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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:32pm On Mar 13, 2025
tojahh:
Send us Data undecided
Oga Maruf... U no get data?!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:04pm On Mar 13, 2025
dahflemzy:
Pilots, y’all should Goan watch this episode about passengers vs bolt drivers on YouTube. I really enjoyed it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsWb8VOgtaI?si=A0yyTAg_lM5gAGVb
Interesting
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 6:33pm On Mar 13, 2025
Pearl1910:
Oga Maruf... U no get data?!
Abeg share Data for me make I follow watch.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sunnymighty(m): 7:32pm On Mar 13, 2025
Felicity001:
Sunny so.you.too.won join dem dey jump traffic light abihuh grin
Just wanted to save myself some if the stress associated with the Lag number plate. Make person no turn me to ATM untop my Jalopy grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 7:34pm On Mar 13, 2025
sunnymighty:
Just wanted to save myself some if the stress associated with the Lag number plate. Make person no turn me to ATM untop my Jalopy grin
You can better save yourself the stress by being law abiding, simple.

Change of ownership these days cost over a 100k pus the weeks you've to wait to get your complete documents

That doesn't exclude you from getting the road worthiness document and must be done in lagos
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Johnchrix(m): 8:01pm On Mar 13, 2025
Felicity001:
You can better save yourself the stress by being law abiding, simple.

Change of ownership these days cost over a 100k pus the weeks you've to wait to get your complete documents

That doesn't exclude you from getting the road worthiness document and must be done in lagos
Oga Felicity001 OBO longest time, how family. Your boy is loyal.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:30pm On Mar 13, 2025
Johnchrix:
Oga Felicity001 OBO longest time, how family. Your boy is loyal.
I greet you bros, u na big man now

How urside

Family dey

Dem dey debit
God dey run am
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 4:57am On Mar 14, 2025
Conner44

Incase you finally borrow data to watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDM7r7C7q-o?si=MJAYYlLu0e5c8AS6
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 6:06am On Mar 14, 2025
donbrowser:
Conner44

Incase you finally borrow data to watch


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDM7r7C7q-o?si=MJAYYlLu0e5c8AS6
You go explain tayaaaa ! So of all the things I can borrow data to watch it is now a video of tinubu being pampered on television (claiming it's a media chat) that I should waste my megabytes on?

This same Lagos tin god that screamed subsidy is GONE on live television YET is currently paying double the amount of the same subsidy you all keep yelling is non-existent today? undecided My brother, to be sincere I will rather borrow that now 'suddenly' expensive data to watch Sesame Street with my kids this weekend cool

By the way, have you heard of the problematic power subsidy that is about to be similarly discarded due to your beloved governments inability to manage its debts in that sector (upon all the money allegedly saved from same subsidy removal and 'widening the tax net') hmm? shocked We all know he has kept his number 1 campaign promise of reducing the purchasing power of the masses but what about the other ones concerning creating jobs etc? Last time I asked you for updates on his millions of phantom jobs you were directing me to jobberman and LinkedIn etc embarassed meanwhile over 7 million enterprises have already been shutdown within the past 2 years due to this your tinubu's tinubulation season cry

I sabi say all you APC minions dey enjoy naw grin we all know that it's only APC card carrying members like yourself that currently buy fuel N185 naira at the petrol station and rice N30k per bag in the market after flashing your APCeeee gold identity card cheesy If not that i was smelling good and dressed up looking fine during the last presidential elections maybe your jagaban for dey iragbiji today because I and my people (plus all those that unfortunately look like us) for see chance vote cry

Anyhow Sha . . . Abeg do me small data make i take watch this your emilokan video wink remember say na you hold all the updates wey hustling men suppose use guide this season. No be say you go dey chop the benefits alone come dey throw statistics for us to chop cry we were strictly forbidden to eat such things here by your oga jagaban cool

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 2:36pm On Mar 14, 2025
pilots, be careful while driving along mobolaji bank Anthony, the speed limit on that road is 60km/h, I went to their office this afternoon and they showed my corolla doing 65km/h on that road while my Ford was captured on third mainland bridge doing 100km/h.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 4:06pm On Mar 14, 2025
Omoapena:
pilots, be careful while driving along mobolaji bank Anthony, the speed limit on that road is 60km/h, I went to their office this afternoon and they showed my corolla doing 65km/h on that road while my Ford was captured on third mainland bridge doing 100km/h.
Na God go deliver us from evil govt.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 4:24pm On Mar 14, 2025
Pearl1910:
Na God go deliver us from evil govt.
tbh, this is too devilish. nah so I pay 70k o, I don tell the driver say any exceeding speed limit fine they give me, nah hin go pay am....
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by computerglobal(m): 5:13pm On Mar 14, 2025
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 6:22pm On Mar 14, 2025
Omoapena:
tbh, this is too devilish. nah so I pay 70k o, I don tell the driver say any exceeding speed limit fine they give me, nah hin go pay am....
Fine if we are to drive certain on roads there should signs visible for everyone to see, otherwise it's now an extortion.
Anyways, na another state number sure pass.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 7:49pm On Mar 14, 2025
Gentlelife50:
Fine if we are to drive certain on roads there should signs visible for everyone to see, otherwise it's now an extortion.
Anyways, na another state number sure pass.
not renewing this my present number plate oo Na when it expire I dey switch......no time to check time
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:16pm On Mar 14, 2025
Gentlelife50:
Fine if we are to drive certain on roads there should signs visible for everyone to see, otherwise it's now an extortion.
Anyways, na another state number sure pass.
it's pure extortion.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:19pm On Mar 14, 2025
those that are on rentals, if they fine them for this traffic offense on the car they are using, who will pay the fine, the driver or the owner?

