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lanreabbey:
uduakkkkk now

Hehehhehe, finally we've entered page 3.

Today next chapter must drop COMPLETE...


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Phew, I managed to conquer my demons today and finish the chapter. I don't know the village people that deceived me to try cooking today, so I was preparing to cook while typing intermittently.


Guess what, my gas finished half way, I just jejely close the pot, comot go find food buy, no be me village people go see this night.


So much for trying to cook for the first time this year... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sorry I couldn't answer the comments individually, so make una no vex. Each and every one of the comments dey motivate me to type harder.....




Lanreabbey you can rest easy now. Na you motivate me pass.

Timothykesh I don show bro.

Twoclans sweetheart, anytime I see your comment, my heart dey skip two beats.

Dayleke I sight you brotherly..

Gunners160 I mount you senior man... Eze na werey boy.


Jahson19 I don show....


Thanks for all the likes and comments....

Enjoy y'all...


Still I ROCK....

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CHAPTER III
~SUGARMUMMIES~

Disclaimer; This chapter isn't suitable for adults, read with discretion.

It all began with a flash back.
One of my buddy came to my house and asked me to join in checking up a neighbor. I was wearing a basketball vest with shorts cause I wasn't planning on going to anywhere serious.

I paid no attention to their conversation cause it was in vernacular. Afterwards, my buddy asked me to walk him to his house which was the other street from mine.


Thinking he was going to pick up something and leave, I walked in to greet his folks when a strange scenery froze me halfway into the compound.

There was a traditional wedding ceremony happening, worse still, it was my buddy's kid sister. Even worse than ever, I was wearing house clothes looking so out of place.

Most eyes were on me cause the sitting arrangement allowed the well wishers to sit facing the gate.


When I unfroze, I heard my buddy waving me over. I took some undecisive steps before summoning courage and moved forward.
Instead of joining him, I went farthest to the back section and found myself a seat. The next question and voice I heard next to me froze me again for the untempt time.

"Why you go carry singlet and shorts come your friend sister's wedding?" A soft female voice with a hint of faint mockery asked me.


I turned swiftly but still maintained my steeze and smiled warmly. One of my super powers is the ability to run through tons of different emotions without my face changing from a sly smile.

It's like a tall cupboard in my head filled with emotions, I just discreetly open and close each drawer until I find what fits the aura.

"Long time no see ma'am. Don't mind this my guy, the fool didn't inform me, I just came to pick something with him when I jam occasion." I replied cheerfully.

She laughed too. I complimented her dressing and she blushed too and shook her head.
"No wonder Blessing never tire for you." She smacked back.



~PAUSE~

WHO IS BLESSING?

For fans of my other works, the name shouldn't sound too foreign but for first readers, I'll divulge a little.

Blessing and I actually never dated. It all started from a phone transaction between us, she was hooked but wasn't opportuned to ever meet me again until one jolly evening that turned sour.

This buddy of mine that his sister's wedding started this whole tale was the same person that called Blessing that day to come chill with me and him.
They weren't dating either but grew up together from childhood so she had always been on his 'To-Bleep List'.
He felt that day would be his lucky day....

Unfortunately, he got too drunk and started throwing up, even on the girl he invited.

During the menace that followed, Blessing managed to reconnect with me, I didn't recognize her as the person I made a phone transaction with. She made sure to collect my number while pouring bottles and bottles of water on my puking buddy.

The trio of us ended up in a hotel around midnight, we booked two rooms, one for my buddy, one for me, she wanted leaving but I convinced her to stay in my room so that she could check on my buddy during the night.


She almost too easily agreed, and after bickering for few hours, we finally stopped pretending and did what was on each other's mind and soul.

She told me afterwards that, she always wanted me in bed since the first time we met.

FATE IS REAL....


From there we graduated to steady Bleep buddies, my buddy was aware but there was nothing he could do anymore, he took the L like a real GEE.

Blessing knew I was in a serious relationship but that didn't deter her, she always booked and fufiled our sessions multiple times a week.

She matched my sexual energy second for second, most times leaving me so drained that my manhood wouldn't gain erection for two days or more.

She sometimes crossed the line to gain me for herself to no avail. I loved my role as a wing Man and no form of promotion would tempt me.

Blessing had something I liked but she kept strictly from me. All her friends were stunning beauties and as a mutual sex partner, I wanted her to spread the love but she spread only tales of our conquest amongst her friends but with a very strict warning; I was a no go area to them. I was strictly off limits.

