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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TemporaryHansel(m): 9:34pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
Not at that speed. The day wey I jump from bus doing just about 15km/hr na him I know say oil dey Newton head
Na with that your pot belle you take jump from bus? grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 9:36pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
You just showed your MassCom credentials

Who jumps out of a vehicle moving at close to 300km/hr and won't get obliterated by his forward momentum

He jumped out after the plane had crash and come to a stop

I am seeing many MassCom students misconstruing that statement as him jumping from a moving plane that close to ground. Simple Newtons first law will stop them from making such a goof

Try jumping down from bus moving at just 30kmhr let me see whether you won't snap your ACL and chop asphalt and most likely die

The plane crashed in seconds, he didn't have time for all that, besides you can't just open plan door like that
I saw a video of the plane crashing and bursting into flames.

I don't know at what point he jumped off, but I'm saying whatever time he jumped off he was extremely lucky because he could've tried to jump fall awkwardly.

All those megefege wey u cap up there about Newton law and momentum, e concern u and Ur god Fenibeso. 😏
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m):
BlueRayDick:
I saw a video of the plane crashing and bursting into flames.

I don't know at what point he jumped off, but I'm saying whatever time he jumped off he was extremely lucky because he could've tried to jump fall awkwardly.

All those megefege wey u cap up there about Newton law and momentum, e concern u and Ur god Fenibeso. 😏
It was clear to any science student on first read that he only jumped off after the plan had come to a standstill. So in effect he survived the crash and came down
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by diggz: 9:39pm On Jun 12, 2025
GloriousGbola:
That Dayo is very very selfish

Buying range when he can do 1m giveaway for each of us on xmas

Same for diggz - another wicked man blinding boys with dollar instead of sharing luxury vehicles for the boys

Let me tell those selfish pricks how to spend their money on me angry
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:39pm On Jun 12, 2025
TemporaryHansel:
Na with that your pot belle you take jump from bus? grin
Na poor man dey enter bus. The incident happened 20years ago when I was a struggling student

Another incident that made me respect Newton was when I got hit by bus at bus stop while the bus had almost fully stopped. We all scrambled for bus after school so I went and placed myself at the most advantageous position to get a seat on the bus which was unfortunately in the path of where the bus was just stopping. Bus that must have been moving at 2-3 km/hr sent me flying 10 metres. That's when I knew that Force is mass x acceleration
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 9:43pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
Na poor man dey enter bus. The incident happened 20years ago when I was a struggling student
struggling






fking 40 xters
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:46pm On Jun 12, 2025
Amigoss:
I no be masscum student but conductors and agberos in Oshodi and Mushin dey defy Newton law wella grin,dem dey jump from moving bus well
Agberos dey allow bus to slow down before jumping. At full speed if they try it, na die
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 9:49pm On Jun 12, 2025
raumdeuter:
Agberos dey allow bus to slow down before jumping. At full speed if they try it, na die
Usain Bolt top recorded speed ever is 44 km/hr. Show me an agbero that can hit the ground running at 30 km/hr and we will send him to the next Olympics where he will definitely win gold
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:50pm On Jun 12, 2025
[quote author=Ellexy post=135726066]How much will it cost in skme states like Anambra, Kano or Lagos not to talk of running for president?
is right. I know people who have tried funning for office and spent a lot without even winning the ticket
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jun 12, 2025
raumdeuter:
Agberos dey allow bus to slow down before jumping. At full speed if they try it, na die
Not at full speed per se but they jumped from a moving bus,the thing is when they jump down,they keep running to match that speed,if they jump and stand on their feet,Na Igbobi straight.....
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 9:56pm On Jun 12, 2025
raumdeuter:
He is right. I know people who have tried funning for office and spent a lot without even winning the ticket
also why Godfathers start getting aggressive

they expect a return on their investment

charisma is not going to carry you that far in politics. you can make a good showing in the urban areas - but the urban areas are a small fraction of most states

a state like kwara, urban area begins and ends in ilorin. outside of that it is villages and hamlets where people have been living the same existence for decades and manifesto is just a big english word. you pay for teh machinery to mobilize the votes in these areas
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 10:02pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
Na poor man dey enter bus. The incident happened 20years ago when I was a struggling student

Another incident that made me respect Newton was when I got hit by bus at bus stop while the bus had almost fully stopped. We all scrambled for bus after school so I went and placed myself at the most advantageous position to get a seat on the bus which was unfortunately in the path of where the bus was just stopping. Bus that must have been moving at 2-3 km/hr sent me flying 10 metres. That's when I knew that Force is mass x acceleration
When you want to jump on a bus stopping, You also have to be in motion and move at a speed close to the speed of the bus in motion

