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Or him dry cleaner

princeabdul:
Good luck to everyone trying to make Nigeria sane place.

Fisayo Soyombo done carry the witness go where him no know. Snitching against a major smuggler and gun runner is almost akin to signing your own death warrant

GloriousGbola:
How do they get CCP sample though?

Fenibeso will draw his blood while sleeping

diggz:
Bro, why do you think it was uncalled for? If he’s supporting 10 family members and friends, that number has likely doubled, and the amount he has to spend has quadrupled. Given that, how is he still able to come online and regurgitate the same lies that the policymakers of this government have been putting out consistently? By the way, I no ask anybody to come online to announce anything….that one no be my business!


To be clear, I never went personal with him. I asked that question to gauge his understanding of the situation on ground and his contributions to those feeling the impact of the terrible policies of this government. There was nothing personal in that. He didn’t take it personally either. Anyone currently feeling the impact of this government, directly or indirectly, would set aside party matters and not come online to promote the same government constantly.

It's all good bro

The CCP DNA challenge!

Everybody wey know CCP go dey try steal him hair, nails, jizz

Ibime:
It's all good bro

Greetings!

GloriousGbola:
The CCP DNA challenge!

Everybody wey know CCP go dey try steal him hair, nails, jizz

Looool

Never seen this kind of genocide before where the victims have hostages and armed militias

Ibime:
Fisayo Soyombo done carry the witness go where him no know. Snitching against a major smuggler and gun runner is almost akin to signing your own death warrant

They shot the guy and still axed his head .

I mentioned it the other day that what Fisayo was doing is very dangerous and may put him in serious danger . I don’t even know apart from him , he is putting others in serious danger as well

🙏🙏🙏

BlueRayDick:
They shot the guy and still axed his head .

I mentioned it the other day that what Fisayo was doing is very dangerous and may put him in serious danger . I don’t even know apart from him , he is putting others in serious danger as well

Them say bullet no enter so they axe him

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iamoyindamola:
Them say bullet no enter so they axe him

That are hired assassin niyen o

Raumdeuter the chief pro-gun advocate has not addressed the EFCC incident at Anambra since yesterday . I’m interested in his perspective on this matter .

I just read this evening that the homeowner who shot the EFCC guy dead is actually a Medical Doctor and not a Yahoo boy as falsely claimed by EFCC in their official statement yesterday .

So the EFCC guys jumped into the guy’s home wearing plain clothes , the medical doctor mistook them for robbers/kidnappers and gunned them down with a licensed gun belonging to his father .

BlueRayDick:
Raumdeuter the chief pro-gun advocate has not addressed the EFCC incident at Anambra since yesterday . I’m interested in his perspective on this matter .

I just read this evening that the homeowner who shot the EFCC guy dead is actually a Medical Doctor and not a Yahoo boy as falsely claimed by EFCC in their official statement yesterday .

So the EFCC guys jumped into the guy’s home wearing plain clothes , the medical doctor mistook them for robbers/kidnappers and gunned them down with a licensed gun belonging to his father .

It is long overdue.

These efcc thugs have finally bleeped around and found out

I hope the twitter mob comes out and pays for the doctors legal fees

This nonsense of breaking into people's houses in the dead of the night has gone on for too long.

No one else does this. Not the police, not NDLEA. Just efcc.

And for what? White collar criminals.

A sokoto native posted to enugu carrying a night raid in anambra if the story from SR is to be believed.

BlueRayDick:
Ramdeuter the chief pro-gun advocate has not addressed the EFCC incident at Anambra since yesterday . I’m interested in his perspective on this matter .

I just read this evening that the homeowner who shot the EFCC guy dead is actually a Medical Doctor and not a Yahoo boy as falsely claimed by EFCC in their official statement yesterday .

So the EFCC guys jumped into the guy’s home wearing plain clothes , the medical doctor mistook them for robbers/kidnappers and gunned them down with a licensed gun belonging to his father .

You think about it if the Medical doctor does not have guns at home that's how invaders whether EFCC, UGM, kidnappers will feast on him. Just imagine 2hat would have been his fate if he didn't have a gun and that of his family. Nigeria that doesn't even have any police line and you are at the mercies of thugs.