Despite the warnings, any time we're hanging out with her friends, she'll keep watching over me like a mother Hen, if I stand, she stands.

That's enough leak for now...


~UNPAUSE~

I was still In a wedding ceremony and I had a jab to counter.

"Which Blessing you dey talk about, that one wey dey vex with me." I replied back with a weak smile.

"Haba, with the way she speaks about you? Una sef don dey get wahala too much." She poked again.


"Well, I keep telling you,and your squad, Blessing and I ain't dating, we're just frolicking around. Or do you want to claim that you don't know that she goes out with other guys? Am I the only one?" I fired back still smiling cunningly.


She laughed and shook her head. "Well, you're the only guy she's kept off limit from us so I know she likes you specially but you sef get your own for body despite how gentle and small you look."

I stared back with a blank look before she added, "When Blessing gist us how you beat her, we no gree say na the same Peter we know."


"Don't go there please, you and I knows that she deserved that ass whooping."

We laughed a little too loudly that a few folks turned with a scorn on their faces but we paid them no mind.

It was the first time Blessing's friend was alone next to me and I was feeling that spark so I brought out my cheerful demons and made her laugh on ends.

As the wedding drew to a close, I was at cross ends. I knew she was no go area for so many reasons that I'll divulge into soon but something was urging me to ask for her number.

I finally summoned courage to ask seconds just before she'll leave cause I had to stay behind to help organize the occasion ground littered with empty bottles, cans, disposable plates and spoons.

She mumbled that she waited so long for me to ask her for it and gladly swipe her number to my phone before I could change my mind. She mumbled some other words and swaggered away.

I froze looking at big YANSH!!!


Again I couldn't believe my luck.

WHY?

Let's start from the least fact; firstly, she was approximately ten years or more older than me. Amongst Blessing friends, she was the oldest and most matured, she was more like their 'Mama' in ladies terminology.

Secondly, she was a widow with three male kids. Blessing and I usually hung out with a single father that was dating her then. While Blessing and I would be cozing up feeding ourselves meat and drinks, the opposite figures would be cursing and trying to subdue each other for minutes on end.

She keep telling him, "don't you see Peter and Blessing? Don't you see how romantic and lovely they look? Single dose of romance no dey your body."


"Abeg comot your big breast from my front, you dey block TV." He retort back and another round of cussing would ensure.

That was the same woman that just collected my number while telling me that she liked my vibes and wouldn't mind meeting me once again.

Walahi!!! I couldn't believe my luck.


So I didn't believe it and forgot about calling her again.

SERIOUSLY!!!!
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~BACK TO PRESENT ~

As a bachelor with barely any female partner, I did my shopping myself.
Most times I take enough money to church and branch to the market afterwards to get groceries that would last me the whole week.


During my shopping, a familiar voice screamed my name with excitement. I turned in time to stylishly avoid her hug.
Don't get me wrong.i fully appreciate a full breasted woman hugging me chest to chest but I am not a fan of 'Public display of Affections. I prefer my hugs in doors away from preying eyes ____ and camera.


We hadn't seen since that Traditional wedding but this time, I was dressed in native and was looking like a serious human being, this made her drool even more openly.

"You look good, dude. Where have you been hiding all this while? It's been almost six months since we last saw. Why didn't you call me?" She fired so many questions that I almost started bending backwards like the villain in 'The Matrix'.



"My sim got spoilt. Naso I take loose all my contacts." I lied so swiftly that Angel Micheal immediately removed my name from the people that would receive Sunday blessings that day.

She swallowed all my tales as I quickly ended the conversation by asking for her number again. I smiled conspicuously as the name I stored her contact with flash on my phone screen. I had totally forgotten what I even stored her number as.

"What name should I store your number with?" I asked catching her off guard but she recovered in a second and covered her shock with a smile.

"So despite how long we've known ourselves, you don't even know my name? Hmm, I'm Grace."


I smiled even more broadly as millions of emotions ran through my brain, that name brought back so many bitter sweet memories. I erased the former name and entered the new one.


"All this bags, do you wanna organize your birthday?" She asked staring at my multiple black polyethylene bags.


"Hahaha, very funny. I like shopping once a week cause I hate markets so that's why I always buy in bulk if I have the funds." I replied.


"Ehen, so who would cook them for you?" She quipped.


"Who keh? I cook for myself, trust me, I'm a good cook." I bragged.

