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Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by dauntless15(m): 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2025
Peppersoup for my household grin
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Freshtruth(m): 4:58pm On Apr 25, 2025
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Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by thecommunist(m): 5:00pm On Apr 25, 2025
first thing is to lock the door of the room where it is in, and block all space it could escape from. then I will go and get dry pepper in an incense burner place it in the room with the pepper burning and lock it up . you will come back the next day to find the snake dead.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Ugomichel: 5:01pm On Apr 25, 2025
Cutles, fuel and fire
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by hopedey: 5:02pm On Apr 25, 2025
You most act as the man of the house
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by DeeScan: 5:02pm On Apr 25, 2025
Ask KINGCOLd
JACEBLAZE
And the rest of the south African to come drag their family out my house..
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Onyi90(m): 5:02pm On Apr 25, 2025
shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands
Are you sure
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by MrPresidon: 5:03pm On Apr 25, 2025
I swing into attack mode asap smiley
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by ImoleNaija: 5:03pm On Apr 25, 2025
thecommunist:
first thing is to lock the door of the room where it is in, and block all space it could escape from. then I will go and get dry pepper in an incense burner place it in the room with the pepper burning and lock it up . you will come back the next day to find the snake dead.
What if it strikes while trying to place the pepper burner inside? grin grin
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Sccarrr: 5:06pm On Apr 25, 2025
Man up
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Mathewrichard99: 5:08pm On Apr 25, 2025
It's literally and locally called BATH....but our mother's used to call it BAFF....it's a broken pronunciation of BATH.......it's called BATH cos that big plastic bucket is wide enough and used mostly to bath babies especially when they are small......it's like some families swimming pool.......that's why our elders then called it BAFF ( A corrupted form of BATH....... 😂 😂



joromii:
Evacuate the family find better iron rod.

I remember when I was with my grandma, she went to fetch water. The snake fell from a coconut tree into the bath of water on her head. (A wider bucket is called "baff"wink she gently put the baff down face it to the floor. She put a heavy stone on it. Lifted a side till the snake brought its head out and she killed it. Everyone including grandpa and his friend feared that woman that day. Grandpa's friend ate the snake as we don't eat snake.

Whats the correct spelling of "baff"?
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Meti99(m): 5:08pm On Apr 25, 2025
I'll call the nearest police station
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Namdeenero(m): 5:08pm On Apr 25, 2025
shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands
Lol
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by kayperry: 5:09pm On Apr 25, 2025
Bring a big pot out, wash and rush out to buy oil, pepper, onion before i come back to kill it undecided

as e dey cook i go invite folake4u and proserpina over ... obleee tinz
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by CodeTemplarr: 5:09pm On Apr 25, 2025
obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark
what about the ones that eat chickens overnight? Haba.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by arantess: 5:09pm On Apr 25, 2025
shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands
naaaa
this here is a venomous snake
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:13pm On Apr 25, 2025
shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands
A cobra is a non-venomous constrictor?

Wahala no dey.

As for me, na better long stick sure pass.

They are slow on smooth surfaces like tiles, so it's an easy kill.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by spiSeyi: 5:14pm On Apr 25, 2025
Put pot 4 fire grin egusi soup + saint leave and snake meat for the night
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Mathewrichard99: 5:14pm On Apr 25, 2025
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Exactly my thoughts......will quickly book visa to Nija for those couples in the snakes in the city.....fast fast or even send my private jet to go pick them up from South Africa to come pick this gadem monster up......I don't believe in those local nija snake charmers, they can get one out now and replace that snake with more deadlier snakes.........




Emma09:
That's a Forest Cobra. Na to call Simeon keys and Suzzy Gillits to come help me catch am. Lolzzzzz.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by GorillaApp(m): 5:15pm On Apr 25, 2025
shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands
You would die. Who told you that's non venemous
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by kunyeo(m): 5:15pm On Apr 25, 2025
obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark
DONT MISLEAD PEOPLE PLEASE.
Certain species of snake – think pit vipers, boa constrictors and pythons, among others – are able to find and capture prey with uncanny accuracy, even in total darkness.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by GorillaApp(m): 5:16pm On Apr 25, 2025
kunyeo:
DONT MISLEAD PEOPLE PLEASE.
Certain species of snake – think pit vipers, boa constrictors and pythons, among others – are able to find and capture prey with uncanny accuracy, even in total darkness.
Exactly. They have heat sensors.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by thecommunist(m): 5:18pm On Apr 25, 2025
ImoleNaija:
What if it strikes while trying to place the pepper burner inside? grin grin
most snakes will not strike except they are physically threathened.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by izubext007: 5:18pm On Apr 25, 2025
I will call the so called madam of the house 🏠 to support me in Killeen the snake 🐍
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Curious345: 5:19pm On Apr 25, 2025
Capture it . Take it to a snake collector and sell it /$9000
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by DatIgalaDude: 5:20pm On Apr 25, 2025
See better protein.
The Lord has prepared a table before us.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by Feldie: 5:24pm On Apr 25, 2025
obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark
so na me dey see for dark abi?
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by AbujaLagos: 5:24pm On Apr 25, 2025
obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet
kill and upload on Nairaland
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by ImoleNaija: 5:26pm On Apr 25, 2025
thecommunist:
most snakes will not strike except they are physically threathened.
But the smell is enough to trigger its survival instinct.
Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by kalemy(m): 5:26pm On Apr 25, 2025
shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands
Oga, that snake is not a boar constrictor. Touch it with your bare hands and kiss this world goodbye.
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