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liveLongNprospa:
All his good work?
The increase in number of beggars on your WhatsApp nor indicate say wahala dey naija

I don't discuss politics with angry people

Ibime:
He used to go out a lot and spend £1k per night, then come home, put his fingers down his throat and vomit everything he ate and drank. He said as a footballer he can't keep such things in his body. His favourite club where he went every week then was Chinawhites. He said £1k was the standard spend on a night out for him. My friend who was his clubbing buddy recounted all these to me, and he and Gallas used to give us their complimentary tickets to Stamford Bridge quite often. Or rather he would give us and collect Gallas own and give us.

Still I can't see where all his money went as his clubbing spend is not that crazy. I think he spent a lot of money on his court case for sleeping with a 15 year old girl. He was lucky he was using football age so the judge looked at him as an 18 year old and the age difference was not that bad so he went Scott free. Still that was his first contract. He still had 2 contracts left to make that money up. I don't know where the rest of his money went except I heard Emmanuel was always coming with different business ideas that kept flopping like music labels etc. His football academy boss Mr Babayaro must have collected as well. Before we knew it, my man has gone bankrupt less than 5 years after retirement.

Another fast way of going bankrupt is investing in a business you know nothing about. And the opportunity is usually brought by one paddy. Look how Okocha put his one million in society generale at the time. A bank that was already dead to most Nigerians.

GloriousGbola:
Another fast way of going bankrupt is investing in a business you know nothing about. And the opportunity is usually brought by one paddy. Look how Okocha put his one million in society generale at the time. A bank that was already dead to most Nigerians.

Apart from that fvck up, Okocha is very successful. He knows how to say no. You will hardly see any ex-player that will say Okocha bailed him out. All of Okochas ex teammates were in dire straits from Yekinis to Oruma and you will never hear Okocha helped any of them.

His brother Emmanuel Okocha who used to play for Super Eagles from 1990 to 1992 used to live in Woolwich, we always see him in Tastys restaurant trying to toast babes and he doesn't look like someone with a superstar brother. The small investment Okocha made by bringing his sister and putting her in one ghetto in East London bore plenty fruit in Alex Iwobi. Okocha was so tight that when big Sam called him to come and discuss Bolton, he drove himself from Paris to Bolton to negotiate while other stars will book private Jet or at least Business class flight. The nigga drove from Paris to Calais, put his car on the ferry overnight, slept in his car then continued his drive the next morning. Okocha got it till today. His daughter Daniella attended Cheltenham Ladies College as a boarder where school fees per term is £18k until about 4 years ago. My in-law was her House mistress there. She did all 7 years at that college, meanwhile all Okocha ex colleagues are starving. Okocha best contract in Europe was the same as Babayaro on that same £40k per week.

BlueRayDick:
Una speed Darlington fans no dey update again about his latest feature in the news for the wrong reasons; Pedophilia?

https://www.nairaland.com/8437419/needed-controversy-promote-song-speed

Some people are saying he will face charges
I laugh in Swahili
No face no case

raumdeuter:
I saw a question on Twitter

At age 20yrs, 5m at once or $1k per day for the next 30yrs

Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.

Ibime:
Apart from that fvck up, Okocha is very successful. He knows how to say no. You will hardly see any ex-player that will say Okocha bailed him out. All of Okochas ex teammates were in dire straits from Yekinis to Oruma and you will never hear Okocha helped any of them.

His brother Emmanuel Okocha who used to play for Super Eagles from 1990 to 1992 used to live in Woolwich, we always see him in Tastys restaurant trying to toast babes and he doesn't look like someone with a superstar brother. The small investment Okocha made by bringing his sister and putting her in one ghetto in East London bore plenty fruit in Alex Iwobi. Okocha was so tight that when big Sam called him to come and discuss Bolton, he drove himself from Paris to Bolton to negotiate while other stars will book private Jet or at least Business class flight. The nigga drove from Paris to Calais, put his car on the ferry overnight, slept in his car then continued his drive the next morning. Okocha got it till today. His daughter Daniella attended Cheltenham Ladies College as a boarder where school fees per term is £18k until about 4 years ago. My in-law was her House mistress there. She did all 7 years at that college, meanwhile all Okocha ex colleagues are starving. Okocha best contract in Europe was the same as Babayaro on that same £40k per week.

Omo ! I like people like Okocha who know how to say no to billings.

I read a similar account of how tight fisted Okocha was during his time in the super eagles . They said when they go for international friendliest and tournaments and they come back to Naija , right from the airports the players are expected to drop something for the immigration guys and almost all the airport staff who would be hailing them right from when their plane lands .

