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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 11:56pm On Apr 05, 2025
Ibime:
So those things na asbestos? How boys never get cancer na modern miracle
actually its likely that what we called asbestos today is actually some kind of cellulose fibre.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by airmark(m): 12:07am On Apr 06, 2025
raumdeuter:
You mean table tennis where you join your desks together and break classroom asbestos for bat
Lawn tennis court dey school.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Singapore1(m): 12:17am On Apr 06, 2025
Ibime:
So those things na asbestos? How boys never get cancer na modern miracle
natural selection
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 12:31am On Apr 06, 2025
Ibime:
Your opponent go say na cutting grin grin
Yes sir! Or you target the edge of the table while smashing. Recovery possibility na nearly impossible!
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by airmark(m): 1:00am On Apr 06, 2025
raumdeuter:
That's part of the plan, you will be targeting the "contour" as we call it
We played this one too. You say in Yoruba 'o gin'.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:03am On Apr 06, 2025
Singapore1:
natural selection
More like dirty no dey kill African man
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by airmark(m): 1:04am On Apr 06, 2025
Roland17:
Yes sir! Or you target the edge of the table while smashing. Recovery possibility na nearly impossible!
Some of us used to package our service to pinch the edge, 'ace' recorded. grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 1:14am On Apr 06, 2025
Roland17:
Yes sir! Or you target the edge of the table while smashing. Recovery possibility na nearly impossible!
Some boys such as myself done perfect the art of service wey dey move so fast, it's equivalent to smashing. While some niggas go put so much slicing on their serve, you want return am left, the thing go move right. If you meet one of those niggas and fail to return 3 or 4 in a row, whitewash done become possibility.

Some other niggas go use hand spin ball at the moment when the ball and bat meet during their serve to make ball spin multiple directions like Ronaldo free kick. That's when some ol' gees had to change the rules and tell us that in professional game, you must throw the ball in the air before serving. Some niggas whole game collapsed after that rule came in.

Table tennis was a Saturday afternoon staple. Saturday morning was monkey post or Ball Ay, then when sun comes out at mid-day, its table tennis or counterball, and in the evening when sun relax, back to football
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by airmark(m): 1:20am On Apr 06, 2025
Ibime:
Some boys such as myself done perfect the art of service wey dey move so fast, it's equivalent to smashing. While some niggas go put so much slicing on their serve, you want return am left, the thing go move right. If you meet one of those niggas and fail to return 3 or 4 in a row, whitewash done become possibility.

Some other niggas go use hand spin ball at the moment when the ball and bat meet during their serve to make ball spin multiple directions like Ronaldo free kick. That's when some ol' gees had to change the rules and tell us that in professional game, you must throw the ball in the air before serving. Some niggas whole game collapsed after that rule came in.

Table tennis was a Saturday afternoon staple. Saturday morning was monkey post or Ball Ay, then when sun comes out at mid-day, its table tennis or counterball, and in the evening when sun relax, back to football
Counterball na table soccer abi? We dey play for floor too.

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 1:20am On Apr 06, 2025
airmark:
Some of us used to package our service to pinch the edge, 'ace' recorded. grin
The service go get “roborobo” spin join grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by airmark(m): 1:23am On Apr 06, 2025
Roland17:
The service go get “roborobo” spin join grin
100.

It must be fast, service Ika. grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 1:58am On Apr 06, 2025
Roland17:
The service go get “roborobo” spin join grin
Some put so much back spin on their serve that it lands on your side and the ball reverses back

That table twnnis na wetin grown men dey bet their house rent on before snooker became popular
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 6:03am On Apr 06, 2025
Roland17:
Omo if the tables no properly align where they join, the contour fit send you go Lokoja when you dey plan Owerri.
The contour is the main focus but we usually switch side after 3 servicing each, there are times someone will mistakenly step on the tennis ball(egg) we will place it near fire to align it
Ibime:
So those things na asbestos? How boys never get cancer na modern miracle
Does asbestos cause cancer, it's those roofing slate
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 6:09am On Apr 06, 2025
Ibime:
Some boys such as myself done perfect the art of service wey dey move so fast, it's equivalent to smashing. While some niggas go put so much slicing on their serve, you want return am left, the thing go move right. If you meet one of those niggas and fail to return 3 or 4 in a row, whitewash done become possibility.

