₦airaland Forum

izzou:
[color=royalblue]In all honesty, you think an event on Social Media two weeks ago, forced the government to pay?[/color]

It's funny how many people believed this

Well some people believed Buhari was marrying a 2nd wife too

OasisX:


Speed Limits in Lagos;

1. 3rd Mainland Bridge - 80km/h

2. NITEL - Mobolaji Bank Anthony Way - 60km/h

3. Ojota Bridge by Motorways - 50km/h

4. Lekki Ikoyi Bridge - 60km/h

5. Allen Avenue Junction - 50km/h

6. Nurudeen Olowopopo Road - 60km/h

7. Ikorodu Roads (Various Locations) - 60km/h

8. Oshodi-Apapa Expressway - 60km/h

9. Epe Expressway - 80km/h

10. Muritala Mohammed Int'l Airport Road - 60km/h

Dear izzou and other Lagosians, the fine is ₦50K for exceeding speed limits.

As if traffic will allow you attain anything close to those speed limits in most of those places.

Spy360:
The penchant to always attempt to compare Tinubu with Peter Obi. Peter Obi is not the gold standard for politicians or office holders.

Peter Obi is not the president. Has never been a president and may never be

But Tinubu's miscreants will always try to prove that the criminal they sneaked in to Aso Rock is as good as Peter Obi and this shows they didn't win the election as all these agitated whims are signs of a guilty conscience.

Oga, it was Tinubu that promised corpers 77k in Nov 2024 and not Peter Obi.

I agree it's embarrassing trying to compare Tinubu who was acknowledged as the best among his peers to a failure like Peter Obi with zero achievements in government beyond investing govt money in his private company which is worth next to nothing now

Theflint1:
Everybody knows Tinubu is a liar, and he keeps embarrassing his stans.

Same Oasis that came here to celebrate 77k increase last year, is the same person that's here again to recelebrate the 77k salary increase.

Policy announcement and implementation date

The same way you celebrate a marriage proposal which is a decision to marry someone and you also celebrate the marriage day which is the implementation of the initial proposal

Theflint1:
One person dey hawk incompetent politicians like gala... Tinubu, Okpebholo, Buhari, Dapo Abiodun... it's truly a thing of shame.

When we compare them to your goods like GRV, Peter Obi and Obaseki

This will be a bigger shame

semid4lyfe:
Baba, respectfully, I urge you to tone it down cos there's nothing to gloat about, and you appear insensitive

Nothing sweet for igboro, every where na grumbling and frustration.

Kisskids diaper (jumbo pack) wey I buy 8k when my baby drop last year January don reach 12k as I dey talk. The eco pack na N5800 now from N3000 within the same period.

Big bundle of ugwu vegetables wey I dey buy for N100 before "subsidy is gone" don reach N800.

I bin dey buy cow meat 3k per kilo for abattoir but now e don reach 8k.

Car tyre wey vulcanizer dey guage for 100 per one don reach 5H.

I renewed my rent last month. Landlord sent me the receipt attached with a notice of rent increment (x2) from 2026 when my next rent will be due. His reason - inflation.

Etc etc etc

Inflation still dey wreak havoc on lives, livelihoods and families and nothing dey stew for the country so reduce the volume of your voice.

Wetin una want from oasisx, when he no talk people say he no fit defend govt again because of failure

When he talk about govt achievements dem say he too talk

raumdeuter:
Wetin una want from oasisx, when he no talk people say he no fit defend govt again because of failure

When he talk about govt achievements dem say he too talk

TemporaryHansel:
@airmark @oasix

The army is releasing fire on those places in the North including the civilian population in those places protecting the killers of the soldiers if they are

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Ibime seems to enjoy more favours than any other Nigerian in Diaspora

First, it was Fubara favoring him financially

When SoE blocked that door, a spiritual door has been opened now.[/color]

Multi factor authentication wey cover chopping from all angles

Ballsproblem feeding us foreign propaganda while in Nigeria.
Oasix feeding us local propaganda while abroad.

Very fun thread

raumdeuter:
Multi factor authentication wey cover chopping from all angles

[color=royalblue]This one na MFA.

Dem go soon give am some South South states to supervise [/color]

obainojazz:
Ballsproblem feeding us foreign propaganda while in Nigeria.
Oasix feeding us local propaganda while abroad.

Very fun thread

raumdeuter:
Wetin una want from oasisx, when he no talk people say he no fit defend govt again because of failure

When he talk about govt achievements dem say he too talk

Amala motherfker! Can you turn it pass Dayo!

raumdeuter:
It's funny how many people believed this

Well some people believed Buhari was marrying a 2nd wife too

That fine minister Bubu Osha!!

GloriousGbola:
Amala motherfker! Can you turn it pass Dayo!

Oyo people, chop amala and make trouble

OasisX:
.......apologies once again bruh. Perhaps I should go on another sabbatical, though I still believe joy is coming soon.

you just dhe wyne yourself.

obainojazz:
Ballsproblem feeding us foreign propaganda while in Nigeria.
Oasix feeding us local propaganda while abroad.

Very fun thread

Come to think of it. 🤣🤣🤣

Theflint1:
Keep on making excuses for your faves, just know that you're deceiving yourself and nobody buys the lamba you're trying to peddle.

Given the amount of excuses you always give for your faves?

https://investingcaffeine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pot-kettle-black.jpg

obainojazz:
Ballsproblem feeding us foreign propaganda while in Nigeria.
Oasix feeding us local propaganda while abroad.

Very fun thread

I raise you

Ballsproblem in Nigeria dropping middle East propaganda

Oasis in the middle east dropping naija propaganda

obainojazz:
Ballsproblem feeding us foreign propaganda while in Nigeria.
Oasix feeding us local propaganda while abroad.

Very fun thread

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GloriousGbola:
I raise you

Ballsproblem in Nigeria dropping middle East propaganda

Oasis in the middle east dropping naija propaganda

obainojazz:
Ballsproblem feeding us foreign propaganda while in Nigeria.
Oasix feeding us local propaganda while abroad.

Very fun thread

There is a solution to this they taught us in Algebra

Cross multiplication

Ship ballzproblems to Gaza and ship Oasisx to Abuja

So they can give us real time on the ground propaganda

GloriousGbola:
I raise you

Ballsproblem in Nigeria dropping middle East propaganda

Oasis in the middle east dropping naija propaganda

[color=royalblue]Just Wow

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Felt cute.

Might delete later.

raumdeuter:
There is a solution to this they taught us in Algebra

Cross multiplication

Ship ballzproblems to Gaza and ship Oasisx to Abuja

So they can give us real time on the ground propaganda

I like this solution. Ballz should be shipped to Gaza and oasisx should be shipped to ogun state.

TemporaryHansel:
I like this solution. Ballz should be shipped to Gaza and oasisx should be shipped to ogun state.

Land mines and Skull mines innit

........mí ó ní sọ nkankan. LOL!

Unrelated but make we dey honest, Indiana Jones was a skull miner, but because na Oyibo, them call am "Raider"

Musiliu na Skull Miner but Mr Jones na archaeologist

DeadPresidents:
Unrelated but make we dey honest, Indiana Jones was a skull miner, but because na Oyibo, them call am "Raider"

Musiliu na Skull Miner but Mr Jones na archaeologist

All of them na archeologists o jare, Indiana Jones o, Lara Croft o, Mutiu o all

KingTom:
All of them na archeologists o jare, Indiana Jones o, Lara Croft o, Mutiu o all