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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Obedibombedi:
Omoapena:
someone said they have opened the bridge back, is that true?
Traffic from onikan/outer-marina inward VI has always been open(allegedly).
It's the outbound traffic that's shut. And that lane of the bridge is excavated already.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 11:04am On Apr 03, 2025
Barbiturate:
How is the traffic now? Can someone go now, abi make person just dey mainland. I'm seeing trips to the island
I dey always check all Lagos roads on Gmap before going out, or picking a new ride order.
I don't joke with this.

Much respect, boss.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 1:40pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
it should be less today coz people are now aware of the bonny camp bridge closure, you can check your map for updates too.
The rain yesterday didn't help matter as well, it's usually like that.
We usually have more traffic during raining seasons, I know as e dey be for Island.
Today with the sun traffic won't be as mad as it was yesterday.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 2:57pm On Apr 03, 2025
dapotemi:
Omo, fear catch me before.. thought 420 was your net
Lolz... It's actually a no brainer, why fear catch u?
That he cant gross 1.1m or that he can't net 420k after grossing 1.1m??
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 3:49pm On Apr 03, 2025
Pearl1910:
Lolz... It's actually a no brainer, why fear catch u?
That he cant gross 1.1m or that he can't net 420k after grossing 1.1m??
coz the net is supposed to be more than 420k if after commission is 1.1m
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 3:53pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
coz the net is supposed to be more than 420k if after commission is 1.1m
Why do u think so?
There is clearly a breakdown of the expenses.
Tell me which expense item is irrational or abnormal.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody:
Pearl1910:
Why do u think so?
There is clearly a breakdown of the expenses.
Tell me which expense item is irrational or abnormal.
420k is his expenses from the 1.1m after commission, so his net profit is 680k but dapotemi was shocked has he misread the 420k as net profit.

that would mean fuel and other expenses is taking so much from the 1.1m after commission...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 4:52pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
420k is his expenses from the 1.1m after commission, so his net profit is 680k but dapotemi was shocked has he misread the 420k has net profit.

that would mean fuel and other expenses is taking so much from the 1.1m after commission...
I doubt that is Dapotemi's thought.
Cos if someone says he earns 400k monthly on ehailing, he is part of the ignoramus thomases that will say it's a lie.
So he was glad the post was April fool so as to justify his naive thoughts.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody:
Pearl1910:
I doubt that is Dapotemi's thought.
Cos if someone says he earns 400k monthly on ehailing, he is part of the ignoramus thomases that will say it's a lie.
So he was glad the post was April fool so as to justify his naive thoughts.
he said it himself that he thought that's his net, there's no other thing he could be referring to when he can see the dashboard reading over a million.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 5:23pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
420k is his expenses from the 1.1m after commission, so his net profit is 680k but dapotemi was shocked has he misread the 420k has net profit.

that would mean fuel and other expenses is taking so much from the 1.1m after commission...
You Gerrit. My thought exactly.
Why would anyone take home 420k from 1.1m?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 5:33pm On Apr 03, 2025
Barbiturate:
How is the traffic now? Can someone go now, abi make person just dey mainland. I'm seeing trips to the island
Maybe you shouldn't.
I'm on a WhatsApp group where our staff bus driver was asking staff to join the bus at falomo because he could not make it down to Odeku, due to traffic..This is just about an hour ago... obviously the traffic tie wrapper for that axis
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 5:41pm On Apr 03, 2025
dapotemi:
You Gerrit. My thought exactly.
Why would anyone take home 420k from 1.1m?
yeah, I totally get you boss.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:48pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
he said it himself that he thought that's his net, there's no other thing he could be referring to when he can see the dashboard reading over a million.
You why u no allow am answer for himself
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:50pm On Apr 03, 2025
dapotemi:
You Gerrit. My thought exactly.
Why would anyone take home 420k from 1.1m?
Go and ask your ancestors 😁
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 6:01pm On Apr 03, 2025
Some people will always have obstacles in their life because of the obstacles they put in other people's life until they repent and apologize publicly.
U intentionally stand in people's way to progress and change and think ur own life will progress? Na lie.
You and your cohorts; Una go chi chomchin.
Except u have always been lying that u are in d business, cos everybody in this business knows that there has always been money in ehailing, even on it's worst days, u are better of than a Senior staff in civil service. But if u are in this business and u lie and deceive people that it is not profitable thereby discouraging others then u will get your reward.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 6:02pm On Apr 03, 2025
any reliable and experienced pilot in need of car for rentals?

T&C

daily remittance of 8k
refundable security deposit of 100k
at least 500 successful rides on any of the trio apps
known moniker

car is ford focus
2.0 litre engine
AC in topnotch

T&C not negotiable, car to be picked up by ending of the month

hit me on 0808227536. 3 if you're interested
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 6:58pm On Apr 03, 2025
Pearl1910:
Some people will always have obstacles in their life because of the obstacles they put in other people's life until they repent and apologize publicly.
U intentionally stand in people's way to progress and change and think ur own life will progress? Na lie.
You and your cohorts; Una go chi chomchin.
Except u have always been lying that u are in d business, cos everybody in this business knows that there has always been money in ehailing, even on it's worst days, u are better of than a Senior staff in civil service. But if u are in this business and u lie and deceive people that it is not profitable thereby discouraging others then u will get your reward.
This man 😊
U no dey taya o! U still dey on top this matter!

