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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 5:14pm On May 28, 2025
Conner44:
So which of your jagaban's achievements does this your statistics represent? undecided
Focus on the governors in your region. Oyo state alone has more VAT than the whole of Southeast. If you need the further breakdown I will give it to you. grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 5:41pm On May 28, 2025
donbrowser:
Focus on the governors in your region. Oyo state alone has more VAT than the whole of Southeast. If you need the further breakdown I will give it to you. grin
Simple question I asked you just look at your answer laced with inherent tribalism undecided

How does VAT generation and sharing add to the achievements of your jagaban after over 2 years of his stewardship of Nigeria's economic affairs? . . . shikena! angry

If you have no relevant answers you could just remain quiet, nobody will beat you cool
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 5:54pm On May 28, 2025
Jaysharp:
Thanks boss much respect.

What's your advice on getting it?
Follow your mechanic to where they sell the crankshaft for your specific engine. Request to see the available ones. Look very closely at its condition to make sure it isn't already 'half - dead' by doing the following:

Carry it in your hands and observe it's entire surface.if you see any lines/marks, use the very 'tip' of your finger (with fingernails) to gently feel across the surfaces of the lines you see.

If any line/scratch seems to provide a sort of resistance against your fingertip as you scratch across the surface (focus on the areas that actuate the rods) then it's not a good specimen, select another one and do the same checks as above.

After you've seen a good and relatively smooth crankshaft then ask the seller to make sure he only sells it along with its accompanying bolts and braces/guides from the donor engine. He should be able to prove/show you the labeled Bolts and Guides and the exact screw holes they were each removed from on the crankshaft to be purchased. MAKE SURE YOU ARE BUYING IT WITH ITS EXACT BOLTS THAT CAME FROM THE FACTORY IN THE DONOR ENGINE BECAUSE YOUR MECHANIC MUST TRANSPLANT IT INTO YOUR OWN ENGINE IN THE SAME SEQUENCE AND EXACT BOLT/GUIDE LOCATIONS FOR THE JOB TO BE PROPERLY DONE

the bolded above is the number 1 thing to be adamant about while purchasing the replacement crankshaft, making sure it's surfaces are smooth (while feeling with the tip of your fingernails) is secondary wink Good luck
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jaysharp(m): 6:09pm On May 28, 2025
Thanks so much..

I really appreciate.
Conner44:
Follow your mechanic to where they sell the crankshaft for your specific engine. Request to see the available ones. Look very closely at its condition to make sure it isn't already 'half - dead' by doing the following:

Carry it in your hands and observe it's entire surface.if you see any lines/marks, use the very 'tip' of your finger (with fingernails) to gently feel across the surfaces of the lines you see.

If any line/scratch seems to provide a sort of resistance against your fingertip as you scratch across the surface (focus on the areas that actuate the rods) then it's not a good specimen, select another one and do the same checks as above.

After you've seen a good and relatively smooth crankshaft then ask the seller to make sure he only sells it along with its accompanying bolts and braces/guides from the donor engine. He should be able to prove/show you the labeled Bolts and Guides and the exact screw holes they were each removed from on the crankshaft to be purchased. MAKE SURE YOU ARE BUYING IT WITH ITS EXACT BOLTS THAT CAME FROM THE FACTORY IN THE DONOR ENGINE BECAUSE YOUR MECHANIC MUST TRANSPLANT IT INTO YOUR OWN ENGINE IN THE SAME SEQUENCE AND EXACT BOLT/GUIDE LOCATIONS FOR THE JOB TO BE PROPERLY DONE

the bolded above is the number 1 thing to be adamant about while purchasing the replacement crankshaft, making sure it's surfaces are smooth (while feeling with the tip of your fingernails) is secondary wink Good luck
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Jega2000(m): 7:31pm On May 28, 2025
TheModerator:
Your mouth is full of lies. All that you wrote here are terrible lies. Just imagine the useless arithmetic you ended your jargons with.
...ok
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Sirianese: 9:10pm On May 28, 2025
donbrowser:
Inside the VAT Pool: VAT contributed and received across geopolitical regions in Q1 2025

