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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 2:52pm On Mar 18, 2025
grin

......Good News!

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 2:53pm On Mar 18, 2025
Theflint1:
How many of these eateries and petrol stations can you trust their toilets won't be an eyesore? What is the state doing to ensure that these places not only have toilets, but adhere with some basic level of hygiene?

And this point you raised is just one in several other aspects of the state's sanitation. I'd imagine there's a policy framework sef, with like I expect maybe 100 unique things that tie into the state's sanitation...to what extent has the state implemented what is in their policy document if there's one?
eyseore still better than defecating in the streets like an animal
if people started a catch people defecating in public challenge, this nonsense would stop

or maybe we need our own anti poo campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 3:02pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
eyseore still better than defecating in the streets like an animal
if people started a catch people defecating in public challenge, this nonsense would stop

or maybe we need our own anti poo campaign


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l01AMCBG0Wk
It won't do anything if everything else stays same...there are reasons why the same people that would defecate and urinate in the public in Nigeria would use toilets outside Nigeria.

Find out what motivates Lagos' public defecators grin, and you'd have started getting to the root of the problem.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 3:08pm On Mar 18, 2025
Theflint1:
It won't do anything if everything else stays same...there are reasons why the same people that would defecate and urinate in the public in Nigeria would use toilets outside Nigeria.

Find out what motivates Lagos' public defecators grin, and you'd have started getting to the root of the problem.
it goes beyod defecation

i had a neighbour who born all his pikin for texas. the guy was going to texas every year. and yet in nigeria he would put his 5 year old in the front seat of his ride . i called the guy out more than once and he just shrugged. na so them dey do for yanke?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:19pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
actually it IS a NIGERIAN issue

you will see obviously wealthy people step down from late moel suvs to piss in the road. when there is eatery close by where they can piss.

Lagos mandated petrol stations and eateries and supermarkets to have accessible public toilets for this reason

and they have all complied . i have had unfortunate incidents and i have rushed to the nearest eatery or supermarket or petrol station to clear my bowels. imho it starts right from the home. because i also regularly see people tell their children to piss against car tire in a mall with a toilet
There is nothing wrong with pissing in the street. It is the right of a man to stand and ease himself in the bush or corner without having to look for a smelly, bacteria-infested public restroom full of faeces. Urine is almost sterile, non-toxic and safe for the environment. It is coded and approved in the bible. Infact man is described by God as a being that "pisseth against the wall" showing that it is in our very nature to stand and deliver in public


1 Kings 14:10: Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall,

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

1 Kings 16:11 And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

1 Samuel 25:22: So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

1 Samuel 25:34: For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 3:24pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
it goes beyod defecation

i had a neighbour who born all his pikin for texas. the guy was going to texas every year. and yet in nigeria he would put his 5 year old in the front seat of his ride . i called the guy out more than once and he just shrugged. na so them dey do for yanke?
While I'm not excusing personal responsibility, but I think you underestimate how far governance goes in making people behave in a particular way, even against their natural inclinations.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola:
Ibime:
There is nothing wrong with pissing in the street. It is the right of a man to stand and ease himself in the bush or corner without having to look for a smelly, bacteria-infested public restroom full of faeces. Urine is almost sterile, non-toxic and safe for the environment. It is coded and approved in the bible. Infact man is described by God as a being that "pisseth against the wall" showing that it is in our very nature to stand and deliver in public


1 Kings 14:10: Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall,

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

1 Kings 16:11 And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

1 Samuel 25:22: So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

1 Samuel 25:34: For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
Dem comot accountant for hood but them no comot hood for accountant

See aggressive advocacy for whipping out your willy in public. Abi them don corner Ibime for indecent exposure before cheesy

Do you also er advocate for busting raw? As a biblical and penile matter cheesy

You are a c suite nigga

Jeff bezos has already shown the way. Use a bottle

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 3:33pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
Dem comot accountant for but them no comot hood for accountant

See aggressive advocacy for whipping out your willy in public. Abi them don corner Ibime for indecent exposure before cheesy

Do you also er advocate for busting raw? As a biblical and penile matter cheesy
They do advocate for busting raw in the bible. Spërm must not be spilled on the ground (or in a rubber). Pullout crew should also take note.

Genesis 38:9 Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 3:39pm On Mar 18, 2025
Theflint1:
While I'm not excusing personal responsibility, but I think you underestimate how far governance goes in making people behave in a particular way, even against their natural inclinations.
You are right. Lagosians are the only Nigerians who have been conditioned by lastma to Wear seat belt. Go outside lag and you will see road safety driving without belts
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Theflint1(m): 3:44pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
You are right. Lagosians are the only Nigerians who have been conditioned by lastma to Wear seat belt. Go outside lag and you will see road safety driving without belts
A mutual up North lost his months old kid over what was a not so serious accident, the kid was at the front of the car, and I doubt his wife was using a set belt either.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 3:51pm On Mar 18, 2025
grin

......wicked wike on the beatz. LOL!

