₦airaland Forum

haybhi1:
Go and cram too, mumu, if e easy

mtchewww take me to america where she resides, i will do the cramming and get good result better than her useless result

😁😂

Hotfreezing:
You're the first and last akpu slave I will reply here.
My ancestors sold your ancestors as slaves.

https://www.nairaland.com/6663008/how-bini-used-sold-igbos

If not for civilisation, I would have bought your entire family and lined them up to be singing for me as I sleep tonight.

Hotfreezing:
This one no be Amaka. She no be one of those wey dey forge Jamb result.

Congratulations to her.

Ovbiedo pataki.

omo alalubarika

DonAbba:
mtchewww take me to america where she resides, i will do the cramming and get good result better than her useless result

Why can't your father take you to America? Or, is it anyone's fault that you are so wretched that you can't appreciate good things?

By the way, see your post here. Just last week.

DonAbba:
For the past three years I have been trying and trying to buy a good phone but I couldn't do it. From 3years ago to today, it was only once I was able to raise 50k, before I get the remaing 20k to make it 70 I lost it all.
I am tired of using an old android version4 with a faulty screen and camera and a battery that last for only 3hours.
From today I will not have sex, watch porn or masturbate until I make 100k. I gave myself 60days to do so, if I couldn't do it after 60days the journey will be stopped.
How I am gonna make the money, i don't know because i am jobless and I dont have a sellable skill, all I do is menial works. But I have faith.

You have no job, you have no skill, you have no money and you have no sense. The only thing you are talented in is maxtuxbation.
Which head do you want to use to cram?

Your life is ruined and you don't even know it.

I hope she does not believe men can get pregnant after they are done educating her.

missionmex:
Thank God for one o. The rest dey Italy dey do their usual work wey we know them for.

The same work your mama dey do
No wonder papa marry your mama on hire purchase.

Small boys dey call ya mama "swipe to unlock" for area.

Hotfreezing:
She is not like unfortunate yam-legged girls in the East that they use ordinary pictures of Lagos to impregnate.

Edo people no get time for that one.

But lagos is a brainless place no one takes serious only lunatics like you.. We know Aba made but never heard of Lagos made... We are not selling prostitutes in Italy or those cheap ones in tope in cotonou.. I know the nigerians that look ugly and unsaleeable like dry shiiit.

Kiss the truth.

haybhi1:

You wan cry go sleep tonight... Ejikeme Mmesoma brother

Still someone from Eastern region took over in lasu University.. Brainless charcoal looking nappy heads.

Hotfreezing:
The same work your mama dey do
No wonder papa marry your mama on hire purchase.

Small boys dey call ya mama "swipe to unlock" for area.

See this silly thing. The drug wey kil! Your mama na im go still kill you. Drug pushing idiot

Hotfreezing:
You're the first and last akpu slave I will reply here.
My ancestors sold your ancestors as slaves.

https://www.nairaland.com/6663008/how-bini-used-sold-igbos

If not for civilisation, I would have bought your entire family and lined them up to be singing for me as I sleep tonight.

Still you couldn't make first and second president in Nigeria.. Both military and civilian and you where conquered by rag tag fulani gays and where imposed a Muslim religion by force.. We still dominate you even in your villages...

Son we are not mate right from time.. Oduduwa was a slave to us.

Brainless uncreative thing.

Hotfreezing:
You're the first and last akpu slave I will reply here.
My ancestors sold your ancestors as slaves.

https://www.nairaland.com/6663008/how-bini-used-sold-igbos

If not for civilisation, I would have bought your entire family and lined them up to be singing for me as I sleep tonight.

Still you couldn't make first and second president in Nigeria.. Both military and civilian and you where conquered by rag tag fulani gays and where imposed a Muslim religion by force.. We still dominate you even in your villages...

Son we are not mate right from time.. Oduduwa was a slave to us.

Brainless uncreative thing.

Son we are not mate right from time.. Oduduwa was a slave to us.

Brainless uncreative thing.

ngwaIgbo223:
Still someone from Eastern region took over in lasu University.. Brainless charcoal looking nappy heads.

Lol... dunce, common it's just LASU. If it's not UI, Unilag, Unilorin, OAU, FUTA, Covenant... count us out abeg... You very hardly see intelligent or brainy Yoruba child choose LASU as first choice school to go. I'll take you serious when your dolt, frog-looking, recessive occipital, erythematous heads start achieving those feats in these schools. Come back to talk then.

Not so fast. It's most guys from other states in Lagos that usually attend LASU and a few Yorubas who couldn't get their other options. Someone from Edo got 5.0 in Law and got paid by Sanwo Olu last year or two years ago, so don't bite the grass in excitement, dumbo.

I myself did write some LASU Post UTME, but it was just tospi... cos I didn't read ahead at all. Lol, LASU bawo... mumu was already so happy... lol

haybhi1:
;DLol... dunce, common it's just LASU. If it's not UI, Unilag, Unilorin, OAU, FUTA, Covenant... count us out abeg... You very hardly see intelligent or brainy Yoruba child choose LASU as first to school to go. I'll take you serious when your dolt, frog-looking, recessive occipital, erythematous heads start achieving those feats in these schools. Come back to talk then.

Not so fast. It's most guys from other states in Lagos that usually attend LASU and a few Yorubas who couldn't get their other options. Someone from Edo got 5.0 in Law and got paid by Sanwo Olu last year or two years ago, so don't bite the grass in excitement, dumbo.

