₦airaland Forum

Cars cars cars everywhere. Yet Nigerians still they complain of economic hardship. Nigerians are the biggest liars and complainers on this planet.

I spent the entire day in traffick. For now all appointment on island is cancked. Let do meeeting via phone or mail.
Lagos isoand iree oooo

Total chaos..... Madness.... Everywhere standstill.... Had to park in Radisson then left early hours

TheBreastSucker:
I caught two babes in traffic yesterday and I have already sucked the breasts of one of them, the second one will come for her turn on Saturday

You sucked breast that's soaked in bra full of sweat...ayanma

Oluwapresley:
My head is still paining me after all the trek wey I trek yesterday.

Very funny experience yesterday.

I left my car at the office and use Fulani means

I was born in 1957 in this same Lagos, I haven't experienced this kind traffic in Lagos. We spent 6 hours in traffic, I have to tell my driver if he feel like sleeping not to hesitate to do so since it was standstill

iwaeda:
Victoria Island Lagos is one way in, one way out. Shutting one major road is lack of flowing thought or pure wickedness.

Them say make dem Shake us small,say we too complain [center][/center]

Kobicove:
Have you ever even tried importing goods through the other ports in other state?

The experience is a nightmare that is why most importer prefer to use Lagos

How many ports are around.? Let the fg develop other ports around Nigeria and watch how very assessable they will be in months...

From Sanfield to Alapere.Left office around 6pm and got home by 12:10a.m.Some people got home this morning and already going back this morning .Government say Una too complain say make them show us small shege.Shebi na who get strength go complain .Una never see anything

Oakenshield:
Diversity is key let ports and other companies relocate to other states with wider roads,Lagos traffic will be greatly reduced with pollution but No. They play politics

I disagree. PH was like that until Wike came and changed it. He built multiple roads and bridges, and traffic disappeared.
What Lagos needs is multiple access roads. We have just 2 bridges linking Ikoyi to VI. Thats an anomaly. If is Abuja, you will have nothing less than 5 of such. Lagos State Government are very poor on road infrastructure and it takes them forever to finish. If it was Wike, he would have reconstructed Ozumba Mbadiwe from Bonny Camp to Epe, to a 10 -12 lane road & from start to finish won't take him one year. Lagos govt will take 10 yrs to build it. Wike has done longer wider stretch of such roads in Abuja in less than a year, and Abuja is now zero traffic

I drove 7 hours+ from third mainland bridge to Law school

iwaeda:
Today is a funny day from Toll gate to V/I was not less than 3 hours, due to closure of Independent bridge. Just got home, my legs shaken.

Sanwo olu don give u free orgasm. Lagos will f you 😆

My wife literally saved me from yesterday's gridlock.

She was on her way to Idumota market to buy stuff, she saw a mammoth crowd of people stranded at the bus stop. Upon enquiry, she realized there's a serious traffic waiting ahead.

Hanty didn't even waste time, she did a 360 and quickly called me on phone to stay put. I put a call across to our Admin and she confirmed it. Why she didn't inform us remained a mystery to me.

After that yesterday, my love for her increased by 0.5%.

SporaD8:
The bridge over the five cowries creek, linking Bonny camp to Onikan stadium

Damn! How will they close such a vital bridge. Very short bridge but very vital to flow of traffic into Victoria island.

Kobicove:
Have you ever even tried importing goods through the other ports in other state?

The experience is a nightmare that is why most importer prefer to use Lagos

I'm curious to know what the experience is like. I always hear people say what that guy say, but I know there are functioning ports in other parts of the country, and I wonder why people don't use them.

Oluwapresley:
My head is still paining me after all the trek wey I trek yesterday.

Lol..sorry.

sucess001:
Got home from work at 6.30am.

God will punish our wicked leaders

Ahh! Then what time will you go to work today?

