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Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Dwaizman(m): 8:34am On Apr 01, 2025
grin
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Abdullahi4u7(m): 8:34am On Apr 01, 2025
Chemist. Maybe not a proud one.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by kingi777: 8:36am On Apr 01, 2025
How can you say nursing students are the highest runs girls? Do you know what it takes to get admission into Nursing? After medicine, the next competitive course is nursing and as such you see well to do students there. My observation as undergraduate of where to get runs girls is mainly humanities and arts. Not science related courses.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by keemsleek(m): 8:37am On Apr 01, 2025
VeeVeeMyLuv:
For that MICROBIOLOGY, it is not as if they are dullards

Most don't practice after graduation due to the Nigerian system, so they forget all they have learnt.

They are not allowed to practice, their role is increasingly being diminished in Nigeria.

Hospitals❌ diagnostic laboratory ❌NGOs❌
They are restricted from contributing their expertise in the above.
Nigeria killed the course, let the op go abroad and he will see the high demand for microbiologist. The rule the world of discovery. Without them no single organism would have been detected or known. That's why it's easy for a microbiologist to become a medical doctor abroad.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by RepoMan007: 8:38am On Apr 01, 2025
Engineering - Zealous and most hardcore Cultists
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Difrent: 8:38am On Apr 01, 2025
netricoin:
Pub admin boys grin grin grin grin
Most of them end up In government jobs

No wonder theres so much stealing and corruption In the pubic sector
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by ARISHEM:
Department that parties a lot: International Relations. wink

Department that disturb us about sanitation, food composition and beat chest as health wellness experts: Pharmacy.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by iampeterben(m): 8:40am On Apr 01, 2025
I agree with this physics department.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Lovit(m): 8:41am On Apr 01, 2025
Hmmm, I read Mech Eng, Omo the few girls for that department no fine at all grin
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Audezy: 8:41am On Apr 01, 2025
franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public Admin, Business Admin and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.
He is correct oo.. code runs girls na nursing them full. 😂
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Lantosed: 8:41am On Apr 01, 2025
😁Lol
You sound like someone who spent 8 instead of 4 years ,u've seen them all. Very interesting though
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by fabolouz1(m): 8:42am On Apr 01, 2025
This is not peculiar to all universities and therefore its just a joke.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Patrick2497: 8:43am On Apr 01, 2025
Funny but what about those studying criminology and security studies ?
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by JuanDeDios:
APOPTOSIS:
He nailed that MedLab.
Seems they teach them Grandiosity in school.
Ordinary MedLab.
MedLab should be an accelerated program in Nigeria. Some courses should never exceed 2 years duration.
Just imagine spending 4 years in school studying English/Literature, Philosophy and political science?
You remind me of when I was a kid when I thought Computer Science was all about typing documents on a computer and designing graphics. The courses you mentioned here are actually vast. If you put English and Literature in separate departments, fours years isn't enough to study literature. Or English. And philosophy - really?
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Lantosed: 8:45am On Apr 01, 2025
😁Lol
You sound like someone who spent 8 instead of 4 years ,u've seen them all. Very interesting though.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by highchief1: 8:45am On Apr 01, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
My Department no dey dia.
Always exempted or missed in the scheme of affairs 🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
which dept be that bro.calm down e be like na same dept we Dey.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by highchief1: 8:46am On Apr 01, 2025
tobenuel:
I like Nurses
there’s Nthg special about them do not be deceived.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Jeffy1206(m): 8:48am On Apr 01, 2025
I think law students wear suit and tie more than every department in Nigeria. So you're wrong!
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by baralatie(m): 8:50am On Apr 01, 2025
Chibuzoripob:
sad u can't but envy those peepz in Bus Adm,Acc.Some of them will come to sch do registration, pay sch kudi.,settle this N dat(only the initiate go sabi)0Laff/banter with u for a week and b4 u say NATASHA 😉 🤔 😏, dem do reach,Lagos,Abuja etc to go flex.Dey hardly spillovers. U go see Second class upper/lower full there. sad.Go to Faculty of Engineering, science, Arts,Education where SU/deeper life full ground. If Righteousness2 nor snitch u angry grin,Sister Bose go do u strong things with their Deeper lecturers
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Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Oracle411: 8:50am On Apr 01, 2025
That Accounting Dept is true. We used to wear shirts and pants and tuck in. Practicing what we'll be wearing in future. Today, most of us are not even accountants
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Fiscus105(m):
APOPTOSIS:
He nailed that MedLab.
Seems they teach them Grandiosity in school.
Ordinary MedLab.
MedLab should be an accelerated program in Nigeria. Some courses should never exceed 2 years duration.
Just imagine spending 4 years in school studying English/Literature, Philosophy and political science?
To make it WORSE,some universities would even take tiny aspects of political science and start offering it as a whole course for undergraduates. E.g "International relations".

