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eliwa47:
Back in the late '80s, I came home from school to spend the holidays with my sister in Abeokuta. She told me that every night, she kept hearing the sound of some strange creature that came to swallow her chickens. As a "big boy" back then—used to killing small snakes—I told her not to worry. I boldly assured her: “Just wake me up whenever you hear that sound again.”

True to her word, around 1 a.m., she woke me up. Those were the days of lantern light 🏮, so I grabbed it and dashed outside to the chicken cage, ready for action. But what I saw nearly stopped my heart!

Right there, in the faint glow of the lantern, was something that looked like an anaconda! My sister shouted from behind, “Have you killed it?!”

Kill what?? I couldn’t even breathe—afraid that the creature might hear the sound of my breath! I didn’t run o... I took a silent reverse all the way back!.

Fear fear young man,
My late cousin Lere would have turn it into breakfast protein.

Keep resting in peace Lere Aka Lere Paimo

eliwa47:
Back in the late '80s, I came home from school to spend the holidays with my sister in Abeokuta. She told me that every night, she kept hearing the sound of some strange creature that came to swallow her chickens. As a "big boy" back then—used to killing small snakes—I told her not to worry. I boldly assured her: “Just wake me up whenever you hear that sound again.”

True to her word, around 1 a.m., she woke me up. Those were the days of lantern light 🏮, so I grabbed it and dashed outside to the chicken cage, ready for action. But what I saw nearly stopped my heart!

Right there, in the faint glow of the lantern, was something that looked like an anaconda! My sister shouted from behind, “Have you killed it?!”

Kill what?? I couldn’t even breathe—afraid that the creature might hear the sound of my breath! I didn’t run o... I took a silent reverse all the way back!.

Baba please continue, it was as if I was reading a novel.

opera1:
That's how justice should be for everything living thing,. "Eye for an eye.". With this principle, life will be so peaceful.

You dont seem to understand the concept of "food chain" do you?

Imagine there was "eye for an eye" when we kill bulls.

They said that one will need to set trap to catch it.
Or, you simply pour poison inside a meal or food and place it where the cat normally passes or walk.

chigoziri2403:
Are there other deterrents ?
Like chemicals to keep the intruders away

eliwa47:
Back in the late '80s, I came home from school to spend the holidays with my sister in Abeokuta. She told me that every night, she kept hearing the sound of some strange creature that came to swallow her chickens. As a "big boy" back then—used to killing small snakes—I told her not to worry. I boldly assured her: “Just wake me up whenever you hear that sound again.”

True to her word, around 1 a.m., she woke me up. Those were the days of lantern light 🏮, so I grabbed it and dashed outside to the chicken cage, ready for action. But what I saw nearly stopped my heart!

Right there, in the faint glow of the lantern, was something that looked like an anaconda! My sister shouted from behind, “Have you killed it?!”

Kill what?? I couldn’t even breathe—afraid that the creature might hear the sound of my breath! I didn’t run o... I took a silent reverse all the way back!.

Did you later kill it

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GanagiBitrus:
Formerly Snake 🐍
But now Stomach Infrastructure. 🍲

Meat now three. The fight go still continues for inside pot.The weekend go sweet die..

opera1:
That's how justice should be for everything living thing,. "Eye for an eye.". With this principle, life will be so peaceful.

eye for an eye ke? How many chickens you done kill chop dem done kill you put

dkidd:
Do U eat it 👀 ?

Lol which one is for what again... U like play

Eat wetin? I don eat edibles finish? 👁️👁️


Seun's nairaland keep asking for more characters. 😀

jUeLiZ:
more photos
I don't eat snakes. But neighbors and friends did justice to it this morning...

b4 nko. Snake meat tastes like chicken. No let anybody deceive you. Great protein source

Ucla:
E be like say person go finally taste snake meet one of these days

The hunger don enter another level. I pity all these lizard wey dey jump up and down.

eliwa47:
Back in the late '80s, I came home from school to spend the holidays with my sister in Abeokuta. She told me that every night, she kept hearing the sound of some strange creature that came to swallow her chickens. As a "big boy" back then—used to killing small snakes—I told her not to worry. I boldly assured her: “Just wake me up whenever you hear that sound again.”

True to her word, around 1 a.m., she woke me up. Those were the days of lantern light 🏮, so I grabbed it and dashed outside to the chicken cage, ready for action. But what I saw nearly stopped my heart!

Right there, in the faint glow of the lantern, was something that looked like an anaconda! My sister shouted from behind, “Have you killed it?!”

Kill what?? I couldn’t even breathe—afraid that the creature might hear the sound of my breath! I didn’t run o... I took a silent reverse all the way back!.

This is so hilarious.. the silent reverse you had to make lolol .

Mariangeles:
Eat wetin? I don eat edibles finish? 👁️👁️


Seun's nairaland keep asking for more characters. 😀

Lol I for fear U oo


Them go soon tire now just wait small

dkidd:
Lol I for fear U oo


Them go soon tire now just wait small

So, if you hear say I dey chop snake, you go believe? 😀

The forum sef don dey lose traction.

Mariangeles:
So, if you hear say I dey chop snake, you go believe? 😀

The forum sef don dey lose traction.

Lol things dey sup oo... U go dey hear names like lemon butter snake or grilled snake with strips of bell pepper and spicy mashed potatoes 😂

I swear be like na wrong advisers surround Seun

xjiggy:
b4 nko. Snake meat tastes like chicken. No let anybody deceive you. Great protein source

God forbid...I can't eat anything reptile...how will I even start...

dkidd:
Lol things dey sup oo... U go dey hear names like lemon butter snake or grilled snake with strips of bell pepper and spicy mashed potatoes 😂

I swear be like na wrong advisers surround Seun

Hahahahahahaha

Come charge an arm and a leg ontop.
I no fit fall for that kind senrenren.

After seeing this thread... Chief. Hon. Sen. Dr. Lala. PhD. Comes to mind... I will never forget u brother.... I miss u😭😭😭😭😭

If u put a pipe close to the entrance pour plenty type of pepper Inside the pipe. Once snake sneeze am she or he go Japa to akpata. Dry grinded pepper. All variant