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GloriousGbola:
Ibime do have em

That your other cousin wey dey subscribe to pastor 5G and

It's a naija thing for whatever reason. Religiosity flows into idolatry.

raumdeuter:
One Pastor Fufeyin wey VDM dey drag that time dey sell keys to heaven, Water from Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_-Hf8g6FE

raumdeuter:
If the men over 40 are also a part of the "game" and in the pipeline to benefit from the church money and influence then I have no problems with that. Na hustle and we all dey kiss the behind of our bosses at work. So no different

But if you genuinely believe the lamba being shared then no hope. Like keys from heaven, Kneeling in front of map to pray for Ukraine, Driving on empty tnk from Abuja to Lagos, Or Jesus joined to drink your tea, 5G created covid

Below are clips of Pastor Ibiyeomie sharing his lamba about touching speakers and falling

Pastor ibiyeomie said if anybody touches his speaker, they’ll fall down. Someone actually touched it and he fell😭🙆🏼‍♂️pic.twitter.com/W6E22AMBBg

— Oyindamola🙄 (@dammiedammie35) June 5, 2025

"Increase your offering more than your tithe, and you will never be broke. For instance, I don't give less than 20% offering, that's why I'm prosperous" - Pastor David Ibiyeomie tells Christians. pic.twitter.com/yh79UYM3Br

— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) June 6, 2025

One Pastor Fufeyin wey VDM dey drag that time dey sell keys to heaven, Water from Heaven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_-Hf8g6FE

BlueRayDick:
Fufeyin na conman wey no send anybody papa . No matter the number of call outs he gets , Mugu must always fall and him being the guy man must always chop them and use their head .

Nothing wey that guy never do to make money from his “ministry “

Theflint1:
Na this niche of pastorpreneurs I gbadun pass, they know it's entertainment and don't care that we know it's entertainment hence they focus 100% on providing complete entertainment value.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]And it is a very disturbing situation.
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LordAdam16:
Spent $300m+. Pledged $100m for mid terms.
Tesla revenue down 25% in one quarter.
Net worth down $50B since inauguration.
EV credits canceled. NASA wen dem use compensate am, Trump yank e boy nomination.
ATC contract, Trump say no way. Golden Shield contract, Trump say no way. Hegseth China briefing, Trump cancel am last minute.
FCC rural contract for Starlink of $1B wen Biden cancel, Trump neva shake body.
Meanwhile, Trump family dey make big, profitable billion-dollar moves for crypto. Nobody dey cough.

Better bad market.
E reach to change am for Trump.
You get mind 1 run person wen dem born for Africa street. E no know wetin dey our water. 🙂

Na why I say I understand him grievance.
Unfortunately, he went too far since he's on the spectrum.
But dem must call family meeting for the matter.
House Republicans cannot eat good in a $5T deficit bill and you dey put story make e sacrifice. Sacrifice for who?
Ogbeni, settle me jor!

-Lord

Just in: Tiktoker who records luxury Cars on the Road cries out for Justice after he ran into an Alleged Popular pastor and the Pastor Allegedly flashed him something that Allegedly looked like Kala! Allegedly!!! pic.twitter.com/6FJCnprkYY

— Gossip Mill Nigeria (@GossipMillNaija) June 6, 2025

GloriousGbola:
Ibime do have em

That your other cousin wey dey subscribe to pastor 5G and

It's a naija thing for whatever reason. Religiosity flows into idolatry.

LordAdam16:
In America, don't f*ck with people's money.
Elon did not run SpaceX with only his money. He did not rescue Tesla with only his money. He did not purchase X with only his money.
If you carry strong head, they'll bundle you out of your own company.
Did a democrat judge not cancel Musk's $56B Tesla compensation package and award $345m to the guys who sued him?
Why do you think Gwynne Shotwell is COO and President of SpaceX?

If Elon Musk becomes an impediment to progress of his companies, he'll be forced to step down.
Trillions are at stake. US national interests are at stake.
You think folks are going to sit and watch their billions disappear into thin air because a Sperg chose to pick a fight with POTUS.
Let's not talk about the US military. So Elon will say he wants to bar US military use of Starlink and General Caine will sit and twiddle his thumbs. How?

It's not about Trump. It's the power of office and the fact that Musk has powerful enemies who are looking for the slightest excuse.
A barely lucid Biden canceled his $56B pay and his $1B rural broadband contract, but he wants to duel with a vindictive Trump.

All Elon has done is the typical African breaking of bottle.
No b say e 1 fight. Na activity mk Trump for know say his patience is tired and that things gat change.
Trump cannot rob Peter (Elon) to pay Paul (special interest groups). Collect person $300m start dey blow "conflict of interest" grammar.
For this Washington?

-Lord

izzou:

Theflint1:
What makes it disturbing though?

What they're doing is not exactly illegal. If people seeing all the pastors are doing in open decide to stay plugged in, then it must be because the pastors are providing some value, be it entertainment, or a connection or illusion of a connection to the metaphysical.

izzou:
[color=royalblue] It's starting to look like hypnotism

In the wrong hands, these people can be brainwashed to do something else.