Like those men who were begging 1 million boys during lockdown

This is even a good advert why you need guns instead of waiting for non existent security agencies or reciting psalms

GloriousGbola:
It is long overdue.

These efcc thugs have finally bleeped around and found out

I hope the twitter mob comes out and pays for the doctors legal fees

This nonsense of breaking into people's houses in the dead of the night has gone on for too long.

No one else does this. Not the police, not NDLEA. Just efcc.

And for what? White collar criminals.

A sokoto native posted to enugu carrying a night raid in anambra if the story from SR is to be believed.

From all indications , the guy’s family is rich . They will definitely get some of the best criminal defence lawyers and the case will drag like mad.

I think the family of the dead EFCC guy should sue EFCC for being responsible for their son’s death . Shebi it’s the same EFCC that released statement last year that they have banned all night operations/night raid . Maybe they don’t even know the implication of some of those things .

By releasing that statement publicly , they were telling all members of the public that anybody claiming to be EFCC official and carrying out a night raid is definitely not their officer or carrying out such raid illegally . The medical doctor gunning him down was his way of treating them as criminals since their oga at the top already said they are banned from doing night raids .

If Nigeria was a country where things are done in the right way , then heads should roll within the agency . The ogas at the zones and state levels who sanctioned the raid in violation of the ban placed on night raids by the head of EFCC should be dismissed . They should use this case to reform the commission once and for all. How can officers be going rogue and then the commission will issue press statement still siding with those officers ?

raumdeuter:
You think about it if the Medical doctor does not have guns at home that's how invaders whether EFCC, UGM, kidnappers will feast on him

This is even a good advert why you need guns instead of waiting for non existent security agencies or reciting psalms

But a family’s breadwinner is dead no thanks to a citizen owning gun in his home 🤷‍♂️

BlueRayDick:
But a family’s breadwinner is dead no thanks to a citizen owning gun in his home 🤷‍♂️

Do you think it would have been better if the doctor was dead instead? Or if he didn't have a gun will thugs and UGM leave him alone

That breadwinner dead should have announced himself like a normal law enforcement not a UGM invader

BlueRayDick:
From all indications , the guy’s family is rich . They will definitely get some of the best criminal defence lawyers and the case will drag like mad.

I think the family of the dead EFCC guy should sue EFCC for being responsible for their son’s death . Shebi it’s the same EFCC that released statement last year that they have banned all night operations/night raid . Maybe they don’t even know the implication of some of those things .

By releasing that statement publicly , they were telling all members of the public that anybody claiming to be EFCC official and carrying out a night raid is definitely not their officer or carrying out such raid illegally . The medical doctor gunning him down was his way of treating them as criminals since their oga at the top already said they are banned from doing night raids .

If Nigeria was a country where things are done in the right way , then heads should roll within the agency . The ogas at the zones and state levels who sanctioned the raid in violation of the ban placed on night raids by the head of EFCC should be dismissed . They should use this case to reform the commission once and for all. How can officers be going rogue and then the commission will issue press statement still siding with those officers ?

https://www.nairaland.com/8321436/efcc-mourns-operative-salisu-sahabi

just look at the stupid statement they are putting out

Preliminary investigations showed that Ikechukwu was involved in coding and online medical supplies of doubtful legitimacy. Two laptops, ipads, several recording devices were recovered from his apartment and his involvement in internet fraud is already established. Though currently in police custody owing to the murderous dimension of his case, the Commission will surely bring him to trial.

GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8321436/efcc-mourns-operative-salisu-sahabi

just look at the stupid statement they are putting out

Shameless sec when did coding become a crime
Tech have evolve a lot, there’s a course I got in udemy last year using medical terminology to code

iamoyindamola:
Shameless sec when did coding become a crime
Tech have evolve a lot, there’s a course I got in udemy last year using medical terminology to code

if you read the article you will see they have effectively admitted they did not have any actual evidence before they went knocking on the man's door

they are trying to make up the evidence

if these illiterates were to sieze my computer they would also claim i am engaged in 'coding' and illicit purchases of 'engineering materials'

i hope this case is dragged in the public space and they are all disgraced and forced to leave this packaged misconduct

GloriousGbola:
if you read the article you will see they have effectively admitted they did not have any actual evidence before they went knocking on the man's door

they are trying to make up the evidence

if these illiterates were to sieze my computer they would also claim i am engaged in 'coding' and illicit purchases of 'engineering materials'

i hope this case is dragged in the public space and they are all disgraced and forced to leave this packaged misconduct

They are ashamed to admit it's a case of wrong profiling, they are embarrassing themselves at this stage
Currently they don't have a case of the guy have a licensed gun

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GloriousGbola:
https://www.nairaland.com/8321436/efcc-mourns-operative-salisu-sahabi

just look at the stupid statement they are putting out

Can u imagine .

