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raumdeuter:
Wetin face some people dey back some people

It depends on the angle you are looking at. When you dey see Bobby, some dey view the nyansh

Whodeybreef:
This thread though. Despite it being an offshoot of the Chelsea thread to discuss miscellaneous matters you still have peeps here still carrying some football attributes here. Epa Diggz na Klopp, gengen pressing and ultra attacking, if you greet am Good morning and the Good for that morning no stretch well reach the last syllable you must collect, long ball, short ball, crossing, cutting from the wings,long range thunder he no know wan know he go use am enter you when scores na 7-0 he go comot Messi sub in Ronaldo, so unless you know how to counter well or fight he gengen press with gengen press you must either beg referee to end match or just swallow your goals like Mama divine fufu. Then we have our very Voltron, Ogbomosho Simeone and the defender of the defenceless Egbon Dayo, if you like know all the attacking format for this life baba go still plant 9 men for box 18, if you come still try bypass those defenders keeper go turn spiderman catch wetin no good, even you yourself go begin question your tactics whether you dey craze by the time he use haram humble you, Oga if to say na you tinubu get instead of onanuga walahi na electron day baba go touch down from France cause this defending na baba.
Nihilist and don jazzy own na el classico, barka and Madrid but that's another matter for another day.

Whodeybreef:
This thread though. Despite it being an offshoot of the Chelsea thread to discuss miscellaneous matters you still have peeps here still carrying some football attributes here. Epa Diggz na Klopp, gengen pressing and ultra attacking, if you greet am Good morning and the Good for that morning no stretch well reach the last syllable you must collect, long ball, short ball, crossing, cutting from the wings,long range thunder he no know wan know he go use am enter you when scores na 7-0 he go comot Messi sub in Ronaldo, so unless you know how to counter well or fight he gengen press with gengen press you must either beg referee to end match or just swallow your goals like Mama divine fufu. Then we have our very Voltron, Ogbomosho Simeone and the defender of the defenceless Egbon Dayo, if you like know all the attacking format for this life baba go still plant 9 men for box 18, if you come still try bypass those defenders keeper go turn spiderman catch wetin no good, even you yourself go begin question your tactics whether you dey craze by the time he use haram humble you, Oga if to say na you tinubu get instead of onanuga walahi na electron day baba go touch down from France cause this defending na baba.
Nihilist and don jazzy own na el classico, barka and Madrid but that's another matter for another day.

raumdeuter:
Employ me boss. Make I dey fight your enemies on here and on Chelsea thread

I charge in Dollars

raumdeuter:
This one easy now. If they consume all the medical resources at the National hospital wetin go remain for common people like us to use

sebod:
If eventually Peter Obi succeeds in ruling Nigeria, I will personally recommend egbon Dayo as his spokesperson. He is the only one I know who can match the madness of APC word for word.

sleekdot:
Temporary hansel go till find a way to see the negatives in this

https://www.nairaland.com/8405306/nigerias-debt-dropped-14bn-under

Shegzdave:
The guy don too trouble My guy portable suppose break him spinal cord

Ibeme:
Burna finished work at his Manchester concert this night

2 hours non-stop electrifying performance with crowd singing every word and very professional stage performance with his Outsiders band

I overheard one middle aged white man saying that's the 2nd best performance he's ever seen in hundred of concerts after Eminem while pissing in the cubicle after

Can't imagine Davido or WizKid holding a stadium captive for 2 hours with hit after hit with live band and a non-auto tune microphone. They will just have DJ playing CD in background and missing most of the words to catch a breath while the CD fills in. Only few confirmed niggas like Burna, Asake and Adekunke Gold can put on a professional show in Naija music scene.

Burna is undoubtedly the GOAT of Naija music, his professionalism is out of this world. Shallipoppi was looking like a kid in school talent show contest when he came out, nigga could not even keep up his breath control, just missing so many spots.

BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/8405428/terrorists-military-uniform-kill-6

Last week I was reading on this thread a funny opinion that what is happening in Benue and Plateau is due to desertification and need for people whose lands have become arid to survive. I read that opinion and shook my head because I know that is an attempt to oversimplify the issue and refuse to address the matter for what it is: INSECURITY- The buck of which stops on the President's table.

Today it is now Kwara state that is being attacked by gun men disguised as military men.

The earlier we all rise to accept that the Insecurity issue which started in the Northeast (Which the PDP government was kicked out for) has matured and spread to the West (Under the watchful and incompetent regime of Buhari) and now the North Central is gradually being slowly drawn into the axis of terror, the better.

Something needs to give. This is the time whatever budget is being allocated to DSS and NIA (Our supposed intelligence agencies) needs to be justified. We should be seeing the heads of these agencies coming out to tell us what exactly is happening, what they have done and still doing to solve the problem and nulify future threats.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Omo,, I saw the graphic images on fp. See as people brains and blood plaster on old asphalt road. Heard that a new terror group emerged in NC. BAT should take responsibility, the governors does not control the police, navy, airforce, or army.

BlueRayDick:
https://www.nairaland.com/8405428/terrorists-military-uniform-kill-6

Last week I was reading on this thread a funny opinion that what is happening in Benue and Plateau is due to desertification and need for people whose lands have become arid to survive. I read that opinion and shook my head because I know that is an attempt to oversimplify the issue and refuse to address the matter for what it is: INSECURITY- The buck of which stops on the President's table.

Today it is now Kwara state that is being attacked by gun men disguised as military men.

The earlier we all rise to accept that the Insecurity issue which started in the Northeast (Which the PDP government was kicked out for) has matured and spread to the West (Under the watchful and incompetent regime of Buhari) and now the North Central is gradually being slowly drawn into the axis of terror, the better.

Something needs to give. This is the time whatever budget is being allocated to DSS and NIA (Our supposed intelligence agencies) needs to be justified. We should be seeing the heads of these agencies coming out to tell us what exactly is happening, what they have done and still doing to solve the problem and nulify future threats.

BlueRayDick:
2027 will be the year we confirm a lot of Nigerians are not as smart as they claim to be. When I say a lot of Nigerians, I mean so many people which includes self-acclaimed highly educated people, captains of industries, entrepreneurs, the corporates, the academia, religious leaders, etc.

When Tinubu was campaigning, he said these words on live camera "If I don't give you constant electricity in the next four years, don't vote for me again for a second term." In his words, he said: "Whichever way, by all means necessary, you must have electricity, and you will not pay for estimated bills anymore.". These words are very straight and direct, not conditional statement.
I know when 2027 comes we will see enough individuals who will make themselves available to start explaining what "constant electricity" means in CAPanese; we will have people who would twist and turn like earthworm wey kiss salt by explaining to us that "It is not possible for the FG to provide prepaid meter for over 200 million Nigerians, so it is a given that some people will remain on estimated billing, etc.

Then they will convince people who have the memory of a goldfish to vote for the man that asked not to be voted for if he fails to deliver on the aforementioned campaign promise within 4 years.

Fadedvoiced:
Góòd mòrning @Gloriousgbola and @Raumdeuter

BlueRayDick:
Afrodoc this is Ur constituency.

Poju Oyemade say wan dey cap, Association of Resident doctors quickly carry peer review journal to take counter am

Una Doctors sef Sabi hang ball o