RightChanneI:
I was born in 1957 in this same Lagos, I haven't experienced this kind traffic in Lagos. We spent 6 hours in traffic, I have to tell my driver if he feel like sleeping not to hesitate to do so since it was standstill

Damn! That serious.

daniwise:
From Sanfield to Alapere.Left office around 6pm and got home by 12:10a.m.Some people got home this morning and already going back this morning .Government say Una too complain say make them show us small shege.Shebi na who get strength go complain .Una never see anything

One guy said he got home 6:30am

I don't know how true/possible that is sha...shay yesterday traffic come join this morning traffic ni

gidigbam1:
I disagree. PH was like that until Wike came and changed it. He built multiple roads and bridges, and traffic disappeared.
What Lagos needs is multiple access roads. We have just 2 bridges linking Ikoyi to VI. Thats an anomaly. If is Abuja, you will have nothing less than 5 of such. Lagos State Government are very poor on road infrastructure and it takes them forever to finish. If it was Wike, he would have reconstructed Ozumba Mbadiwe from Bonny Camp to Epe, to a 10 -12 lane road & from start to finish won't take him one year. Lagos govt will take 10 yrs to build it. Wike has done longer wider stretch of such roads in Abuja in less than a year, and Abuja is now zero traffic

Whoa! This is the fiest time I'm hearing such good things said about Wike. I need to carry out research on the guy.

I live at obalende, from there to lekki phase1 is N700, I took it for N2,000 yesterday morning..

While coming back, everywhere was standstill, I tracked from my office I Lekkii phase1 to my house and took me 2Hrs 30min to get home...

Thank God I stay close

tenpipsperday:
Put it better. You fell into the hands of two harlots.

You need clarification right?

I left the office around 5pm, I got home at 2am this morning. It was crazy.

kay29000:
One guy said he got home 6:30am

I don't know how true/possible that is sha...shay yesterday traffic come join this morning traffic ni

Guy possible ooo. I know someone that stays in VI, she left the house at 8am and got to the office around 2pm yesterday. Going back, she left the office around 10pm and got home around 3am.

Lagos is outrightly crazy.

Traffic was terrible yesterday , I drove from Main land Apapa Oworosoki Express road to Marina to Lekki phase 1 through Ikoyi link bridge back to VI . I spent 10hours inside traffic very bad and painful . Fuel finished inside my car , I have to push car from Lekki Ikoyi link bridge to the Lekki round about and use keg to buy fuel from AP at Lekki round about .

Most painful aspect of it is that Lasma and police ran away from road as early as 3pm .
Through my journey of 10hour I do not see single Lasma neither police to assist people.
A times you can be inside stand still traffic for one hour without moving at all .

I want to call on Federal Ministry of Work and Lagos state government to have proper planning before embark on this kind magnificent work . They would have collaborate with police , and other relevant agent to cushing this effect instead of allowing citizen to suffer yesterday .

I have not recovered from the stress till this moment .

Although they have reopen the bridge after allow citizen to waste time and resource .

What a tried and error government .....

Let burrow the word of Madam Jonathan ...
there is God ooooooooooo

I spent 10hour in the traffic yesterday . I have not recover from the stress till this moment .

Good morning, traffic already long from Oniru.

Me and yesterday traffic did not even interract

After work, I left Osborne estate Ikoyi at 4:10 and by 4:45 pm , I don land my hood for Palm groove!

Less than 40 minutes

Today too, 30 minutes to work

There's nothing as good as living close to one's place of work..

Ope oo

ravensckar:
My wife literally saved me from yesterday's gridlock.

She was on her way to Idumota market to buy stuff, she saw a mammoth crowd of people stranded at the bus stop. Upon enquiry, she realized there's a serious traffic waiting ahead.

Hanty didn't even waste time, she did a 360 and quickly called me on phone to stay put. I put a call across to our Admin and she confirmed it. Why she didn't inform us remained a mystery to me.

After that yesterday, my love for her increased by 0.5%.

lolz, just 0.5%?

you clearly don't know how much the traffic was, If you knew, it would have been more than that😁

I witnessed first hand the cost of living a country with inept and worthless leaders spiced with civil servants without common sense.

What happened yesterday is a physical demonstration how these people mismanaged the whole country.

If they could cause so much misery to to fix a bridge that was fix about 5 years ago , if they had to build another bridge , they will drive all residents into Cotonou.

That controller of works and her minister deserves stiff punishment for shutting down the entire lagos Island for 2 days , destructive , slow people ..........this is how incompetent people end up playing with our lives

Got home 6am seeing so many breakdowns and accidents and just frustrated people ...the speed cameras also picking my no on the way ........These civil servants are from Hell!

Pennilessword1:
How many ports are around.? Let the fg develop other ports around Nigeria and watch how very assessable they will be in months...

There are functioning sea ports in Calabar and Port Harcourt.

You should be asking yourself why people don't like to use them

Kobicove:
There are functioning sea ports in Calabar and Port Harcourt.

You should be asking yourself why people don't like to use them

What can you clear there?