"Wonderful, I'll like to taste your food. Thankfully I have your number now, so I'll be looking forward to your invite to taste your food." She said cheerfully.

"If you're free today, I can invite you over later." My loose tongue spoke out of turn cause I swear my brain didn't ask it to spit those words.


"Hmm, I think I'll be free. Just call me, okay?"

"Yes Ma." I said smartly before waving her away before prying eyes got too engaged.


That afternoon I took time to prepare a sumptuous pot of Jollof rice. I even went to my favorite shop near my house to buy more spices I didn't purchase earlier.

The shop boy quickly handed me two cups of garri, two ties of fried groundnut, four ties of 'kwili-kwili' AKA 'Ground nut cake' and half tin cup of sugar before I'll even utter a word to him.


"What the fûçk are you doing?" I asked while struggling to hold back a belly dumpling laughter.

"Uncle na wetin you dey always come buy every day, na why my mother package am for one leather for you so that we no go stress ourselves when ever you come around." The little boy explained with a big smile on his face.


"All of una for una house dey mad, na me una turn 'Uncle Garri', this is see-finish of the highest order. But una no lie sha, na garri I dey come buy from this shop everyday cause una get my full combo." I replied back laughing hard.
"Anyway, give me spices please, add am inside the garri leather, I never take my daily dose."


Don't ask me if I'm a garri addict, FACE FRONT!!!


I pondered for minutes before I finally dialed Grace number, she picked at the second beep and was excited.


"Hope say no be poison you cook?" She fired at me.


"Yes, na why I call you so that we can chop together and die together." I fired back to her excitement.



My neighborhood was quite known so it didn't take her more than an hour to freshen up and arrive.

Before her arrival, like an excited puppy, I went around banging on each of my neighbours door informing them that my container would soon land.

Due to the fact that I barely had any female visitors since I moved in, everyone were in a frenzy as they camped out side waiting to call my tales bullshit.


"Ohhhhh Boooooyyyyyyyy Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh, La Ila Ilala. See one better container dey come down from bike. Shege Dan Boronuba, who get this big mama?" Abu screamed in disbelief.


"Shebi I tell you say my container dey land?" I fired back in hush tones cause Grace was already walking towards the compound.

"Oga Peter, Na Man You Be. Maximum respect Boss." Eze squatted in full respect on my supposed conquest.


SS was speaking in tongues mercilessly while shaking his head and staring lustfully at the well built machine walking towards us.

As a bad guy, I walked towards her and gave her a side hug(remember no PDA).

Abu immediately darted inside to continue peeping through his window while Eze stared with mouth wide open, taking in each details that would imprint a digital map in his brain.

SS joined me to welcome her. He was unreasonably nice but I didn't mind one bit, actually my heart was pounding so wildly that I almost died of tension, I still couldn't believe she actually came visiting.



Back in the safety of my room, I entertained her while she watched as I played 'Need for Speed Most Wanted'.

She complimented my cooking, I still blushed despite hearing it many times, I always have a blushing face for each compliment_it never runs out.


It was already getting late but Grace showed no signs of leaving, I tried asking about her children but she informed me that they were with their Uncle.

I needed no more cue so I dropped my game pad and slugged further on the bed where she sat.

Immediately I changed the line of discussion that the aura around us soon got heated up.
"Wanna experience what your friend is hiding for you?" I whispered into her ears as my warm breath and wet lips slide down her neck.

She immediately squirmed and turned face me before we kissed swiftly and stopped immediately, the next kiss went longer a couple of seconds, I used that opportunity to feel those boobs that I've been eyeing since the first day we met in a bar with Blessing.

Slowly and almost reluctantly, Grace pushed me away.

"Let's not do this, you're my friend's man." She said sadly.


"Straffing partner." I corrected with a weak smile cause I knew the moment had passed.


"No, it's not right." She replied.


"Yeah, it's alright. I'm sorry for putting you on the spot." I apologized and moved away, my stupid erection trying to cause a scene.

After we got over the moment and bickered for awhile, she asked to leave.
Before she mounted her transport, I asked if I could invite her over again, she nodded.

"What about tomorrow?" My loose out of tuned tongue asked. I almost chewed it with my teeth but luckily it still has a role to play in my mouth.

"I'll be free tomorrow evening." She replied to my amazement as her transport sped away.


I stood frozen for a moment staring into empty space. Wondering why somebody that just told me, 'we shouldn't be doing this', accept to visit me again the next day.