and, in a case where the driver has committed alot of traffic offense and he's been fine 100k in total, while he's aware of the fine but intentionally drops the car cox he can't afford to pay it, what will owner do?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MORIERA: 11:22pm On Mar 14, 2025
Omoapena:
tbh, this is too devilish. nah so I pay 70k o, I don tell the driver say any exceeding speed limit fine they give me, nah hin go pay am....
How many roads do we have speed limits on?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tosyne2much(m): 3:53am On Mar 15, 2025
dav1002:
Exactly, 4million should get him a very good and clean one😒

He can use the 17million remaining to buy 4 extra and give people to drive and remit 60k weekly
I didn't know there was any e-hailing platform that accepts Camry 2.2 until recently

I was thinking Camry 2.2 is too old for e-hailing and can never be accepted in e-hailing platforms until a friend told me he recently booked Uber or Bolt and old Sienna showed up.. Year 2000 model Sienna for that matter cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tosyne2much(m): 3:56am On Mar 15, 2025
Omoapena:
I've been told that, and I'm changing to Ogun state since I now live in ogun state...
The peace of mind you will have when driving a car without Lagos plate number is indescribable cheesy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 10:03am On Mar 15, 2025
MORIERA:
How many roads do we have speed limits on?
ketu alapere (60km/h)
third mainland bridge (80km/h)
mobolaji bank anthony (60km/h)

this are the ones I know.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 10:48am On Mar 15, 2025
tosyne2much:
The peace of mind you will have when driving a car without Lagos plate number is indescribable cheesy
honestly, with this speed limit fine, alot of people will change their license plates to other states and this will affect Lagos state revenue...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lexylexy(m):
Omoapena:
those that are on rentals, if they fine them for this traffic offense on the car they are using, who will pay the fine, the driver or the owner?

and, in a case where the driver has committed alot of traffic offense and he's been fine 100k in total, while he's aware of the fine but intentionally drops the car cox he can't afford to pay it, what will owner do?
It has to be the driver. Nothing concern owner. But you as an owner should start working on getting new number plates grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:09pm On Mar 15, 2025
Conner44:
You go explain tayaaaa ! So of all the things I can borrow data to watch it is now a video of tinubu being pampered on television (claiming it's a media chat) that I should waste my megabytes on?

This same Lagos tin god that screamed subsidy is GONE on live television YET is currently paying double the amount of the same subsidy you all keep yelling is non-existent today? undecided My brother, to be sincere I will rather borrow that now 'suddenly' expensive data to watch Sesame Street with my kids this weekend cool

By the way, have you heard of the problematic power subsidy that is about to be similarly discarded due to your beloved governments inability to manage its debts in that sector (upon all the money allegedly saved from same subsidy removal and 'widening the tax net') hmm? shocked We all know he has kept his number 1 campaign promise of reducing the purchasing power of the masses but what about the other ones concerning creating jobs etc? Last time I asked you for updates on his millions of phantom jobs you were directing me to jobberman and LinkedIn etc embarassed meanwhile over 7 million enterprises have already been shutdown within the past 2 years due to this your tinubu's tinubulation season cry

I sabi say all you APC minions dey enjoy naw grin we all know that it's only APC card carrying members like yourself that currently buy fuel N185 naira at the petrol station and rice N30k per bag in the market after flashing your APCeeee gold identity card cheesy If not that i was smelling good and dressed up looking fine during the last presidential elections maybe your jagaban for dey iragbiji today because I and my people (plus all those that unfortunately look like us) for see chance vote cry

