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Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 9:29pm On Feb 20, 2025
Nelochukwu:
I know but this is a joke. He would never have said it if it was true. And did u hear d reason? So d CDS will attend the meet huh Come on bro. Na joke
So, you don't know you can use a joke to pass a message?. The CDS was hearing it for the first time at the event.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by MatrixCircle: 9:32pm On Feb 20, 2025
They didn't fill his application form well. Otherwise his visa would have been granted.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Mathewrichard99: 9:33pm On Feb 20, 2025
You know your lousy mother met your drunk useless father while she was actively doing Olosho kobo kobo along that express road, then your father was a gateman at that mechanic workshop closer to your primary school. Your father was like a loose dog mating with anything that has a hole.....that's why you have useless brothers and sisters all over the communities. More reason your life and your future will never be fruitful.....So sorry for you and your miserable generation........




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Putindbutt:
But not as useless as your father.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Blazetrailer:
lol... this was why I changed my initial assumption of you at the beginning from "semi-literate" to a "buffoon".

A semi literate believes anything he reads, without allowing his brain to do a validity and reasonability check. A buffoon just does not have capacity to think, naturally.

Your buffoonery assumed that the DSS is consulted by the embassies when they want to make a decision on who to let into their country or out of, right?

The daftness in your brain made you accept, hook, line and sinker, that the DSS can undermine the CDS by writing to the Canadian embassy not to grant him a visa because they wanted him to attend their function?? You are too simplistic to understand the implication of such on the security architecture of any country....you are just too dumb to connect that.

The disease in your brain did not allow you to think that if the President wanted to exercise his prerogative over one of his appointees, he could do that directly by telling the CDS to remain in the country commandingly, rather than use a con man means of going through the DSS to covertly connive with the Canadian government to do that??...and you think the Canadian government will waste their resources to engage in that stupidityhuh

your case is hopeless!!!



Putindbutt:
Stop talking like a retard, DSS can refused traveling. It's their prerogative.
clearance for a President.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Blazetrailer: 10:01pm On Feb 20, 2025
grin grin grin grin grin

this dude below must be one mentally retarded fellow.....


Putindbutt:
So, you don't know you can use a joke to pass a message?. The CDS was hearing it for the first time at the event.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Nelochukwu: 10:16pm On Feb 20, 2025
Putindbutt:
So, you don't know you can use a joke to pass a message?. The CDS was hearing it for the first time at the event.
I know but u don't use a joke for high security matter like that if it were tru. He would never mention it. Iz a joke bro if you had read that article then ull know iz an honest joke. D DSS won't compromise the nation CDS before a foreign nation so as to cause visa denial. Under what ground? Won't it be like Nigeria fighting itself. It's a joke
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Kewekubosineh: 10:25pm On Feb 20, 2025
jmoore:
Na joke na. DSS can't stop anyone from getting Visa to travel outside Nigeria.
Not a joke.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Kewekubosineh: 10:30pm On Feb 20, 2025
simpleseyi:
That was just a joke nah!! Abi the Cable News is mad no? Which werey reporter wrote this nonsense? Make my joys go carry him Mama fir house, even if he dey for Moon. No be today we don dey abduct stubborn goats from Kenya, UK, US, e.t.c.
It's not a joke. Bu
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by iykololo(m): 11:32pm On Feb 20, 2025
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by franvincoop: 11:49pm On Feb 20, 2025
Bros u get energy ohh, I no fit lie 4 you because to explain to person wey believe say 1+1=11 say 1+1=2, no be small energy ohh. Hmmm...... Dey like na fried plantains and beans u chop dis evening.
See, when the immigrant whites were exterminating the native Indian population in colonial USA, they knew the native Indians were savages and very dangerous but above all, their greatest fear were the half breeds or mullatos, white/Indian who were far more deadly and dangerous.
Moral of the story, its far better to engage with a stark illiterate than a semi illiterate and when it comes to literacy, none is better than half bread.
Imagine correcting someone who learnt English language from NollywoodTV.
Got it?


Blazetrailer:
lol... this was why I changed my initial assumption of you at the beginning from "semi-literate" to a "buffoon".

A semi literate believes anything he reads, without allowing his brain to do a validity and reasonability check. A buffoon just does not have capacity to think, naturally.

Your buffoonery assumed that the DSS is consulted by the embassies when they want to make a decision on who to let into their country or out of, right?

The daftness in your brain made you accept, hook, line and sinker, that the DSS can undermine the CDS by writing to the Canadian embassy not to grant him a visa because they wanted him to attend their function?? You are too simplistic to understand the implication of such on the security architecture of any country....you are just too dumb to connect that.

