₦airaland Forum

iamoyindamola:
This is it right here, like i don't understand they want to force it on non muslim country

Even Naija with plenty Muslims sef, majority of the Muslims don't want Sharia Law.

He died in active Service .

https://www.nairaland.com/8477251/kogi-varsity-lecturer-dies-during

PhD holder wan impress 200Level student for bedmatics he go drink Energy drink , na so he take cross to the great beyond .

BlueRayDick:
He died in active Service .

https://www.nairaland.com/8477251/kogi-varsity-lecturer-dies-during

PhD holder wan impress 200Level student for bedmatics he go drink Energy drink , na so he take cross to the great beyond .

You mean cervix?

raumdeuter:
while resisting Polygamy, Married Astronomer CEO Andy Byron aka GloriousGbola caught with the Head of HR (who is also married) at a concert

Note from treblechamp, when you are out there with your sidepiece always avoid any appearance of a camera

Na WA for HR people.

Na so my own HR come request for leg rub say she dey get some kind of muscle pull.

Na so I delayed a bit to be sure asking if I should look for cold press.

Then someone walked in.

Imagine saying I no think coldplay cold press first. Na so I for receive query for office romance. My wife goncone demand for 50% of my 1.6m naira savings. 😂

BlueRayDick:
He died in active Service .

https://www.nairaland.com/8477251/kogi-varsity-lecturer-dies-during

PhD holder wan impress 200Level student for bedmatics he go drink Energy drink , na so he take cross to the great beyond .

The earlier these people realize it's not a do or die affair

Spy360:
Na WA for HR people.

Na so my own HR come request for leg rub say she dey get some kind of muscle pull.

Na so I delayed a bit to be sure asking if I should look for cold press.

Then someone walked in.

Imagine saying I no think coldplay cold press first. Na so I for receive query for office romance. My wife goncone demand for 50% of my 1.6m naira savings. 😂

You wan press leg for lab

Spy360:
Na WA for HR people.

Na so my own HR come request for leg rub say she dey get some kind of muscle pull.

Na so I delayed a bit to be sure asking if I should look for cold press.

Then someone walked in.

Imagine saying I no think coldplay cold press first. Na so I for receive query for office romance. My wife goncone demand for 50% of my 1.6m naira savings. 😂

You be case😂😂

BlueRayDick:
One of my friend dad’s nickname is “àgbà ṣòro da " (Growing old comes with its own complications).

Living through my late dad's experience, old age just comes at you suddenly! One minute you are having the time of your life with your grandkids at your table making you laugh heartily with their shenanigans and the next day you are down with an irreversible medical condition 🤦‍♂️.

That’s why I find it amusing that a man above 70 years of age will be scheming to rule this complex country called Nigeria when there are enough personal headaches to deal with at that age .

It's a shame for any Nigerian youth support the country being over run by old men in their 70s and 80s.

Buhari was the first mistake.

Tinubu is the second.

If Atiku goes again, that would be insane.

iamoyindamola:
You wan press leg for lab

You never watch am for film before? E sweet die 😂

Not sure how BAT has managed to keep the Naira-USD rate stable, but it's one thing I can commend his government for. Doing even short term plans under the Buhari government was near impossible cause of how much rates fluctuated.

All things considered, Emefiele ought to spend the rest of his natural life in jail. The only reason the man should get any sort of reprieve is there's so many other persons in government that are just as criminal minded and did as bad if not worse in their little capacity.

iamoyindamola:
The earlier these people realize it's not a do or die affair

Na the urge to bring to reality all those fantasy and Uganda stories they hear from other men Dey kpai some of them .

You remember all those Ugandan stories wey men Dey drop steady for that Ashawo thread that year say dem Dey last 1 hour one round ? Na people wey Dey try act the film in real life Dey find themselves in this kind mess

Spy360:
You mean cervix?

i see you know your diesel well !!!

