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BlueRayDick:
Person wey fit contest for governorship of his state and get immunity while EFCC still dey build case

BlueRayDick:
There's this Yoruba comic actor Jigan that has been trending since he joined TikTok in the last quarter of last year. Las week I watched a TikTok live he hosted where he brought another comic act ; Amuda Eko and that one narrated a police case he once had.


Amuda and one other egbon that usually act comic scenes on Yoruba movie bought a fairly used phone in Isale Eko not knowing it was a stolen phone. The police tracked the phone and had both nollywood guys arrested as being receivers of stolen goods. After spending days in detention, the guy who was the real thief was also Tracked down and joined them in the cell.

The nollywood guys got a lawyer who later posted their bail after which they were asked to report daily while the investigation was still ongoing on the case. The police then told them the items stolen in the victim's house during the robbery (which they were nkt involved in) was over 20m and they will have to contribute that amount or risk jail term. They negotiated downward and later arrived at an agreement with the police that they will be paying ₦200k every Friday towards the settlement of that agreement.

The original robber claimed he has no money and opted for them charge him to court (since he has nothing to lose). After making the payment the first week, Amuda was running around to make the second week payment when he suddenly saw the robber at Idumota as a free man.

Amuda called the robber by name and the guy even answers. He asked him how come he's a free man when they left him in police cell? Then robber told him the court freed him the police didn't present a water tight case and he's now back on the street. The guy say he Wan mad. It took him and the other other guy weeks to gather courage and tell the police they are not going to abide by the yeye agreement o because they can't be paying a debt they didnt owe while the real robber is a free man. It was then they knew it was the police that was just deliberately extorting them.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Na this kind case Policemen dey fight to be IPO

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DissTroy:
I hope you'd learn from this saga. The Jezebel has been consistent in her inconsistency. From insisting Reno harassed her then shying away from his challenge to suing her Uduaghan for harassment to then marrying him and taking on his first name. And on to accusing Sen. Opeyemi Bamidele of harassment in the the Senate then playing blind when the man begged the DSS to investigate and listen to his call logs to exonerate him.

Now she's admitted her suspension had nothing to do with harassment but LNG deal. To top it, she's making a fresh accusation of purported assassination.

If Akpabio were a regular nobody on the street and Natasha who she is, we know, given your reaction here, you'd have beaten him to a pulp or you'd go pyromaniac setting him ablaze. Languishing in jail would have been a kinder fate with your kind involved.

Now you understand why so many innocent men are wasting away in jails. Now we understand how Greenwood's life got ruined for years and he's still attempting to piece it together.

Men like you, driven by hátred or the potential reward of sex with the accuser, are the reason other men get crucified based on unfounded accusations by women seeking to get even with them.
As long as there are men like you out there egging these vile women on, no man is safe. We are one false accusation away from being destroyed. You are the real danger to men world over.

BlueRayDick:
All those IPO dey always eat good from all available pot when a case is handed over to them.

When we had a case like that to treat one guy 4ck up for assault against my parents, anytime the case is about to come up in court the IPO will call my parents to remind them of the date and he will ask for his recharge card money and "mobilization" money for him to get to the court

When the expense wan wounjure person, nobody teach us to drop the case and forgive and forget

izzou:
[color=royalblue]One time I was at the station for a case.

So there was another case. The guy used his boss car to snuggle rice, and Customs impounded the car. So the boss got him arrested

You need to see Police officers fighting to be IPO

"I want to be the IPO"
"No no no, Officer Segun, I followed up the case. I am the IPO"

I just dey one side dey laugh [/color]

raumdeuter:
Congratulations Theflint1

https://www.nairaland.com/8387145/edo-tribunal-dismisses-action-alliances

Theflint1:

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZuxPKUVGiw

surprising we haven't gotten our own version of this

anyway why fight police as a successful artiste when you can simply use them as your own private army

BlueRayDick:
Anytime u go to the police station either as the complainant or the accused, money must drop in from ur hand

KingTom:
Laaawwwdd!!!!

Theflint1:
It's not impossible.

BlueRayDick:
Anytime u go to the police station either as the complainant or the accused, money must drop in from ur hand

afrodoc2:
That saying "no be who first call police" does not exist for no reason.

I don't think i have ever entered a police station in my life. From wetin i don observe, anytime you enter just know say to come out fit be 50/50 even if you be complainant with solid case.

raumdeuter:
I don enter police station a few times, first when I was around 12yrs old and taking our television for repairs and they pulled me over asking for receipts of the TV my dad bought in the 70s

Second time during NYSC when we went there for our monthly CDS

One of our neighbors had his young family member staying with him, the boy now ran away, He went to report to the police and he was detained for 2days

Anytime I pass around the police station you lower your voice, try to maintain decorum, and increase your pace because wetin you do and wetin you no do fit count against you

Theflint1:
It's not impossible.

diggz:
I love your faith in humans, especially women! Now, tell me what you personally know about their (Natasha and Akpabio) relationship, aside from what you’ve heard from Natasha’s one-sided tale. Also, while you're at it, could you share Natasha’s career journey before her entry to politics and during her time in politics? I’d like to verify something.

By the way, are you one of the guys who recently received a luxury car worth N15,000,000?

diggz:
By the way, are you one of the guys who recently received a luxury car worth N15,000,000?

TemporaryHansel:
Some glk/venza are being sold for 15m. Can they be considered luxury cars? @diggz @izzou @afrodoc

afrodoc2:


Baba see as you hold on to this thing like parachute. You no fit forgive and forget?

TemporaryHansel:
Some glk/venza are being sold for 15m. Can they be considered luxury cars?

afrodoc2:
That saying "no be who first call police" does not exist for no reason.

I don't think i have ever entered a police station in my life. From wetin i don observe, anytime you enter just know say to come out fit be 50/50 even if you be complainant with solid case.

A40:
2face no go kill person

Shey na Beninussy or na love dey shack am reach like this

BlueRayDick:
All those IPO dey always eat good from all available pot when a case is handed over to them.

When we had a case like that to treat one guy 4ck up for assault against my parents, anytime the case is about to come up in court the IPO will call my parents to remind them of the date and he will ask for his recharge card money and "mobilization" money for him to get to the court

When the expense wan wounjure person, nobody teach us to drop the case and forgive and forget

Spy360:
Calling the police for Nigeria is waste of resources.

Go through the courts.

Idiots fear court pass police.

If someone dey owe you money, get a lawyer to write him. Then sue him to court for any reason. He will agree to settle out of court.

BlueRayDick:
I learnt "gifting" on TikTok live is the new way they launder money now.

They use stolen credit card info to buy TikTok coins which they in turn use to buy gift items on TikTok. These TikTok gifts ranging from Lion, Roses, Money Gun, Universe, etc are sent to TikTok "friends" who host Live stream as "gifts".

Few days ago a TikTok user; "TikTok King" had a live stream match with another TikTok influencer "Peller". In the course of the Live match, TikTok king allegedly got gifted 63 "Universe". The value of a "universe" is approximately $600 , this means the guy was gifted almost $38k on the livestream by a single user.

Word on the street is that when TikTok king who was gifted the $38k worth of TikTok universe gift decides to cash out his gift in monetary terms from his montized TikTok account, he will keep a certain percentage and send back the greater part of it to his "gifter", thus the funds is cleaned.

afrodoc2:
I come dey fear for the governor.