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Free the dude

omoh I've never laugh out so loud

Creamypie:
Nigeria is theater of the absurd

Aswia....

The law no get sense sha...

Lock someone for $20 but using 5mil to search for them. No be juju be that?

This challenge bobo gih them wan make me laff, gods.... 🤣🤣🤣

Even the 5m is gbajue..
Gov says they will pay 5m for info that leads to the capture of the escapes. The ambiguity is too much. If the guy turns himself in, they will say what about the 2, others, saying they meant the capture of the 3 not 1.

Dzzzz:
He’s in prison for $20 chai…

What if it's Slawormir who Don cash out millions of dollars.
Na to chain am to a pole inside prison for life.

The politicians are embezzling billions of dollars and they are walking freely in the society.

Dis life no balance

You knew you couldn't stand the term while committing crime

It’s a parody account that posted it .

And most of those in power today cash out billions.......dem dey senate....house of rep....minsters......lol.....very funny...someone once said all the governor are in EFCC wanted list ......all are corrupt....today ,those same people are all in government with the same person that was the EFCC boss..🤣😂

However, the local citizens are applauding the politicians who stole our money and resources, and the government is also giving these crooks preferential treatment.

A wise one among the escapee should just arrange with one of his friends for 50/50 sharing formula.
Tell the guy where where im dey. And they'll both share the reward afterwards.

Those who are supposed to be residing in jail are not there.

Ondopress1:
Ilesa Prison Break: Escapee Offers to Surrender If FG Gives N5 Million Bounty to His Mother

One of the escapees from the recent Ilesa prison break, Tobi Akin, has taken to social media to make a startling offer to the Federal Government: pay the N5 million bounty placed on his head to his mother, and he will voluntarily surrender.

Akin, 19 years, from Osun State, made the statement via his official X (formerly Twitter) account, saying:

"You put me for prison because I cashout $20 and you dey use 5 million find me. Give my mama the money, I go turn myself in".

To all those like him still here on Nairaland who are always quick to verbally attack the EFCC whenever EFCC makes the news , you will also suffer the same fate.

Hope y'all know the account is not real?

Agba yahoo wan format FG

This one wan make mama proud in another way. He has set his mother up like this, which means his mother knows what he does.

Pauladex:
The person that sentence this guy won't die well

I am telling you

See the were dey negotiate from his hiding place

If he is in prison because of $20, imagine what could have happened to Emefielele ? Nigeria !!!

The mama know where he is
Go arrest the mama, the guy ll show up

Sense no go kill this one
🤣🤣🤣

The country is such a joke that even a jailbreaker is asking for bounty.

In VDM's voice, y'all go learn the hard way. Continue to vote useless polithiefians!

Idaytesj29:
Cash out? What does that mean? You mean you scam someone 20 dollars? A thief trying to chase clout. Return to Ilesha to chop your beans.

oga, he stops seeing it as injustice if likes of Yaya Bello were behind bars.

If bigger thieves still walk the streets, he shouldn't be there at the first place

Awwww!

A fair deal, if you ask me.

Obviously a parody account

Sophisticated morron.

But wait ooo.

They put the man for prison because of $20 while the agbada wearing, thieving, Dollar stuffing croook Ganduje is rewarded with APC Chairman & dDruggie Tinubu as President?

There is God oooo!

Them put you for prison cos of $20 and Yahaya is planning to contest for president and the other person dey beg fg to grant Ibori state pardon.

RenaissanceGuy:
He said he cashed out $20 instead of saying "Because I STOLE $20".

What if he was just a victim of legit circumstance of the $20