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Afolue:
🤣 aswear e go take years…

jamesversion:
This is one of my biggest fears with women passing the night in my house.

What if something happens, you then start explaining?

As in I dey reason how you go enter police station.

What would be your first word:

"Ermmm officer - i am here to report an incident"

Officer - what is the incident?

You..... Ermmm my girl friend is no longer breathing in my bedroom.

Hmmm..... So you came to confess to a murder?

Don't feel discouraged
Shits like this only happens once in every 1,000,000 dates

[quote author= post=134011529]Your Girlfriend Will Not Die In Your House 🙏[/quote]Amen 🙏. The man will be going through a lot.

It is good for us all to go for medical checkup regularly and be sure of where and what we eat. May ya gf or bf never die in your house

calabaman:
Always told single guys.

Ensure your girlfriend is in sound health before spending the night in your house.

E get why!!!!

This thing almost do me - imagine your girl friend having seizure, and saying she is seeing her late brother. (I tell am if na play stop am)

Fear catch me that night, I enter road begin find open pharmacy.

I warn am ....."don't ever visit my house, when sick"

I later marry the same lady sha 😁

You started with a joke and ended "serious"

Elusive001:
Stop premarital sex.

It is evil. Imagine if the man had not engaged in it. The lady may not have had any need to sleepover at his house.

It's not about that. It could be that she has underlying health issues

As a youth I just want to say I just escaped scenarios like this. Now that I'm grown up and more matured I can't ever try such .

Jennyclay:
Another ritualist animal at it again

That girl wasn’t experiencing any nonsense stomach pain. He raped and strangled the girl to death .
That’s what these useless men are capable of doing. I can never trust you Nigerian men.

Biko, the animal should be locked up.

May God help us!!

Lol 😂 ! Another angle to look at it from! I support your hypothesis.

Joybeau:
Madam, easy o. How sure are you with your claims. The news reported the lady was having stomach pain prior to her passing and you confidently asserting she was raped and murdered.

he should have rushed her to the hospital or even pharmacy, rather he watched her die .

As for me, I can’t trust you evil men!!!

calabaman:
Always told single guys.

Ensure your girlfriend is in sound health before spending the night in your house.

E get why!!!!

This thing almost do me - imagine your girl friend having seizure, and saying she is seeing her late brother. (I tell am if na play stop am)

Fear catch me that night, I enter road begin find open pharmacy.

I warn am ....."don't ever visit my house, when sick"

I later marry the same lady sha 😁

👍

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Chai, e go be am like make Dem press rewind.
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Savedday2:
Oh 9ja girls! See how 9ja girls dey put guy man in trouble. Can't she die in her huz?

Truly, 9ja girls are very useless and evil. All of them.

Baba u r back ....wow keep preaching the gospel

If the fear of something like this will make you all to stop premarital and extramarital sex.
Good.

calabaman:
Go and sin no more.

Imagine if you no sabi CPR...

Your own for don finish.

If I didn't join Red Cross for uni , where I learnt Basic life support hmmm by now I don't know where I for dey .

Jennyclay:
Another ritualist animal at it again

That girl wasn’t experiencing any nonsense stomach pain. He raped and strangled the girl to death .
That’s what these useless men are capable of doing. I can never trust you Nigerian men.

Biko, the animal should be locked up.

May God help us!!

Normally your papa na bastard. If your papa nor rape your whoring mother, you for nor dey here dey sun your foolishness.

O ti do pa. Oloko eshin. O ti do omo olomo pa si ile e

Get a cctv in your house. Very useful.

BABANGBALI:
O ti do pa. Oloko eshin. O ti do omo olomo pa si ile e

Where you there?

RED O!!!

MatrixCircle:
If I didn't join Red Cross for uni , where I learnt Basic life support hmmm by now I don't know where I for dey .

Na only autopsy fit save this guy o chai

[quote author= post=134011529]Your Girlfriend Will Not Die In Your House 🙏[/quote]Na prayer be dis or what

BABANGBALI:
O ti do pa. Oloko eshin. O ti do omo olomo pa si ile e

Se ori oko re ri

calabaman:
Always told single guys.

Ensure your girlfriend is in sound health before spending the night in your house.

E get why!!!!

This thing almost do me - imagine your girl friend having seizure, and saying she is seeing her late brother. (I tell am if na play stop am)

Fear catch me that night, I enter road begin find open pharmacy.

I warn am ....."don't ever visit my house, when sick"

I later marry the same lady sha 😁

Anybody can die anytime ...

No be by sound health

If a guy is dating a lady he should be accepted in the lady house too

"The deputy commander, however, urged members of the public who have further information regarding the incident to assist by coming forward."... pass the case to the police and let an autopsy be done on the corpse to determine the cause of death. what information do you need?

Hahahahaha Funny piece

calabaman:
Always told single guys.

Ensure your girlfriend is in sound health before spending the night in your house.

E get why!!!!

This thing almost do me - imagine your girl friend having seizure, and saying she is seeing her late brother. (I tell am if na play stop am)

Fear catch me that night, I enter road begin find open pharmacy.

I warn am ....."don't ever visit my house, when sick"

I later marry the same lady sha 😁

Vixenn:
Your comments used to be funny and cruise years ago.

…but it’s 2025 and you’re still stupid(?)🤦🏼‍♀️

A very stupid imbecil"ic idiot I am a Lady too but must she always be daft?

Common autopsy will solve this case it's that simple

[quote author= post=134011529]Your Girlfriend Will Not Die In Your House 🙏[/quote]Amen o

[quote author= post=134011529]Your Girlfriend Will Not Die In Your House 🙏[/quote]Amen🙏