₦airaland Forum

Nigeria to me is summed up in one sentence. Never cry at a funeral, never laugh at a wedding. Don't be too okay around your close people. That includes, friends, parents, family members, wives, boyfriend, husband's etc. They are bad people's world-wide so it is not a Nigerian things, but being naive and foolish is a price you might pay with your life.
I run my personal life like an extensive warfare, with enough resources to crush my percieved enemies to dust. Rather I come for your funeral than the other way round.

All those looters at IBB’s book launch dont trust and use Naija hospitals and doctors 💔

Willie2015:
Dis one even hard....

What about portable drinking water ?

Place like Benue and Kogi get River Benue and Niger...

But common water for man to drink for town...he no dey....

Even tho Nigeria isn't there yet but there were towns and cities in Nigeria with potable drinking pipe borne water in the 90,s and early 2000,s not sure if they are still functional at the moment

Adakintroy:
Nigeria is not hard many people are weak waiting on government to fix them up. The beautify of a non working government is that once you get going you going. No government eye go de your body. No tax..no nothing. I cant remember when i pay tax for my business. I dont know what it even mean in business term. I mean it.


We are in internet age were you can literally teach your self stuff if you paying attention to the right thing. If you parents did not have phones internet and you do in you era and you worried about electricity.. and sure if electricity is steady people will blame something else. Look to yourself. The country could be better yes. So could you. Its a sin to lay everything on feet of the country. You are a full conscious being.

Bro seems you doing great should I DM my details ?

Lalami3232:

Different scenarios don make me know say living in Nigeria when your family no get connection is difficult oooooooo. Make I gist una some stories. So I dey this group of tech guys for Facebook, na dem post say wetin be our yearly salary. Everybody just dey post different amount of money wey dem dey receive yearly in dollars. When I calculated my own money and I converted it to dollars, shame no fit make me post. The least developer in that group was earning $50K yearly. That was the first time wey I realize say Nigeria is not for me.
The other time na when I see the price of DNA test, I just weak. Government go scam people, religion go scam people, even non-virgins aka boreholes go still scam people and the government no wan subsidize DNA test. I prefer to buy fuel for 5000 without subsidy but make DNA test dey subsidized. Dear men who can't afford DNA test, make una just dey pray for me, I dey develop an app wey go help una. Laslas, we all go dey alright. The good news be say, the app go come with a feature wey go get "LAST SEEN ONLINE" of a kpekus.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Bro abeg how I fit get earn as a data analyst... This one most tech thing now don turn connection

Go brekete family Radio station for abuja, wahlai u go get your money back sharp.

olamilekan9:
mine is a true life story..my late dad trusted his work mate with up to 35m naira which was fixed to firstbank where his friend’s wife work as a cashier or something and because of this gig back then she was immediately promoted, to cut long story short my dad died and guess what bro? they wiped out the whole money cleared out whatever traces and dad friend’s wife resigned from her job. bro nigeria did me bad cuz i decided to fight it in court and get justice,i sold my car and few belongings of mine to be able to fight this case thoroughly broo, they turned nigerian police against me, they turned my own lawyer against me, omo abeg anytime i dey take my mind back to this matter ehn na tears 😭 dey run down my cheeks, buh since then i have grown to hate nigeria and whenever i get the chance to leave here i wil never look back, i hate nigeria with passion

olamilekan9:
mine is a true life story..my late dad trusted his work mate with up to 35m naira which was fixed to firstbank where his friend’s wife work as a cashier or something and because of this gig back then she was immediately promoted, to cut long story short my dad died and guess what bro? they wiped out the whole money cleared out whatever traces and dad friend’s wife resigned from her job. bro nigeria did me bad cuz i decided to fight it in court and get justice,i sold my car and few belongings of mine to be able to fight this case thoroughly broo, they turned nigerian police against me, they turned my own lawyer against me, omo abeg anytime i dey take my mind back to this matter ehn na tears 😭 dey run down my cheeks, buh since then i have grown to hate nigeria and whenever i get the chance to leave here i wil never look back, i hate nigeria with passion

Some people are just so wicked

Chukwudi4naija:
Even in advanced countries, citizens depend on government for leverages. From education, healthcare and heavily subsidised glossaries. That you are lucky to get going, doesn't means others are lazy.