1. South-east
Contribution: N28.37bn
Received: N104.50bn

(Received 368% of what it contributed)

2. North-east
Contribution: N30.04bn
Received: N124.20bn

(Received 345% of what it contributed)

3. North-west
Contribution: N68.05bn
Received: N176.74bn

(Received 260% of what it contributed)

4. North-central
Contribution: N52.70bn
Received: N126.16bn

(Received 239% of what it contributed)

5. South-south
Contribution: N364.99bn
Received: N171.19bn

(Received 47% of what it contributed)

6. South-west
Contribution: N929.87bn
Received: N258.19bn

(Received 28% of what it contributed)

<FAAC Report>

#TheCableIndex
Measuring contribution to the economy via VAT doesn't make any sense especially when places like Lagos and Abuja are melting pots for every single tribal identity in Nigeria. VAT is just consumption, not production. You people need to start using your brains...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:27pm On May 28, 2025
Conner44:
Simple question I asked you just look at your answer laced with inherent tribalism undecided

How does VAT generation and sharing add to the achievements of your jagaban after over 2 years of his stewardship of Nigeria's economic affairs? . . . shikena! angry

If you have no relevant answers you could just remain quiet, nobody will beat you cool
That post was actually for Pearl to see Lagos is feeding his state and maybe yours too. Also Oyo State that is not a former capital is doing same to both of you.

Focus on your governors
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 9:28pm On May 28, 2025
Sirianese:
Measuring contribution to the economy via VAT doesn't make any sense especially when places like Lagos and Abuja are melting pots for every single tribal identity in Nigeria. VAT is just consumption, not production. You people need to start using your brains...
Why is Oyo State VAT larger than the whole south east.

Talking in the rubbish
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 9:56pm On May 28, 2025
donbrowser:
That post was actually for Pearl to see Lagos is feeding his state and maybe yours too. Also Oyo State that is not a former capital is doing same to both of you.

Focus on your governors
okay donB no problem, at all - at all, you don try for this your explanation for bringing up this VAT of a thing undecided but, just to be clear and to get you straight . . .

so you're saying that I should instead focus all my attention on my village governor, and leave YOU and YOUR jagaban alone for the next 6 years right? it's still Jagaban till 2031 correct? cheesy

I say let me make my question clearer just to remove any confusion this time wink
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Sirianese: 10:11pm On May 28, 2025
donbrowser:
Why is Oyo State VAT larger than the whole south east.

Talking in the rubbish
You still don't get it dude. VAT is consumption, not production

Production is what makes an economy boom, whether you like it or not people must consume.The question you should be asking is where do those goods come from? That's the true measure of relative value added
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 5:46am On May 29, 2025
Sirianese:
You still don't get it dude. VAT is consumption, not production

Production is what makes an economy boom, whether you like it or not people must consume.The question you should be asking is where do those goods come from? That's the true measure of relative value added
Lol
Your Pikin no sabi book, you claim say na handwriting cause am.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 5:48am On May 29, 2025
Conner44:
okay donB no problem, at all - at all, you don try for this your explanation for bringing up this VAT of a thing undecided but, just to be clear and to get you straight . . .

so you're saying that I should instead focus all my attention on my village governor, and leave YOU and YOUR jagaban alone for the next 6 years right? it's still Jagaban till 2031 correct? cheesy

I say let me make my question clearer just to remove any confusion this time wink
When it's time to talk about Jagaban, we will do so. Your region/state can't be doing so poorly and you always want to have an opinion about mine.

Pearl
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djdamian(m): 6:44am On May 29, 2025
donbrowser:
When it's time to talk about Jagaban, we will do so. Your region/state can't be doing so poorly and you always want to have an opinion about mine.

Pearl
Opinion about which state sorry?

Are you referring to your state of origin?,last I checked you are not from Lagos.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 6:56am On May 29, 2025
Djdamian:
Opinion about which state sorry?