Some other niggas go use hand spin ball at the moment when the ball and bat meet during their serve to make ball spin multiple directions like Ronaldo free kick. That's when some ol' gees had to change the rules and tell us that in professional game, you must throw the ball in the air before serving. Some niggas whole game collapsed after that rule came in.

Table tennis was a Saturday afternoon staple. Saturday morning was monkey post or Ball Ay, then when sun comes out at mid-day, its table tennis or counterball, and in the evening when sun relax, back to football
Monkey post is one of the most dangerous football then because we play barefoot on hard surface, someone will surely shi toe, we will pour sand on the wound to stop the bleeding and play continue
It's the aftermath that is painful because the pain comes when you sleep and going to school you have to wear socks and shoes, how those wound don't get infected I don't know
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 7:02am On Apr 06, 2025
raumdeuter:
You mean table tennis where you join your desks together and break classroom asbestos for bat
Hehehehe now this is a nigga I can relate to, break the asbestos and carve it to fit your purpose.... comot that rolling ball from sure roll-on that year grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Emaprince: 7:04am On Apr 06, 2025
This is an example of what Disstroy was argueing about. Imagine this girl somehow managed to stab the guy and he dies, she will claim self defence or he wanted to ra..pe her.


https://www.nairaland.com/8390058/lady-tries-kill-man-knife
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 7:22am On Apr 06, 2025
KingTom:
Hehehehe now this is a nigga I can relate to, break the asbestos and carve it to fit your purpose.... comot that rolling ball from sure roll-on that year grin
The ball in roll on is heavier than tennis ball na, it doesn't even bounce
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 7:38am On Apr 06, 2025
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by monerozi5590: 8:04am On Apr 06, 2025
raumdeuter:
Nonsense from Obama. Trump promised all what hes doing during the campaign and the voters chose him
Have you seen this also
https://www.nairaland.com/8390366/anti-trump-protesters-gather-washington-other
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DissTroy(m): 8:14am On Apr 06, 2025
Emaprince:
This is an example of what Diss.troy was argueing about. Imagine this girl somehow managed to stab the guy and he dies, she will claim self defence or he wanted to ra..pe her.


https://www.nairaland.com/8390058/lady-tries-kill-man-knife
That's what the supporters of women here without proof do not understand. In any alteration with a woman unrecorded, the world has already judged you as guilty, the gender-prejudiced jury made up of men too.

If you have a female subordinate you work with privately at work in close spaces, the day she accuses you of sexual harrassment, you are gone.

If Annie Idibia, still reeling from her divorce, goes on a podcast to reveal she endured physical abuse while married to 2Baba, he's forever toast. They'd be protests by rights groups and petitions signed to ban him from performing at international festivals.
Unless he has evidence of her apologizing for physically abusing him or being violent, he's forever gone.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 8:36am On Apr 06, 2025
iamoyindamola:
The ball in roll on is heavier than tennis ball na, it doesn't even bounce
Smash am wetin no good, the werey go bounce to space sef
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Shegzdave: 8:40am On Apr 06, 2025
iamoyindamola:
The ball in roll on is heavier than tennis ball na, it doesn't even bounce
Says who?
You have to apply force when hitting it
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 9:00am On Apr 06, 2025
Shegzdave:
Says who?
You have to apply force when hitting it
cool

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 9:21am On Apr 06, 2025
KingTom:
Smash am wetin no good, the werey go bounce to space sef
Unless you are using wood if it's still slate e go break na
Shegzdave:
Says who?
You have to apply force when hitting it
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 9:26am On Apr 06, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Unless you are using wood if it's still slate e go break na
[color=royalblue]Wetin go break?

Roll on ball?[/color]
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 9:31am On Apr 06, 2025
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Wetin go break?