Most of the players being big boys almost always give out their entire match bonus as tips but it can never be Okocha . No matter how much they hailed him, Okocha no Dey gree drop a single pound or dollar . I guess that was where word started going round that Okocha is stingy

Godx:
Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.

Go and do your Maths again and apply the 5% to the £1k per day over 30 years vs 5m at 5% over 30 years. MassCom student

Ibime:
I don't discuss politics with angry people

Lmao your lack of anger will still not save you from increased billing Ibime.

"his good work"

Okocha carry his stinginess with the ball enter money

Na the real I no dey give shishi and I no dey pass ball shishi

raumdeuter:
Okocha carry his stinginess with the ball enter money

Na the real I no dey give shishi and I no dey pass ball shishi

Or rather he is flamboyant on the pitch and Conservative off the pitch

Meanwhile players wey dey boring on pitch go dey flamboyant off the pitch.

Jambody defenders go dey drive Huracan while Okocha dey drive 504, the irony of life.

Ibime:
Go and do your Maths again and apply the 5% to the £1k per day over 30 years vs 5m at 5% over 30 years. MassCom student

Why will I apply 5% to 1k per day. Where do people invest 1k and get 5% return daily ? Aba accountant.

BlueRayDick:
Omo ! I like people like Okocha who know how to say no to billings.

I read a similar account of how tight fisted Okocha was during his time in the super eagles . They said when they go for international friendliest and tournaments and they come back to Naija , right from the airports the players are expected to drop something for the immigration guys and almost all the airport staff who would be hailing them right from when their plane lands .

Most of the players being big boys almost always give out their entire match bonus as tips but it can never be Okocha . No matter how much they hailed him, Okocha no Dey gree drop a single pound or dollar . I guess that was where word started going round that Okocha is stingy

Bro… Igbo men don’t lose guard where their money’s involved. I’d have been shocked if Okocha were an exception.

Godx:
Why will I apply 5% to 1k per day. Where do people invest 1k and get 5% return daily ? Aba accountant.

MassCom student. Will you not put the $1k in the same bank accountant that returns 5% yearly? Illiterate

Godx:
Why will I apply 5% to 1k per day. Where do people invest 1k and get 5% return daily ? Aba accountant.

MassCom student. Will you not put the $1k in the same bank account that returns 5% yearly? Who mentioned daily? You won't go and educate yourself.

diggz:
Bro… Igbo men don’t lose guard where their money’s involved. I’d have been shocked if Okocha were an exception.

But Kanu na Igbo man and he’s the complete opposite . Kanu Dey give yanfu-yanfu when they ask him for tips at the airport . It is the same Kanu that his wife had to call his brother Ogbonna out because he dey use Kanu kids’ ticket to go watch match for free with his own family members .

diggz:
Bro… Igbo men don’t lose guard where their money’s involved. I’d have been shocked if Okocha were an exception.

ibo man default setting

cc swiz123

Ibeme:
MassCom student. Will you not put the $1k in the same bank account that returns 5% yearly? Who mentioned daily? You won't go and educate yourself.

So this is how you dazy guys here with fake calculation. 1k daily is 365,000 yearly. An investment of that amount with a 5% return will get you 18,250 per annum. 18,250 multiply by 30years is 547,000.

Godx:
So this is how you dazy guys here with fake calculation. 1k daily is 365,000 yearly. An investment of that amount with a 5% return will get you 18,250 per annum. 18,250 multiply by 30years is 547,000.

🤡🤡🤡 Is it only the first year you receive £1k daily?

Ibeme:
🤡🤡🤡 Is it only the first year you receive £1k daily?

Accept your L and rest please. It's obvious you don't know what you are talking about with your fake calculations. Go and read my initial post again.

GloriousGbola:
Another fast way of going bankrupt is investing in a business you know nothing about. And the opportunity is usually brought by one paddy. Look how Okocha put his one million in society generale at the time. A bank that was already dead to most Nigerians.

That was how my cousin Ifeanyi made me spend UN funds on goats, useless goats he said will be reproducing and giving money, another one came again and said pigs and fish. I doled out funds and in the end the madmen came again that it seems he bought 2 male goats as the werey goats have refused to knack themselves, na so money burn for that misadventure finally we swallowed pride and hired some agric consultants then leased the farm to them to salvage what we had left if not by now loan apps for don tire to plaster my face and details for social media

KingTom:
That was how my cousin Ifeanyi made me spend UN funds on goats, useless goats he said will be reproducing and giving money, another one came again and said pigs and fish. I doled out funds and in the end the madmen came again that it seems he bought 2 male goats as the werey goats have refused to knack themselves, na so money burn for that misadventure finally we swallowed pride and hired some agric consultants then leased the farm to them to salvage what we had left if not by now loan apps for don tire to plaster my face and details for social media

Godx:
Accept your L and rest please. It's obvious you don't know what you are talking about with your fake calculations. Go and read my initial post again.

