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BlueRayDick:
That's just one out of the numerous disciplines in the arts that have professors living beyond the meagre salary being paid by the FG. I'm trying understand how the others in the various disciplines cope

The really talented ones are getting by, the less talented ones, not so much, they resort to begging students and taking bribes to get by. It's a sour situation which I believe would be a lot worse in schools outside of Lagos and the big cities.

The quality of living of lecturers today are back to the pre Obasanjo and PDP years.

swiz123:
I doubt any right thinking man will want his wife to stop earning because of 400k a month income. Men even hustle to open good businesses for their wives and a poor man on 400k will want to stop his wife from earning ?

I choose to believe that it’s a case of marrying a very young woman who hasn’t figured out life past doing sales girl.

You are not getting it.

The guy probably earns lesser than 400k 2 to 3 years ago and was taking care of the woman with whatever the salary was. Following the subsidy removal and spike in inflation rate; his new salary of N400k can barely take care of his family of 6 bills. If he had stopped his wife working back then, I'm sure he would be regretting it.

I am saying you can't just assume the man married a woman who decided to be a liability to him by not working of her own volition. For all we know, the man may have stopped her from working due to lack of foresight.

swiz123:
If you think you are successful at pull out over an extended period of time, then you might be celebrating low sperm count without knowing.

I think its timing. You dont have to wait until its at the tip.

I get you though...but then you have to understand the women you are dealing with - knowing when they are just past ovulazione so you can be very safe as well.

Theflint1:
The really talented ones are getting by, the less talented ones, not so much, they resort to begging students and taking bribes to get by. It's a sour situation which I believe would be a lot worse in schools outside of Lagos and the big cities.

The quality of living of lecturers today are back to the pre Obasanjo and PDP years.

Omo I shock.

I don't think there's any professor who wouldn't have at least 15 years experience before attaining that rank. If with that years of experience they don't earn N400k net according to that payslip, how much will Assistant lecturers, Lecturers and Senior Lecturers who are lower in rank earn?

And will those on the lower rungs have access to those grants the professors have access to as side hustle?

No wonder dem dey always look for the pablos in the class to hold for boxers

Emaprince:
I think its timing. You dont have to wait until its at the tip

I get you though...but then you have to understand the women you are dealing with - knowing when they are just past ovulazione so you can be very safe as well.

BlueRayDick:
You are not getting it.

The guy probably earns lesser than 400k 2 to 3 years ago and was taking care of the woman with whatever the salary was. Following the subsidy removal and spike in inflation rate; his new salary of N400k can barely take care of his family of 6 bills. If he had stopped his wife working back then, I'm sure he would be regretting it.

I am saying you can't just assume the man married a woman who decided to be a liability to him by not working of her own volition. For all we know, the man may have stopped her from working due to lack of foresight.

Lack of foresight, maybe. My brother tried it, Tinubu reseted his brain. Thank God he had savings to start a business for his wife when the pressure started to tell.

I wonder where the flex is in marrying a jobless woman.

BlueRayDick:
Omo I shock.

I don't think there's any professor who wouldn't have at least 15 years experience before attaining that rank. If with that years of experience they don't earn N400k net according to that payslip, how much will Assistant lecturers, Lecturers and Senior Lecturers who are lower in rank earn?

And will those on the lower rungs have access to those grants the professors have access to as side hustle?

No wonder dem dey always look for the pablos in the class to hold for boxers

And na them dey teach the leaders of tomorrow...with the laughable pay.

joseph1832:
Always wondered what happened to him. Dude just went ghost. Lol

What happened to funlord is that he scammed one lady in the FX thread and had to be added to the scammer list. He then went into ghost mode

KingTom:

Abeg teach us..make we learn

Emaprince:
I think its timing. You dont have to wait until its at the tip.

I get you though...but then you have to understand the women you are dealing with - knowing when they are just past ovulazione so you can be very safe as well.