Roll on ball?[/color]
Slate na
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingTom(m): 10:09am On Apr 06, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Unless you are using wood if it's still slate e go break na
Our Senior Prefect then sef na your namesake DammyD'Wonder001 he dey use rubber band band the asbestos to him palm, if ball wey e smash touch your head you fit get concussion grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Tochex101(m): 10:22am On Apr 06, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Monkey post is one of the most dangerous football then because we play barefoot on hard surface, someone will surely shi toe, we will pour sand on the wound to stop the bleeding and play continue
It's the aftermath that is painful because the pain comes when you sleep and going to school you have to wear socks and shoes, how those wound don't get infected I don't know
Ours was monkey post or 4 man post......you go play sweat like werey.

After you clip your toe....to take off your socks the next day after school go dey fear you.
The stub of the wound go don kiss your sockings, the pain eh...........yet the next day if dem no choose you for set na yawa, u go dey vex.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by semid4lyfe(m):
Nostalgic memories. Thank God for growth and adulthood grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:51am On Apr 06, 2025
iamoyindamola:
Monkey post is one of the most dangerous football then because we play barefoot on hard surface, someone will surely shi toe, we will pour sand on the wound to stop the bleeding and play continue
It's the aftermath that is painful because the pain comes when you sleep and going to school you have to wear socks and shoes, how those wound don't get infected I don't know
“4 corner post “ trumps monkey post any day any time . As much I enjoyed monkey post , I think 4 corner post is my favorite type of football during childhood .

The game involves 4 different players manning 4 different goal posts strategically located on the 4 cardinal points on the pitch .

Each man will defend his post at all times to prevent any of the other 3 players from scoring in his post while he’s also scheming to score in any of their respective goal posts . Each player is allowed to touch the ball once until another player touches the ball while it is still in play. If u touch the ball twice in a row , u have committed a foul and the player whose goal post is directly opposite urs will play a “penalty” from his post straight towards urs . When the penalty is being taken, u will step away from ur goal post and hope the penalty taker loses an open net attempt at ur goal post grin

Once u are scored against either through open play or penalty , another player who has been on the outside will take over ur goal post and the game continues .We say he has “entered set”

I learnt defence and attack in that game . I usually end up being the lat man standing who others find hard to score against . At times if u have stayed too long and nobody has been unable to score u, the other 3 players can gang up against u solely to collaborate to score against u. cheesy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by iamoyindamola(m): 11:00am On Apr 06, 2025
BlueRayDick:
“4 corner post “ trumps monkey post any day any time . As much I enjoyed monkey post , I think 4 corner post is my favorite type of football during childhood .

The game involves 4 different players manning 4 different goal posts strategically located on the 4 cardinal points on the pitch .

Each man will defend his post at all times to prevent any of the other 3 players from scoring in his post while he’s also scheming to score in any of their respective goal posts . Each player is allowed to touch the ball once until another player touches the ball while it is still in play. If u touch the ball twice in a row , u have committed a foul and the player whose goal post is directly opposite urs will play a “penalty” from his post straight towards urs . When the penalty is being taken, u will step away from ur goal post and hope the penalty taker loses an open net attempt at ur goal post grin

Once u are scored against either through open play or penalty , another player who has been on the outside will take over ur goal post and the game continues .We say he has “entered set”

I learnt defence and attack in that game . I usually end up being the lat man standing who others find hard to score against . At times if u have stayed too long and nobody has been unable to score u, the other 3 players can gang up against u solely to collaborate to score against u. cheesy
I know 4 corner post, it was extracted from 2 touches games where you can only touch the ball twice with the aim to score your opponent
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Odunharry(m): 11:04am On Apr 06, 2025
DissTroy:
That's what the supporters of women here without proof do not understand. In any alteration with a woman unrecorded, the world has already judged you as guilty, the gender-prejudiced jury made up of men too.

If you have a female subordinate you work with privately at work in close spaces, the day she accuses you of sexual harrassment, you are gone.

If Annie Idibia, still reeling from her divorce, goes on a podcast to reveal she endured physical abuse while married to 2Baba, he's forever toast. They'd be protests by rights groups and petitions signed to ban him from performing at international festivals.
Unless he has evidence of her apologizing for physically abusing him or being violent, he's forever gone.
True this. Men and women are judged differently. If someone accuses a guy of assault or rape without evidence or hearing from the guy, the world automatically see that person as guilty.
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