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Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by froxydydx: 8:23pm On Feb 20, 2025
Nnn
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by simpleseyi: 8:23pm On Feb 20, 2025
NGArmyTerrorist:
Our enemies fighting themselves 😂
This one na illiterate. No be joke be that?
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by franchasng: 8:23pm On Feb 20, 2025
Yoruba lo kan cheesy
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Risingblue008(m): 8:25pm On Feb 20, 2025
Got beef

By snoop dogg
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by LeeSmart: 8:26pm On Feb 20, 2025
Racoon:
Ehen! So this was an in-house power and ego fight? How can the DSS director being saying this kind of shitty thing? So no administrative protocols or it is the usual lawlessness as with the government?
Be careful bro
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Dididrumz(m): 8:26pm On Feb 20, 2025
jmoore:
Na joke na. DSS can't stop anyone from getting Visa to travel outside Nigeria.
Wrong.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Okortor: 8:27pm On Feb 20, 2025
Don't joke with UNDER COVER AGENTS......
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by santaclaws: 8:30pm On Feb 20, 2025
femisplash:
I feel like the DSS Boss is cracking but facting. He must have pulled off the payback. These undercovers are pretty slick at what they do. While the rumors flying over the media could not put the pieces of the puzzle together but I think this explains it better.
Relax...
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Babangidapikin: 8:31pm On Feb 20, 2025
Maybe it's a red flag for the top shots to be outside the country, especially important strategic top shots in the military circle. DSS no go fit dey do their monitoring spirit duties. They should have just contacted their senior colleagues the NIA to continue were they stopped
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Blazetrailer:
Lol....conjectures of a simpleton.

These are two brainless jesters who found themselves innm positions usually reserved for the most cerebral people in other climes

The CDS was denied the a because he was not invited...chikena! The DSS does not have the temerity nor the capability to udermine the head of a sister security set up in Nigeria. It have grevious implications.




femisplash:
I feel like the DSS Boss is cracking but facting. He must have pulled off the payback. These undercovers are pretty slick at what they do. While the rumors flying over the media could not put the pieces of the puzzle together but I think this explains it better.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by MichaelSokoto(m): 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2025
Nonsense!
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Mathewrichard99: 8:36pm On Feb 20, 2025
Useless jokes by a useless man to a Useless CDS over a Useless visa application .
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 8:37pm On Feb 20, 2025
No wonder, Canadian Ambassador maintained silence.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 8:42pm On Feb 20, 2025
Blazetrailer:
Lol....conjectures of a simpleton.

These are two brainless jesters who found themselves innm positions usually reserved for the most cerebral people in other climes

The CDS was denied the a because hebwas not invited...chikena! The DSS does not have the temerity nor the capability tonudermine the leader of a sister security set up in Nigeria. It have grevious implications.
See this dull boy, if he wasn't invited, then who was?. Was the invitation not to the military which is under him and he must have approved?.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 8:43pm On Feb 20, 2025
Mathewrichard99:
Useless jokes by a useless man to a Useless CDS over a Useless visa application .
But not as useless as your father.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Blazetrailer: 8:51pm On Feb 20, 2025
You are a semi literate. Let me help you.

1. The organisers of the Invictus games requested for Nigeria to send a contigent of 23 participants to ymthe events and specifically stated that they wanted the injured/handicapped veterans.

2. The request of course came via the MOD. The CDS and other senior officers saw this as an opportunity to junket around the world and to make money via estacodes. They smuggled their names into the list

3. Canadian embassy was strict and followed the invitation request

In bureacracy and establishments , the fact that you approve something does not automatically make you a beneficiary of such a thing. They often invite Nigerian NDA cadets to various military trainings in other academies abroad, it must pass through the Ministry of Defence and the Chief of Defence staff's tables. Does that make him qualify to go for all those junior officers training too? Abeg borrow yourself brain




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Putindbutt:
See this dull boy, if he wasn't invited, then who was?. Was the invitation not to the military which is under him and he must have approved?.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Nelochukwu: 8:54pm On Feb 20, 2025
femisplash:
I feel like the DSS Boss is cracking but facting. He must have pulled off the payback. These undercovers are pretty slick at what they do. While the rumors flying over the media could not put the pieces of the puzzle together but I think this explains it better.
Come on bro. Its just a joke haba grin
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 8:59pm On Feb 20, 2025
Blazetrailer:
You are a semi literate. Let me help you.

1. The organisers of the Invictus games requested for Nigeria to send a contigent of 23 participants to ymthe events and specifically stated that they wanted the injured/handicapped veterans.