That guy na night crawler. Asides the arrogant fellow, someone doing day should post dashboard too.(March)

What some of us are trying to prove is that the hustle isn't juicy like before again. We are not discouraging anybody
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 7:02pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
daily remittance of 8k
56k weekly 😳

You go fit accept this kind deal?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 7:03pm On Apr 03, 2025
Barbiturate:
56k weekly 😳

You go fit accept this kind deal?
how much is it supposed to be pls?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 7:09pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
how much is it supposed to be pls?
At least 35k weekly. That's 5k daily.
Why the 100k? It's delivery na.
Just get guarantors and get to know his/her house and family....and maybe church
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by HelenaWills(f): 7:10pm On Apr 03, 2025
dapotemi:
You Gerrit. My thought exactly.
Why would anyone take home 420k from 1.1m?
Is 50k for maintenance even realistic?
Or doesn't the maintenance include repairs and servicing?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 7:18pm On Apr 03, 2025
Barbiturate:
At least 35k weekly. That's 5k daily.
Why the 100k? It's delivery na.
Just get guarantors and get to know his/her house and family....and maybe church
lol..

this man, you funny gan I swear, 5k daily for a car and you said why 100k deposit, so I should just give out a whole car like that to a total stranger without any commitment?

keke self dey deliver 8k daily
korope dey deliver 9k daily
bikes dey deliver 5k and you want someone to drop a car that will also serve you for your own personal movements for 5k daily, abeg give me your car, I will gladly pay you 6k daily...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:21pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
lol..

this man, you funny gan I swear, 5k daily for a car and you said why 100k deposit, so I should just give out a whole car like that to a total stranger without any commitment?

keke self dey deliver 8k daily
korope dey deliver 9k daily
bikes dey deliver 5k and you want someone to drop a car that will also serve you for your own personal movements for 5k daily, abeg give me your car, I will gladly pay you 6k daily...
grin grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 7:30pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
lol..

this man, you funny gan I swear, 5k daily for a car and you said why 100k deposit, so I should just give out a whole car like that to a total stranger without any commitment?

keke self dey deliver 8k daily
korope dey deliver 9k daily
bikes dey deliver 5k and you want someone to drop a car that will also serve you for your own personal movements for 5k daily, abeg give me your car, I will gladly pay you 6k daily...
Bros sorry to interrupt, there was never a time uber drivers deliver more than these guys u mentioned except maybe bikes.
I am not saying you shouldn't give out your car at any amount you choose.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m):
Omoapena:
any reliable and experienced pilot in need of car for rentals?

T&C

daily remittance of 8k
refundable security deposit of 100k
at least 500 successful rides on any of the trio apps
known moniker

car is ford focus
2.0 litre engine
AC in topnotch

T&C not negotiable, car to be picked up by ending of the month

hit me on 0808227536. 3 if you're interested
😂
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 7:48pm On Apr 03, 2025
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HelenaWills:
Is 50k for maintenance even realistic?
Or doesn't the maintenance include repairs and servicing?
Yes!
50k for maintenance is realistic but there is a BUT!!!

There will be months the car will/may demand for X4 or X5 of that amount
Everyday is not Christmas
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 7:58pm On Apr 03, 2025
dav1002:
Why you no just come out plain and write 72k weekly remittance 😂
This comrade grin
how did you get your own 72k?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kaymaxi2222(m): 8:15pm On Apr 03, 2025
Barbiturate:
At least 35k weekly. That's 5k daily.
Why the 100k? It's delivery na.
Just get guarantors and get to know his/her house and family....and maybe church
toor 5k daily keh abeg me self need motor oo 5k daily
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 8:21pm On Apr 03, 2025
Omoapena:
lol..

this man, you funny gan I swear, 5k daily for a car and you said why 100k deposit, so I should just give out a whole car like that to a total stranger without any commitment?
I'm not a clown. I'm only saying what I know.....maybe it has changed now, I do not know. I have driven someone's car before, years back and I didn't pay any commitment fee. 35k is what I see people do weekly. Moreover, you don't just give out your car to a stranger. You need to know the person very well and do verification. What exactly is the essence of the 100k commitment? Theft? Damage?

To crown it all, it is your car, so you decide how you want the deal to go! I'm only advising, and if I have a spare car, I would be glad to give it to you for 6k daily, and that's if you will be the one to drive it personally
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Obedibombedi: 8:22pm On Apr 03, 2025
HelenaWills:
Is 50k for maintenance even realistic?
Or doesn't the maintenance include repairs and servicing?
It is ooo.
Last November, I spent #100,000 on maintenance.
December 2025,I spent #220,000.

This January/February, I didn't do any maintenance.

The reason I spent so much in December was cos I did lube service which cost me almost 100k.


I feel I'm spending more on maintenance, cos of the age of the car.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Barbiturate(m): 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2025
Kaymaxi2222:
toor 5k daily keh abeg me self need motor oo 5k daily
How much do you deliver weekly?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 8:34pm On Apr 03, 2025
Kaymaxi2222:
toor 5k daily keh abeg me self need motor oo 5k daily
don't mind that egbon jare, 5k wey person go see untop 1 single trip in less than 2 hours...
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