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 3:55pm On Mar 18, 2025
Ijaw diaspora groups reply Wike over ‘minority’ comment
https://vanguardngr.com/2025/03/ijaw-diaspora-groups-reply-wike-over-minority-comment/
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 4:05pm On Mar 18, 2025
OasisX:
grin

......wicked wike on the beatz. LOL!
Is this one good news or sad news?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 4:08pm On Mar 18, 2025
afrodoc2:
Is this one good news or sad news?
The duality of Oasisx
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 4:35pm On Mar 18, 2025
Ibime:
There is nothing wrong with pissing in the street. It is the right of a man to stand and ease himself in the bush or corner without having to look for a smelly, bacteria-infested public restroom full of faeces. Urine is almost sterile, non-toxic and safe for the environment. It is coded and approved in the bible. Infact man is described by God as a being that "pisseth against the wall" showing that it is in our very nature to stand and deliver in public
let me just add -

ibime been watching too much bear grylls


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adM6yqp7JBk
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 4:50pm On Mar 18, 2025
Ibime:
There is nothing wrong with pissing in the street. It is the right of a man to stand and ease himself in the bush or corner without having to look for a smelly, bacteria-infested public restroom full of faeces. Urine is almost sterile, non-toxic and safe for the environment. It is coded and approved in the bible. Infact man is described by God as a being that "pisseth against the wall" showing that it is in our very nature to stand and deliver in public


1 Kings 14:10: Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall,

2 Kings 9:8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

1 Kings 16:11 And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.

1 Samuel 25:22: So and more also do God unto the enemies of David, if I leave of all that pertain to him by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.

1 Samuel 25:34: For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning light any that pisseth against the wall.
What in the manner of fvckery is this ?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 5:06pm On Mar 18, 2025
afrodoc2:
Is this one good news or sad news?
grin

...........Sad News actually. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 5:07pm On Mar 18, 2025
Amoto94:
Ijaw diaspora groups reply Wike over ‘minority’ comment
https://vanguardngr.com/2025/03/ijaw-diaspora-groups-reply-wike-over-minority-comment/
grin

.......you are a baigot. LOL!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 5:09pm On Mar 18, 2025
iamoyindamola:
What in the manner of fvckery is this ?
brother Sodiq, it is those dirty filthy heathen Christians cry cry
the same people who will shake your hand with the hand they just held their prick in
this is why the Muslimah are bringing enlightenment to them in the uk
otherwise CFOs will be urinating in flower pots in the corner office
they dont use toilets to pee, they use em to get high tongue
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by OasisX: 5:19pm On Mar 18, 2025
grin


......afrodoc2, check out your Corper-Mentee. ₦500k allawee na nothing for this babe. LOL!


Link
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 5:24pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
brother Sodiq, it is those dirty filthy heathen Christians cry cry
the same people who will shake your hand with the hand they just held their prick in
this is why the Muslimah are bringing enlightenment to them in the uk
otherwise CFOs will be urinating in flower pots in the corner office
they dont use toilets to pee, they use em to get high tongue
Ibime grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 5:28pm On Mar 18, 2025
OasisX:
grin


......afrodoc2, check out your Corper-Mentee. ₦500k allawee na nothing for this babe. LOL!


Link
"are things this cheap in lagos or is it just me ?"
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

when i dey talk about hardship versus inconvenience them dey shush me cheesy cheesy

"governor sanwo olu whats up with you"

the babe is setting her eye on agba mentor ooo
not chewing gum mentor like dayo who just copped his first range rover cry cry
spend all that diverted allocation on me!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 5:33pm On Mar 18, 2025
OasisX:
grin


......afrodoc2, check out your Corper-Mentee. ₦500k allawee na nothing for this babe. LOL!


Link
Rubbish!

Do you have her socials? I want to admonish her privately.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by afrodoc2: 5:36pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
"are things this cheap in lagos or is it just me ?"
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

when i dey talk about hardship versus inconvenience them dey shush me cheesy cheesy

"governor sanwo olu whats up with you"

the babe is setting her eye on agba mentor ooo
not chewing gum mentor like dayo who just copped his first range rover cry cry
spend all that diverted allocation on me!
That's tough.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 5:53pm On Mar 18, 2025
GloriousGbola:
brother Sodiq, it is those dirty filthy heathen Christians cry cry
the same people who will shake your hand with the hand they just held their prick in
this is why the Muslimah are bringing enlightenment to them in the uk
otherwise CFOs will be urinating in flower pots in the corner office
they dont use toilets to pee, they use em to get high tongue
Better than using one small kettle to wash face without soap and claim say you done baff for the day
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 5:55pm On Mar 18, 2025
Ibime:
Better than using one small kettle to wash face without soap and claim say you done baff for the day
if no water and you are in a desert you can use sand
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 5:55pm On Mar 18, 2025
Obi opens tiktok account, Next thing na Onlyfans account

https://www.nairaland.com/8372635/peter-obi-opens-tiktok-account
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Mar 18, 2025
OasisX:
grin


......afrodoc2, check out your Corper-Mentee. ₦500k allawee na nothing for this babe. LOL!


Link
This mentee will make things tough for the mentor oh, see the way she is shouting on Sanwo Olu. This mentee fit kill person like that Chidinma wey kill that Super TV CEO that year
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:00pm On Mar 18, 2025
raumdeuter:
if no water and you are in a desert you can use sand
grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Nobody: 6:07pm On Mar 18, 2025
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 6:10pm On Mar 18, 2025
seankafor:
https://x.com/vanguardngrnews/status/1902042474865950900?s=19 grin grin
Message to Tinubu to call Wike to order. The castrated dog (Fubara) still has teeth.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Griffon: 6:10pm On Mar 18, 2025
raumdeuter:
if no water and you are in a desert you can use sand
grin grin grin grin
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