My neighbors were full of praise for me despite telling them that nothing occured between Grace and I, only the feat of pulling such a matured but stunning woman to the compound was legendary enough to buy my name into the book of fame.


"Peter your own na play, because of wetin I don see, I go shock una for this Compound." SS declared.

"What do you mean?" I puzzled.

"My container dey land from Benue state later this month, make I show you say me sef na strong man." He continued with a sly smile.

We almost didn't believe him but I was sure that what ever he had up his sleeves would have all of us drooling too.

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Evening couldn't come soon enough cause I knew that something good would happen and I was so prepared for it.


Grace picked immediately I called like she was waiting for it. She pleaded that she wanted to take her children for a sleepover before coming to my side.


My ears began tingling in wild ecstacy as I placed one and two together to derive a conclusion. I asked her to take her time as I stood up to fortify myself.


She arrived looking even more stunning a couple of hours later. I was gaming when she came in but immediately dumped the game pad without saving my latest level despite labouring to kill the mini Boss.

Well the mini Boss could wait, I had another mission to conquer and I was already in battle Royale mode.



I immediately knew that my night would go well when Grace asked for a change of clothes. I threw her a wrapper as she went to freshen up while I went to sort through my clothings to find what could fit her big size.

My most baggy shirt and shorts clinched her body tightly, I could not help my gaze upon her pointy nipples every chance I got while trying not look so shameless.

While she was in the bathroom, I had set the fan to it's highest and paused it from rotating, it faced the bed squarely, I made sure of that because I knew j had a battle to fight and failure wasn't an option.


I doused the tension by smoking and staring non chalantly at my TV screen while Grace ate behind me.


Using the same strategy as the first time with Blessing, we engaged in small talk into the night before I finally shut the hell up and made my move.


One second we were discussing about what I can't remember anymore, next second we were heavily kissing and trying to snatch the clothes off each other's body.

I felt like tearing her top off in desperation cause it was so tight fitting but then I remembered that it was my shirt, if I dare tear it.... Hmmm.

Unlock my second super power; Super endurance, adaptability and durability(for first timers ONLY).


Disclaimer; this is NOT a self Advert.
If a lady tells me that she's capable of pulling through 6 rounds of hardcore sex just to get satisfied. I gladly take her up on her challenge, I never back down until she taps out.

BUT....

It only happens the first time. Don't get me wrong, I don't dump my ladies immediately afterwards or avoid them except otherwise. Instead I drastically cut down the time duration of each of our sexual sessions.

If I went four rounds the last time we had sex, I'll barely finish one round and I'm done. That stunt always leaves them confused but satisfied.

When I was still upcoming but fully sexually active, I could pound for snuggle for hours on ends cause it was my God's given duty on earth to bring any woman I had intercourse with to her orgasm.
I was tired of some women always complaining that they've never experienced the peak of sexual pleasure so I always ensure that any one I meet must have a new tale to tell, atleast that is my own quota in making humanity a better place.

But when I started getting more matured I had to adapt or burn out quickly.
So in order to still keep enough gas in my tank for my future wife (if I ever would have one), I restrategized by using my first sexual encounter with a new partner as a learning process.

No matter how long it takes, I'll figure out how best to make her climax atleast once and then it's game on.
To minimize strength, I combine all strategies into the first and make sure my opponent is already gasping for breath or tapping out sometimes even before I mount her like a stallion.

My strategy has proven both effective and addictive. Effective for me and addictive for them, like a heroin addict that gets just a little drip of that deadly poison, enough to satisfy them but even more frustrating to know that they can't get more even though a full rod is still dangling in front of them.

As a good guy, occasionally, I'll unlock that inner tiger and treat them to multiple sessions, enough to reaffirm their believe say, 'NA MAN WEY I BE!!!!'



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"Baby where have you been all this while? Why did I not meet you when I was way more younger?" Grace whispered into my ears as she tried to stop her legs from trembling after the third straight round, it was the first time we paused since we started round one.


"Because when you were younger, I would have been in Junior secondary school by then." I replied cheerfully as we shared a laugh.


"I swear I understand Blessing better now, if any of her friends dare taste you, they wouldn't mind to fight Blessing for you." She said after awhile.

I sighed as reply as I snuggled near her breast as I soon drifted off into the most satisfying sleep I ever had in a while.


The next morning, after Grace left, all my neighbors ran to my room to hear the juicy tales.
Of course, I don't kiss and tell, so I told them nothing, kicked them off my room and went back to bed.

