₦airaland Forum

iamoyindamola:
I know 4 corner post, it was extracted from 2 touches games where you can only touch the ball twice with the aim to score your opponent

BlueRayDick:
Yeah, it is an expanded version of “2 touches”

KingTom:
Our Penalties were back heeled then to make it more challenging


School had a massive field when we were in Jss we dey play 2 Keeper, meaning if you and your partner score, 2 of una go mount post until another duo scores. Omo if no be God I for no fit get children with the kind of shots wey those boys plant for my lower regions

Nigerian Naira again: "The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) on Friday injected $197.71 million into the foreign exchange (FX) market in a bid to restore calm as the naira crashed to N1,600 per dollar—its weakest official exchange rate since December—under growing pressure from global economic shocks, including a 14% import tariff recently imposed on Nigeria by the United States."

Ideally, Nigeria should not inject funds to stabilize Naira since it is floated. A floating regime will require the market forces to do the job.  That we are still injecting funds after two years does imply Naira cannot swim in a sea of global currencies when floated. Simply, Naira does not have the productive life jackets to float!

Mr. Governor, save Naira: peg it to N1,200/$ and allow it be. I have an Excel sheet where I've tracked the gains and losses as a result of the float. My data showed me that Naira is still being subsidized, not by the government, but by the private sector. That subsidization by the private sector is costing the government massive revenue. So, companies like MTN which used to send tons of money as tax have nothing to send.

My data shows that the opportunity cost (revenue, investment, asset value, etc) and the extra borrowing associated due to the loss of revenue from the private sector is close to the amount the government was originally spending on the Naira subsidy before the float. By the time I modeled asymmetric impacts like loss of venture funding for startups which was triggered by the floating, it becomes a negative policy on national economic competitiveness and growth.

I am an investor and I speak with dozens of global investors yearly. The #1 Naira problem is the volatility and not necessarily the exchange rate. But since we are still injecting funds to stabilize Naira because the US sneezed tariffs, why not just peg it? Mr. President is rational as an accountant, and will see this from the numbers. As always, my highest respect and I close from my June 2023 post: ‘Nigeria’s floating of its currency, while progressive, will cause severe perturbations in the economy – and a stable state may not come as most experts have predicted." This injection of funds means the system is still unstable after 2 years

BlueRayDick:
This ! !!!

At some point I was numb to shots , the kind shots wey I Dey chop for leg . When the shot hits that lower region , the kind excruciating pain wey Dey come with it ehn. And back then we don’t follow this nowadays rule of “ball to hand “ is not penalty . If a shot is about to hit ur scrotum and u use hand block it, na penalty straight 😂

BlueRayDick:
This ! !!!

At some point I was numb to shots , the kind shots wey I Dey chop for leg . When the shot hits that lower region , the kind excruciating pain wey Dey come with it ehn. And back then we don’t follow this nowadays rule of “ball to hand “ is not penalty . If a shot is about to hit ur scrotum and u use hand block it, na penalty straight 😂

KingTom:
YKB jor!!! Walahi you go sacrifice am and take the pain like a man, make you no comot from set wey you just enter

iamoyindamola:
I hate ogiri gbamila ball
Because the wall can be for you or against you
As for ball hitting your scrotum, it will surely happen because the post is a ground level or at most knee level why won't it hit the Winnie
The pain is crazy if it's plastic ball, felele doesn't pain like that

KingTom:
You no fit whine this one, you go cry!!!!

KingTom:
You no fit whine this one, you go cry!!!!

afrodoc2:
No be the legendary kaka ball be this?

BlueRayDick:
U dey mind iamoyindamola? Na that Health size 4 and 5 we dey use play that year and the shot dey hit like mad.

If the shot meet u for face, u fit no see well for two days

KingTom:
You no fit whine this one, you go cry!!!!

BlueRayDick:
U dey mind iamoyindamola? Na that Health size 4 and 5 we dey use play that year and the shot dey hit like mad.

If the shot meet u for face, u fit no see well for two days

KingTom:
You no fit whine this one, you go cry!!!!

Shegzdave:
Health ball wey fit Jeopardize your health

afrodoc2:
If kaka ball jam your face, concussion sure (but that time we no know wetin that one mean) and it fit peel your skin sef. The surface rough like moon surface. 😂

BlueRayDick:
“4 corner post “ trumps monkey post any day any time . As much I enjoyed monkey post , I think 4 corner post is my favorite type of football during childhood .

The game involves 4 different players manning 4 different goal posts strategically located on the 4 cardinal points on the pitch .

Each man will defend his post at all times to prevent any of the other 3 players from scoring in his post while he’s also scheming to score in any of their respective goal posts . Each player is allowed to touch the ball once until another player touches the ball while it is still in play. If u touch the ball twice in a row , u have committed a foul and the player whose goal post is directly opposite urs will play a “penalty” from his post straight towards urs . When the penalty is being taken, u will step away from ur goal post and hope the penalty taker loses an open net attempt at ur goal post

Once u are scored against either through open play or penalty , another player who has been on the outside will take over ur goal post and the game continues .We say he has “entered set”

I learnt defence and attack in that game . I usually end up being the lat man standing who others find hard to score against . At times if u have stayed too long and nobody has been unable to score u, the other 3 players can gang up against u solely to collaborate to score against u.

iamoyindamola:

That ball dan hit me for ear before with sand, as my ear they ring I they try clean the sand for my ear

BlueRayDick:
That's the street name;Kaka size 4 or size 5.

If skin no full, no pu body for kaka shot

iamoyindamola:
This health have air inflation na, do you guys play it at it original size without reducing the air
Una go they break glass everywhere
Of course the ball is hard, we buy size 4 it's better than this size 5
Playing the ball in it original size is painful because of the rough body , we inflat it to our taste before kick off

Tochex101:
That kaka size 5 too tough.....if u inflate am fully nah die.
If u no strong wipe shot, leg sef go pain you...

Reminds me of my friend Onos......he carry bazooka for leg, once he cut into his left, keeper go leave post cos everybody know say the shot wey go follow......the escape velocity will shred anything it meets.

alxx:
If you nod Kaka wey dem just buy, you fit get headache the whole day

Is this not stup!dty? 😳 pic.twitter.com/nWDWv265Bu

— SCRUMMY (@iamscrummy_) April 6, 2025

TemporaryHansel:
Happy birthday to me 😊

afrodoc2:
No be the legendary kaka ball be this?

alxx:
If you nod Kaka wey dem just buy, you fit get headache the whole day

TemporaryHansel:
Happy birthday to me 😊

GloriousGbola:
Many happy returns

I made this just for you

Cheers man

GloriousGbola:
Many happy returns

I made this just for you

Cheers man