Regarding the plane escapee. He was able to get up and walk, shows it didn't break any or a lot of bones. if he jumps from the height of a story building alone, he will break bones due to impact unless you hit water or well stacked mattresses

At the speed of a moving airplane it will be about 200km/hour, the chances are very minimal to survive jumping from that minus the at certain height, the air pressure will hurt you
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 10:10pm On Jun 12, 2025
Amigoss:
Not at full speed per se but they jumped from a moving bus,the thing is when they jump down,they keep running to match that speed,if they jump and stand on their feet,Na Igbobi straight.....
You can jump from a moving vehicle if its slow enough. When inside the bus speed becomes your speed, so when you drop speed significantly, your human body cant handle it

You cant go from 30km/hr to full stop 0km/hr in a space of 3 seconds and not hurt yourself. Even Usain Bolt when finishing a race still runs about 50meters to slow down to a final halt
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Nobody: 10:15pm On Jun 12, 2025
GloriousGbola:
also why Godfathers start getting aggressive

they expect a return on their investment

charisma is not going to carry you that far in politics. you can make a good showing in the urban areas - but the urban areas are a small fraction of most states

a state like kwara, urban area begins and ends in ilorin. outside of that it is villages and hamlets where people have been living the same existence for decades and manifesto is just a big english word. you pay for teh machinery to mobilize the votes in these areas
After all these, some people expect them not to loot. Lmao.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:18pm On Jun 12, 2025
raumdeuter:
When you want to jump on a bus stopping, You also have to be in motion and move at a speed close to the speed of the bus in motion

Regarding the plane escapee. He was able to get up and walk, shows it didn't break any or a lot of bones. if he jumps from the height of a story building alone, he will break bones due to impact unless you hit water or well stacked mattresses

At the speed of a moving airplane it will be about 200km/hour, the chances are very minimal to survive jumping from that minus the at certain height, the air pressure will hurt you
The air pressure is not that relevant here cos the plane had barely left the ground and was only at 650 feet which is fine. Where the air pressure is relevant is BlueRaydick thinking he can just open the door of a moving plane. The air pressure differential between the inside and outside won't allow it as the inside of the plane is pressurised. The horizontal velocity of the plane is too much for gravity to dull from that low height so he will need to hit the ground running at a speed beyond human capacity, that's if he can survive 650 ft fall which will already kill him. Both ways he is dead on arrival.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:20pm On Jun 12, 2025
raumdeuter:
You can jump from a moving vehicle if its slow enough. When inside the bus speed becomes your speed, so when you drop speed significantly, your human body cant handle it

You cant go from 30km/hr to full stop 0km/hr in a space of 3 seconds and not hurt yourself. Even Usain Bolt when finishing a race still runs about 50meters to slow down to a final halt
It takes probably 10 metres run up for athletes to build up to a speed of 30kmhr so you can't even do that from a standing start, your knees go buckle
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by akwesenana: 10:20pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
You just showed your MassCom credentials

Who jumps out of a vehicle moving at close to 300km/hr and won't get obliterated by his forward momentum

He jumped out after the plane had crash and come to a stop

I am seeing many MassCom students misconstruing that statement as him jumping from a moving plane that close to ground. Simple Newtons first law will stop them from making such a goof

Try jumping down from bus moving at just 30kmhr let me see whether you won't snap your ACL and chop asphalt and most likely die

The plane crashed in seconds, he didn't have time for all that, besides you can't just open plane door like that
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:27pm On Jun 12, 2025
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None of these are dealing with horizontal velocity which is the case at this planes low height. Gravity has turned their motion into a parabola so they only have to survive the vertical drop, not hit the ground running. The Indian plane dropped from a height of only 100 Raumdeuters so our man will have to match his horizontal speed when he hits the ground, not just pray for soft landing
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jun 12, 2025
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Lool I saw this as I wanted to post when I'm lost in thought, sometimes I think there is somebody out there in the middle of no where,in a rain forest or deserts that can't reconnect to the outside world...

Ibime no wan agree say there are somethings that defy logic,human reasoning and Newton's law
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Nobody: 10:35pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
[b]None of these are dealing with horizontal velocity which is the case at this planes low height. Gravity has turned their motion into a parabola so they only have to survive the vertical drop, not hit the ground running. [/b]The Indian plane dropped from a height of only 100 Raumdeuters so our man will have to match his horizontal speed when he hits the ground, not just pray for soft landing
You don dey carry non stem students where dem no know cheesy
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:36pm On Jun 12, 2025
[color=royalblue]I remember when Nigeria used to experience plane crashes like it was nothing

ADC, Sosoliso....

