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| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Dwaizman(m): 8:34am On Apr 01, 2025 |
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| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Abdullahi4u7(m): 8:34am On Apr 01, 2025 |
Chemist. Maybe not a proud one. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by kingi777: 8:36am On Apr 01, 2025 |
How can you say nursing students are the highest runs girls? Do you know what it takes to get admission into Nursing? After medicine, the next competitive course is nursing and as such you see well to do students there. My observation as undergraduate of where to get runs girls is mainly humanities and arts. Not science related courses. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by keemsleek(m): 8:37am On Apr 01, 2025 |
VeeVeeMyLuv:Nigeria killed the course, let the op go abroad and he will see the high demand for microbiologist. The rule the world of discovery. Without them no single organism would have been detected or known. That's why it's easy for a microbiologist to become a medical doctor abroad. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by RepoMan007: 8:38am On Apr 01, 2025 |
Engineering - Zealous and most hardcore Cultists |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Difrent: 8:38am On Apr 01, 2025 |
netricoin:Most of them end up In government jobs No wonder theres so much stealing and corruption In the pubic sector |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by ARISHEM: 8:38am On Apr 01, 2025*. Modified: 1:10am On Apr 02, 2025 |
Department that parties a lot: International Relations. ![]() Department that disturb us about sanitation, food composition and beat chest as health wellness experts: Pharmacy. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by iampeterben(m): 8:40am On Apr 01, 2025 |
I agree with this physics department. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Lovit(m): 8:41am On Apr 01, 2025 |
Hmmm, I read Mech Eng, Omo the few girls for that department no fine at all ![]() |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Audezy: 8:41am On Apr 01, 2025 |
franchasng:He is correct oo.. code runs girls na nursing them full. 😂 |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Lantosed: 8:41am On Apr 01, 2025 |
😁Lol You sound like someone who spent 8 instead of 4 years ,u've seen them all. Very interesting though |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by fabolouz1(m): 8:42am On Apr 01, 2025 |
This is not peculiar to all universities and therefore its just a joke. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Patrick2497: 8:43am On Apr 01, 2025 |
Funny but what about those studying criminology and security studies ? |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by JuanDeDios: 8:44am On Apr 01, 2025*. Modified: 9:00am On Apr 01, 2025 |
APOPTOSIS:You remind me of when I was a kid when I thought Computer Science was all about typing documents on a computer and designing graphics. The courses you mentioned here are actually vast. If you put English and Literature in separate departments, fours years isn't enough to study literature. Or English. And philosophy - really? |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Lantosed: 8:45am On Apr 01, 2025 |
😁Lol You sound like someone who spent 8 instead of 4 years ,u've seen them all. Very interesting though. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by highchief1: 8:45am On Apr 01, 2025 |
APOPTOSIS:which dept be that bro.calm down e be like na same dept we Dey. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by highchief1: 8:46am On Apr 01, 2025 |
tobenuel:there’s Nthg special about them do not be deceived. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Jeffy1206(m): 8:48am On Apr 01, 2025 |
I think law students wear suit and tie more than every department in Nigeria. So you're wrong! |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by baralatie(m): 8:50am On Apr 01, 2025 |
Chibuzoripob:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Oracle411: 8:50am On Apr 01, 2025 |
That Accounting Dept is true. We used to wear shirts and pants and tuck in. Practicing what we'll be wearing in future. Today, most of us are not even accountants |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Fiscus105(m): 8:51am On Apr 01, 2025*. Modified: 11:23am On Apr 01, 2025 |
APOPTOSIS:To make it WORSE,some universities would even take tiny aspects of political science and start offering it as a whole course for undergraduates. E.g "International relations". When political science which is parent course, not even viable enough, they still went ahead to take international relations out of it for a course to study for 4 solid years. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by plouchea24: 8:52am On Apr 01, 2025 |
CHEMISTRY..... Chaaaiiii |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by DNAPro: 8:52am On Apr 01, 2025*. Modified: 10:33pm On Apr 02, 2025 |
APOPTOSIS:'Ordinary MedLab', but if they set a question on Molecular Diagnostics or Histochemistry for you, you will be staring at the questions like a dunce. 'Accelerated program' for a Specialized course that has a direct bearing on life and health? When they fail to produce thorough-bred professionals that are well qualified to produce quality laboratory diagnosis, you will be quick to blame them and point fingers to the lab. Telling the world they don't know their stuff. The current WHO president is a Medical Laboratorian not a Physician . Go and find out. That was why more laboratory tests was done during the COVID-19 pandemic than in all other pandemics put together in the last 500 years. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Basic123: 8:53am On Apr 01, 2025 |
franchasng:Chai....pharmacy girls can be beautiful! Coming from a doc! |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by spencekat(m): 8:53am On Apr 01, 2025 |
kingi777:👍 |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Basic123: 8:55am On Apr 01, 2025 |
APOPTOSIS:Medlab grandiosity no be here ooo. One came to me and he started arguing a diagnosis. I asked him if he is a doctor he said yes,doctor of lab.That he can interpret result. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Fiscus105(m): 8:55am On Apr 01, 2025*. Modified: 11:22am On Apr 01, 2025 |
Oracle411:You are accountants so far, you graduated, but you can say not practising accountants. |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Maj196(m): 8:55am On Apr 01, 2025 |
Most engine girls dey worwor sha, with their manish body |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by Sleekfingers: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2025 |
fernandoc:🤣🤣🤣👍 You spoke my mind |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by AdolfHitlerxXx: 9:07am On Apr 01, 2025 |
CJStarz:Which Oyinbo kids ? Who are you kidding... pun intended. Okoro and Ngozi in Upper Iweka ![]() |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by mankan2k7(m): 9:10am On Apr 01, 2025 |
APOPTOSIS:Go and convert it to accelerated program |
| Re: The Funniest Breakdown Of Nigerian University Departments by CJStarz: 9:13am On Apr 01, 2025 |
AdolfHitlerxXx:Hahahaha... na inferiority complex be your problem 😂😂😂 |
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