BlueRayDick:
Na the urge to bring to reality all those fantasy ajd Uganda stories they hear from other men Dey kpai some of them .

You remember all those Ugandan stories wey men Dey drop steady for that Ashawo thread that year say dem Dey last 1 hour one round ? Na people wey Dey try act the film in real life Dey find themselves in this kind mess

How can i forget

Pls, is any one here with connection in the oil and gas industry, specifically BLCO export? I need a genuine buyer as I have a link to an allottee that have the capacity to sell.

It's urgent.

iamoyindamola:
How can i forget

Man go look man for eyes like this serve am better lies.

If u try to challenge them or point out how impossible the lamba sounds, dem go say na u dey eat sugar anyhow

BlueRayDick:
Man go look man for eyes like this serve am better lies.

If u try to challenge them or point out how impossible the lamba sounds, dem go say na u dey eat sugar anyhow

Those guys are clowns, i just remembered nwachibuzor the guy that hand trouser on nail in brothels

I like that line, for indeed there was a president. He was a very honest and truthful person. Continue to rest in peace.

BlueRayDick:
Na the urge to bring to reality all those fantasy and Uganda stories they hear from other men Dey kpai some of them .

You remember all those Ugandan stories wey men Dey drop steady for that Ashawo thread that year say dem Dey last 1 hour one round ? Na people wey Dey try act the film in real life Dey find themselves in this kind mess

You been dey follow Ashawo thread?

iamoyindamola:
Those guys are clowns, i just remembered nwachibuzor the guy that hand trouser on nail in brothels

I remember that guy, he's one of the guys that patronizes all those short time brothels. Na Powerd be their oga pata pata ; that guy fit drop sexcapade in the midst of war and total chaos. He no care whether people dey troll themselves or not, he go just write his long story about Oluti Triple towers and the Ashawo's he has missed and he will bounce .

Recently I just remembered that Aro1 that always fantasize about doing it raw and watching it flow out like a boss. I wonder if he still lives that kind of life till date.

TemporaryHansel:
You been dey follow Ashawo thread?

lolz

BlueRayDick:
lolz

Which moniker you been take dey follow the thread, na this one?

I'm sure I never saw you comment on that thread. Abi una just been dey observe on a low.

BlueRayDick:
Na the urge to bring to reality all those fantasy and Uganda stories they hear from other men Dey kpai some of them .

You remember all those Ugandan stories wey men Dey drop steady for that Ashawo thread that year say dem Dey last 1 hour one round ? Na people wey Dey try act the film in real life Dey find themselves in this kind mess

But wait oh, you believe say people no dey wey dey go 1 hour one round??

TemporaryHansel:
But wait oh, you believe say people no dey wey dey go 1 hour one round??

Na food?
First round?

TemporaryHansel:
Which moniker you been take dey follow the thread, na this one?

I'm sure I never saw you comment on that thread. Abi una just been dey observe on a low.

We use our monika but observe on lowkey, how do you think we know your history
Once first start we use to tag each other monika

TemporaryHansel:
Which moniker you been take dey follow the thread, na this one?

I'm sure I never saw you comment on that thread. Abi una just been dey observe on a low.

I have attached one of my posts on the thread speaking to the Uganda fantasy of spending decades on a woman .

Semid4lyfe please unblock my last post 🙏

TemporaryHansel:
But wait oh, you believe say people no dey wey dey go 1 hour one round??

Spend 1 hour doing what exactly ?

It’s a lie from the pits of hell; anybody that claims such is just whining u.

Do u know how long 1 hour is ? 😂😂😂

BlueRayDiick:
Spend 1 hour doing what exactly ?

It’s a lie from the pits of hell; anybody that claims such is just whining u.

Do u know how long 1 hour is ? 😂😂😂

Sugar too full your body boss.

TemporaryHansel:
Sugar too full your body boss.

Can you do exercise for an hour non-stop?

Which kind skit be this 🤣🤣🤣