Sosoliso na my village guy. That last plane crash left the man in stitches (the one where students of Loyola Jesuit died, and I think Bimbo Odukoya). I guess that's when he decided to hang boot.

Victor Ikwuemesi, Rest on.[/color]
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 10:36pm On Jun 12, 2025
Amigoss:
Lool I saw this as I wanted to post when I'm lost in thought, sometimes I think there is somebody out there in the middle of no where,in a rain forest or deserts that can't reconnect to the outside world...

Ibime no wan agree say there are somethings that defy logic,human reasoning and Newton's law
Leave him, let him be fighting imaginary war of Science vs Non science student in his head.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:41pm On Jun 12, 2025
Amigoss:
You don dey carry non stem students where dem no know cheesy
On top of that, in all of akwesenas examples, they were still in the fuselages of the plane when they hit the ground which absorbed the force and cushioned the impact, just like the Indian guy.

There is nobody that will fall from 33,000 feet just his body on any surface (whether water or foam) and survive. If he like make he call all the birds to lay all their feathers down like Mr Tortoise, he go still die
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 10:45pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
On top of that, in all of akwesenas examples, they were still in the fuselages of the plane when they hit the ground which absorbed the force and cushioned the impact, just like the Indian guy.

There is nobody that will fall from 33,000 feet just his body on any surface (whether water or foam) and survive. If he like make he call all the birds to lay all their feathers down like Mr Tortoise, he go still die
[color=royalblue]That guy was way way to lucky..

I am guessing that where he sat, and where that part of the plane collided with, helped him[/color]
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 10:48pm On Jun 12, 2025
BlueRayDick:
Leave him, let him be fighting imaginary war of Science vs Non science student in his head.
Allow me enjoy your goof in peace. grin

You have been defying my theory about art students with your brilliant posts, but I knew one day breeze would blow and foul nyash will open and today is that day. grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 11:30pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
Allow me enjoy your goof in peace. grin

You have been defying my theory about art students with your brilliant posts, but I knew one day breeze would blow and foul nyash will open and today is that day. grin
Away from the jokes, there's some explanations to be done as to how the guy actually survived.

The video of the crash I saw on the internet, there was just some few seconds between when the plane went down and when there was a big explosion. Are we to believe the moment the plane crashed, the guy had the presence of mind to escape through the emergency doors and walked out of the crash scene before the plane exploded?

In the bide of the survivor walking I saw, the guy was holding his smartphone. I mean this guy jumped or walked off a plane crash scene and he had his phone intact on his hands? 😲

I believe in a matter of days' time, we will get a clearer gist of what actually happened and how the guy was able to survive.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Nobody: 11:32pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
On top of that, in all of akwesenas examples, they were still in the fuselages of the plane when they hit the ground which absorbed the force and cushioned the impact, just like the Indian guy.

There is nobody that will fall from 33,000 feet just his body on any surface (whether water or foam) and survive. If he like make he call all the birds to lay all their feathers down like Mr Tortoise, he go still die
Na him willpower to live,if he was kabashing like Wike,Na the fear and shock go fess kill am

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by GloriousGbola: 11:34pm On Jun 12, 2025
izzou:
[color=royalblue]That guy was way way to lucky..

I am guessing that where he sat, and where that part of the plane collided with, helped him[/color]
Right now he may be wondering - how many lives do I have left?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by A40(m): 11:37pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
The air pressure is not that relevant here cos the plane had barely left the ground and was only at 650 feet which is fine. Where the air pressure is relevant is BlueRaydick thinking he can just open the door of a moving plane. The air pressure differential between the inside and outside won't allow it as the inside of the plane is pressurised. The horizontal velocity of the plane is too much for gravity to dull from that low height so he will need to hit the ground running at a speed beyond human capacity, that's if he can survive 650 ft fall which will already kill him. Both ways he is dead on arrival.
He's probably seen that Tom Cruise Mission Impossible trailer and is like why not
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Griffon: 11:39pm On Jun 12, 2025
Ibime:
Seun new 40 character rule is auteeesteeek as he is

So if person score goal we no fit type GOAAAAAAL for football section?

Laslas we go leave this forum for am
It’s totally crazy.

This is the sort of rule that makes you wonder if you’re really in a forum or some sort of tyrant tomb.

40 kini?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Ibime(m): 11:43pm On Jun 12, 2025
Amigoss:
Na him willpower to live,if he was kabashing like Wike,Na the fear and shock go fess kill am
He came out after the plane crashed and before the fire reached his section. That's the "quick action". Nowhere did he jump out of the moving plane, NEVER, NIET, MBA.
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