There is no man tht succeed even in the west that thank the country for his success. So yes the west subsidize. But are the people satisfy. Ask americans they will tell you they live in the worst country. Ask some africans they are looking to come to nigeria. The average villagers believe if i can just come to lagos...the lagosian believe if i can just go abroad. Its in your mind. Think and learn to learn. So many things are happening in this internet age. All around you people are doing stuff..pick one and learn it properly. Thats all just one. If you can't learn one thing properly of a thousand options then you are the fault.

Lalami3232:

Different scenarios don make me know say living in Nigeria when your family no get connection is difficult oooooooo. Make I gist una some stories. So I dey this group of tech guys for Facebook, na dem post say wetin be our yearly salary. Everybody just dey post different amount of money wey dem dey receive yearly in dollars. When I calculated my own money and I converted it to dollars, shame no fit make me post. The least developer in that group was earning $50K yearly. That was the first time wey I realize say Nigeria is not for me.
The other time na when I see the price of DNA test, I just weak. Government go scam people, religion go scam people, even non-virgins aka boreholes go still scam people and the government no wan subsidize DNA test. I prefer to buy fuel for 5000 without subsidy but make DNA test dey subsidized. Dear men who can't afford DNA test, make una just dey pray for me, I dey develop an app wey go help una. Laslas, we all go dey alright. The good news be say, the app go come with a feature wey go get "LAST SEEN ONLINE" of a kpekus.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Good morning, Jeromestarks.

Zooboytwo:
Okay man City chop my last card 2 million
I wanted to play 2 odd
Paste aza I still have some money for giveaway
First 5 people

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T.S.

olamilekan9:
mine is a true life story..my late dad trusted his work mate with up to 35m naira which was fixed to firstbank where his friend’s wife work as a cashier or something and because of this gig back then she was immediately promoted, to cut long story short my dad died and guess what bro? they wiped out the whole money cleared out whatever traces and dad friend’s wife resigned from her job. bro nigeria did me bad cuz i decided to fight it in court and get justice,i sold my car and few belongings of mine to be able to fight this case thoroughly broo, they turned nigerian police against me, they turned my own lawyer against me, omo abeg anytime i dey take my mind back to this matter ehn na tears 😭 dey run down my cheeks, buh since then i have grown to hate nigeria and whenever i get the chance to leave here i wil never look back, i hate nigeria with passion

VERY SAD... CANT TRUST CLOSE FRIENDS WITH MONEY, YOU SHOULD NOT EVEN TRUST YOUR FAMILY WITH MONEY. MINE IS WORSE BUT I MOVED ON WITH NO HATE

Zooboytwo:
Okay man City chop my last card 2 million
I wanted to play 2 odd
Paste aza I still have some money for giveaway
First 5 people

8167577533 Opay. Thank you

kernniejay:
Any business Dangote delves into will pauperize Nigerians more. Sugar was affordable until Dangote stepped in, cement was affordable until Dangote stepped in, now fuel is no more affordable since Dangote refinery started operation.

It is better we answer a country with 24/7 power with a cost, than answer one with epileptic power

DaddyCoool:
Then how will importers of generators and related survive? And the whole ecosystem built around epileptic power supply. How will all those make a living??

They can go and do something else.

Conestone:
If he fixes it do you know how much drop in sales his refinery will have? From commercial usage?

There will be no drop. He will just pay for his power and that's it

When human head became cheaper and readily available than cow head!

olamilekan9:
mine is a true life story..my late dad trusted his work mate with up to 35m naira which was fixed to firstbank where his friend’s wife work as a cashier or something and because of this gig back then she was immediately promoted, to cut long story short my dad died and guess what bro? they wiped out the whole money cleared out whatever traces and dad friend’s wife resigned from her job. bro nigeria did me bad cuz i decided to fight it in court and get justice,i sold my car and few belongings of mine to be able to fight this case thoroughly broo, they turned nigerian police against me, they turned my own lawyer against me, omo abeg anytime i dey take my mind back to this matter ehn na tears 😭 dey run down my cheeks, buh since then i have grown to hate nigeria and whenever i get the chance to leave here i wil never look back, i hate nigeria with passion