I myself did write some LASU Post UTME, but it was just tospi... cos I didn't read ahead at all. Lol, LASU bawo... mumu was already so happy... lol

Shut up illiterate.

Write in yoruba language pls.

ngwaIgbo223:
Shut up illiterate.

Write in yoruba language pls.

Looooooooool... you see what I'm saying? Your brain is trifling. You don't understand those words. And you're too lazy to cheat by checking the dico or chatgpt. Mmesoma even get sense pass you🤣🤣🤣

ngwaIgbo223:
Shut up illiterate.

Write in yoruba language pls.

Olodo upon 40. Lol... Yoruba will compound your dyslexia... you wey no fit understand English wan understand Yoruba... lol...

Better enrol in Primary school next week, because in 2031 when the country becomes better,

haybhi1:
Looooooooool... you see what I'm saying? You brain is trifling. You don't understand those words. And you're too lazy to cheat by checking the dice or chatgpt. Mmesoma even get sense pass you🤣🤣🤣

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Get sense pass you..

Write in yoruba.. This is not English dickhead.

Brilliant I hope my semen produces a fantastic offspring as this too.

ngwaIgbo223:
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Get sense pass you..

Write in yoruba.. This is not English dickhead.

Alaigbo man...
Lol... poor fella, deprived of formal education. It appears not far-fetched Nairaland is your ticket to your trivial-degree ability to read and write. Unfortunately, you need more than Nairaland could offer to understand little things. Lol.

haybhi1:
Olodo upon 40. Lol... Yoruba will compound your dyslexia... you wey no fit understand English wan understand Yoruba... lol...

Better enrol in Primary school next week, because in 2031 when the country becomes better,

Local boy.. What type of useless English is this.

you wey no fit understand English wan understand Yoruba... lol...


Is that what they taught you in your third world glorified secondary school... Miselamore

Judolisco:
Congrats girl.... If na book, leave am for naija

Irrespective of the course she wants to study, any of those Universities is a gate way to success.
Congratulations kid 👏

ngwaIgbo223:
Local boy.. What type of useless English is this.

you wey no fit understand English wan understand Yoruba... lol...

Is that what they taught you in your third world glorified secondary school... Miselamore

The further you type, the more mire your situation appears. I bet you don't even know what third-world means.

You're a waste to existence. All indication points that you're an experiment gone wrong. You stand of chance of being useless from 2031, if you don't brush up yourself.

I bet you're the reason they institutionalized psychiatry hospital😁😁😄

haybhi1:
Alaigbo man...
Lol... poor fella, deprived of formal education. It appears not far-fetched Nairaland is your ticket to your trivial-degree ability to read and write. Unfortunately, you need more than Nairaland could offer to understand little things. Lol.

Wrong English. No commas etc.

Do you think English is a useless yoruba language.

ngwaIgbo223:
Local boy.. What type of useless English is this.

you wey no fit understand English wan understand Yoruba... lol...


Is that what they taught you in your third world glorified secondary school... Miselamore

Lol... international dim wit. Alaigbo senior prefect.

haybhi1:
Lol... international dim wit. Alaigbo senior prefect.

It's not called prefect... Nigerian made mofo.

richiemcgold:

I'll keep saying it: 👉 "if you have money, use it to build your children's career instead of building houses upandown."

Do the two if you have money. Na human being go live for the house too. Same way educated children would keep up the hardwork

ngwaIgbo223:
Wrong English. No commas etc.

Do you think English is a useless yoruba language.

I don't expect you to know how indentation and punctuation works because you spend ¾ or your life hawking fake drugs. Your ignoble use of English is, indeed, courtesy of Nairaland. You should pray for Seun everyday before you pray for yourself anytime you ho to Church, Obinna

haybhi1:
The further you type, the more mire your situation appears. I bet you don't even know what third-world means.

You're a waste to existence. All indication points that you're an experiment gone wrong. You stand of chance of being useless from 2031, if you don't brush up yourself.

I bet you're the reason they institutionalized psychiatry hospital😁😁😄

You're a waste to existence.

Wrong English... Very funny illiterate.

haybhi1:
I don't expect you to know how indentation and punctuation works because you spend ¾ or your life hawking fake drugs. Your ignoble use of English is, indeed, courtesy of Nairaland. You should pray for Seun everyday before you pray for yourself anytime you ho to Church, Obinna

Oh here come the illiterate. Driving off point..

Loooooooooooooooooolllll, God forgive me o....

Note: I take part responsibility for digressing from the topic. Make una no vex abeg. I just lost some money to cbex, and this dim wit, Ngwaigbo123, got on my nerves, frolicking with my patience, and it feels really exciting to unleash my frustrations on him. I've been trying to keep my cool and avoid people while I find my happiness solo. But to the unfortunate ewu, I'm sorry you're my victim tonight.

You're giving me a nice night.

ngwaIgbo223:
You're a waste to existence.

Wrong English... Very funny illiterate.

Lol... you've never heard such refined English in your life, right?
I understand. You know, most of you Lagos is your dream. It's your America.
That's why you can't know or grasp English beyond certain level. On a scale of 1-10. Your best effort will score 1.5
That's why you don't know yet that you, ngwaIgbo223, is a waste to existence of humanity.

Prove me wrong if I lie.😆😆😅