The disease in your brain did not allow you to think that if the President wanted to exercise his prerogative over one of his appointees, he could do that directly by telling the CDS to remain in the country directly, rather than use a con man means of going through the DSS to covertly connive with the Canadian government to do that??...and you think the Canadian government will waste their resources to engage in that stupidityhuh

your case is hopeless!!!
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by ATTAH012(m): 11:50pm On Feb 20, 2025
Chai,, jus imagine... in the nxt 5 year coming,, they we see Nigeria armforce as boy scout n boys brigade.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by NewDea4: 1:17am On Feb 21, 2025
femisplash:
I feel like the DSS Boss is cracking but facting. He must have pulled off the payback. These undercovers are pretty slick at what they do. While the rumors flying over the media could not put the pieces of the puzzle together but I think this explains it better.
This is prime foolishness, i.e. idiot talk
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Pappyjim: 4:30am On Feb 21, 2025
My brother they can;
They operate like a top chess game player.
They read all your specs and know where they can checkmate you! Cheers

Na joke na. DSS can't stop anyone from getting Visa to travel outside Nigeria.[/quote]
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by orisa37: 4:48am On Feb 21, 2025
That Joke was bokoharamish and conptemptuous.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Jungleluv5: 5:30am On Feb 21, 2025
jmoore:
Na joke na. DSS can't stop anyone from getting Visa to travel outside Nigeria.
OK you try them and you will know that khaki no be leather mumu
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Alliswell248: 9:13am On Feb 21, 2025
NGArmyTerrorist:
Our enemies fighting themselves 😂
Your enemies are those producing fake drugs , fake fanta, fake milk, fake spare parts.

These ones are kpaiing the Boko boys
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by OBA2503: 9:41am On Feb 21, 2025
Me i no like DSS.
Most of them na psycho.
The way dem dey think different from our own.
Always one step ahead.
They can still do more to curtail the current insecurity in the country though.
We need more patriotic, upright and committed men for this job.
If i come another life, perhaps I go be DSS and my tag go be 007.
Kudos to Nigeria's secret service. If they want to get a job done, forget it.....it is done!
But, nowadays DSS for naija are secret billionaires.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by NGArmyTerrorist: 12:32pm On Feb 21, 2025
Alliswell248:
Your enemies are those producing fake drugs , fake fanta, fake milk, fake spare parts.

These ones are kpaiing the Boko boys
Close that your borehole mouth
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Putindbutt(m): 12:44pm On Feb 21, 2025
Blazetrailer:
lol... this was why I changed my initial assumption of you at the beginning from "semi-literate" to a "buffoon".

A semi literate believes anything he reads, without allowing his brain to do a validity and reasonability check. A buffoon just does not have capacity to think, naturally.

Your buffoonery assumed that the DSS is consulted by the embassies when they want to make a decision on who to let into their country or out of, right?

The daftness in your brain made you accept, hook, line and sinker, that the DSS can undermine the CDS by writing to the Canadian embassy not to grant him a visa because they wanted him to attend their function?? You are too simplistic to understand the implication of such on the security architecture of any country....you are just too dumb to connect that.

The disease in your brain did not allow you to think that if the President wanted to exercise his prerogative over one of his appointees, he could do that directly by telling the CDS to remain in the country commandingly, rather than use a con man means of going through the DSS to covertly connive with the Canadian government to do that??...and you think the Canadian government will waste their resources to engage in that stupidityhuh

your case is hopeless!!!
I repeat, you're a dull boy, your IQ is lower than a toad's. And who mentioned the President here?. Your head is empty.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Blazetrailer: 4:33pm On Feb 21, 2025
Lol....sorry, are you dyslexic?
I asked the above bevause i actually dont mock people that are naturally handicapped mentally....it is like mocking the disabled.

So if you are, my apologies. Because only someone with severe dyslexia will forget so suddenly he mentioned Presidency in his chat juts a few posts below.

Sorry, bro....i dont mock mentally retarded peope. I now know your mental state....apologies once again.


Putindbutt:
I repeat, you're a dull boy, your IQ is lower than a toad's. And who mentioned the President here?. Your head is empty.
Re: CDS was denied Canadian visa because he underrated me, jokes DSS DG by Alliswell248: 8:32pm On Feb 21, 2025
NGArmyTerrorist:
Close that your borehole mouth
The truth is bitter.
You hate anyone speaking the truth.
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