I hate the country, evil people with money can do anything and get away with it. Is a stupid country with no justice, where police can kill you and nothing will be done, where politicians steal money till there is nothing left, everyone worship money, no Sense of responsibility. Doomed country with no justice, They can call a judge from up qmd order him to do something. You can import drugs and hard drugs if you can settle up. You can also import guns if you know how to settle. Everything is possible with money.

meobizy:
Trying to pay for anything online and the country is not listed. I wanted to make small forex during my unemployment years from Amazon. As soon as their server detects my home country, ban immediately.

Haha

dettolgel:
Sometime around mid 2000, one of my uncle asked me for cash, while still discussing it, it was announced on the radio that the state government has cleared their outstanding debt and that no worker was being own salary. I looked at him and tears started running down this man's face, he said to me that it was a lie. That this has made it difficult for people to help him. Truly he showed me his salary account and truly he hasn't be paid. I felt so bad and I couldn't understand how the state could be so mean to her workers.

It was that day, that I lost hope in Nigeria and the next year I left the country for good. I only visit that place, if they fix it I will show back otherwise I have no intention of wasting my life there.

The country is doomed. No justice, where everything is up side down

dauntless15:
The fact that you weren't there when the deal was made was what put you at a disadvantage plus you don't have so much to throw around, Nigeria failed me too when an incompetent hospital let my mum die while fleecing me of every penny, still charged me a hefty sum to discharge her corpse, brought her in the morning she died in the evening due to negligence, doctor hasn't come, doctor hasn't come, after I paid money here and there for different reasons I don't remember, nothing tangible was done they're only concerned about the money they stand to make without paying attention to the patient until this middle age woman died for nothing.

That's how the country is, injustice everywhere.

Hassanmaye:
That's how the country is, injustice everywhere.

I'm telling you, Nigeria na jungle.

From the world go, Nigeria has always been a failed nation, you don't need anybody to tell you that....

Hustle hard so you can make it and get out of this country for your own good, in 20 years time Nigeria will be forgotten or won't be remembered as a country in the world map....

Injustice

PJtech:
Thank you big man

This yoruba ronu bandir na begging go finnaly kill u

dogo568:
They can go and do something else.

Like what, when that's all they know how to do? Example, what else can a billionaire do, who knows nothing else but importation of generators??

DaddyCoool:
Like what, when that's all they know how to do? Example, what else can a billionaire do, who knows nothing else but importation of generators??

They can't hold us to ransome

dogo568:
They can't hold us to ransome

You were asked a question

DaddyCoool:
You were asked a question

Are you a generator seller. If your plan is for Nigeria never to have 24/7 power, it has failed ooo

I'm sorry about what happened to you but you went to battle wrong.
Take the man and his wife and children to God believing that he can deal with it.
O boy! e no go tey dem go dey find you to return am.
Spiritual is the first way to go before physical.
Never put your trust in human beings but God alone!
I wish you the best as you turn to God in prayer

olamilekan9:
mine is a true life story..my late dad trusted his work mate with up to 35m naira which was fixed to firstbank where his friend’s wife work as a cashier or something and because of this gig back then she was immediately promoted, to cut long story short my dad died and guess what bro? they wiped out the whole money cleared out whatever traces and dad friend’s wife resigned from her job. bro nigeria did me bad cuz i decided to fight it in court and get justice,i sold my car and few belongings of mine to be able to fight this case thoroughly broo, they turned nigerian police against me, they turned my own lawyer against me, omo abeg anytime i dey take my mind back to this matter ehn na tears 😭 dey run down my cheeks, buh since then i have grown to hate nigeria and whenever i get the chance to leave here i wil never look back, i hate nigeria with passion

motayoayinde:
For me,, it's only ONE THING.

NIGERIANS.

By my estimation, Nigerians are the GREEDIEST and most dishonest people on earth.

We are also some of the most lawless on this planet too.

Nigerians are SICK.

And the most bizarre

Most don't even realize they're sick.

Just real life uncivilized, lawless demons. And thinking they're smarter than everyone in the room. When I was in my mama Belle is when I realized