2. The request of course came via the MOD. The CDS and other senior officers saw this as an opportunity to junket around the world and to make money via estacodes

3. Canadian embassy was strict and followed the invitation request

In bureacracy and establishments , the fact that you approve something does not automatically make you a beneficiary of such a thing. They often invite Nigerian NDA cadets to various military trainings in other academies abroad, it must pass through the Ministry of Defence and the Chief of Defence staff's tables. Does that make him qualify to go for all those junior officers training too? Abeg borrow yourself brain




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I repeat, you're a dull boy. The participants are under the CDS, if he didn't approve, nothing anyone can do. The Invictus games has special invite for senior military officers, this was not the first Nigeria Army will participate with senior officers in attendance. Nigeria hosted the games last year and we saw senior military officers from other countries in attendance. It is not out of place for CDS to go. There's no better explanation than what the DSS Boss has given. Canada will never deny our CDS on any ground than at the request of the DSS.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 9:00pm On Feb 20, 2025
Nelochukwu:
Come on bro. Its just a joke haba grin
You dey play with DSS
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by blowjohn(m): 9:04pm On Feb 20, 2025
Hmm.
Strange tales....

Funnily weird..

Fact or fiction or joke?
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by ADEGUNWA01: 9:07pm On Feb 20, 2025
Babangidapikin:
Maybe it's a red flag for the top shots to be outside the country, especially important strategic top shots in the military circle. DSS no go fit dey do their monitoring spirit duties. They should have just contacted their senior colleagues the NIA to continue were they stopped
NIA is not Snr to DSS, if u look at their core mandate the DSS has more duty than the NIA. DSS and NIA both are intelligence Community
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by viodemus: 9:11pm On Feb 20, 2025
See coward, he wan dey claim intelligence reach. He is nothing but a tribalist agent.


He too, should be blacklisted for traveling.


As for the denied, he is just a useless minority. A useless covert caliphate, that Canada have known about. He is a fraud that is one of the elements diverting the money that Christian nations give Nigeria to fight terrorism.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Tradepunter2: 9:15pm On Feb 20, 2025
jmoore:
Na joke na. DSS can't stop anyone from getting Visa to travel outside Nigeria.
Hahaah he's just cracking joke....
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Blazetrailer: 9:15pm On Feb 20, 2025
Lol.......I have now read enough to note that I was generous in my earlier assumption that you were just not knowledgeable enough about things hence i labelled you semi literate, but now I can see that you are even daft and imbecillic

If all of them were under the CDS, was he invited? It is as stupid as saying if they invited Nigerian Army nurses to a course in infectious treatment abroad but because they come under the chief of defence staff, he too can attend the course and the country inviting must grant him a visa.....you be mumu

So if he was invited, why ans how coukd they have denied him??.....hoping you are not buffoonic enough to think that the Canadian government has an agenda against Nigeria......hence he was denied.

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Putindbutt:
I repeat, you're a dull boy. The participants are under the CDS, if he didn't approve, nothing anyone can do. The Invictus games has special invite for senior military officers, this was not the first Nigeria Army will participate with senior officers in attendance. Nigeria hosted the games last year and we saw senior military officers from other countries in attendance. It is not out of place for CDS to go. There's no better explanation than what the DSS Boss has given. Canada will never deny our CDS on any ground than at the request of the DSS.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by SmartyPants(m): 9:17pm On Feb 20, 2025
The one thing I can take away from this thread is that the level of stupidity in this country is dangerously high.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Nelochukwu: 9:18pm On Feb 20, 2025
Putindbutt:
You dey play with DSS
I know but this is a joke. He would never have said it if it was true. And did u hear d reason? So d CDS will attend the meet huh Come on bro. Na joke
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by NGArmyTerrorist: 9:24pm On Feb 20, 2025
simpleseyi:
This one na illiterate. No be joke be that?
Fou furieux, Ikpunnegi, iti, mbe, zuzu, nyoo. I believe you are referring to your father but it doesn't look as if you got one; bastaed!
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 9:25pm On Feb 20, 2025
Blazetrailer:
Lol.......I have now read enough to note that I was generous in my earlier assumption that you were just not knowledgeable enough about things hence i labelled you semi literate, but now I can see that you are even daft and imbecillic

If all of them were under the CDS, was he invited? It is as stupid as saying if they invited Nigerian Army nurses to a course in infectious treatment abroad but because they come under the chief of defence staff, he too can attend the course and the country inviting must grant him a visa.....you be mumu

So if he was invited, why ans how coukd they have denied him??.....hoping you are not buffoonic enough to think that the Canadian government has an agenda against Nigeria......hence he was denied.

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“When we invited you for this programme to be the chairman, you now decided to go and apply for a Canadian visa.
Stop talking like a retard, DSS can refused traveling. It's their prerogative.
clearance for a President.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by NGArmyTerrorist: 9:25pm On Feb 20, 2025
Coldspice:
You must be from the Monday imprisonment region.

Naturally daft beings.
Bastaed , from skull minining region
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Heffalump(m): 9:27pm On Feb 20, 2025
Ronus are happy everywhere because Ajayi has proven some braveness, according to their small brain.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by NGArmyTerrorist: 9:28pm On Feb 20, 2025
Cowardigbos:
Very easy to spot POnus!!! They lack basic things like wisdom and understanding grin cheesy

Sneaky ass
bastaed, face the topic; attention seeking Smiggle!
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Xpol: 9:29pm On Feb 20, 2025
See illiteracy publicly showing in the comments.

Shaking my head, it's a pity when the youths who are the leaders of tomorrow no get brain then the country no get future be that 😂
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