People cannot think for themselves anymore.[/color]

TemporaryHansel:
Let’s be honest - poverty fuels overreligiousity in this country.
The loudest warriors for church and mosque matters are usually poor, desperate people, clinging to the hope that their suffering is caused by "generational curses" instead of failed systems and bad governance.
They get called “Papa,” and their most devoted clients are women struggling in marriages and broke people looking for miracles.
Sure, rich folks fall for it sometimes, but it’s usually the poor that keep the engine running.
Charisma + a crowd in pain = unlimited influence.

What’s crazy is this: people say only a revolution can fix Nigeria.
But the truth is, the only people who can actually spark one are these pastors and imams.
They’ve already brainwashed millions - if they chose to, they could decide elections overnight.
But they’re too busy milking their flock to care.

raumdeuter:
Akwa Ibom

Oasisx don corner DissTroy

https://www.nairaland.com/8443975/akwa-ibom-state-governor-umo

KingTom:
I wanted to even ask Diss.troy for the tea, girl has been accusing him of killing his wife, her mother and all other things. He's an occultist, a ritualist etc

BlueRayDick:
Lolz 😂; Dey play !

Go to RCCG and see bank managers , senior managers in big companies and successful professionals washing toilets as workers in the church . Those are the ones keeping the engine running and not the poor folks .

The poor people are not even the ones that donate the most in those churches . There was a time one single individual donated a whole building in Lekki worth billions of naira to Oyedepo’s Winners Chapel .

DissTroy:
You don't want to know! You don't want to know! One of the sins of immediate-past Governor Udom Emmanuel.

Akwa Ibom is a very Christian state, and Christian leaders hold the aces and are very influential. They call them "Fathers of Faith" so whoever has the strongest ties with and to the Church wins elections landslide. That's why all our governors and highest-ranking politicians have "Pastor", " Deacon" and other such titles - even jettisoning their professional titles - when seeking political positions and consolidating on power.

You want to know how many Christian title conferments Godswill Akpabio has from the Methodist Church alone?

Udom built that International Worship Center to pacify the Christian leaders. It was needless since there are already two stadia in the state capital, and the very spacious Ibom Hall dedicated to such things.

Unless, of course, the incumbent Governor democratises access to it to be used for other purposes, it has no economic value. Beautiful? Yes. But pointless. That he completed it doesn't mean he didn't waste relatively scarce resources on it.

raumdeuter:
Alhaji Oasis Barka da sallah

On Ileya day you still dey busy signing politicians

https://www.nairaland.com/8444838/akwa-ibom-governor-umo-eno

raumdeuter:
He is not completely wrong, The fervor which a society follows religion is directly related to how poor they are.
You think your problems in life was not "ordinary eyes" which can be solved by following a religious leader

There is an ecosystem that feeds this, when you are doing well at your career the churches will approach you and talk you into making you a minister or Pastor because having a big man Blueray raises the profile of the church even if you have 10 sidechics and are always drunk, They will give you a modified pathway that is not as stringent as those for poor people because they want to attract the rich elites to the church.

You wont tell Wigwe and the City of David crew not to drink alcohol or have sidechic or give bribes or practice corruption plus sharp business practices (As long as you pay tithes)

Its the parish at Akute Ajangbadi Okokomaiko that we have all the strict rules for. Na these people the Pastors will walk out if they come late to church or their phone ring inside service

Akobo!!! Get in Jor!!! Gov Seyi Makinde has done it again ❤️🔥 pic.twitter.com/hvM9gdkss8

— Hon. Jesugbemi (@Hon_Jesugbemi) June 6, 2025

Akobo!!! Get in Jor!!! Gov Seyi Makinde has done it again ❤️🔥 pic.twitter.com/hvM9gdkss8

— Hon. Jesugbemi (@Hon_Jesugbemi) June 6, 2025

liveLongNprospa:
In 2011, Deadly violence erupted the moment Good luck Jonathan was declared the winner of the then concluded Presidential Election, leading to death of 800 innocent people , including 10 corp members:

1. Adewumi Seun (Ekiti)
2. Teidi Tosin (Kogi)
3. Adowei Elliot (Bayelsa)
4. Okpokiri Obinna (Abia)
5. Gbenjo Ayotunde (Osun)
6. Ukeoma Chibuzor (Imo)
7. Nwazema Chukwuonyerem (Imo)
8. Adeniji Jehleel (Osun)
9. Akonyi Sule (Kogi)
10. Anyanwu Agnes(Imo)

After this incident on April 2011, Muhammadu Buhari made the statement that "the dog and the baboon would all be soaked in blood" on May 14, 2011 should what happened in the election repeats itself.

liveLongNprospa:
For those that think Obidients are toxic, this is what buhari supporters did after he lost. Same supporters became part of APC.

liveLongNprospa:
For those that think Obidients are toxic, this is what buhari supporters did after he lost. Same supporters became part of APC.

Theflint1:
It's their MO, everybody knows that the APC is one of the most violent hate groups in the history of Nigeria.

Akobo!!! Get in Jor!!! Gov Seyi Makinde has done it again ❤️🔥 pic.twitter.com/hvM9gdkss8

— Hon. Jesugbemi (@Hon_Jesugbemi) June 6, 2025

BlueRayDick:
I think arrest and sentencing the driver to months of community service/labor would be a perfect punishment for such individual to deter him and others from taking such reckless decision in the future .

It’s always people who think they are wise and smart that always do that nonsense . He probably stays close to the junction he entered the one-way and doesn’t want to drive few hundreds of meters to make a u-turn to be on the right side of the road