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| As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by obembet(op): 4:14pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move. source: obembet
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| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by shortgun(m): 4:28pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by JASONjnr(m): 4:28pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Target the head and smash it... Then call my OG, Lalasticlala say food is ready... |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by brain54(m): 4:40pm On Apr 25, 2025*. Modified: 5:06pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
shortgun:You are kidding right...? That's a venomous snake. You can most times tell venomous snakes by their color. This one is venomous! |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by obembet(op): 4:51pm On Apr 25, 2025*. Modified: 5:08pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by pedro4hope(m): 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Fuel |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by emmanuel596(m): 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Move out of the house Na woman been meat and chop apples with snake for Bible no be man of the house |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Skyfornia(m): 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
The rate and energy I will use to dismember this animal will be so quick and sudden... |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Kaycee9242(m): 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
shortgun:It's when you pick it up you will find out if it's venomous or not |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by ImoleNaija: 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
In this case, I accept to be the tail of the house .Na to find neighbours wey get mind. |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by AmazingELixir: 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Ok |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by joromii: 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Evacuate the family find better iron rod. I remember when I was with my grandma, she went to fetch water. The snake fell from a coconut tree into the bath of water on her head. (A wider bucket is called "baff" she gently put the baff down face it to the floor. She put a heavy stone on it. Lifted a side till the snake brought its head out and she killed it. Everyone including grandpa and his friend feared that woman that day. Grandpa's friend ate the snake as we don't eat snake. Whats the correct spelling of "baff"? |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Fiscus105(m): 4:53pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
First move Ur family to safety,then find way to eliminate intruder, if you don't have enough confident to do it alone, you call Ur neighbours to assist. |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by datola: 4:54pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
I will call for help. And I may not be able to sleep inside that house again! |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by overdrive(m): 4:54pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Jeje ask for a complete refund from my landlord. Nothing like man of the house in this scenario. |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Olaremedy: 4:54pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Is well |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by success1smyn(m): 4:54pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Kill |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by DrOBD(m): 4:54pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Will.play with it. |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by gidigbam1: 4:55pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
I will become a woman for that moment. Aboki oya take over! You are the man! |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by GloriousGbola: 4:55pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
The snakes are back to FP! Seun is definitely awakened! |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by WORWOR1963: 4:55pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Who b man? The snake wey enter house without The occupants opening door abi na the humans wey dey inside? |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by guywitzerogal(m): 4:56pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
call that Guy .....Snake in the city .....na him work |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by femi4: 4:56pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
obembet:kill it, can't leave the house for pets |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by sylve11: 4:56pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Oh, how I detest this rope-like creature! ![]() |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Antoeni(m): 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
Kill it & Start Making Arrangement for Pepper🌶️ Soup |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Fiscus105(m): 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
datola:Its Ur own house, will you run out too! Wen u remember human beings like u eating it. I think it's enough to reduce cowardice in u, not even homo sapiens that also owns his own anaconda under his trousers. |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Pootle: 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025*. Modified: 8:16am On Apr 26, 2025 |
run away with the kids snake and woman na padi |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by latiephwald: 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
As the woman of the house, what will you do? |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Anguldi(m): 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
obembet:Bia b kiaful, which dirty beautiful pet . This slittering agent from the pit of hell. Olomaje oOoOO |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by geoworldedu: 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
I will call Lala Emma09:Those guys are living far away in South Africa, Lalasticlala is nearby. Few incantations the snake will dry up on the spot, but you must give him the dried snake for a dinner ![]() |
| Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Emma09(m): 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025 |
That's a Forest Cobra. Na to call Simeon keys and Suzzy Gillits to come help me catch am. Lolzzzzz. |
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she gently put the baff down face it to the floor. She put a heavy stone on it. Lifted a side till the snake brought its head out and she killed it. Everyone including grandpa and his friend feared that woman that day. Grandpa's friend ate the snake as we don't eat snake.

. This slittering agent from the pit of hell. Olomaje oOoOO