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Ellexy:
Mau una dey observe awa president. Just good wishes from one member of the gang to another


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PrinceEma:
I thought Iran doesnt need assistant from.anybody?

Uganda's 86-year-old Lawmaker, Moses Ali asking constituents to vote for him for another term.

He is a Lieutenant General, Deputy Prime Minister and former Minister.

He has been in Government for 54 years.

🎥 @observerug pic.twitter.com/ntOSlDCpzC

— Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) June 18, 2025

WATCH | Uganda’s 86-year-old Deputy Prime Minister, Moses Ali, is still actively campaigning for the January 2026 elections, even though he looks unwell and very old. pic.twitter.com/Q2Qz7mC4J2

— 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 (@CrimeWatchZW) June 18, 2025

afrodoc2:
What caught my eye was that after filling the belly of his 5 children and wife with property, he forgot to add FIFTEEN other landed properties to the will. The real money na water.

Meanwhile the fifteen he forgot will be the nidus of litigation in the family.

diggz:
Sorry, but I don’t think that’s the case. If it were, Tinubu wouldn’t be busy consolidating every opposition figure into the APC across the country. He knows full well that he can’t win a free and fair election — and that’s exactly why he’s already working to hijack the 2027 election before it even begins.

raumdeuter:
He won the last election in 2023 Free and fair

Akaekpuchionwa2:
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Uganda's 86-year-old Lawmaker, Moses Ali asking constituents to vote for him for another term.

He is a Lieutenant General, Deputy Prime Minister and former Minister.

He has been in Government for 54 years.

🎥 @observerug pic.twitter.com/ntOSlDCpzC

— Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) June 18, 2025

WATCH | Uganda’s 86-year-old Deputy Prime Minister, Moses Ali, is still actively campaigning for the January 2026 elections, even though he looks unwell and very old. pic.twitter.com/Q2Qz7mC4J2

— 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 (@CrimeWatchZW) June 18, 2025

Watch the contrasting actions in the two videos. When I say that the most important attribute we should consider when choosing a president is compassion, people think I'm being too basic. pic.twitter.com/mQu7a2Kl6e

— KWEKU THE HUSTLER (@Urchilla01) June 19, 2025

Inside Aso Rock Today:

Bola: Bayoooooo. I didin go to the site yesturdayy but I sent you and Sunday. Tell me.

Bayo: Sir. The site was terrible. We could still perceive the roast smell of burnt villagers. We had to use face masks.

BAT: Mai Gurrr. Awon mola shaaa. May their souls rest in peace. Where is Dada?

DOlusegun: Daddy, the backlash is still growing. They’re saying you went to Benue but didn’t even visit the massacre site. Just came to Makurdi, waved, and left.

BAT: ugh hin hin 😅. As a prezzdent, they want me to enta the bushhh? I told IGP that I want to see arrests, I trust Kayode and av done my best. Send 20M to Alia, very naiicee man.

DO: Okay sir. And sir… Niger. The floods. The people are still waiting. Some say you’ve abandoned the North completely.

BAT: ahn ahn, am aiii the one that sent the clouds? I can't Naiger, Wike needs me in Abuja for some commissioning.

DO: Sir, if we don’t go or address it, Obi will speak. You know he—

BAT: Obiiii, Obiiiiii. Peter will enter a war zone with okada and one sachet of Milo, then come out shouting, “I am the only one that cares.”
The last time I went to Niger, did I not wear their babanriga? I even drank fura that gave me running stomach. Please leavee me.
Ooobi should go and govaarn his whatsapp group - that is his only caabinet.

(He pauses, squints like he’s remembering something.)

The only North I am interested in now, is the APC crisis in Gombe. Have they settled it?

DO: Not yet, sir. The Northern chairmen are threatening to form a parallel structure. Even Rufai said you cannot be reelected in 2027?

BAT: Structureee? (laughs) Struuuucture? Let them form structure in their backyard first. Which Rufai? The girl on Arise or that short man that I made minister in my head, but he started running podcasts? Kaduna Rufai?

DO: Yes sir. Mallam Nasir. He even hinted at a possible “northern consensus.”

BAT: Consensus ko, combustion ni. Even Atiku is forming consensus. In 2027, we will steal it, grab it and run away with it again. (giggles)
With the new INEC headquarteurs in Abuja, don'ttt worry.
Everyone wants to form structure, no one wants to form solution. A party is not buka, you don’t just break and open your own next door!

DO: Sir, Should we respond?

BAT: Of cozz not, Was I not the one who said “emi lokan”? And did I not collect it?
my fren, the game is the game. Now, I own the pitch. And I know the referee’s village.

(turns to Bayo) Where is Wike sef?

Bayo: Wike is in Rivers today, sir.

BAT: Hmmm. Good. Tell him to check on that place where we cut ribbin last week. The rice processing one. They should paint it white. Glossy white like Dubai building. I want Dada to post it next Sunday.

DO: Should we drop pictures from your Benue trip?

BAT: Use filter first. Don't post anything from the site. Post that small faiine baby twice, front and back. Add small green. Like hope.

DO: Sir, what of Enugu? There were killings there, too.

BAT: Aarrrrghh, Dada, just prepare the playlist for my trip to Saint Lucia. That one with Fela, Sunny Ade, and that new boy - Asake. My only business with Enugu is when they tell me the Chieftaincy title is ready, leeaave them. I am the preezzdent.

DO: Okay sir.

BAT: You are doing well, Dada. Bami pe seyi, let him check this laptop for me - this gadddam power button. Also tell Akpabio that I will be sending a 3B budget replacement for this laptop. Pele, mai dear.

liveLongNprospa:

Watch the contrasting actions in the two videos. When I say that the most important attribute we should consider when choosing a president is compassion, people think I'm being too basic. pic.twitter.com/mQu7a2Kl6e

— KWEKU THE HUSTLER (@Urchilla01) June 19, 2025

Please click the link and watch videos.
You'll see the difference between a leader than has empathy and a ruler that doesn't care.

PrinceEma:
I thought Iran doesnt need assistant from.anybody?

afrodoc2:
That is a dyskinesia.

The most likely cause for this guy is Parkinson Disease medications. It is also common in people on antipsychotic medications. Less likely in this station.

Bluelines69:
How do the families of this people even sit and watch them do all of these to themselves, i blame the handlers and the voters

KingTom:
'Light Nigga, Dark Nigga, faux nigga, real nigga, rich nigga, poor nigga, house nigga, field nigga.... Still Nigga, still Nigga'

🙃🙃

akwesenana:
...Okay.
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KingTom:
They sit in gold plated chairs and eat full roasted chicken whilst drinking umquombithi bro. Who go off tap wey dey flow for him side? imagine how much his handlers have siphoned through him, even the ones washing his diapers sef. The only people you can fault a bit are the voters and even then they're somewhat helpless

MorataFC:
https://www.nairaland.com/8455109/israeli-government-says-eliminating-irans#135813389

Hmm

airmark:
Make these terrorists no sha do any werey to mar the ongoing CWC. They are always bitter when people are happy.