Are you referring to your state of origin?,last I checked you are not from Lagos.
lolz. cheesy so this thing that all these people say in here is actually true? cheesy all these people who support APC are mostly not from Lagos but claim Lagos as their own state of origin cool

Kai! donB can you see your life now? cool so you're not even a lagosian to begin with?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:16am On May 29, 2025
Djdamian:
Opinion about which state sorry?

Are you referring to your state of origin?,last I checked you are not from Lagos.
grin grin

Let me even assume you're even right self. Why is Oyo State having more VAT than the entire eastern states? grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:18am On May 29, 2025
Conner44:
lolz. cheesy so this thing that all these people say in here is actually true? cheesy all these people who support APC are mostly not from Lagos but claim Lagos as their own state of origin cool

Kai! donB can you see your life now? cool so you're not even a lagosian to begin with?
That br.at is a Pearl's boy. He gets ha.rd everywhere Pearl is mentioned. He knows nothing about me grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djdamian(m): 7:20am On May 29, 2025
donbrowser:
grin grin

Let me even assume you're even right self. Why is Oyo State having more VAT than the entire eastern states? grin
Na you reveal your state of origin yourself.

Just wanted to clear the air, that's all my oga
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 7:27am On May 29, 2025
donbrowser:
That br.at is a Pearl's boy. He gets ha.rd everywhere Pearl is mentioned. He knows nothing about me grin
But during you and pearls bant nobody ever brought up anything concerning Oyo State so how come you switched the narrative to focus on Lagos with your yesterday's VAT bala-bluu 🤔
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 7:28am On May 29, 2025
Djdamian:
Na you reveal your state of origin yourself.

Just wanted to clear the air, that's all my oga
You've done well sir. We appreciate you for setting the niqqa straight 👏
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 7:31am On May 29, 2025
donbrowser:
grin grin

Let me even assume you're even right self. Why is Oyo State having more VAT than the entire eastern states? grin
And pray tell, why must you assume? 🤔

Is he RIGHT or WRONG ? undecided
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 7:34am On May 29, 2025
donbrowser:
That br.at is a Pearl's boy. He gets ha.rd everywhere Pearl is mentioned. He knows nothing about me grin
Assuming you had never signed documents or filled application forms with djdamian in the near past we for give you space for plausible deniability undecided but it's like the man knows what he's talking about 🤣
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:51am On May 29, 2025
Conner44:
Assuming you had never signed documents or filled application forms with djdamian in the near past we for give you space for plausible deniability undecided but it's like the man knows what he's talking about 🤣
Lol. He knows nothing about me. Simple as that
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:54am On May 29, 2025
Conner44:
But during you and pearls bant nobody ever brought up anything concerning Oyo State so how come you switched the narrative to focus on Lagos with your yesterday's VAT bala-bluu 🤔
What's bad in being from Oyo State grin

When Pearl mentioned the former capital issue. I used Oyo as an example of state with highest VAT. Go back to check our dialogue.

Right now the data for quarter 1 is out and they are still topping all eastern states. You should clearly know why I used Oyo instead of Lagos grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by donbrowser(m): 7:56am On May 29, 2025
Djdamian:
Na you reveal your state of origin yourself.

Just wanted to clear the air, that's all my oga
grin grin

Oyo has more VAT than all eastern states. Oyo State is feeding all eastern states. No be today I dey talk am.

Yes, I am from Oyo. I work with Lasepa, I am APC. Which other one you want to add again? grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 7:57am On May 29, 2025
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 8:15am On May 29, 2025
donbrowser:
What's bad in being from Oyo State grin

When Pearl mentioned the former capital issue. I used Oyo as an example of state with highest VAT. Go back to check our dialogue.

Right now the data for quarter 1 is out and they are still topping all eastern states. You should clearly know why I used Oyo instead of Lagos grin
I have just been laughing all morning cheesy you're one very funny dude. Of all the things you want to use and raise shoulder in Nigeria its TAXation grin well make I wait till your jagaban drop another Hiroshima before we discuss again 🤗
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Mukah1234(m): 8:51am On May 29, 2025
Pearl1910:
Wetin bot dey delete abeg.
Over 20 messages
Na the messages of the werey wey you block them dey delete from your end.

I just renewed the blocking this morning.
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