This time I drifted into a more satisfying sleep. Nothing beats sleeping alone in a bed where you can roll from one edge to another without obstruction.

Welcome to my world....
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Few weeks later.....

Coachy was in my house cause he had access to my spare key. Arriving my compound I noticed a couple more motor bikes than usual, so I suspected that one of my neighbors had visitors.


The familiar aroma of Loud wrapped through my nostrils even before I walked into the compound.

I noticed about four guys and a lady seated in a circle just up ahead SS door, they were all smoking Loud.

I recognize two of the guys as SS friends, I shook the four guys and lady_ehem, woman.

She was far older than all the guys, if I'm wasn't mistaken, she could even birth a couple of the guys if she got pregnant at 15.

Did I say pregnant, Yes and No.


That was what got me staring at her for a second longer, I couldn't make out if she had a beer induced protruding belly or she was carrying a child. I wondered why a pregnant woman would sit with younger boys to smoke Loud.

My loose thoughts process wasn't making sense and SS was nowhere in sight so I gently walked to my room.


"You see that SS sugar mummy outside ba?" Coachy said as soon as we exchanged pleasantries.


"Waaaaaiiiiitttttt Whaaaaaaat!!!" I screamed as my eyes and mouth opened as wide as possible.

I immediately ran back outside to take another look..........

Ride on boss
Make una still day teach us wey nor get game how to bring container to orgasm na

Therock5555:
Omor my post was too long that NL wouldn't allow me post at once, very werey outdated platform.

Enjoy once again.

See y'all in page 4 if y'all are serious for a new chapter.😁😁😁😁

Still I ROCK

Nice one.

Omo all the grace wey you dey everly run dey everly carry mad packaging

LOL

uduak my guy and always feeling he can satisfy most women sexually .

Ok ohhhhhh we await the next chapter .

Twoclans:
LOL

uduak my guy and always feeling he can satisfy most women sexually .

Ok ohhhhhh we await the next chapter .

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Apart from girls wey I disflower, I never see one person wey complain after jamming me for the first time.

You can complain other times but no first time complainant.

I have almost 2 decades of sexual experience, tell me wetin I never see yet?


Na now i don give my life to Christ 😁😁😁

Timothykesh13:
Ride on boss
Make una still day teach us wey nor get game how to bring container to orgasm na

If you no get game, get money and all other things shall be added to you...

🤣

Sulele04:
Omo all the grace wey you dey everly run dey everly carry mad packaging

Guy na my 'Blessings' dey make sense pass, if I show you my contacts stored with Blessing, you go weak like seven days.

The worse part, none of the Blessings are a blessing, na them dey torment me pass.

Make I mark register first

Therock5555:
Guy na my 'Blessings' dey make sense pass, if I show you my contacts stored with Blessing, you go weak like seven days.

The worse part, none of the Blessings are a blessing, na them dey torment me pass.

Fairs.
Blessings in the body but not in peace of mind.
Can't have it all.

Nice one

Uduak The Rider... Ride On Baba

lanreabbey:
Uduak The Rider... Ride On Baba

Una no gree buy fuel give me😊

Therock5555:
Una no gree buy fuel give me😊

Nobody dey use fuel these days 😀

Carndidlaydid:
Nobody dey use fuel these days 😀

Wetin people come dey use?😊

As a good guy, lemme activate next page myself 😁😉

I've been typing the next chapter for the past one week, na today I saw I must arrange my 🧠

And BTW I dey simp for carndidlaydid as twoclans no gree dey single

I been say make I try one Gen-z, then I realized why I supposed dey my lane.

See me dey dance with girl for middle of street, shame catch my papa.

Lemme continue with my matured mamas abeg, I don't have strength to shout.

Omor shebi this page dey whine me Ni?

Any way sha, I dey watch Manchester United with one eye this days, Almiron dey try but the win 1, lose 3 streak don do me.


I dey avoid shop cause the girl na mumu Chelsea fan, naso she go dey yab me like donkey, shebi I carry my money go different shop😁😁

🧐🧐🧐🧐🤔🤔🤔🤔

I don dey lose my patience oh...

Make I use the rope wey Delila take tie Samson on my patience, maybe e go stand strong like davido choir

Carry on brother. We dey your back.

Therock5555:
And BTW I dey simp for carndidlaydid as twoclans no gree dey single

LOL

Therock overtaking is allowed