claim say you riverine pass, na you still dey boast say you didn't grow up in community surrounded by water. Pick a side.

That's why I call you bloody immigrant. Rivers man wey never enter river.

I sure say even your baptism was by sprinkle like most of your Catholic immigrant kinsmen, instead of inside river. #Not-like-us

Na metaphor,no be literal river ,sorry say I trigger your PTSD .

BlueRayDick:

Omoh, I never hear this one before… culture plenty for Naija no be small🤐 pic.twitter.com/ymSdxAYkeT

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) January 10, 2025

Ibime do u know about this culture is Okirika land ?

Why is that First Lady looking like a transgender that didn’t finish transitioning

Ibime:
Na with bad mind I take finally book Burna Boy concert ticket in April because of my cousin wey dey claim say it's her birthday and I must take her. Normally I will think twice before paying for that ticket because Burna Boy no be Boyz II Men or Michael Jackson to be charging like that.

We(outsiders) are proud of her

BlueRayDick:
We don’t have any special ritual you do as a woman before proceeding to ur husband’s house .

Once u don see man wey wan marry u, let him come with his family to see ur parent and then they discuss about the union of the two families by marriage .

Straight and simple .

The south westerners do it but it’s not done these days anymore, My granny told Me she did and all of her friends back then

Israel is racist,they spit on black people .

I have seen Christians , Muslims, Filipino,druze, Ethiopian Jews

All fighting for IDF ,no discrimination ❤️.

Lagos-Calabar coastal highway has reached the border with Ogun State

Does anyone know if the lands around the highway are available for sale? They look like village lands that might still be available

One thing I know is even if Tinubu does not complete the road to Calabar, he will complete the Yoruba side and some of these lands might offer better commute to VI than from some parts of Mainland

https://www.nairaland.com/8313999/lagos-calabar-coastal-highway-construction-reaches

cc BlueRaydick and all Lagosians

They are dragging Janemena’a husband because she wore a skimpy outfit and was twerking in a club.

PDPGuy:
They are dragging Janemena’a husband because she wore a skimpy outfit and was twerking in a club.

Maybe na open marriage them they, all these online in-laws should rest and stop interfering in people's life
I saw a video Lola was rocking Terry apala during detty December, the husband has to interfere and called Terry to order🤣🤣
I guess she was drunk, people criticize Peter for not managing his wife drinking

Ibime:
Na with bad mind I take finally book Burna Boy concert ticket in April because of my cousin wey dey claim say it's her birthday and I must take her. Normally I will think twice before paying for that ticket because Burna Boy no be Boyz II Men or Michael Jackson to be charging like that.

Loool

iamoyindamola:
Maybe na open marriage them they, all these online in-laws should rest and stop interfering in people's life
I saw a video Lola was rocking Terry apala during detty December, the husband has to interfere and called Terry to order🤣🤣
I guess she was drunk, people criticize Peter for not managing his wife drinking

Peter no call anything to order bro. Na even Terry dey use style shift comot where Lola dey. Meanwhile, that drunk side of her na the one wey dey place on the low….leave alcohol out of the matter

PDPGuy:
They are dragging Janemena’a husband because she wore a skimpy outfit and was twerking in a club.

The husband na proper Simp. Na this kind rubbish dey happen when a man na more of a babe than a man.

Never make a ho….a house wife!

diggz:
Peter no call anything to order bro. Na even Terry dey use style shift comot where Lola dey. Meanwhile, that drunk side of her na the one wey dey place on the low….leave alcohol out of the matter

Doing those nonsense with open eyes is disrespecting the husband

iamoyindamola:
Doing those nonsense with open eyes is disrespecting the husband

Who tell you say she get respect for the husband before? I no believe that she is drunk nonsense. Why you go comot with your husband go over drink for outside to start with? Na 304 doings be that. Plus that her move that day clear say na something wey be on going matter on the low