Imagine this clown talking about L

You are the one who opened your halitosis mouth to say it will take 13 years of $1k daily to get to $5m, so you know the $1k daily is not for the first year alone but trying to cover your ignorance

If in doubt, go and read Raumdeuter post again, the one you responded to. 🤡🤡🤡

I have given you Meta AI calculation of Raumdeuters question, you dey argue with AI. Your father.

Godx:
So this is how you dazy guys here with fake calculation. 1k daily is 365,000 yearly. An investment of that amount with a 5% return will get you 18,250 per annum. 18,250 multiply by 30years is 547,000.

[color=royalblue]The 18,250 is the returns for just one of the 1ks you received daily nau

The question said 1k daily..

5% of 1k * 365 is just for one 1k bill you received in a day. [/color]

izzou:
[color=royalblue]The 18,250 is the returns for just one of the 1ks you received daily nau

The question said 1k daily..

5% of 1k * 365 is just for one 1k bill you received in a day. [/color]

1k will get you 18,250 return in a day . Who taught you maths?

Why this coach never remove gusto for James? We get another match this weekend? Which kind nonsense be this?

Ibeme:
Imagine this clown talking about L

You are the one who opened your halitosis mouth to say it will take 13 years of $1k daily to get to $5m, so you know the $1k daily is not for the first year alone but trying to cover your ignorance

If in doubt, go and read Raumdeuter post again, the one you responded to. 🤡🤡🤡

I have given you Meta AI calculation of Raumdeuters question, you dey argue with AI. Your father.

If you are given 1K daily how many years would it take you accumulate 5million. At this point it's obvious you are not really an accountant.

Godx:
1k will get you 18,250 return in a day. Who taught you maths?

[color=royalblue]I put *365 there. Did you miss it?

5% of 1000 is 50.
50 times 365 = 18,250

By the end of the year, this is the return for the 1k that was paid to you on January 1st. You're still receiving another 1k on the 2nd and 3rd.

You still don't get it, do you?[/color]

Godx:
If you are given 1K daily how many years would it take you accumulate 5million. At this point it's obvious you are not really an accountant.

Clown, see the question you were asked, see your response, that's why you are a MassCom student

Everybody with any education knows this a compound interest question over 30 years, but your poorly educated self started opening your halitosis mouth saying it will take 13 years to make $5m from $1k

Well I have given you the AI calculation, go and argue with Zuckerberg

raumdeuter:
I saw a question on Twitter

At age 20yrs, 5m at once or $1k per day for the next 30yrs

Godx:
Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I put *365 there. Did you miss it?

5% of 1000 is 50.
50 times 365 = 18,250

By the end of the year, this is the return for the 1k that was paid to you on January 1st. You're still receiving another 1k on the 2nd and 3rd.

You still don't get it, do you?[/color]

Show me where an investment of 1k would get you 18,250 at the end the year? You are still making the same mistake as the Aba accountant using daily return of 5% for 1k. If I was to use daily return for the 5million that would be 90million return per annum.

Godx:
If you are given 1K daily how many years would it take you accumulate 5million. At this point it's obvious you are not really an accountant.

See the question you were asked, see your response, that's why you are a MassCom student

Everybody with education knows this a compound interest question over 30 years, but you could not help reveal your low education with village man calculations

Well I have given you the AI calculation, go and argue with Zuckerberg

raumdeuter:
I saw a question on Twitter

At age 20yrs, 5m at once or $1k per day for the next 30yrs

Godx:
Just 5% interest on 5 million, and you're getting 250k a year and then also still have the 5m

It would take you over 13 years to acrue the 1k a day to hit the baseline of 5 million. But with the 5% annually, the 5 mil would be 9.5 mil by that point.

Godx:
Show me where an investment of 1k would get you 18,250 at the end the year? You are still making the same mistake as the Aba accountant.

[color=royalblue]At least, I am happy that you can see you goofed.

Well, I don't know any investment that can do so.

The post was a question on which was better, and obviously the 1k is.

My only argument of choosing the 5m is that I can die before 30 years go reach.[/color]

Ibeme:
See the question you were asked, see your response, that's why you are a MassCom student

Everybody with education knows this a compound interest question over 30 years, but you could not help reveal your low education with village man calculations

Well I have given you the AI calculation, go and argue with Zuckerberg

Receive your L and rest. You don't know what you are talking about. You brought fake calculation and was attributing 5% return of investment of 1k daily. Aba accountant