😂😂😂

Sperm wey go fertilize no go call u for phone tell u say e Don reach tip o

So it has gotten to forcing banks to snitch? Well, it will be interesting to see how this thing will play out given that an account can do over 5 million transactions in a month and profit no go pass 150k. While some with less than that figure make more in profit.

swiz123:
So it has gotten to forcing banks to snitch? Well, it will be interesting to see how this thing will play out given that an account can do over 5 million transactions in a month and profit no go pass 150k. While some with less than that figure make more in profit.

The new policy shock me sef.

Must the 5m be about business? This means we will be recklessly taxed

Emaprince:
I think its timing. You dont have to wait until its at the tip.

I get you though...but then you have to understand the women you are dealing with - knowing when they are just past ovulazione so you can be very safe as well.

Pre cum can escape before you think of reaching climax, so what happens then? Same pre cum can wait for an egg for as long as 6 days.

Let’s not even talk about the urge to continue shortly after with some residue still hanging around.

Waiting for a woman to get past ovulation means you have to wait for at least 20 to 25 days within a cycle for best possible result. Which man has such patience?

Emaprince:
The new policy shock me sef.

Must the 5m be about business? This means we will be recklessly taxed

FIRS has not yet given guidelines on how the whole thing will play out. But ideally it is profit that is expected to be taxed,not the full amount one gets credited in his or her account.

Emaprince:
I think its timing. You dont have to wait until its at the tip.

I get you though...but then you have to understand the women you are dealing with - knowing when they are just past ovulazione so you can be very safe as well.

I thought you were in Rev Father training school with Revfrebuka?

Emaprince:
The new policy shock me sef.

Must the 5m be about business? This means we will be recklessly taxed

It will affect business men mostly. Some people use 30k or less to sell something worth over 500k and that 30k na still gross profit.

When applied recklessly, the government could be taxing more than one makes in actual profit. Businesses will be forced to increase prices which will affect everyone.

raumdeuter:
I thought you were in Rev Father training school with Revfrebuka?

Me?

Where? When?

Emaprince:
Abeg teach us..make we learn

Me wey don carry paper to learn from you already

BlueRayDick:
FIRS has not yet given guidelines on how the whole thing will play out. But ideally it is profit that is expected to be taxed,not the full amount one gets credited in his or her account.

I think it is more about countering VAT dodging.

any service or product you pay for is supposed to include vat

so the dodge is pay to my personal account instead of my company account - that way you can avoid adding vat to the transaction

i believe what they are saying is inflows over 5m per month will have to be explained - because the truth of the matter is they are likely payment for services

most banks already now this by looking at payment trends

This one the babariga dollar tiff has been appointed as chairman of FAAN, I hope we won’t go back to the era where those airport security beg with reckless abandon.

GloriousGbola:
I think it is more about countering VAT dodging.

any service or product you pay for is supposed to include vat

so the dodge is pay to my personal account instead of my company account - that way you can avoid adding vat to the transaction

i believe what they are saying is inflows over 5m per month will have to be explained - because the truth of the matter is they are likely payment for services

most banks already now this by looking at payment trends

So how will they verify if I say the money is not for any goods & services?

Also what if I ask the senders to fragment it in my various bank accounts?

Then what about data protection? What's the assurance all thse data won't get into the wrong hands?

Emaprince:
Me?

Where? When?

Just like Peter denied Jesus, Brother Emmanuel denied the Lords calling when Opueh matter reach

raumdeuter:
Just like Peter denied Jesus, Brother Emmanuel denied the Lords calling when Opueh matter reach

As you can see I'm still.learning sef. I thought pull out game was even cool until senior men like swiss, blueray and kingtom come dey laugh me join.

I need more lessons in this game

GloriousGbola:
I think it is more about countering VAT dodging.

any service or product you pay for is supposed to include vat

so the dodge is pay to my personal account instead of my company account - that way you can avoid adding vat to the transaction

i believe what they are saying is inflows over 5m per month will have to be explained - because the truth of the matter is they are likely payment for services

most banks already now this by looking at payment trends

It will start there and end up with tax bills in your mail.

-Lord

BlueRayDick:
So how will they verify if I say the money is not for any goods & services?