When political science which is parent course, not even viable enough, they still went ahead to take international relations out of it for a course to study for 4 solid years.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by plouchea24: 8:52am On Apr 01, 2025
CHEMISTRY..... Chaaaiiii cry
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by DNAPro:
APOPTOSIS:
He nailed that MedLab.
Seems they teach them Grandiosity in school.
Ordinary MedLab.
MedLab should be an accelerated program in Nigeria. Some courses should never exceed 2 years duration.
Just imagine spending 4 years in school studying English/Literature, Philosophy and political science?
'Ordinary MedLab', but if they set a question on Molecular Diagnostics or Histochemistry for you, you will be staring at the questions like a dunce.

'Accelerated program' for a Specialized course that has a direct bearing on life and health? When they fail to produce thorough-bred professionals that are well qualified to produce quality laboratory diagnosis, you will be quick to blame them and point fingers to the lab. Telling the world they don't know their stuff.


The current WHO president is a Medical Laboratorian not a Physician . Go and find out.

That was why more laboratory tests was done during the COVID-19 pandemic than in all other pandemics put together in the last 500 years.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Basic123: 8:53am On Apr 01, 2025
franchasng:
Ajebutters don't like studying difficult course like medicine, engineering.


They usually study useless courses like Art, English, etc, and the only professional course some of them study in Nigeria is Law.


You are also wrong with Nursing Department. Commercial courses have the highest number of runs girls not science related course like Nursing that give no room for being unserious. You can rather say that Nursing Department is The Department with the most beautiful female students, followed by Pharmacy.



Public Admin, Business Admin and Political Science Departments are where you will find the most number of unserious female students.


The Department with the most brainy students - Mechanical Engineering & Medicine.
Chai....pharmacy girls can be beautiful!

Coming from a doc!
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by spencekat(m): 8:53am On Apr 01, 2025
kingi777:
How can you say nursing students are the highest runs girls? Do you know what it takes to get admission into Nursing? After medicine, the next competitive course is nursing and as such you see well to do students there. My observation as undergraduate of where to get runs girls is mainly humanities and arts. Not science related courses.
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Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Basic123: 8:55am On Apr 01, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
He nailed that MedLab.
Seems they teach them Grandiosity in school.
Ordinary MedLab.
MedLab should be an accelerated program in Nigeria. Some courses should never exceed 2 years duration.
Just imagine spending 4 years in school studying English/Literature, Philosophy and political science?
Medlab grandiosity no be here ooo.
One came to me and he started arguing a diagnosis. I asked him if he is a doctor he said yes,doctor of lab.That he can interpret result.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Fiscus105(m):
Oracle411:
That Accounting Dept is true. We used to wear shirts and pants and tuck in. Practicing what we'll be wearing in future. Today, most of us are not even accountants
You are accountants so far, you graduated, but you can say not practising accountants.
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Maj196(m): 8:55am On Apr 01, 2025
Most engine girls dey worwor sha, with their manish body
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Sleekfingers: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2025
fernandoc:
You sound like a very excited 9 year old.
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You spoke my mind
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by AdolfHitlerxXx: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2025
CJStarz:
I don laff sotee my oyibo children don dey ask, 'dad what's so funny 'bout what you reading '?
Which Oyinbo kids ? Who are you kidding... pun intended.

Okoro and Ngozi in Upper Iweka grin
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by mankan2k7(m): 9:10am On Apr 01, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
He nailed that MedLab.
Seems they teach them Grandiosity in school.
Ordinary MedLab.
MedLab should be an accelerated program in Nigeria. Some courses should never exceed 2 years duration.
Just imagine spending 4 years in school studying English/Literature, Philosophy and political science?
Go and convert it to accelerated program
Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by CJStarz: 9:13am On Apr 01, 2025
AdolfHitlerxXx:
Which Oyinbo kids ? Who are you kidding... pun intended.

Okoro and Ngozi in Upper Iweka grin
Hahahaha... na inferiority complex be your problem 😂😂😂
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