So the Salisu guy died just for them to arrest a doctor who does coding as side hustle ? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

These people are just mad . While Bosun Tijani the minister for communication and digital economy is trying to have more youth trained in coding and other tech skills , these ones are arresting someone for using his laptop for coding .

EFCC na just anyhow organization . They seem to be duller than the police sef

BlueRayDick:
Can u imagine .

So the Salisu guy died just for them to arrest a doctor who does coding as side hustle ? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

These people are just mad . While Bosun Tijani the minister for communication and digital economy is trying to have more youth trained in coding and other tech skills , these ones are arresting someone for using his laptop for coding .

EFCC na just anyhow organization . They seem to be duller than the police sef

you know i have said before that this is one of yarduas trie legacies

once they chased nuhu ribadu out and put farida waziri inside - the transition of efcc was inevitable

now it is the top to bottom culture of the organization

incompetent, brutish arrogance

By the way RevFrEbuka has been caught in Yankee

GloriousGbola:
you know i have said before that this is one of yarduas trie legacies

once they chased nuhu ribadu out and put farida waziri inside - the transition of efcc was inevitable

now it is the top to bottom culture of the organization

incompetent, brutish arrogance

It’s just annoying , NDLEA and Police that arrest real dangerous criminals don’t even go about breaking people’s door gun blazing .

These EFCC people are the one who go about being estate security , raiding hotels and parking both guilty and innocent people .

The funny thing is most of the real yahoo boys get normally arrest , they usually free them after collecting their cars and emptying their account balance . A friend told me about his younger brother who is a yahoo boy and was arrested ; they collected his Lexus , laptop and emptied his account . After about two months of back and forth , the guy was released . Funny thing is the guy came out of EFCC net and became a more hardened Yahoo boy who now goes about with police escort and Hilux . I learnt he bought a car worth 125 million naira this last December .

So u see that the so called crime they are fighting sef , they are not really fighting it to curb the crime but to take out of the largesses of the primary criminals

BlueRayDick:
It’s just annoying , NDLEA and Police that arrest real dangerous criminals don’t even go about breaking people’s door gun blazing .

These EFCC people are the one who go about being estate security , raiding hotels and parking both guilty and innocent people .

The funny thing is most of the real yahoo boys get normally arrest , they usually free them after collecting their cars and emptying their account balance . A friend told me about his younger brother who is a yahoo boy and was arrested ; they collected his Lexus , laptop and emptied his account . After about two months of back and forth , the guy was released . Funny thing is the guy came out of EFCC net and became a more hardened Yahoo boy who now goes about with police escort and Hilux . I learnt he bought a car worth 125 million naira this last December .

So u see that the so called crime they are fighting sef , they are not really fighting it to curb the crime but to take out of the largesses of the primary criminals

you can see the picture of the dead officer

he is holding a late model iphone. can his salary pay for it? they are all playing the same game

shaking down yahoo boys. that is why they are doing raids in the dead of the night so there are no witnesses

GloriousGbola:
you can see the picture of the dead officer

he is holding a late model iphone. can his salary pay for it? they are all playing the same game

shaking down yahoo boys. that is why they are doing raids in the dead of the night so there are no witnesses

The funny thing is he would arrest a young guy for using the same iPhone his own salary can clearly not afford .

Nigeria is not a real place

BlueRayDick:
The funny thing is he would arrest a young guy for using the same iPhone his own salary can clearly not afford .

Nigeria is not a real place

Its to be expected....
EFCC and the Nigerian Police are siamese twins, both organisations run mad unchecked.

Everybody knows this.......both are decayed.
The Nigerian Custom Service is the Grand Daddy of them all.