Also what if I ask the senders to fragment it in my various bank accounts?

Then what about data protection? What's the assurance all these data won't get into the wrong hands?

the truth of the matter is that these things are easy to tell

especially as when doing a transfer you will label the transaction as payment for a service.

will you pay for a phone by transfer without labelling the transaction?

years ago gtb actually tagged my account as a tier 3 business account because i was being paid for PP through it

we engaged a seller to buy pumps. the guy said you can pay me direct no vat - or pay through my business account with vat. we paid him direct - but we also labelled the transaction. because you also need that for your internal paper trail

the FG is closing the loophole

LordAdam16:
It will start there and end up with tax bills in your mail.

-Lord

my take has always been nothing lasts forever.

people enjoyed the loophole - people overused the loophole, and now it is being closed.

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GloriousGbola:
the truth of the matter is that these things are easy to tell

especially as when doing a transfer you will label the transaction as payment for a service.

will you pay for a phone by transfer without labelling the transaction?

years ago gtb actually tagged my account as a tier 3 business account because i was being paid for PP through it

we engaged a seller to buy pumps. the guy said you can pay me direct no vat - or pay through my business account with vat. we paid him direct - but we also labelled the transaction. because you also need that for your internal paper trail

the FG is closing the loophole

I'm saying how do u track vat through individual accounts especially for small business owners who are probably not registered with CAC?

If they are saying they will go hard on small business owners, will they do the same for accounts of Senators, Governors and political office holders who sell contracts to their cronies for percentages ?

BlueRayDick:
Tragedies do happen whether u like it or not. It is not a matter of whether u think about it or u don't.

You have a car and u drive it with the intention of having a safe drive all year round. While u are being on ur best behaviour and being the best driver out there, a reckless driver can ram into ur car from rear or a useless danfo trying to get away from agbero/task force can damage your vehicle by the side. When that happens, u won't say kill urself rather u will look for means to fix ur car if u don't have valid comprehensive motor insurance covering ur car at that point. Now imagine u don't have financial capability nor insurance at that point; won't ur car remain in that damaged condition ?

Now Imagine u thinking no tragedy can befall u and somehow live happens. But u've rid urself of the ability to make babies. Shebi u will also remian in that condition for life? You taking away ur ability to make babies is u not making plan for any contingencies.

I am not preaching to u o, I am only telling u why people see that surgical procedure as an extreme decision most people will not take with full eyes open except their health and general well being depends on it.

Well, it's not a must to have kids. If tragedy happens and someone loses their children, bringing in new ones as replacements doesn’t sit right with me. In fact, I see it as disrespect, like the ones you lost were just placeholders. Kids are not backup plans or spare parts.

BlueRayDick:
This did not answer the most important part of my post in bold below

Is a professor of Christian Religious studies also a Consultant to UN and EU agencies? What of professors of Yoruba or Igbo Language? How many of them can actually be co-opted into being Consultant to those agencies?

Professor Ayodele Yusuf
https://iads.unilag.edu.ng/index.php/our-team/john-doe/

Professor Muhammad S . Umar
https://uniabuja.academia.edu/MSaniUmar/CurriculumVitae

Professor Augustine Falaye
https://ui.edu.ng/content/professor-augustine-eyiwunmi-olumuyiwa-falaye

swiz123:
Pre cum can escape before you think of reaching climax, so what happens then? Same pre cum can wait for an egg for as long as 6 days.

Let’s not even talk about the urge to continue shortly after with some residue still hanging around.

Waiting for a woman to get past ovulation means you have to wait for at least 20 to 25 days within a cycle for best possible result. Which man has such patience?

Yeah, precum can get a woman pregnant. Which is why pull out game, no matter how good, can be said to be 100% safe.

swiz123:
So it has gotten to forcing banks to snitch? Well, it will be interesting to see how this thing will play out given that an account can do over 5 million transactions in a month and profit no go pass 150k. While some with less than that figure make more in profit.

Will this be applied to only business accounts? Or it'll also apply to personal accounts too?