Anyhow Sha . . . Abeg do me small data make i take watch this your emilokan video wink remember say na you hold all the updates wey hustling men suppose use guide this season. No be say you go dey chop the benefits alone come dey throw statistics for us to chop cry we were strictly forbidden to eat such things here by your oga jagaban cool
Vote Wisely in 2027. Na Obi make hunger dey wire you like this
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AutoTechDoyz(m): 7:30pm On Mar 15, 2025
All these small small speed limits wey dem set for Lagos no fit work for Abuja. You go dey do 70km/h for road, and before you know it courier guys would ride their bikes past you like say you dey crawl for road. The roads here na elemi lo ma last.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dahflemzy(m): 8:41pm On Mar 15, 2025
AutoTechDoyz:
All these small small speed limits wey dem set for Lagos no fit work for Abuja. You go dey do 70km/h for road, and before you know it courier guys would ride their bikes past you like say you dey crawl for road. The roads here na elemi lo ma last.
I Dey tell you, if them do am here, Omo na suffer o.
Even 140 on some roads here, people Dey pass you not to now talk of other places. Traffic light sef, people no Dey follow am for here. If they implement that traffic light stuff camera and speed camera here, na big suffer o
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Iamtomi1992: 11:21am On Mar 16, 2025
Felicity001:
I don't wish anyone bad, just make sure you go for regular checkup because that cng thing is like a time bomb waiting.to explode. My friend almost got killed on his 2015 camry... the explosion started with his wiper malfunction

Me.i dislike anything artificial, the BMW I just got cane with an android screen, I'm already making plans to reverse to factory.
Sharappp,you are bl00dy liar,what’s the business of cng with wiper,writing epistle full with garbage,you

If I want to drive an electric/CNG/SOLAR.or whatsoever car I'll wait till I have the money to afford it, I won't be ignorant again to buy a converted Benz or upgrade Prado 2022 from GX470... I'll wait till when nature/the universe brings it to me.

If na tortoise can I can afford today I'll. Buy it and drive it with all pleasure and pride.

@izzou one thing I'll never do is put myself under unnessary pressure to carter or please or satisfy my family, if it's school bus I can afford, let them use it, if na bike let them.fly bike, if na trek let them trek, when the time for chopper comes and I can afford it at ease ill do it without a blink.
My wife can not tell me which car to buy for her, neither will put myself under unhealthily situation just because I want a car for drop off and pick up. Na as my power reach ingo do, if she no like bettle (tortoise car) make she rest.

What matters is the quality education and human training you impart into their lives, not the cost of school fees and the type of car that takes them to school.

If you like buy G63 to take them to school, if the child will grow up to be a big person or poor person that G63 or keke napped won't change anything.

No go kill yourself because you want the best for your wife and kids, if you drop dead today, they'll live on, sane way I continue to survive ever since my dad died
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Iamtomi1992: 11:23am On Mar 16, 2025
Felicity001:
I don't wish anyone bad, just make sure you go for regular checkup because that cng thing is like a time bomb waiting.to explode. My friend almost got killed on his 2015 camry... the explosion started with his wiper malfunction

Me.i dislike anything artificial, the BMW I just got cane with an android screen, I'm already making plans to reverse to factory.

If I want to drive an electric/CNG/SOLAR.or whatsoever car I'll wait till I have the money to afford it, I won't be ignorant again to buy a converted Benz or upgrade Prado 2022 from GX470... I'll wait till when nature/the universe brings it to me.

If na tortoise can I can afford today I'll. Buy it and drive it with all pleasure and pride.

@izzou one thing I'll never do is put myself under unnessary pressure to carter or please or satisfy my family, if it's school bus I can afford, let them use it, if na bike let them.fly bike, if na trek let them trek, when the time for chopper comes and I can afford it at ease ill do it without a blink.
My wife can not tell me which car to buy for her, neither will put myself under unhealthily situation just because I want a car for drop off and pick up. Na as my power reach ingo do, if she no like bettle (tortoise car) make she rest.

What matters is the quality education and human training you impart into their lives, not the cost of school fees and the type of car that takes them to school.

If you like buy G63 to take them to school, if the child will grow up to be a big person or poor person that G63 or keke napped won't change anything.

No go kill yourself because you want the best for your wife and kids, if you drop dead today, they'll live on, sane way I continue to survive ever since my dad died
Sharapp,you are a b|00dy l!ar,what’s the business of cng with wipers,you wrote a long epistle of nottigness and still didn’t highlight how the car almost exploded,you keep talking about wiper.
You are not intelligent at all
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Iamtomi1992: 11:25am On Mar 16, 2025
Kewtt:
Hey ya, sorry about your friend.... what happened to him...can you share aftermath pictures?
You are the only sensible person here,you asked a good question,let him show the aftermath.
He is talking about wipers,what’s the business of cng and wipers
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kewtt: 11:32am On Mar 16, 2025
Iamtomi1992:
You are the only sensible person here,you asked a good question,let him show the aftermath.
He is talking about wipers,what’s the business of cng and wipers
He has even insulted me today if you follow his empty arrogant posts.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kewtt: 11:35am On Mar 16, 2025
Felicity001:
Bros youre late to the party, me I no dey sell car below 10m again ooo ask tojah abd pearl... gone are those days when anywhere belle face.
The smallest car in my office is 16m, I was only helping the poor guy with advice, doesn't mean I've one for sale
So you can call someone poor?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 12:22pm On Mar 16, 2025
Kewtt:
So you can call someone poor?
Na u sabi... you press know how to lift meaning from a sentence
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